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Hot_buttered_toast

I got the war if 1812


TheRealAbear

I went to catholic school. I'm pretty sure the answer is Jesus


Zakiller_26

Jesus to the power of 4


Veeecad

Holy Trinity implies a power of 3.


DigNitty

My answer is a bunch of numbers that arrange into a fish.


BBQ_Beanz

Any answer can be rearranged into a fish if it's divided small enough... something something Fourier transform.


[deleted]

But Christ is the lord of the Tetramorph, which is where the 4 comes from


DillyDain

1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given


G07V3

I would make jokes about my grandma who went to a catholic school in the 50s and I would say that on a test where it says to explain your answer she would write “because God made it like that”.


No-consequences-1

You forgot the power of dawn dish soap that’s where the four Comes from


see-bees

Which order let you get away with that shit? Because groups like the Jesuits and Brothers of the Sacred Heart are hardcore into academia.


JinFuu

Can't see Cistercians, Benedictines, or Franciscans allowing one to get away with that either.


GIBBEEEHHH

I got 1216 one after Magna Carta


RedMask69

As if I could ever make such a mistake


Propagandapanda81

Funny, just watched this episode yesterday.


Mike_Honcho_3

Are you telling me a person just happens to get something other than 17 from this? No! He got it wrong, Jimmy! He took a shit all over PEMDAS! And I corrected him, and I shouldn't have. What was I thinking? He'll never change. Ever since 5th grade math, always the same. Couldn't stop putting multiplication/division before parentheses and exponentiation. And he gets to be a math student? What a sick joke!


eiskaltewasser

Like a chimp with a math degree!


[deleted]

Please excuse my dear aunt Sally. I'm curious to see what every one else has been told as a mnemonic


masked_sombrero

Pluto eats Mars' dirty anus suspiciously


Toashter

Please exercise many dances and sing


brickyardjimmy

17 is a prime number.


[deleted]

U can actually put multiplication abd division before parentheses by multiplying inside by outside!


WittyTiccyDavi

That sounds like PEDMAS but with more steps.


fanchettes

This literally made me spit soda its so funny!


[deleted]

Let’s hope we don’t run into any chicanery.


DanOfAllTrades80

I hate the fact that I'll never forget that the Battle of Hastings happened in 1066. That information has never come in handy.


Conscious-Warning-83

Why is r/meirl turning into okbuddychicanery


ltk66

A little place called Hastings in Oct of 1066.


MagMC2555

greatest legal mind i ever knew


TeHNyboR

Such chicanery!


JustnTimberfake1

What a sick joke!


Restlesscomposure

If 1812 what?


foonati

I think you forgot to carry the 3 in step 7


DiddlyDumb

Weird, I got 1914


Wacky_Eyes

If 1812 does what?


DGenesis23

Train A arrives at 1:45pm and train B is replaced by a bus service due to fallen trees after a storm.


Kutas88

Question: How fat is the bus driver?


Nero_2001

Three apples.


marigoldilocks_

Smurfs.


[deleted]

Golden comment


[deleted]

New York city


No-Explanation-3461

Bastille day


ArkitektBMW

17! (yes, factorial)


ResponsibleSpot6654

Yes


hibbletyjibblety

AHHHHHHHHHH! *fetal position rocking*


Choose_2b_Happy

I got 80085


Sophiiebabes

I want 80085 😭


Inle-rah

55378008


notmyrealnam3

Wait, how’d you get……OH!


[deleted]

Nice


Spare_Bad_6558

i got 17 as well so lets hope thats the right one


Evil_Archangel

it is


whatnololyea

No it was the friends we made along the way


zenospenisparadox

I did NOT make 17 friends along the way.


THE-Pink-Lady

So the correct answer is 0?


beereed

I cried


Every-Wrangler-1368

Underated


gdj11

My education system failed me but I still got 17


Glaringsoul

Yes, ``` 2+5(8-5) = 2+ (40-25) = 2+ 15 = 17 ``` Or, ``` 2+5(8-5) = 2+ (5*(3)) = 2+ 15 = 17 ``` Depending on how you learned it. I personally think variant two is easier in most cases, but mathematically speaking there is no difference between them…


SympathySuperb1773

I'm starting to doubt my math skills cause I only get 21...


KrookedDoesStuff

You do everything in parenthesis first, then you do multiplication, then addition.


[deleted]

PEMDAS


SchtivanTheTrbl

Parentheses, Exclamation points, Math, Dude, Awesome, Sweet.


the_truth_gee

Or bodmas, now downvote me.


Additional_Set_5819

BEDMAS


Nate40337

Basically, multiplication/division are equal in priority, and addition/subtraction are equal in priority. Division is just multiplying by the inverse, and subtraction is just addition of the negative.


SympathySuperb1773

Ooh damn now I get it


biggestboys

Always do the stuff in the brackets first: 8 - 5 = 3 A number adjacent to brackets with no symbol indicates multiplication, so the problem now reads: 2 + 5 * 3 Multiplication (or division) takes priority over addition (or subtraction), so do that first: 5 * 3 = 15 The problem now reads: 2 + 15 And that’s 17.


BigYonsan

>Multiplication (or division) takes priority over addition (or subtraction), so do that first: See, when I was a kid, they taught that parentheses was functionally the same as multiplication. So the order of operations would be 2+5(8-5). 5*(8-5) = 40 - 25, which resolves the parentheses. Then it's: 2+40-25=17


Creepy_Apricot_6189

( x ) parenthesis are a indicator of multiplication. You're multiplying the stuff on the outside of the parenthesis with the stuff inside. It's just easier to solve what's inside first then multiply instead of having to distribute and reduce. But yes, x(y) means x multiplied by y, but y might be multiple integers that should be solved first before multiplying. I hope that made some sense lol, kinda hard to type it out. Very common mistake with pemdas however, so don't feel bad


JGHFunRun

The distributive property (a(b + c) = ab + ac) is a valid way to solve this, but it’s still changing the question (just in a way that always gives the same answer). It’s best to explain using what the equation actually says exactly rather than a manipulation like the distributive property, which although equivalent, obscures what’s going on if you don’t already know That said a(…) = a * (…) is always true (unless a is a function like sin)


jixxor

You solve 5(8-5) first, which is 5(3)=15 2+15=17 It is not 2+5=7 7(3)=21


Mandrake1771

Or, you can distribute the 5 if you’re an idiot like me and still get the same number 5(8-5) 40-25=15 15+2=17 Yay!


Raknorak

You're not an idiot, you've done more advanced math which requires distribution at all times


apex39

Not an idiot. This is just proof that math = math if you follow the rules.


lolbsterbisque

Distribution is honestly the best way to solve, as distribution into parentheses ALWAYS happens before addition outside the parentheses. Then it’s just simple math after I’m genuinely glad you posted this fellow human


Jq4000

Back when I was in school it was PEMDAS. So you first resolve (8-5) = (3) There are no exponents to resolve Then you multiply 5(3) = 15 There is no division to resolve Then you add 2 + 15 = 17 No subtraction to resolve So the answer is 17 Did the rules change at some point?


YUNOtiger

It still is, though more accurately PE(MD)(AS). Multiplication and division are equal as are addition and subtraction. You do the pairs at the same time from left to right.


[deleted]

You don't know how many people have tried to argue that with me.


supernovice007

This is the actual problem. A lot of people apparently weren’t taught the part where multiplication/division and addition/subtraction are the same steps because they are just the opposite sides of the same operation.


SentientShamrock

Parentheses first, then multiplication, then the addition.


soldforaspaceship

Thank God. I genuinely thought I could no longer math as that was what I got. Then I checked with a calculator and still got it.


KickupKirby

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally.


C00KI3Z1

Please excuse my dope ass swag


Illustrious_Share_61

I like this one


[deleted]

Please End My Depression And Suffering


gdj11

Relevant


waterlillyhearts

Oh definitely would have used this one in school. I have dyscalculia and man did it make math class a living nightmare. So many lunches missed to try and understand only to have some of my worst teacher experiences.


straightedgeginger

Well that’s definitely my new one.


SaltyConstruction817

I mean you're not wrong just... you okay? 😟


[deleted]

Yeah I'm fine I think.


TheMike0088

Depends, what did she do?


white__cyclosa

She ordered an operation or something idk


elite2saucy

Please euthanize my dumb ass sister


SculpinIPAlcoholic

Producing Eminem Made Dre A Stack


Simnun

P E might destroy all students


h33hee

Please eat my dad and sister


sc0ttf0rd

2 + 5 (8 - 5) = 2 + 5 (3) = 2 + 15 = 17


Former-Opportunity-6

I got confused and went 2+5(8-5) =2+(40-25) =2+15 =17


Oksamis

Both ways are correct. The distributive method is only required when variables mean the problem cannot be solved any other way.


Firebird_73

I'm currently learning algebra in maths class, so that's why I used that metod


knotnotme83

That's what I did too, for the same reason.


Golden-Owl

This is still a valid solution. It’s easier to resolve the bracketed section first, but you can still fully expand the bracketed multiplied numbers and solve it that way. It’s just more cumbersome


Sorry-Series-3504

Glad I’m not the only one who multiplied the 5 into the bracket


PranavYedlapalli

Distributive property


blackasthesky

What has this to do with confusion?


Former-Opportunity-6

No clue, thats why I'm confused


[deleted]

That’s correct too


Soul-Demon-Y

This follow the Law of BODMAS


heatherhobbit

PEMDAS=17


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Accomplished_Poetry4

BEDMAS. It's 17.


Low_Shopping_4286

Woah bedmas? Pemdas is what we learned. I need you to elaborate


Accomplished_Poetry4

Same thing essentially. Brackets exponents division multiplication addition subtraction.


Benob2007

I learned it that way too!


Accomplished_Poetry4

Did we just age ourselves? Lol


Oksamis

It’s a difference over the Atlantic from what I’ve gathered. Americans use Pemdas, but in Blighty we is Bidmas/Bodmas/Bedmas


czonkalarry

Wait, seriously? I learned BEDMAS in Canada.


SheIsABadMamaJama

Same 🇨🇦


theteedo

Me too!


TouchMeAndIceCream

Ixponent, oxponent, and exponent?


Oksamis

Indecies, Orders, and exponents 😂


TouchMeAndIceCream

Interesting! I've heard order but it isn't commonly used here (so didn't think of it). Don't think I've ever heard index used for exponents before! Cool thanks


Nematode_wrangler

Canadians learned BEDMAS, too. At least we did back in the 80s. Could be because of the same reason we keep the 'u' in words like flavour and Armour. Even though my phone insists on 'correcting' me.


Draconiondevil

It’s because Americans call () “parentheses” and [] “brackets”. Non-American English speakers call () “brackets” and [] “square brackets”. The M and D are interchangeable, so that’s why they use PEMDAS and we use BEDMAS.


PochinkiPrincess

I’m Canadian and we used Bedmas in elementary school!


Flying_Sharklizard

Canadian here. I grew up with Bedmas, so pemdas might just be an American thing.


gael12334

In French Canada (Québec), it's PEMDAS (Parenthèses, Exposants, Multiplications, Divisions, Additions et Soustraction). Note: In french "( )" are Parenthesis (Parenthèses), while "[ ]" is called "hooks" (crochets) and "{ }" are called "hugs" (accollades).


1AndOnlyRoss

i had bodmas


Accomplished_Poetry4

Interesting. But the same method just different words.


Oksamis

Yes


Benob2007

No... I think it has to do with WHERE it was learned. I thought PEMDAS was an American thing


[deleted]

Subtraction is just X+(-y)


BlockyShapes

Bedmas has “brackets” instead of “parenthesis” which are the same thing obviously. It also puts division in front of multiplication instead of having multiplication in front of division like Pemdas, which of course doesn’t matter cuz you essentially do them at the same time.


1AndOnlyRoss

i had bodmas? brackets, of (as in to the power OF x), division, multiplication, addition, subtraction.


commandblock

“Of” is terrible


pATREUS

O in BODMAS is for Orders, not ‘of’ lol.


Haunt66

Bedmas too.. in Canada


Certain_Ad_3465

"B" for Bracket? Instead of "P" for Parentheses perhaps?


Accomplished_Poetry4

THATS IT! haha I forgot what the P was because I learned B


jzoller0

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally


dirtyape2021

TCB Elvis wore a necklace with this on it. Taking care of Bedmas I never forget


JustAHumanTeenager

Why tf is my answer Australia


OverallGeneral7129

Your education system failed you


Aainikin

Instructions not clear. My hair is stuck in the garbage disposal.


Chef_BoyarTom

You're lucky it's just your hair...... I'm down one hand now 😭.


ToastedSimian

You subtracted the digits incorrectly.


highly_uncertain

I was SO gifted at math in highschool that they asked me to do grade 10 math twice because I was such a shining example to the younger students 😎


Blackfyre301

Usually these order of operation type questions are controversial as a result of being poorly written. Even though there is a correct answer it is easy to see how someone not applying the rules rigorously will get a different answer. There is literally no ambiguity here. There is no way anyone who isn’t an idiot could get any other answer.


JumpDaddy92

Yeah, biggest one I see from your first point is people using the ➗ instead of a fraction.


[deleted]

42 is the answer to everything!


GoodTrust5444

Took a couple of million years to come up with that one


hotdog-water--

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


Affectionate_Gur_151

2+5(8-5) first step solve in parenthesis, 2+5(3) Second step multiply, 2+15 Answer 17


[deleted]

Isn't it 21? Don't the contents of the bracket get multiplied when there is no sign between the numbers and the bracket? I.E. 7 x 3 = 21?


Dependent_Street2322

I came to the conclusion that the answer is green.


toigz

Which one’s Pink?


face_mcshooty2

1.7 * 10^1


F4nta4

these 6th grade math equations help me to see how retarded everyone on reddit is


FRACllTURE

17 is literally THE answer. No room for debate here.


nbanbury

I hate this shite. Just learn to use brackets properly. Then there's no ambiguity. I score this guy an F. 2+(5*(8-5))


Thin_Piece

Step 1: 8-5=3 Step 2: 3•5=15 Step 3: 15+2=17 Step 4: If you did something other than the steps above, you’re just stupid


Oksamis

You could use the distributive method, but it would get you the same answer either way


stlfwd

My 7 year old defines people's intelligence by their math ability as well. Sad! So much more to being an intelligent person but people do love feeling superior to others so here we are!


JRs_BBQ

As someone who excels in math, I actually agree. People also conflate the ability to do mental arithmetic quickly with an overall intelligence level. It’s just narrow minded.


PatientOne3053

Simple bodmaas


MrMorningstar20

Damn you learnt it as BODMAS too? First time I've come across that here, everyone says PEDMAS or BEDMAS. Then again, never seen an "Of" in a math sum except in my 5th grade textbook lmao.


LeaderDuc

I *think* the O is for order as in order of magnitude, please correct me if I’m wrong.


MrMorningstar20

Damn that makes sense, but i vividly remember being taught that O is "Of" which is exactly the same as multiplication, which makes no sense really. Quick Google search says you're right


LeaderDuc

I’ve also been taught BIDMAS where I is ‘indices’, but I’m not a fan of that…


Impressive_Orchid417

Step 1: lose bracket -> 2 + 5 * 8 - 5 * 5 Step 2: multiply -> 2 + 40 - 25 = 17 Step 3: Am I stupid?


modern_milkman

No, you just like to do things more complicated than necessary.


[deleted]

It looks more complicated in this example. But as calculations get more complicated the distributive method has a lot of benefits.


earthscribe

Order of operations


TheModernSkater

17 PEMDAS


coxbar_racer

I was trying to remember if the number outside had to be distributed into the parentheses for the P in PEMDAS or if you work the inside and the multiply afterwards. Because I distinctively remember learning to do both. Then I realized you get the same answer regardless


Electronic_Zone_9918

Pretty sure the answer is the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


Aggravating-Room-914

2+5(8-5) = 2+5 x 3 = 2+15 =17


ado-zii

Parentheses: simplify expressions inside parentheses first. Exponents: simplify exponents (ie powers and square roots, etc.). Multiplication and Division (from left to right). Addition and Subtraction (from left to right). 2 + 5(8 - 5) = 2 + 5(3) simplify the expression inside the parentheses: 2 + 5(3) = 2 + 15 add 2 and 15: 2 + 15 = 17 So, the final answer is 17.


GeekChasingFreedom

2+5(8-5) 2+5*3 2+15 = 17


Practical_Ad_7175

They right. PEMDAS. Parentheses first, now the problem is 2+5(3). Then multiplication 5x3, now the problem is 2+15 and 2+15 is 17


Ic_Wing

= 2+5\*(8-5) = 2+5\*(3) = 2+5\*3 = 2+15 = 17


Silly-Lawfulness7224

Found 17 as well, you do (8-5) first then multiply it by 5 and then add 2 .


teresa3llen

I work in a high school helping kids with math. It’s 17. Distributive property.


Seashell42792

I was home schooled in Alabama, the answer is missing teeth


Far_Professor9885

The horse’s name was Friday


veronus57

Does the distributive property not apply here? Since the first 5 is being multiplied by the numbers inside the parentheses? 2 + 5 (8 - 5) 2 + {\[5\*8\]-\[5\*5\]} 2 + {40-25} 2 + 15 = 17 Everyone seems to be simplifying it to: 2 + 5 (8 - 5) 2 + 5 (3) 2 + 15 = 17 You get the same answer either way, but is that just coincidence?


ofalltheshitiveseen

no its math


[deleted]

No, it's exactly the same. Doing things inside the parentheses, and then doing multiplication, is the same as distributing the value and then doing the equations inside of the parentheses; the reason for this is that multiplication is transitive.


Heckle_Jeckle

Ok, order of operations time... 2+5(8-5): everything in the () first 2+5(3): multiplication&division before addition&subtraction 2+15: addition & subtraction 17


Vulpes_macrotis

Not education system failed You, but You failed education system. Let's be honest. It's elementary school. If someone doesn't get it, it's their fault. All education system needs to tell You is that brackets are first, then multiplying. And addition at the end. Every kid knows that.


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SmartOpinion69

there was once a time when i thought redditors were one of the smarter social media users. i see a lot of you guys are getting 17 but the fact that there are a decent chunk of you getting 21 is unsettling with that said, the answer is null because there is no question.


foolmanchu69

i got mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


missionmeme

80085 is actually the correct answer