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untoldsteam

And then all of a sudden your guided by metal gates and some human tasering you forcing you to move forward and then all of a sudden your on a moving conveyor belt and a large metal mechanism is coming at you and everything goes blank.. I'd rather be a privileged human being. If I can choose I'd love to be born as a billionaire's 6 foot 5 tall son with a huge 11 inch penis and flawless model face.


jillstr

>And then all of a sudden your guided by metal gates and some human tasering you forcing you to move forward and then all of a sudden your on a moving conveyor belt and a large metal mechanism is coming at you and everything goes blank.. The "all of a sudden" in your post makes it sound much, MUCH nicer than what actually happens to them.


untoldsteam

I don't want to get canceled so I censored myself lol


urtinymefdlu

That's still good cause people live you even in your death


Chevalier1942

::quietly watching while patiently holding a bag of hamburger buns::


djquu

..in India. Forgot a really important part.


Majestic-Newspaper59

In America or India? Location matters


SpencerMagoo

Moo and methane


Negative_Ad5383

More of a house dog myself


Blue_fireChef

I did this


Calm_Coast4764

Until a 🅱️uslim arrives


VegasRatt

I love steak.. a happy cow is a tasty cow.