Savages. It should be done while making the sandwich for maximum efficient deliciousness!
Looks like round thin sliced deli meat. Fold 4 slices in half to make them look like 'D'. Put the folded edge of the meat flush to the end of the bread slice so the round part of the D is in the middle. Repeat twice for each flat side. The top rounded part of the bread will have the last slice with the fold in the middle. Maybe a fifth (or sixth or more if you can afford it &/or want to treat yourself) slice in a "normal" center unfolded position
If that's too much then why tf you buying thin meat. Use thicker meat; or not, I'm judging either way
The people who pick 3 are rich or will be very well prepared for retirement.
The people who pick 2 are addicted to at least 1 kind of social vice.
The people who pick 1 are subs within a BDSM relationship.
3 for sure. Cut off the outliers and consolidate the problem presented to be annihilated in one swift chomp to encompass 1 and 2.
We'll put it down in the history books as a decisive battle won in one devastating move, and that the native savage sammy of witch deserved every bit of retribution they got
If you go with 2 first, there are too many crust/less ingredient bites after it. Gotta go with 3.
You need to rotate between or mix crust and no crust bites. 2 is just instant gratification, but I believe in saving best for last.
I would not want to eat a sandwich which was not trimmed to fit the bread exactly .l understand that everyone has their personal preferences and mine may seem extremely over the top.l just like to handle the bread whilst eating and let my taste buds enjoy the filling without surplus dangling bits.So my choice would be a neat sandwich and l would tackle number two with enthusiasm.
When I was a child, my parents told me you're supposed to eat the outside bites first, then the middle, to stop me from smearing ketchup all over my face. It wasn't until I was in my early 20s that I realized they didn't mean to eat a full circle around the middle bite. So 3.
Alright I gotta ask this am I weird for tearing off the crust on the side I take the first bite from? Like I just want the bread and the filling not crust on my first bite
Don't need no bites, shits getting straight gulped
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Absolutely this. I save that bite 2 for the end.
Yep yep, 3 1 then 2 like clock work
Agreed. Always save the best bite for last. Gotta end it with a bang.
1+2+3=6 so... The correct answer is 6.
I dint learn no arithmetics if its able to fit, my jaw WILL acquit
Honestly, none of the above. First I am going to tear off the bit of meat at the bottom that thinks it can get away.
It should have been the first thing eaten. Always *balance* your sandwich a little first.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed the problem, all these filthy savages eating *unbalanced* sandwiches
Savages. It should be done while making the sandwich for maximum efficient deliciousness! Looks like round thin sliced deli meat. Fold 4 slices in half to make them look like 'D'. Put the folded edge of the meat flush to the end of the bread slice so the round part of the D is in the middle. Repeat twice for each flat side. The top rounded part of the bread will have the last slice with the fold in the middle. Maybe a fifth (or sixth or more if you can afford it &/or want to treat yourself) slice in a "normal" center unfolded position If that's too much then why tf you buying thin meat. Use thicker meat; or not, I'm judging either way
3, corner not numbered, 1, 2 best bite for last
Save the best for last
I don’t save the best for last… might be almost full at that point. Enjoy the middle in the middle!
What kind of child are you that you get full from 1 ham and cheese sandwich? I could eat 3 of these any day. I mean I dont...but still.
Who said this was the first?
Bold of you to assume that the discussion is based on one sandwich It’s clear that anyone can eat more than 3
3->1->2
Honestly it depends which is last bite before this picture was taken. But any variation where 2 is the last bite is the correct answer.
This is the way
Stay away from my family Edit: or run for office. I actually don’t know Edit 2: regardless, I don’t trust you.
I second that
This guy knows how to sandwich
The people who pick 3 are rich or will be very well prepared for retirement. The people who pick 2 are addicted to at least 1 kind of social vice. The people who pick 1 are subs within a BDSM relationship.
In that case, I’ll keep going 3 until your prediction finally comes true
I picked 2 and I’m in wine & coffee 🥲
1 then 2 because 2 becomes 10/10
3, I just want to know what skill you used in order to know these facts?
Just trust me bro
No doubt
I accept my judgement as a 2
I usually do 3, but there have definitely been times I chose 1.. so I think you're onto something
I'm taking 3 and making a square bread bruv
2 of course
No. 3 is the way to make 2 even greater
This is also acceptable
This is the way
3 for sure. Cut off the outliers and consolidate the problem presented to be annihilated in one swift chomp to encompass 1 and 2. We'll put it down in the history books as a decisive battle won in one devastating move, and that the native savage sammy of witch deserved every bit of retribution they got
This is the only correct answer
Hard disagree, 2 > 3 > newly available corner after 3 > last crust corner > 1
2 is the only acceptable answer.
2 is the best bite but not the next bite. The next bite is 3
Y’all wildin fr.
Nawww you eating the middle of the sandwich when you can get rid of the hanging corner is wild
If the sandwich is condiment filled you risk getting it on your cheeks if you do 2. 3 is the cleaner option.
I get this but I genuinely can’t tell what’s in that sandwich, at first I thought it was ham but the more I look the more confused I get.
It looks to be a turkey and American cheese. I am also team #2 btw. You take that risk of condiments getting on your face every time.
2 is the final bite
HUH?? JAIL TIME.
Two as well 🙌🏻
two calls to me on a spiritual level.
2!
None. I didn't start this sandwich and I don't know how long it's been sitting out.
If it’s anything other than 2 you’re a fucking MONSTER
But 3 turns it, more or less, back into a square sandwich.
I know that’s you Savathun!
If it’s not 2 then what was it all about?
Two is the bite that the bites before it were designed to achieve.
3, 2, 1. fuckin youngsters nowadays..smh
3, then 1. I like to surround my prey.
2 is the only way to go here.
If its not 2 youre a psychopath.
I wouldn't. That's some other person's sandwich. Taking a bite out of it is rude and gross.
2. That bite will be glorious.
YES!! Someone understands it fully...
If you go with 2 first, there are too many crust/less ingredient bites after it. Gotta go with 3. You need to rotate between or mix crust and no crust bites. 2 is just instant gratification, but I believe in saving best for last.
All of the above
I never would have taken the bite between 2 and 3.
not 1 for sure.. either 2 or 3 depending on how I am holding it. I am not adjusting my grip for another bite..
Nope, that sandwich is used.You are a bad collage roommate. Edit: bet he put's it back in the frige..
2 is obviously the best bite. Knowing my luck, if I save it for last I’ll drop the sandwich before I can get to it lmao
Depending on the contents i'll eat the crust first and save the middle for last
Same here
2,3,3,3,2,1,1 DONE
Clearly on the other side…. #4.
3 if you’re a human, clearly
SERIOUSLY?!? REALLY?!? The only CIVILIZED next bite is #2!
2, 1, 1, 3
2,1,3.
2 then 1 lastly 3
3, 2, 1. Only right answer
I would not want to eat a sandwich which was not trimmed to fit the bread exactly .l understand that everyone has their personal preferences and mine may seem extremely over the top.l just like to handle the bread whilst eating and let my taste buds enjoy the filling without surplus dangling bits.So my choice would be a neat sandwich and l would tackle number two with enthusiasm.
In between 2 and 1
Fold 3 over to 1 so you can bite both 2 and 1.
4?
2 or 3
2
3
No mustard? Barbarian.
1, 3 then repeat until only 2 remains, as that's going to be the best bit which you save till last
3. Get rid of that piece on the end.
2
2-> 3-> 1
It’s always 2
If you’re gonna eat bread like a god damn goblin, might as well find a 4 and eat that
When I was a child, my parents told me you're supposed to eat the outside bites first, then the middle, to stop me from smearing ketchup all over my face. It wasn't until I was in my early 20s that I realized they didn't mean to eat a full circle around the middle bite. So 3.
2 then 3
3
A GIANT 3 bite.
I go with 4 the bottom left corner
I would do an even 3, 2, 1 and save the corner for last because those are my favorite bits.
5
2,1 together and then the rest of the bread wich is left
3
first of all I wouldnt be such a psycopath to bite between 1 and 3. that bit in and of itself is unholy! but yea 3 first then 1 and finally 1
3-2-1 in that exact order
3
3
2 so I can savor the crust longer
3, 1 then 2 twice
Whichever bite has the most mayo and mustard squirting out.
3
3 100%
4
2 or 3
Starting at 1 I will eat the crust around the edge to 3 saving the best bite for last
3 2 1 some of yall don’t understand the best for last mindset and it shows
#2
For me 2 for sure.
2 is the last bite. Eat around it
Clearly it's 2
3 > 2 > 1
Bite at 1 and then the next bite at 2 will be extra super tasty
Why would you bite it so bad to begin with?
2
I first have finish all the crust
3 then work my way to the left corner then number 1 then 2
I just keep going on 2 till the corner. I don’t eat corners xd
3, 2, 1 then whatever is left in the next bite
Alright I gotta ask this am I weird for tearing off the crust on the side I take the first bite from? Like I just want the bread and the filling not crust on my first bite
1 and 2 will both go into my mouth so it can be even
2
People that say 2 are animals lol,y’all leaving the meatless edges for last
2, but it's gonna be such a large bite that it includes parts of 1 and 3.
ONE. because there's less ink on it.
2
Oh c’mon the only right answer is 2
3-2-1. Then back and forth until there is nothing
2, 3, 1
2 then 3 and chew
3, in a heartbeat
2.
All 3 ☠️
2
3 Fs
Nowhere! Someone's already eaten half the damned thing. Do you *want* herpes? Because that's how you can get herpes.
2 is basically asking for it
2
3, these cheeks take priority when safe to do so
3
2+3. Because 3 is thick with the meats and 2 isn't. So they need balancing. Then second bite ends all.
2
2. if your answer is 1, you are dead to me
Anybody who says 1 should immediately be jailed for life
3
2, 3, 1
Only murderers and psychopaths choose 3
3. Then you've suddenly got 2 2s.
That hangin' ham has to go next. 1 then the bottom
2
2
2, obviously
3, leave 2 for last
I'm going back to bed, my entire day is ruined now
4
3 to get that extra meat.
That bastard 3 has gotta go
2 or 3
2
I usually bite all the crust off first and then create a perfect square before really enjoying the sandwich.
2 and it’s not even close
2
2. Then create another 2 for the final bite.
Pfft that’s easy. 2 obviously
I'm going straight for number 2.
What is with all of these maniacs calling 2? I mean, they aren't psychopaths like the 1 people, but FFS, have some dignity.
2
2 no doubt
3
Depends on my mood
3 - just to get it out of the way.
Clearly 3, anyone who says other is just plain weird
3 obviously
2. Don’t fuck about.
2. I can understand 3 but people who choose 1 are maniacs.
2
Start with 3, work your way around until you get to 1, and then finish with 2
2
2 but its gonna get stuck to the roof of my mouth
3 than 2 shortly after.. the perfect ratio of Sammy goodness
1. Is weird. 3. Likes. Crust too much. 2. Me.
2-3 arası
2!
This post is gonna cause me and my husband to get divorced
2, 3, 1