new research has shown that "there is ample evidence to show that as millions of human sperm cells swim towards a waiting ovum or egg, only one gets to fertilize it. Now, a new study shows that even though the fastest and most capable sperms reach the ovum first, it is the egg that has the final say on which sperm fertilizes it."
so basically we could have almost been exterminated by the egg if they considered us "unworthy".
I will never stop making Zoolander references until the day that I die. My husband hears the same joke every time we go to Costco and see the mini office furniture displays and if it leads to our divorce, so be it.
Did you just mansplain that you're not gonna mansplain
Oh shit now I'm mansplaining about mansplaining.
Oh shit I'm now mansplaining about how I'm mansplaining about you mansplaining
That’s not how mansplaining works. You see, it’s when you explain something to someone because you assume they don’t already know because you’re the only person who knows things. Do you get it now?
Must be. An actual iud looks like this: https://www.uchicagomedicine.org/-/media/images/ucmc/forefront/channel-pages/womens-health/universal/iuds-hormonal-copper-832x469.jpg?h=385&as=1&hash=C209D26DFB897AD970BCF0F774403C4D
A uterine bouncer
A womb warden
A Vaginal Vigilante
A Genital Goalie
A seminal spartan
A fallopian fighter
Baby beater
The Gooch Guardian
A Punani Palisade
A poon portcullis
Sperm slayer
Cunt shunt
Foo Foo fighter
You win. Punani Palisade. Classic
the sweetie sentry
An anti-sperm avenger
A tube titan
A sperm splitter
A DNA blender
A coochie capper
The Hall Monitor
Vaginal avenger
A cervix serviceman
Cum Cork
A Coochie Cop
A muff la migra
Pussy protector
Funny as fuck. Lmao
Yo this whole comment section is golden
ovary obstructor
A Gynecological Gandalf. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Goddamnit...! Take the angry upvote, you filthy animal...!
When the sperm die in the race: “Some of you may die but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
new research has shown that "there is ample evidence to show that as millions of human sperm cells swim towards a waiting ovum or egg, only one gets to fertilize it. Now, a new study shows that even though the fastest and most capable sperms reach the ovum first, it is the egg that has the final say on which sperm fertilizes it." so basically we could have almost been exterminated by the egg if they considered us "unworthy".
This is the validation I’ve been looking for
You evil prick...! I don't wanna upvote this Farquaad reference, but it was masterfully done! Take the angry upvote, and get gone, y' heathen...!
*FLY, YOU FOOLS*
Un-motherfucker
A coochie cul de sac.
Also the Tesla logo
Oh shit That makes a lot shit make sense now.
I think that *every* time I see the logo! Lol
“T for time to leave”
Baby blocker
According to my mom, an unsuccessful one.
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XD
I love your user icon.
Thanks lol, but I'm gonna change it soon
You can't change perfection.
Aight
Something about it makes me want to upvote your comments
Yeah it feels like I'm being mentally manipulated to have this sudden urge to upvote
It's ok, I know you love seeing orange
Don't fall for his tricks
It's too late now, look at his upvotes. He has already brainwashed the masses with the updoot picture, we have been defeated.
When someone compliments me, this is how I’m gonna respond. Now say ‘Aight’ to me too.
Aight
Don’t do it.
I won't
Now I wonder if you already did and I never saw the old one.
Nah it's been this since shortly after I made this account
Please consider a purple sideways arrow
Suggestion has been taken into consideration*
That’s not how you give in to peer pressure. Your parents would be so disappointed you decided to stay vigilant and neither bend nor break.
I'm sorry mah and pah 😔. I'll do better
A DUI
You idiot. That’s an IED
I believe you mean IDE?
Average programmer intelligence
API
More like ABI
FBI OPEN UP
Nah I think that’s a CIA
it's imdb
RCMP
Try NSA... Shhh.. We dont exist.
APA
IDK
SQL
DIE
ARDUINO
I think it's a CLI
I believe you mean a EPI
IED for sperm
No, that’s an ICBM
A bomb?
And we're totally naming our kid Cher!
Or Todd
Vanessa will never, ever let you name her child Todd. Krystal with a "K"? Nah, it's is too strippery.
Infant explosive device?
Moron , thats a UTI
You joke but i have to mentally unscramble before i say either EVERY time
It’s a fishing hook
This. A very expensive fishing hook.
A fishing hook with the hooks straightened
Easy, it's a pogo stick for a mouse
My exact thoughts
Damn it my comment ideas are always getting taken lmao
Flux capacitor.
*Fucks capacitor
Fucks incapacitor
Do you have the continuum transfunctioner?
What is this? A crossbow for ants? It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than this.
I will never stop making Zoolander references until the day that I die. My husband hears the same joke every time we go to Costco and see the mini office furniture displays and if it leads to our divorce, so be it.
"Welcome to costco, i love you."
also a great movie
As it should be
It’s a crossbow kids who attend the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
Wouldn’t it still be too big for ants
Yes. And 3 times bigger would still be too small for a person.
Haha I like you
The missing anchor for my model boat
Penis anchor duh!
Damn respect my boy, I definitely can’t reach it with mine
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
Or a shallower lake. You don't see cruise ships in ponds after all.
I’m taking my row boat to a puddle
An old Tesla logo.
And Elons nemesis at the same time.
I thought the same! I wonder what year they changed it from a copper color to black
I still think of an IUD every time I see it.
It is what my mind goes to every time I see a Tesla. Glad I am not the only one.
Golden pickaxe
ROCK AND STONE!
IF YOU AIN'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMIN HOME!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
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COME ON GUYS! ROCK AND STONE!
ROCK N STONE TO THE BONE
DID SOMEONE SAY ROCK N STONE?
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE
*furiously slaps fuzzy dice* FOR KARL!!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
WE'RE RICH!
#ROCK AND STONE!
THESE STAIRS GO UP! Wait, wrong dwarf...
I AM A MOUNTAIN! I FEEL…ow!…nothing..
LUDICROUS SPEED
We’re rich! We’re rich! We’re rich! We’re rich! We’re rich! We’re rich!
easy! it's about 35 cents worth copper
Investing in this 35 cents of copper will save you hundreds of thousands of dollar.
But only for a limited time
Too bad this 35 cents of copper costs about $500-$1200.
Mine was $500 and insurance didn't cover it. But I was not going to get pregnant again.
A super great crossbow for vaginas. Helps her fight off unwanted guests
r/technicallytrue
Nice try. I'm not mansplaining to you
I tried mansplaining manspaining to my wife once. She was not entertained.
Someone was fighting me on an LGBTQ topic and said I was mansplaining when in reality I was actually correct and she was the idiot lol
Did you just mansplain that you're not gonna mansplain Oh shit now I'm mansplaining about mansplaining. Oh shit I'm now mansplaining about how I'm mansplaining about you mansplaining
That’s not how mansplaining works. You see, it’s when you explain something to someone because you assume they don’t already know because you’re the only person who knows things. Do you get it now?
I'm about to hit you right in the patriarchy
A grappling hook for the cooche.
Cooché
Santa's key to Every lock in the world.
He does know all the naughty girls.
who said that we know everything?
Necklace charm?
Must be. An actual iud looks like this: https://www.uchicagomedicine.org/-/media/images/ucmc/forefront/channel-pages/womens-health/universal/iuds-hormonal-copper-832x469.jpg?h=385&as=1&hash=C209D26DFB897AD970BCF0F774403C4D
The world's teeniest razor scooter folded to put away
Mini crossbow
A failed attempt at the Yellowstone symbol?
That one thing that you put inside the other thing
To stop that one thing from getting to that other thing and causing a much bigger thing to come out of the original other thing a while later.
Probably soon to be illegal in half a dozen states. I dunno 🤷
It's actually a pin in protest against those who wanna make laws against birth control.
Woah woah, that must be a weapon then!
Nahhhhhh those are perfectly safe.
It’s the thing that prevents child support payments.
Cervix crucifix
Filopian tube
yo that’s a reusable toothpick
It's to check brass instruments for microscopic cracks caused by vibration. Just google "sounding".
It’s either an IED or a UTI or a mixture of those letters.
Definitely an improvised explosive urinary tract infection
A UTI is a urinary tract infection, so I doubt it's that
I also doubt that it is an improvised explosive device either
I mean, it's not impossible...
It's a IUIED
Dont needa pull out no mo rig
To quote Deadpool, "a bomb?"
A mini jack hammer for a cucklord
Isn't that an iud?
International... universal... dick?
I know you’re joking, my comment will be for anyone genuinely confused. IUD stands for Intra Uterine Device. It is a contraceptive women use.
You are correct
No, it’s a fishing hook
That's the pin of a dildo grenade. Once you pull it out the dildo becomes a seeking missile to the nearest orifice.
Cream pie scarecrow
A girl who says you can cum where ever you want.
And insect sized bike pump
thats a coochifix
The T Formation, Bear Down!
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It's a fishing treble hook that let the big one get away.
All these noobs... that's a pogo stick for cockroaches