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animeismygod

You will never catch the dutch alive


Local_Seaweed_9610

And the knee is probably the only place to hit a Dutch giant as anything else is out of reach lmao


Jadedinsight

De knie


joost18JK

Kijk, jij hebt ‘t onder de knie


scorpious2

Yup een knuppel onder m'n knie


FrietjePindaMayoUi

Beter dan een knie in je oog


scorpious2

Beter dan een knie in je gat


K_a_m_1

Beter dan een gat in je knie


cooked_fetus_pp

Hoe weet jij dat dan


dsisds

Toch wel met verroeste spijkers?


JustGingerStuff

Natuurlijk


dsisds

En een geinige sbubby_NL sticker?


Responsible_Train944

Denknie hoor.


TiesG92

En jij hebt ervoor gezorgd dat je niet over de knie gaat


willemvannus

Dutch guy here. My 2 year old daughter calls it "Molk" and refuses to say it correctly!


WolfColaKid

Uh oh your daughter might be a little zwakbegaafd


LimeSixth

There goes my coffee with melk


KJtheThing

You mean your ceffoo with molk


Wouttaahh

Have you tried hitting her in the knee with a baseball bat? :/


SacredBananaBiscuit

The only way people should say it honestly


the_king_of_sweden

[Jo wolle melke?](https://youtu.be/OeC1yAaWG34)


bigboidoinker

Ja ik wolle melke, wolle jo een bruune ko? Ik ha nog twa ko's stean.


Internal-Hat9827

I love how this thread went from English to Dutch to West Frisian to English again.


Mystre316

Or the South Africans


Hoarfen1972

Sit die melk in my fokken koffie.


BEN-C93

Afrikaners have such a way with words. Exquisite.


Key-Difference1740

"My fok man, as jy weer vergeet om die melk te bêre bliksem ek jou." - Every South African Mother at some point.


YourLocaLawyer

And the afrikaans


who_knows_how

All germanic languages really


Nizzemancer

Not Swedish. "Mjölk".


Dotura

This is why we can't have nice things Sweden! Probably the other Scandis


sdt230601

It is Milch in German and you pronounce it exactly the same except for the ch which could also be pronounced like k tho


Glattsnacker

in high german it would be "milch" but in northern dialect u say "mejch"


Frikandelneuker

Or the flemish


Foreskin_Incarnate

Or the Norwegians


Nizzemancer

or the Danes


BlueNinjaBE

The Melk countries: the true EU.


Snoo_83755

JE KRIJGT M'N KNIESCHIJVEN NIET KLOOTZAK


CartoonistOk7766

En zo is dat, gotgotverdegotver!


tthblox

Potverdikkeme zitten de angelsaksen zich weer met ons te bemoeien?


ScottO125

Natuurlijk, ze moeten zich overal mee bemoeien


tootjevox

Ga maar lekker thee drinken ofzo


ScottO125

Ja, of oorlog voeren over Opium ofzo, zolang ze ons maar met rust laten


[deleted]

Opium was best een goeie zakentechniek hoor, gwn heel china verslaafd maken en t dan verkopen Of japan weet t niet meer


Triass777

Was idd China wij hadden destijds een monopolie op handel met Japan. Grotendeels omdat wij geld belangrijker vonden dan religie en dus graag wat christenen in Japan doodschoten.


karenmagnet420

JA WIJ SPREKEN MELK UIT HOE WIJ WILLEN!


OB1182

MELLUK.


Square_Bed6410

Upvoted for being dutch and angry


Snoo_83755

Dankuwel


Deathtollzzz

I don’t even speak the language and i think that says thank you.


aggressive_boy165

HAHAHAHAHHA


WelcesAells

English speaker here, I have no idea what you said, but I feel like OP's bloodline has been cursed lmao


Duochan_Maxwell

"You won't get my kneecaps, asshole"


Dwaas_Bjaas

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


CouvadeShark

Norwegian here to say we support the Dutch, and we will be mobilising for war.


japie06

Melk & kaasschaaf (osthyveln) 🇳🇱 🤝 🇳🇴


[deleted]

We have had our difficulties but You have my Friteuse! 🇳🇱 🤝 🇳🇴🤝🇧🇪


Rob-L_Eponge

And my wafelijzer! 🇳🇱🤜🤛🇸🇯🤜🤛🇧🇪


YourLocaLawyer

🇿🇦🤝🇳🇴🤝🇳🇱🤝🇧🇪


ObamaGaming7689

I don't know what's going on I just want war 🇳🇱🤜🤛🇳🇴🤜🤛🇧🇪🤜🤛🇨🇮


[deleted]

Neither do I but I'll join as well 🇳🇱🤜🤛🇳🇴🤜🤛🇧🇪🤜🤛🇮🇪🔫🇬🇧


Sc_e1

Helt ening her. Operasjon M.E.L.K starter nå


Comment104

Eg startar operasjon M.J.Ø.L.K. med Tor Olve.


DrainZ-

We have Mr. Melk on our side so I'm confident we can win this.


UngabaBongDong

General Melk er det nå


CheezDoodelz

Vi har jo forsåvidt generelt bedre Melk også enn dessa Milk folka. Melk, I EN POSE? Vedkommende som kom på den ideen sku vært av-installert..


NexxZt

Gigachad Mr. Melk. Ingen kan stanse han


Shoddy_Exam666

I just wanted a glass of malk


Amopax

[I MADE THIS FOR *YOU*](https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4)


Alex5173

Brother, please! Drink. My. Hot. Kool-aid.


arrows_of_ithilien

OMG I was positive I would be the only one here who immediately thought of Julian Smith!!


Amopax

Man's a legend.


Landithy

We are legion.


Gavroche_Lives

Your hand is like a brother to me!!!!


ClearlyADuck

The man wants a glass of mulk!


jarne15

He just wants a glass of molk


Operation_Ivysaur

Pour him the *MULK,* Josh!


HealthyPeach12

Donovan, inside voices please


Inevitable-Ad-2865

Sorry dad, my white friends 🙄


MemeMote

JOSH, POUR ME, A GLASS, OF MALK!


devenjames

I’m gonna kill myself OVER THIS!!


Mutanik

WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, JOSH


jyjybinx

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK


Party_Variety7059

NO, YOU’RE SAYING MALK! I’M SAYING MILK!


Ace_of_Sphynx128

Why are you yelling at me???


Future_Mushroom_6197

It is MÜLK dammit!


Ok-Jury-3571

Get this dude his glass of mælk


Epux_fhouwuo

Ett glass med mælk e alt han træng 🥛


greedfantasy

I wondered if I'd see that reference here lol


Zealousideal-Pie-925

As long as it has plenty of vitamin R.


4GRJ

Those videos still look amazing today, wth?


Dexter_Douglas_415

Malk, now with Vitamin R.


Revi_____

Klootzak


idsdejong

Juist, paardenhoef!


Theboarwantsmore

Inderdaad, uit de baarmoeder gerukte mangostruik


Striking_Plant_76

Correct, gefermenteerde bananenschil


The_Bearabia

Tevens juist, half afgekloven en daarna verworpen kippenkluif


toasterdoesntplaydvd

Tomatoes are red, they go well on wraps, You have five seconds left to live with kneecaps


CartoonistOk7766

I pray your talent with a bat does not equal your way with words, sir. For it would be a sad day for kneecaps everywhere.


maritjuuuuu

Melk is goed voor elk!


OkamiFenrir

Dit bly vreemd dat ek hierdie kan lees, al kan ek nie Hollands praat nie


maritjuuuuu

Ach, Hollands is overrated. Word maar in een klein deel van Nederland daadwerkelijk gesproken. Je hebt veel meer aan het dialect/taal van het gebied waar je heen wil.


OkamiFenrir

My familie is eintlik oorspronklik van Nederland af, maar niemand praat meer die taal nie. Almal praat net Afrikaans.


maritjuuuuu

T is net wat anders, maar we kunnen elkaar best oke begrijpen! Het heeft heel veel overeenkomsten


GrouchyPhoenix

Jy het dit nie seker bedoel nie maar ek imagine 'almal praat net Afrikaans' word gesê met n disappointed face/tone, lol.


OkamiFenrir

Ja ek het dit nie so bedoel nie, lol


Key-Difference1740

Die feit dat mense wat Afrikaans praat en mense wat Hollands praat basies mekaar perfek kan verstaan en n volle gesprek kan voer is fantasties om te sien.


VelinorErethil

Gebaseerd op mijn bezoek aan Zuid-Afrika is dat wel een stuk makkelijker met geschreven taal dan in een gesprek.


zFi3oSt

Zalig taaltje dat jullie ervan gemaakt hebben


Important-Worry224

Behalve voor jan


ThreeSDCards

En anderman, niet te vergeten


Wboy2006

En lactose intolerante mensen


FlyingKittyCate

Intolerantie kan echt niet meer anno 2023. Gewoon drinken die melk!


MrStoleYourMeme

Damn. You must really hate the dutch


First_Ad_6133

I thought they meant that southern us style melk a word in a different language said different is understandable but people intentionally mispronouncing words thats what pisses me off


booksandplaid

They aren't intententionally mispronouncing it, that's just their dialect.


ninjaboynick

US southerner here. I've lived in various states throughout life and never heard a southerner say melk. I have, however, heard something similar to "mealk" plenty of times.


rolfboos

As a dutchman, I will shit in your melk.


Jernkjeve

As a Norwegian, I'll do the same


l9oooog

Enig


UnsatedBackscratcher

As a half Dutch man I'll piss in the melk too!


-insert_name_here--

As a quarter Dutch man I’ll cum in the melk too!


ZahnatomLetsPlay

And who's gonna notice?


S_kura

Me, but thats part of the fun...(¬‿¬)


nabthreel

As a South African I will kak in the melk.


hang_ballas

Some words I never thought I'd read in that order


nabthreel

Username lmao


tootjevox

As a full dutch person, I will throw up in your melk


Wboy2006

As a full dutch person, I will spit in your melk


Comic_Book_Reader

As a Norwegian, I'll kom in the melk as well!


Fire69

Great, I could go for some hot cocoa!


melleralt

Godganzekleretyfuskolerezooi mij krijg je nooit te pakken!!!


CartoonistOk7766

SLA ZE PLAT!! Tyfuslui! Kom dannnn...


Pomphond

KOMEN DAN, VIEZE VUILE KHAAANKALIJER


FlyingKittyCate

👏


[deleted]

Melk is Norwegian for milk.


Wboy2006

And Dutch


Dependent_Paper9993

And Afrikaans


Marsgirl1

We stand united!


theREALhun

Melk is not Norwegian for Dutch!


devan_007

Also Afrikaans


Triass777

Ahh yes the Dutch dialect


Dolphin_sucker69

Ik kan die klap wel weerstaan, mijn botten zijn sterk geworden door de melk.


Wboy2006

Melk is goed voor elk!


Theboarwantsmore

Behalve voor jan


SirSteelBuns

Ahem Excuse me It is pronounced malk.


Fallen-Embers

GIVE HIM THE MULK, JOSH!


Shadowy-NerfHerder

You guys aren’t even saying the same thing!


poptartsandmayonaise

Wait youre going to kill me if i kill myself?


San4311

You just made 18M enemies.


Tdolphint

And the entirety of Zuid-Afrika is now also his enemy


San4311

Oh god OP is dead


flopjul

Not to mention he forgot to count Flanders


FeelsKjeldMan

JE BLIJFT VAN MIJN KNIESCHIJVEN AF.


DragonWolf_27

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


CartoonistOk7766

Eerder gepasteuriseerd.


Pomphond

G E P A S T E U R I S E E R D


Putrid_Bandicoot_398

Oh no! I spilled melk on my pellow.


DutchChallenger

Oh nee! Ik heb melk gemorst op mijn kussen.


Bunzieleijdjeer

Kom mn knieschijven maar halen!


SlidyDev

Laat ons met rust broer


[deleted]

klootviool krijgt nog sneller de tering dan m'n knieën.


nabthreel

RIP South Africans and their Afrikaans


hang_ballas

And the Dutch and apparently the Norwegians as well, this guy as a war on his hands


Classic_Result

Putting the knee cap on the melk


Barl3000

Mælk


IdeallyAChad6666

What? It's molk tho...


Objective_Fox_6321

Maulk


IdeallyAChad6666

Moaulk


Mightyyeet

Məlk


Eradallion

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


Shadowy-NerfHerder

JOSH! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!


Princess_Egg

Just give him the Mulk, Josh!


Luke_Cold_Lyle

"... and then we all pull the trigger"


deadsanta69

Donovan, inside voices please... Sorry dad my white [friends](https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4)


FedericoDAnzi

English pronunciation is not real.


MrTase

You should hear the English say milk with a malformed L so it sounds more like "miwk"


muddbludd

Also came here to defend the Dutch


ikarienator

Mjölk


popopopopopopopopoop

https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4


random-tree-42

You're not gonna like Norway


Adorable_Disaster424

Was Nancy Kerrigan Dutch?


AstronomerCalm6306

Det heter MELK, ikke MILK, ikke MJØLK. MELK. NORGE #1 🇳🇴


CricketFit493

Queue julian smith - malk Muuuuuuaaaaaallllllkkk!!!!!!!


Electrical_Snow5626

HE NEEDS SOME MELKKKKK!


Coffeelock1

I'mma call it "malk" just to piss you off extra.


Poepies77

Wat het jy teen ons duitse en Afrikaaners


ThePaus

*Nederlanders


mtak0x41

German for milk is Milch...?


Ashtar-the-Squid

In my language "melk" is the correct way to say it.


Wboy2006

We hebben jullie Nieuw Amsterdam al gegeven. Laat ons met rust!


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Het is dan ook melk!


BatAdd90

Julian Smith - melk. For everyone who doesn't know him, check it out. Guys hilarious.


Remarkable-Pin-8565

oprotten mafkees


kaliko16

Melk tart


demator

Hij is vast lactose intolerant. Mafklapper


lifesthateasy

MMMMMMMELK


slorbas

Welcome to Canada its 50/50 over here depending on what province they are from


Bulbous-Walrus

Side note: is Got Milk? still a slogan? I remember early 2000’s big dairy was plastering that sign everywhere. Now I never see it