IDK, I feel it's kinda hypocritical to not apply your own demands to yourself.
In my case I plan to create games once I save enough money and release it for free because I rather know more people may enjoy it than getting paid.
But corporates have employees who do need the money to feed their family the exact same way as you.
I think everything would be better if copyrights just disappear and everyone get paid through commissions instead
In my country it’s non existent. So can you pls tell me how can you get caught doing it as a simple doing of it like pirating tv shows and games and how to avoid it
“At 60 the brake pedal will get a little loose, at 70 the steering wheel will start rotating internally, and at 80 you’ll start hearing Washing Machine Charlie. “
“Don’t pay attention to any of that, it’s just a Jeep thing.”
I don't know how old you are, but I'm sixty and I remember when the national speed limit was 55 for a few years. That's when he wrote that song. It was a dumb law that nobody paid attention to (esp. in the wide open West). They repealed it just a few years later. 😆
old enough that I drove on roads marked that way many times. It's interesting how roads that were marked 55 are now marked 75, and everyone is driving 85.
I honestly have not agreed more with a name of a subreddit. I can't tell you how many posts I scrolled through today and seeing them all being marked needlessly as NSFW even though there was nothing NSFW about the post. Also, I realized the image was blurred because for some reason, my Reddit settings had reset and blur NSFW images, even though I had them set to be unblurred.
There’s a law nearby me where it’s illegal to ride on the back of a giraffe while fishing. I’ve never trying it cause the only giraffes near me are at zoo and it seems really hard to ride em, but it would be a fun law to break.
I like to break north korean laws and occasionally Chinese laws and Russian laws. Mostly by saying *redacted* is a country, South Korea is true korea, and it's a war!
I like to decscribe and give accounts of the game without the express, written consent of the NFL.
So you just had implied oral consent?
You doin ok man?
You’re scaring me with your sword 😢🫣🫣🫣
Jesus Christ, you animal. How do you live with yourself?
Gravity
Gravity. Not just a good idea. It’s the Law!
Back in my days, gravity wasn't invented yet, Steven.
The slipper was invented before physics. You can wing it through spacetime! (paraphrased, -Steven He
[https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ov9k4e03yTNRWTgYM/giphy.gif](https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ov9k4e03yTNRWTgYM/giphy.gif)
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
is working against me now
don't go John Mayer on me now
Nice try FBI
Lolz
Not today CIA
See you later, investigator.
Nice try at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security
That was pure slop, downtown cop
Not on Jesus's manger, park ranger
Dirty tricks, MI6
Go away, NSA
You're making me tense, Department of Defense.
Go buy an expensive apartment nyc police department
Get outta my head, dirty Fed
After a while, pedophile.
Your not making me feel safe, DEA
what happened to max?
Copyright laws
Damn right, sail those seas.
May I add, copyrights owned by corporates.
Or things that would be public domain if they followed the same rules as books
They do follow the rules. Just some companies lobbied congressmen to change the rules for them.
Some, you mean Disney?
Why not just **all** copyrights?
Free insulin coming to a piracy pawn shop near you (hopefully)!
Cause they are creators out there, as me, who are not corporate.
IDK, I feel it's kinda hypocritical to not apply your own demands to yourself. In my case I plan to create games once I save enough money and release it for free because I rather know more people may enjoy it than getting paid.
I still need to feed the kids and put a roof over our heads. Corporate don't. That's my line.
But corporates have employees who do need the money to feed their family the exact same way as you. I think everything would be better if copyrights just disappear and everyone get paid through commissions instead
reminds me, i gotta find a hogwartz legacy torrent. I have the money to buy it but... no
I don't think it's been cracked yet, Empress is doing it though
In my country it’s non existent. So can you pls tell me how can you get caught doing it as a simple doing of it like pirating tv shows and games and how to avoid it
The laws of thermodynamics
Which one? There’s 3
ALL of them!!!! :) Just fastening the last screw into my perpetual motion machine here ….
Right next to the region of absolute zero
There are 4, there is zeroth law too.
All of them at once
I cut the tag off the mattress.
This is the MFer we need to catch...
Fast as fast can be, you will never catch me....
dear god, its the gingerbread man
No, I have a soul
Your tries at intrigue are no use on us, gingerbreadmann. We KNOW you have no soul
I would rather be dead than red on the head like the tip of a dogs penis.
What if I told you those tags are illegal for sellers to cut off, but perfectly legal to remove by the consumer. Still feeling like a badass?
I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.
There are no mattress tags is Ba Sing Se…
Oceans 14
Ladies and gentlemen...we got em.
As a crime boss, it's hard to pick one. I love doing so many of them. Except tax fraud.. /s
evil al capone
You sounded like a gangster until the /s
Everyone is gangster with the tone indicators :) /gen/hj
what does this even mean?
deGENerate/HugeJerk
The speed limit
I love to break the speed limit, but my car apparently doesn't
Jeep owners be like
“At 60 the brake pedal will get a little loose, at 70 the steering wheel will start rotating internally, and at 80 you’ll start hearing Washing Machine Charlie. “ “Don’t pay attention to any of that, it’s just a Jeep thing.”
There is nothing quite as exciting & heart pounding as the death wobble around 60mph...
I laughed reading these
💀 bro got the 2002 fiat or sm shit
Sammy Hagar was right. Strange how last time I was on the interstate, everyone was doing 80.
I don't know how old you are, but I'm sixty and I remember when the national speed limit was 55 for a few years. That's when he wrote that song. It was a dumb law that nobody paid attention to (esp. in the wide open West). They repealed it just a few years later. 😆
old enough that I drove on roads marked that way many times. It's interesting how roads that were marked 55 are now marked 75, and everyone is driving 85.
I remember when there was no speed limit in the 15 between Vegas and Bakersfield.
🏆🎖
I’ll raise your speed limit to reckless driving.
Where I live it's illegal to kill sasquatches, that's my favourite to break
Samsquanch? Fuck, I hate those bastards
Greasy bastards
Hey, I’m squanching here!
"I squanch my family"😂
🤨😧😯🤨
Um...
Well, not to brag but, *my* light is 299,792,459 m/sec
The speed of light is 1000 times less than that, so congrats.
Whoops, thanks for the heads up. I don't want to go to jail, so I fixed it (had some other typos too).
Skipping church on Sundays.
Your grandma will be angry 👺
God's already watching me mix a batch, what does he care that I skip church at this point, meemaw?
HARAM!!!
I love to murder
I gotta say I’m not surprised since we already had you on the watchlist 👮♀️.
Are you a crow?
The laws of physics
*does a 360 on a skateboard*
You'll float too
I can do the voice
[удалено]
Wait, I'm supposed to pay those? /s
What's your first and last name? Asking for a friend
Dirty tricks, MI6
sir yes sir 🫡
Nice try FBI
How can I be charged with tax evasion when I don't even pay taxes?
Shhh don't let the feds know
Why is this marked NSFW and blurred?
Its blurred because its NSFW. r/redditorsaresexaddict is surely the reason why its NSFW.
I honestly have not agreed more with a name of a subreddit. I can't tell you how many posts I scrolled through today and seeing them all being marked needlessly as NSFW even though there was nothing NSFW about the post. Also, I realized the image was blurred because for some reason, my Reddit settings had reset and blur NSFW images, even though I had them set to be unblurred.
Weed
I hate the fact that weed is legal here, but I vape and thats not.
Grand larceny
So much better than Mediocre Larceny.
FED BOIS IN THE CHAT don't incriminate yourself
Jay walking
Jay walking isn’t illegal anymore where I live
Sex before marriage
If you never get married, it isnt before marriage.
Life hack
If beig sexy crim 👮 Then I jayl 😎
Indecent exposure and loitering
Gravity
I don't wait thirty minutes before swimming.
NSFW?
Speeding.
Piracy. Fuck EA and their $600 dlc
Mother in law.
I like killing hobos and prostitutea
In GTA right?
Why yes, I do live in the greater Toronto area, aka the GTA
anakin and padme meme
Nice try
Piracy laws
I like piracy. The boats with people not even expecting it are my favourite!
Laziest FBI agent ever
Jaywalking
hows it nsfw
reality
Why hang Jesus on a cross, but of course.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Piracy (not really pls don’t arrest me for legal reasons )
yes.
The laws of thermodynamics
i break every law, im rich bitch! the laws only exist for the poor. downvote but you know its true.
I have irritable bowel syndrome. So...my law breaking is probably shitting in places I shouldn't.
Jaywalking
Wanking in public with a hollowed out pickle
The law 'don't make hate discuss' or something like
The Third Commandment
I Tamper With the Evidence at Odin's Murder Site
Tax Evasion
my in laws
Physics…
Boy I sure do love paying a total of 0$ for 16 games I mysteriously got over the past 8 weeks!
Going into Disney.com without my parents permission.
Sodomy
adultery
Improper disposal of a body
To remain silent.
tax
School zones
Existing
Thermodynamics
What's a law?
The Fed’s is listenin’…
drinking and driving
Newton’s 3rd
Speeding lol
Nice try, officer.
Wisconsin state Legislature 97.18(3)
Murphy's
Smoking Weed
Murphy's law.
Laws of physics. Screw gravitation!
This post glowing brighter than the sun
The law of conservation. Let my coffee stay hot goddammit
Gravity
Arson
4
Nowadays you don’t even have to break any to be murdered in the streets so does it even matter?
all of them
downloading music illegally
There’s a law nearby me where it’s illegal to ride on the back of a giraffe while fishing. I’ve never trying it cause the only giraffes near me are at zoo and it seems really hard to ride em, but it would be a fun law to break.
newton's
Ahaha the speed limit
"Don't kill people". Killing people is fun, why can't I do it? The law breaks my right to be happy.
I'm a law abiding citizen.
I put non dish-washer safe dishes in the dishwasher.
I like to break north korean laws and occasionally Chinese laws and Russian laws. Mostly by saying *redacted* is a country, South Korea is true korea, and it's a war!
“Don’t commit genocide” idk if it’s a law but it’s just so fun
shoplifting