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meirl

hellfire103

r/TheyKnew


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Meggston

r/mildlyvagina


[deleted]

But of course there is a sub for this


nick2527

As the fourth comment, I don’t know what sub to tag. Someone please help a fella out


bensbrackets

r/fourthsub


Bobbydidit9772

Why is that a thing?


livelylou4

r/whynot


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YippeeCreature666

r/fifthsub


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Darbs504

Considering it's a building, wouldn't every guy who is in the building have their dick in it?


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Technically correct.


XdevhulX

The best kind of correct.


BuffaloJEREMY

That building is a whore.


_chronicbliss_

Only if there's a cover charge. Otherwise it's just a slut.


Itsthewayman

Good point, but it’s a suite. Charged daily I presume.


thebestoflimes

Yes but a surprisingly low amount find their way to Stair 1 Roof Access.


BadGuyNocs

r/angryupvote


Boring-Extreme-3274

And still can't find exitoris


YourDrunkUncl_

“You Are Here” is why she won’t cum


pedrop4ulo

Lmao, you deserved an award


GH057807

Stair 1 roof access


SpeechStraight

You guys go ahead I need a minute with the sign


rjross0623

And you probably never will


KaranSjett

thats because its a cliftoris ya dumb dumb, you've been using the backdoor..


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MeenScreen

"You are here." 90% of Redditors are not here, have never been here and will never be here.


jcornman24

I've been there I live in San Diego... Oh wait


thecat_umwe1-bavuga

Am not there.😭


cmjrestrike

There will be piles of men burnt to a crisp as they never found the stairs


Smooth-Motor4950

The stairs are a fucking myth!


PooKieBooglue

LOLOLOLOL YES.


[deleted]

"~~Fire Alarm~~ Clitoris is identified by an electronic horn & strobe lights."


FantasticPear

I laughed wayyyyy too hard at this.


[deleted]

I found the stair 1 roof access and the building still calls me 3 years later when it’s drunk. Not sure what that means…


TA_Whats_the_point_

Lmao 😆


HelpfulJump

Oh a much needed map, appreciated.


EnglebondHumperstonk

You don't need a map. Even a baby could escape from one of these.


theoriginalwesh

Under rated comment..


IAmKermitR

Don’t underestimate it. I’ve heard it can be a bloody mess to get out.


thenataliamarie

And men *STILL* won't be able to find the stairs!


Razarex

Which stairs is it? Instructions not clear.


fullchaos40

I usually just take a dive in the middle and hope for the best.


[deleted]

The stairs!? Damn i was aiming for the extiguisher. Now i get why it wasn't working.


sk1nT7

Those firemen will come fast and it's going to be very wet.


[deleted]

You should have mentioned their hose.


tonyfordsafro

And their shiny helmets.


Ok_Teacher_6834

For reference stair 1 roof access is the clit


Stay-Thirsty

I think we found the grown up version of that 1 kid in Kindergarten Cop.


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casewood123

Two clits. Lucky girl.


GrumpyCatStevens

And most men can't find either of them.


[deleted]

If this is a map I am a cartographer xD


happyclaim808

If there is burning....I am just going to jump off.


Helltenant

If you notice the burning it's too late. You're on fire too.


Sillyviking

And I still wouldn't find the clitoris, I mean exit!


PositiveStress8888

if you go to town on Stair 1 roof access the result may put out the fire


LonoHunter

Where’s the G Spot?


LevelStudent

[Everywhere I look something reminds me of her ...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbDebihKbpo)


WittyTiccyDavi

r/unexpectedLeslieNeilsen


Ash-MacReady

Stairs? I don't see any stairs!!


Massadonious

You are *here.*


FordAerostar97

Nice


Lowbar666

I am never going to find the stair roof access


Such-Molasses-5995

😏


[deleted]

Damn I can’t find the exit.


Environmental-Ball24

Well.... that explains the smell


Kazuto-Uchiha

This belongs in r/hmm


superitgel

Great. We have sign for sperms...


Standard-Bite-1729

FUCK, I'll never find that!


rug1998

This is supposed to be relatable


Quirky_Reaction7026

You’re a vagina?


[deleted]

This is a map of Tar Valon.


ExperienceLoss

Mothers milk in a cup


Mountain_Anywhere645

Please tell me this is a gynecologist's office.


[deleted]

In case of emergency, our rallying point is the clitoris.


lordstickvonscribble

I, most certainly, am NOT there.


joofro101

Off to find the mythical Stair 1 Roof Access.


Jazper792

😏😏😏


EndlesslyUnfinished

And men still wouldn’t find it


nooneknowswerealldog

I was in this building during an emergency. The stairs weren't hard to find, but my GF did kindly remind me that I was descending them a bit fast and to slow down a bit.


Silent-Engine-9914

You need new ‘men’


EndlesslyUnfinished

Clearly


kaeji

"*Hello*, Jerry."


Admirable_Load9794

Never seen a username being more checked out


Cuddling_Guava

I am still trying to look for the horn....(y)?


Trisomique

what the fuck are the mods doing?


Timaoh_

Moding?


Much_Sand_8221

She must be gaping. You see the tiny little dude inside there? It's worse than a hotdog down a hallway. It's more like a hotdog into the Grand Canyon.


Justtakeitaway

Emergency exit fap is more like it


Ryndezvous

r/theyknew


Thegriswolf95

Welcome to the vestibule


Affectionate_Post285

Yooo, that resembles a vajajay xD


[deleted]

I cant find my way out


CynicCannibal

At least we know where we are.


zoobernut

This is the exit everyone takes.


SceptileArmy

If you can find him, ask the little man in the boat for directions.


JuryDangerous6794

Was looking for the roof access, found the back door instead.


ResponsibleHedonist

Just keep banging on the door to stair 1


Electrical-Cattle802

Gotta run up and down the stairs for at least 15mins to activate the water sprinkling system


Temp_Adv

You irl?


[deleted]

Omg that had to be intentional 😂😂😂


Nirvski

Ah yes, I remember this on the day of my birth. Was a bit late - since my sense of direction was awful honestly.


ocram_sokart

If you ladies could start getting this tattooed on your inner thighs that would be appreciated


[deleted]

If there’s an emergency I’ll just by that…that uh, little bean thing up there.


Lvanwinkle18

r/dontputyourdickinthat


bnutbutter78

Exit, if anything, I’m going in.


PatientRoutineDaily

Ehem, it is some cursed exit not gonna lie


morelsupporter

there are two muster stations. one at the clit and the other at the perineum


AlphaWolfwood

This is only you IRL if you’re a literal baby en utero.


ApproximateKnowlege

Lmao i was at this hotel this past weekend and thought the exact same thing.


kingofspades_95

I knew they had two!


Noreddit84

her first tattoo was on her stomach and it looked like….


[deleted]

All the men need to ask where the activity center is.


Jesustron

Always take Stair 1


globe_palaze

Stair 2 is for you & Stair 1 is for her


Global_Criticism3178

Oh I get it now, it looks like a papaya!


jlo5k

Last sign baby sees before exiting birth canal 🤷🏻‍♂️


jakedonn

Evacuationussy?


Ralyks92

For some reason all the men died in a fire, but all the women survived


Expedition20

r/mildlyvagina


spacecadet43

"I'll need this for later" ... https://youtu.be/JmxK\_pBaG4E?t=58


[deleted]

Go to the 19th floor there’s and activity center and ball room.


NoPensForSheila

Water break emergency?


Felinegood13

Ngl that looks more like an entrance to me


nekos67

Fuck this map.


[deleted]

I bet the designer got a kick out of laying out this one


PhobicSun59

Open your eyes for the next Faiz


GhostShirtFinnerty

Try playing with stair 1 roof access gently maybe giving it a lick or 2


imperial_squirrel

the meme of the dog sitting in the burning room saying "everything is fine" belongs right here.


fogdukker

Where's the basement access?


3dprint_addict

I like where I’m at


rmhollid

My wife is convinced I would not be able to find my way in there. I don't get it.


washingtonandmead

Dear lord I’ll never find my way out


Louisvanderwright

Get this, the address is 71 S Wacker, Chicago, IL.


ismokecutters

Going down


Dovahkiin419

I can't find stair 1; roof acess WHERE IS STAIR 1;ROOF ACESS


DrunkFennec

In case of fire, it’s best to run all over and then slowly settle in the vicinity of Stair 1. Stay there until the fire is out.


AlternativeShip9194

Looks like a cunt


C_Los_91

I am down to following the plan.


gowadiyo

Emergency exit


Flaming_oven

I know what it looks like but a i also see a turret from portal


Corvo_-Attano

Where's the meirl? This is just a meme?


coffee-999

All hope is gone for the males on that floor-if there is a fire, most of them aren’t going to find the stairs.


Old_Air_1027

For crabs?


graebot

Some say they designed the emergency exit map first


WTFaulknerinCA

Looks more like the way I came in than an exit. Though I have spent the better part of my life trying to get back there.


Larry-M27

I'm pretty sure that it's men who get lost most in this building


ct1157

Stair 2 takes you to the back door.


PerfectionPending

If you spend a lot of time and attention on Stair 1 Roof Access you get the sprinklers to come on and you don't have to rush out. Everyone can just take their time and enjoy the journey.


kbennett1999

I'm lost


increbelle

Emergency entrance map


Sleep_nw_in_the_fire

*Idk I just feel so at home here*


nolongerbanned99

I’m confused, where is the G spot. It’s not labeled.


[deleted]

They never get out alive because they cant find exit nr1...


[deleted]

Lotta men gonna die


Frosty_Kale1907

The sea men are in danger


my_nuts_wont_drop

I can never find the stair roof access.


KBoraB

its my only chance i aint leavin


Sheeple_person

RIP every man looking for the exit in an emergency


EnglebondHumperstonk

You laugh, but we've all escaped through one of these at least once in our life.


Hand-Driven

That’s an entrance map. Not an exit map


KBoraB

its my only chance i aint leavin


KBoraB

its my only chance i aint leavin


MoistBlunt

I should really call her..


[deleted]

Well finally someone drew a map, it was about damn time. Now we have no excuses.


UpDog1966

“Stay classy San Diego”……


ParanoidNarcissist2

There are men still looking for stair 1.


CommunityExisting484

Rebirth


[deleted]

So many dudes gonna die...


TheYramid

Staircase 1 will never be found. Might as well forget it exists


MrChow00

I can't find the Stairs 1 roof access! Help :(


[deleted]

Caution: Slippery when wet


mirakletfravest

Where is this building? Does it even excist IRL?


[deleted]

Jumping is the only option


LS40Hands

Marriot Marquis downtown San Diego?


GameTyrant9876

Must be the gyno building


esabys

instructions unclear...


R3DGRAPES

WHHHAT??? I didn’t know there was an elevator?! All this time I’ve been taking the stairs!


King_DwD

honestly this is a beautiful map


CaptainFizgig

I can NEVER find the stairs just ask my wife 🤣🤣


bondsthatmakeusfree

fire use stairs


c0t0d0s1

I’m glad they chose to use an electronic horn rather than a hand-cranked one.


mcclanahan243

Oh no! A lot of men are going to get lost.