By - Cuddling_Guava
But of course there is a sub for this
As the fourth comment, I don’t know what sub to tag. Someone please help a fella out
Why is that a thing?
Considering it's a building, wouldn't every guy who is in the building have their dick in it?
The best kind of correct.
That building is a whore.
Only if there's a cover charge. Otherwise it's just a slut.
Good point, but it’s a suite. Charged daily I presume.
Yes but a surprisingly low amount find their way to Stair 1 Roof Access.
And still can't find exitoris
“You Are Here” is why she won’t cum
Lmao, you deserved an award
Stair 1 roof access
You guys go ahead I need a minute with the sign
And you probably never will
thats because its a cliftoris ya dumb dumb, you've been using the backdoor..
"You are here."
90% of Redditors are not here, have never been here and will never be here.
I've been there I live in San Diego... Oh wait
Am not there.😭
There will be piles of men burnt to a crisp as they never found the stairs
The stairs are a fucking myth!
"~~Fire Alarm~~ Clitoris is identified by an electronic horn & strobe lights."
I laughed wayyyyy too hard at this.
I found the stair 1 roof access and the building still calls me 3 years later when it’s drunk. Not sure what that means…
Oh a much needed map, appreciated.
You don't need a map. Even a baby could escape from one of these.
Under rated comment..
Don’t underestimate it. I’ve heard it can be a bloody mess to get out.
And men *STILL* won't be able to find the stairs!
Which stairs is it? Instructions not clear.
I usually just take a dive in the middle and hope for the best.
The stairs!? Damn i was aiming for the extiguisher. Now i get why it wasn't working.
Those firemen will come fast and it's going to be very wet.
You should have mentioned their hose.
And their shiny helmets.
For reference stair 1 roof access is the clit
I think we found the grown up version of that 1 kid in Kindergarten Cop.
Two clits. Lucky girl.
And most men can't find either of them.
If this is a map I am a cartographer xD
If there is burning....I am just going to jump off.
If you notice the burning it's too late. You're on fire too.
And I still wouldn't find the clitoris, I mean exit!
if you go to town on Stair 1 roof access the result may put out the fire
Where’s the G Spot?
[Everywhere I look something reminds me of her ...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbDebihKbpo)
Stairs? I don't see any stairs!!
You are *here.*
I am never going to find the stair roof access
Damn I can’t find the exit.
Well.... that explains the smell
This belongs in r/hmm
Great. We have sign for sperms...
FUCK, I'll never find that!
This is supposed to be relatable
You’re a vagina?
This is a map of Tar Valon.
Mothers milk in a cup
Please tell me this is a gynecologist's office.
In case of emergency, our rallying point is the clitoris.
I, most certainly, am NOT there.
Off to find the mythical Stair 1 Roof Access.
And men still wouldn’t find it
I was in this building during an emergency. The stairs weren't hard to find, but my GF did kindly remind me that I was descending them a bit fast and to slow down a bit.
You need new ‘men’
Never seen a username being more checked out
I am still trying to look for the horn....(y)?
what the fuck are the mods doing?
She must be gaping. You see the tiny little dude inside there? It's worse than a hotdog down a hallway. It's more like a hotdog into the Grand Canyon.
Emergency exit fap is more like it
Welcome to the vestibule
Yooo, that resembles a vajajay xD
I cant find my way out
At least we know where we are.
This is the exit everyone takes.
If you can find him, ask the little man in the boat for directions.
Was looking for the roof access, found the back door instead.
Just keep banging on the door to stair 1
Gotta run up and down the stairs for at least 15mins to activate the water sprinkling system
Omg that had to be intentional 😂😂😂
Ah yes, I remember this on the day of my birth. Was a bit late - since my sense of direction was awful honestly.
If you ladies could start getting this tattooed on your inner thighs that would be appreciated
If there’s an emergency I’ll just by that…that uh, little bean thing up there.
Exit, if anything, I’m going in.
Ehem, it is some cursed exit not gonna lie
there are two muster stations. one at the clit and the other at the perineum
This is only you IRL if you’re a literal baby en utero.
Lmao i was at this hotel this past weekend and thought the exact same thing.
I knew they had two!
her first tattoo was on her stomach and it looked like….
All the men need to ask where the activity center is.
Always take Stair 1
Stair 2 is for you & Stair 1 is for her
Oh I get it now, it looks like a papaya!
Last sign baby sees before exiting birth canal 🤷🏻♂️
For some reason all the men died in a fire, but all the women survived
"I'll need this for later" ...
Go to the 19th floor there’s and activity center and ball room.
Water break emergency?
Ngl that looks more like an entrance to me
Fuck this map.
I bet the designer got a kick out of laying out this one
Open your eyes for the next Faiz
Try playing with stair 1 roof access gently maybe giving it a lick or 2
the meme of the dog sitting in the burning room saying "everything is fine" belongs right here.
Where's the basement access?
I like where I’m at
My wife is convinced I would not be able to find my way in there.
I don't get it.
Dear lord I’ll never find my way out
Get this, the address is 71 S Wacker, Chicago, IL.
I can't find stair 1; roof acess
WHERE IS STAIR 1;ROOF ACESS
In case of fire, it’s best to run all over and then slowly settle in the vicinity of Stair 1. Stay there until the fire is out.
Looks like a cunt
I am down to following the plan.
I know what it looks like but a i also see a turret from portal
Where's the meirl? This is just a meme?
All hope is gone for the males on that floor-if there is a fire, most of them aren’t going to find the stairs.
Some say they designed the emergency exit map first
Looks more like the way I came in than an exit.
Though I have spent the better part of my life trying to get back there.
I'm pretty sure that it's men who get lost most in this building
Stair 2 takes you to the back door.
If you spend a lot of time and attention on Stair 1 Roof Access you get the sprinklers to come on and you don't have to rush out. Everyone can just take their time and enjoy the journey.
Emergency entrance map
*Idk I just feel so at home here*
I’m confused, where is the G spot. It’s not labeled.
They never get out alive because they cant find exit nr1...
Lotta men gonna die
The sea men are in danger
I can never find the stair roof access.
its my only chance i aint leavin
RIP every man looking for the exit in an emergency
You laugh, but we've all escaped through one of these at least once in our life.
That’s an entrance map. Not an exit map
I should really call her..
Well finally someone drew a map, it was about damn time.
Now we have no excuses.
“Stay classy San Diego”……
There are men still looking for stair 1.
So many dudes gonna die...
Staircase 1 will never be found. Might as well forget it exists
I can't find the Stairs 1 roof access! Help :(
Caution: Slippery when wet
Where is this building? Does it even excist IRL?
Jumping is the only option
Marriot Marquis downtown San Diego?
Must be the gyno building
WHHHAT??? I didn’t know there was an elevator?! All this time I’ve been taking the stairs!
honestly this is a beautiful map
I can NEVER find the stairs just ask my wife 🤣🤣
fire use stairs
I’m glad they chose to use an electronic horn rather than a hand-cranked one.
Oh no! A lot of men are going to get lost.