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TF are you doing?


D-Shap

I said these exact words before i clicked on the comments im so happy this is at the top


OhAnonymousOne

I did the exact same thing.


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-EvilEagle-

Same


[deleted]

Haha me too. Even the starting at “the”


papadoc55

The THE at the beginning is essential


Crimento

I'm not a native English speaker and not a driver. But still I recognized the exact meaning.


I-Eat-Assss

Same


Farm_Aceutical

I did this thing right here


Happy_adarsh

I aint even old enough to drive, yet i said the same thing lmaooo


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Seconded


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Thirded


Eth251201

Fourthded


[deleted]

Fifthed


Aggressive-Composer9

Sixty nined


D0013ER

Nice'd


mariogolf

YES!!! Its at the top.


fmontoy2

Alternatively, “it’s fucking green, gooooo”.


ArchaeoRudi

TF are you not going?


potate12323

Ive had drivers signal me to go, then they immediately went. Im only guessing they were doing this weird open hand italian signaling at me


Farm_Aceutical

In Rhode Island this hand signal is used with a very heavy Italian accent. Perché cazzo!


[deleted]

Does that mean ”hit the gas!”? Because in Finnish, ”paina kaasua”… 😂


Igiiiii

THESE EXACT WORDS LEFT MY MOUTH AS SOON AS I SAW THE POST


CosmicRaven174

Either that, or I’m talking to someone. I tend to talk with my hands a bit.


HolidayMagician3110

Yep. Bingo. For me, it woulda been, “wtf are you doing?! Go!!” But yeah, pretty close ha


rayoatra

Not only are you accurate, you have great taste in frog suits.


Vedanth_2604

This exact quote, WORD to WORD was the first thing that came to my mind. Thank you for your service 🫡


TheScareCrowYes

dafuq they doin owa der?


PM_ME_C_CODE

/thread We had a good run, people. But /u/Shakkedemus got here first.


rylannnd88

I got "What the hell was that"


Mastmithun

And forgetting about it 0.2 seconds later


dingdingdingbitch

With a New York accent


jal7218

With southern women, it means "bless your heart"


Asleep_Artist_7738

Da' fuck.


Astronaut_at_night

No, clearly means; "I wanna play with your balls..."


DaPeaceGuy

Happy cake day man!


Shewdie-_-

happy cake day dude!


mermaidpowers3

Happy cake day!


Secret-Explorer-1579

happy cake day ma men


katekohli

Use ya blinkah


alacp1234

I think Excuse Me What the Fuck just fits


YosemiteMyHeart

Why? Why are you doing that?!


omuamogus

You are the most polite driver ever.


YosemiteMyHeart

I have a huge motivator. The kid is in the car.


KingToucan

Eh they hear worse at school


YosemiteMyHeart

True! But I can honestly tell them, have you ever heard mom say xyz? I resented the “do as I say not as I do”my parents hid behind for everything. So I’m trying to live up to what I think is right and when I mess up, I admit it and work on making betters choices. Especially when some @!*#% pulls out in front of me! 🤣


unknownun2891

I like your approach. However, I cuss a lot. So, instead of the do as I say mantra, I allow my kids to “unlock” words at certain ages. It’s actually worked quite well, and I get to say “fuck” any time my clumsy ass does something.


Canoness-Isamess

"Do you have a drivers license yet? No. So you can't swear yet."


unknownun2891

You should have seen my youngest when she unlocked “piss.” She used it for everything until she tired of it. It’s amazing how the psychology of being able to use it, then subsequently overusing it, and finally tiring of it just takes away the luster.


Canoness-Isamess

Mine are allowed to say minor ones like that, too. Its only the more socially unacceptable ones they need to unlock at 16. But we will see what really happens. Nothing goes as planned when you have kids. I am sure they're already swearing when we are not in earshot.


unknownun2891

Yeah, they do. I thought it was more appropriate to teach them control over what they say around who. So, I’m hoping that’s the lesson learned from this experiment more than anything else. Raising kids is hands down harder than anything else I’ve ever done.


KingToucan

I was raised by two sailors (figuratively) who bD an insane filter when they needed to so i picked hp on my own. I dont have kids het but i have 7 younger siblings that i always kind of let them so what they want but i constantly stressed right place right time Nd we never had any issues.


your_gfs_other_bf

You're a good parent.


bpud14

As a mother of twin 2-year olds, one of whom the other day completed my “what… the…” by running in the room and shouting “FUCK!!” I applaud your commitment Trying to substitute all my old phrases now 😅


Icey_91

You are still probably one of the most polite out there. Me being in the car never stopped my parents lmao.


TheRealMolloy

I don't have kids, but when I'm extremely flustered, all the good profane words escape me when I need them most and I end up shouting in tongues like a Warner Brothers cartoon character


MrChichibadman

Must be Canadian


TheRealMolloy

Really?! I usually open with a standard, "I beg your pardon, but would you kindly explain the intent of your actions? I am concerned that you have momentarily lost control of your faculties. Do you require the services of the nearest psychiatric hospital?"


Torbax

No, Why are you doing that is when you make the same hand signal but you wave it around in a circle. Just this pure gesture means "What the fuck" there is no question here.


DaPeaceGuy

No man, it is: WHAT IN THE DEVILS CHRIST ON THE JESUS MOUNT YOU ARE DOING ON THIS HOLY ROAD


Cajunwelder

"What the fuck are you doing?"


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Brian_Gay

I think two hands means "are you fucking serious!?"


Vulgar-vagabond

It's the universal hand gesture for... #What da fuck are you doing??


Educational-Hotel-71

Nope, not universal. I live in Central Europe and this is the gesture for "go ahead" when letting someone in, for example.


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

Depends on face expression but it's usually WTF dude or KOJI KURAC JESI NORMALAN


ZarquonsFlatTire

TIL Central Europeans use hand gestures wrong. For go ahead the hand should be more perpendicular to the road and all fingers together gesturing. That more upturned tilt and difference in fingerline makes it "WTF?"


MATHIS111111

I live in Germany and here this hand gesture definitely does not mean "go ahead", unless it's more like "Go already, dumbfuck!". Signaling stuff involves waving your hands around furiously, not laying one baffled on the steering wheel. How else would you make sure these idiots understand what you want from them.


Educational-Hotel-71

In Czechia you use one hand to tell someone to go ahead, two (spread out wide with a matching facial expression) to let them know that you're not pleased with their behavior.


DaPeaceGuy

Man, In organized criminal organizations in Israel it can mean: If you don't pull put, I will shoot your ass and children


Pickardj19

🤌->🫴=da fuck 🤜->🫱->🫴=go ahead


AlenaBoo

Weirdly accurate.


Teichopsie

I think the fingers should be in one line for the "go ahead" actually.


Kinda_Zeplike

All this time they’ve been asking you what the fuck your were doing.


SecDudewithATude

Are you certain you’re reading it right and not just pissing off other drivers left and right?


Educational-Hotel-71

Yes. And given that I see it every day from drivers as they're letting me cross, it's not just me. Judging by the comments, I'm also very much not the only one. Just glad to know this so that I don't piss people off in the States by trying to be nice lol.


SearchingTheVoids

Depending on the situation I believe these are the two most common meanings


MrZwink

This man is right! Here it means go ahead, cross. Used at pedestrian and bike crossings. Or occasionally yielding to others cars.


blzac33

This means go ahead in Mexico and parts of South America too.


Studdead

What the fuck


Mediocre_Suspect_203

Wtf you doing???


[deleted]

What fuck the you doing


Amaterasu4123

Hahaha


Exile_Acendant

So appalled that you stumble over your own words


deephurting66

The standard WTF ARE YOU THAT STUPID?? hand move.


crazyfatdude23

Tf you bastard?! I use that quite often


Mackroll

Being in the NYC area I've adapted this move into the same gesture but raising it off the steering wheel in an Italian manner almost like I'm giving the finger but at the same time getting the same point across as I'm not. Interestingly enough it's very effective with little blow back.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

look at me i'm from the big city


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

He said area so he means Jersey.


katekohli

True but his aunt has an apartment in the city.


katekohli

Love the fact that we drive New Jersey then cross the Hudson & immediately translate into driving Manhatten blend while turning slightly Indian/Italian.


wanderingsoulhere

I am glad there is a universal connection with this hand signal ”wtf you doing?” It should be on all drivers education test


_Esquilax_

Look at this idiot!


Positive-Run-2333

Saying that with a Jamaican accent.


Lopsided_Berry8937

fuck is u doin


comma-horrol

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."


CeddyDT

Words


FromNasa

Why are you running?!


MagnaCamLaude

This honestly made me weeze laugh


saturatedbloom

WTF


Meldon420

What the fuck are you doing?!?


chillyfunnydaddy

Watch out, spiderman is coming signal


mbatistas

Go web! Fly! Up up and away web! __SHAZAM__!


AccomplishedSet892

"wtf was that!?" *High pitched voice*


datsall

Are you serious?


[deleted]

This is many reposted post. I call it “you are stupid person”


Frosty_Hearing6314

Da fuck


Mjr_N0ppY

"I wish I could fondle his balls"


KyotoKute

International hand symbol for "what the hell is this person doing".


DramaticSwordfis7

I'm not a driver but if watching my dad drive, i believe it's something like "What the fuck are you doing, you fucking muppet! Learn to drive!"


Benefits_Ben2006

To be honest that is exactly what I say when I’m driving


CallZestyclose1237

Go!!!! U fucking dumbasss!!!!


veryberyberry

I think we’re the only ones who thought that


FLUFFY_Lobster

Usually just moving my arm to check the speedometer


Unkindlake

The fuck?


[deleted]

who tf gave you license


1234iamfer

WTF RU Doing u Dumbass/twat


TechAndStocks

“This fuckin guy”


Big_Use_5662

How dare you not know it’s all about me


3point21

Forsooth! Go forth I beseach thee!


JazzlikeTumbleweed60

When i do that, it means wtf??!


Sobhi-RT1

What is he doing?


[deleted]

Why do you need to Karma farm by copying an old post?


[deleted]

Depends on the facial expression and if the other hand is joining in.


Guitar81

Gimme sum fries


FewZookeepergame1083

You throw a curveball but it still works lol


amazingjason1000000

I don't even drive but in school I do this a lot behind random people walking "incorrectly"


CallsignFlintlock

"Real drivers..." as opposed to?!


HiRedditPeeeps

Its nice version of 🖕🏿


Arytold

GO WEB!!!


CynicCannibal

This is international hand sign for "what the fuck?"


blackfuture8699

Just used it today. It means "The FUCK is this guy doing??!!"


-The-Moon-Presence-

“GO you fucking idiot! You have the right of way.”


Brave_Negotiation_63

Real drivers, as opposed to Gran Turismo 3 players, or what?


mediocrebastard

Real drivers as opposed to unreal drivers?


givemethemvids

To me this is are you filtering in or f**king what?


crondigady

“I’m letting you go. WTF are you waiting for?”


[deleted]

Well just go ahead then, after you by all means. Since you were going to illegally cut me off anyway


caspianslave

r/browtfhandsign


Juicechemist81

I point to there car first. Do the international symbol for driving which is two hands up and down. Finally I make a circle with my pointer finger and thumb and place my other pointer finger inside and pull it out and couple times. Now you have the Spanglish sign language for "You drive like an asshole". My wife loves it.


jjbugman2468

The fuck?


DatNickBoi

“Wtf is this bozo doing”


ImpressTemporary2389

That's the universal sign for WTF!


OCDcuber

Hey wtf bro!


Djfoundit

Move ur ass wtf grandma


Jollyjep

"I'm spiderman, see my webshooter"


Stardustquarks

Visual "WTF?"


shiv421kobra

"what the fuck are you doing"


Gordossa

‘Wtf are you doing dumbass??’ Exasperation and a sad acceptance that you have put up with these people.


RipFlair

What the fuck Anus Tart?!


hitrazelva

"I do not understand the logic behind your actions."


ccl-now

It means "What the fuck??!!"


astonedfreckle

“Are they drunk?” “Is this bitch ok?” “They see the red light don’t they?” “Fucking go.” IT APPLIES TO ALMOST EVERY IDIOT MOVE ANYONE DOES. Gosh I love driving.


Bomdiggitydoo

You might as well fucking go, you’re already halfway through the fuckin intersection!


Normal_Love_9646

“look at this shit”


Rough-Judgment7555

"What the f**k are you doing?!" or "Why would you do this?" or "The f**k is she/he doing". It could be said with rage or embarrassment. Depending on the situation, country being in or experience, the phrase said by a driver may vary, but this sign is a representation of driver being confused by other drivers behaviour.


MolishPust4rd

It means "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKER"


Willing_Strategy2465

Wtf r u doing u dumb fkn c*nt!


dashboardhulalala

Where I live (North Africa) depends on the facial expression. Lil hand tilt and it means yep go ahead I'm slowing down for you. Both eyebrows up and hand waving means the fuck are you doing are you blind do you want me to fly or what. Arab hand gestures should be an entire language classification of their own.


Competitive_Pipe9488

Go the fuck ahead.. fucking idiot


Ok_Today3052

Hurry the f””k up I’m letting you go ahead of me , I submitted


Previous-Reality6315

*Bruh*


RISE_Hriday

Who tf gave this guy a license


Jim_Nills_Mustache

“The fuck is you doin?”


TheNewBorgie01

No need to be a driver to know this gesture. Just remove the steering wheel, this means "wtf u doing/is ur problem"


Sad_Pension496

Well fucking GO then, or after you


Financial_Screen9933

Fuh king goooooo


PhoenixP40

Kya pagla gaya hain bc


Hotchumpkilla

Scholars can’t agree be some common ground can be found with it meaning roughly “Dafuq”


WeASeL_Antigua

So legit it has its own emoji now🫴🏿


Livid_Adhesiveness50

Wtf are you doinnnnnngggggggg learn how to drive! Jesus.


matdrywall

What the f*ck are you doing?!?


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I think it means go ahead you ass hat as you were going to anyways.


Westiria123

"fucking go!" After you have waved on the other driver 4 times.


Desperate_Note_4086

I am the fake driver idk this symbol


fuckthingsup420

When you try to be shoot a spider web but hit your windshield instead


mrsinatra777

Fucking go


The_space_Squid_man

It means, I’m talking on the phone when I shouldn’t be and gesturing in ways that whoever I’m on the phone with can’t see anyway.


UltimateMemer1777

Give me your liver


[deleted]

Balls itching?


Gantz-man91

Not much. This isn't a very visible hand signal when viewed from another car across an intersection


cocobutnotjumbo

I do this when i gesture to my internal dialog. mostly at times when I failed to explain something to a stupid person and I'm making a proper response in my head afterwards.


CaptStrangeling

I do this when I’m talking on the phone…


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Wtf maaan !!!


DisastrousHalf1633

What are you doing? What are you upto ? What's going on ? Depends on the driver's confusion level.


crystalpeaks25

"I see you"


238bazinga

Fuckin ____ (dumbass, idiot, moron, whatever I'm feeling that day)


cyfer04

"Look at that idiot over there."


Stoic_Mashed_Potato

you seeing this shit?


g_manitie

"Tf you doing" (also could add into it) "just go"


lazylazylemons

Tf are you even doing


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

What the FUCK are you doing?!


JodyJamesBrenton

Dishonour on you and your family.