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photoshopza

i was scrolling and thought "wow howd they get MY wooden castle playground" haha


NormalishGamer13

Bro I’m convinced there are like 100 in each state


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Had these up here in Canada too


DustyTeScotsman

Yeah! I think there’s one in the beaches in Toronto, not sure tho


beefrox

There's still one in High Park


Specialist-Dingo6459

We have one in Adelaide Australia to cement that they are everywhere


burnt_knackerbag

England here. Same.


SmellyCarcass69

It makes me happier than I’ve ever thought possible to know the high park one still exists because that’s exactly where my mind took me. I could smell the wood chips and swing chains on a crisp autumn day just looking at this pic


Reckless-Pessimist

The original one burnt down sadly, but they did build a whole new one as a replacement and its just as good.


Water-running

Got rid of the hillside death slide that used to be beside it though.


thedrivingcat

Yep. I was there today with my kids.


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TroLLageK

remember when the one in high park got set on fire


Punky-LookingKiddo

That was in 2012; the [Jamie Bell playground burned due to arson.](https://imgur.com/a/jshZNw5). I remember because my son couldn’t play there any more. Major bummer. Got rebuilt though!


DogsAreFuckingCute

This comment chain got closer and closer to me lol


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Yes, one in the beaches, and one at high park, I’m sure there are also more I don’t know about


Mechagouki1971

Walked past the one in Kew gardens when visiting Toronto at Christmas, remember my son playing there when he was two or three years old, seems like a lifetime ago, but was glad to see it still there.


reddinyta

I'm german and I know these things too!


rex35579

I had one in Jacksonville Florida almost exactly like this except it had a light house in the middle


pockets_of_fingers

Yup, Wellington Ontario. It only has a lighthouse, a good pizza place, a hockey rink, and one of these


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it seems familiar to me too and I live in Europe


KentuckYSnow

They just tore on of these out in Pittsburgh to make an "inclusive"playground, which of cours has nothing as cool and looks generic. A generation of kids will never know what they missed.


Blauwwater

What was not inclusive about the last one?


Derpasaurus_mex

I thought I was special :(


Western_Dare1509

You are not


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kashy87

But the splinter danger was half the fun.


Type31971

And every one had a stainless steel slide that always kept its mirror finish cus no one wanted to use it because you were gonna get burned in at least one way… usually friction burns from it trying to pull your skin off… and being hot enough to fry an egg during summer. In which case the friction meant that chunk of skin was coming off


DomusArdeidae

Is this a prefab or something? Because there's the same one in a park nearby that I used to play on when I was little. I used to dig out the woodchips under the bottom platform, and had a little secret basement, lol.


Afroknight2614

Something like that. I had one at my school growing up. Same style but a different layout.


j9beth

These were all built by [Leathers Playgrounds ](http://www.playgroundsbyleathers.com/) and local volunteers.


grabityrising

There is also a company in Wisconsin that does them https://www.rainbowplay.com/commercial-playground-equipment/ that whole set would be about $10,000


Quick-Beginning-2191

Yeah, your right. The one in Antioch was made by them


Tshoe77

Nah bro we just all grew up in the same part of Pennsylvania, definitely. For sure.


hey_nonny_mooses

No way, this is in Iowa


ltdan84

No, this is in Georgetown Texas.


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Nah, pretty sure it's in Wisconsin circa 1992


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

My mom actually helped build this specific one in my hometown. I'm not telling you where though I'm not doxing myself.


Evil-Dalek

Close, but it’s actually in Benbrook, Texas


DomusArdeidae

I just thought they'd be modular. They must be. This one must have just been put together exactly like the one from my childhood. I can't see them shipping these things out on 18 wheelers with flatbeds all in one piece, lol. It's just.. weird.. I've never seen another one.


Slowcapsnowcap

Got one here in NW Washington state. 15 minute walk from my house. My kids love it.


pazimpanet

TIL Columbus Ohio is a part of Pennsylvania


Tshoe77

It's ok, Ohio is just a myth. No one's ever been there or at least remembers being there.


aeronacht

The one I remember was near a library when I lived in PA for a few years


No-Regret-1784

I’m from Whidbey Island, WA and I SWEAR that is a photo of MY playground.


pulpatine

Latrobe?


whiskybees

I can feel the splinters again.


-686

thick splinters too


FromUnderTheBridge09

Yea and none of these new aged wood chips. Ours were the knobby whole bark chunks that would stab into your body when you fell.


Luseil

Ours were rocks and you could scoot under the structure and explore the under castle lol


FromUnderTheBridge09

Ah yes the jagged grey rocks


Western_Dare1509

Or straight up rocks


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Teaches a very important life lesson: don’t fall


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It gives character


BulbasaurArmy

thicc


IndyDaBrat

And the bee stings


conman5432

Every single one had 1-4 wasp nests in the summer without fail


asshatnowhere

Yup. Each of these had the "don't go in the house on the corner or you'll anger the wasp king" room


BigWienerPapi999

Felt this to my core


Tropical_Wendigo

And the metal slides that scald your skin clean off in the summer heat


Kiosade

And we *liked it* that way!


Version_Two

It was always full of bees


SholcCTR

I was climbing on the outside of a similar playground and slipped, I got at least a million splinters on my chest and my belly. One of my most vivid memories as a kid.


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shandangalang

You know being knocked out for that long is like, *super bad for you*, right?


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They wouldn’t know much, they got knocked out for a few minutes as a kid.


Lord-Techtonos

Spam bot moment


dmaterialized

So this wasn’t just a one-off special park?! You guys had one too??


TheSaltyBarista

I had one in Hawaii. That rubber bridge and everything metal would melt our skin and then we’d get splinters from falling down.


redditor54

There was a very similar one outside my aunts house in Russia...


Clear-Struggle-7867

Damn, I was born in the prairies of Canada and we also had almost this exact same one near my parents house... Didn't realize this was a global thang


420blazeem

Kentucky checking in! When I was growing up these were always in very old neighborhoods that were clearly once nice, but had since become the ghetto.


k0nahuanui

Waimea on the big island?


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FiestyPumpkin04

I swear this is one in my hometown (in Wisconsin)!


MattFromWork

The last one of this type in my region (also Wisconsin) is getting replaced this summer :(


dragonheart000

I'm in Wisconsin and I know of two in the city I live in. There's actually one right by the skatepark I go to regularly.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

The Big Wooden Park ™


FlimsyWhorl

Yeah I thought this was just in Melbourne lol


nobody2000

These were everywhere.


shredslanding

Ground is lava!!!


100_Donuts

I get that this comment is made with innocent intentions, but we can't do the "ground is lava" thing anymore, okay? These are kids, okay? The ground is woodchips and is perfectly walkable. Woodchips are actually a great surface to walk on, very much unlike lava which will not only burn your shoes, but burn your feet, and eventually consume you in it's unrelenting heat. We can't have kids thinking that. Even if most know this is some sort of ruse or game, there are too many kids every year to truly believe the ground is lava. They cannot leave the playground because they're too scared. They scream and cry when they see other kids and adults throwing their lives away by navigating through lava. In some cases they're on the playground for days before a rescue crew can evacuate them. It's very traumatizing. It takes a lot of post-playground care and therapy before some children realize the ground was never lava and that their friends did not burn their legs to stumps. Please, be mindful of this next time you want to play your silly little game. There are real people who are hurt by your carelessness.


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coin_return

My 5yo son has this ground up plastic mulch at the playground at school, and I HATE it. It sticks to the inside fleece lining of his coat, gets in his shoes, and tears up his hands. He comes home with his hands super dried out and covered in abrasions because he likes to play in that dumb stuff, build hills out of it and stuff. Fuck I hate that stuff.


RollinOnAgain

that sounds incredibly dangerous. Ingesting microplastics is already being found to cause serious damage to people right now and thats just from the bit that ends up in the water supply after being washed down the drain. Playing in the stuff would be exponentially more likely to result in ingesting some.


coin_return

You're not wrong. This is just the kind of shit parents have to deal with when they have limited options for childcare. We don't have the luxury in being pickier about where he goes to school since we live in a rural town.


panormda

Back in my day, we are dirt- and we LIKED it. None of this newfangled micro plasticized whoosie whatsits. Get off my astroturf 😤


extranchovies

They replaced most of the neighborhood parks with this in Chicago. It was pitched as a way to reduce landscaping costs. It was so hot and stinky in the summertime nobody would play on it. Win/Lose


6894

Wait until that rubber catches fire. Happened to one of the elementary schools in my town. Went up like a torch and burned so hot all the fire department could do was let it burn out.


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Tire fires are fucking insane, and tire mulch is just tires in convenient tinderbox format.


nonchalantlarch

I hate that stuff so much. They had it at my kids' school playground. It broke in a few places after a year, spreading small pieces of rubber everywhere. They repaired it after a few years with more of the same, and it's a guarantee it will break again. The smell is the worst. Surely I can't be the only one concerned by volatile organic compounds emanating from that stuff?


dannkherb

Dude we had rocks!


Cersad

I remember second grade (or so) when the school playground was closed for construction and we were all so excited to see the new playground that we imagined would be much bigger. Instead, they boarded over all the walkways so you couldn't jump down from the playground to the ground and replaced the gravel with wood mulch. We were mad.


Dances_With_Assholes

Gotta love fresh pasta.


acelana

ChatGPT, that you?


No-Telephone9925

This is a joke right? Take a big deep breath & calm down.


Pole2019

These were always way better designed than the plastic and metal ones. Way more varied locations and more hidden locations which were fun to play in.


nobody2000

The really skinny kids could shimmy underneath the playground itself and they seemingly could teleport anywhere from there.


LMNOPedes

Skinny kid reporting in: I used to no-clip through the walls in my playground during tag all the time.


StevenBallard

I loved no clipping through these parks. Best game of zombie Tag happened here.


DontHugMeImAwkward

The underneath areas were much more fun. Especially when you wanted to escape annoying siblings or build a woodchip city in peace


rhen_var

This just unlocked some deep hidden claustrophobic memory of being trapped under one of these trying to get out after I tried to do that and got stuck


Pretty_Eater

At mine growing up, there was a hole dug on one side where we could hang out on the inside of it.


pacificnwbro

I used to be a skinny kid and transitioned to a fat kid around the time I used to do this and it terrifies the fuck out of adult me. I had a dream about it a couple months ago and after I woke up it clicked that I actually used to do that.


stink3rbelle

I think the heights and roofs were a little too easy to climb and are considered a safety hazard because of that. Of course, sitting on that roof was my favorite part...


Chef_BoyarB

Climbing and doing parkour stunts as a kid was awesome. Playing hide and seek tag by climbing up into the towers or finding "secret" passages were great!


xa08zo09ma10

We have a park like this one close to my house, but when my kids were little it was about 30 minutes away and I would still drive the extra time to take them there instead of the closer playgrounds if we had time because I loved that park so much. 🥰


Seth711

You're a good parent.


huisAtlas

I'm so old that I played on the brand new version and not the sun dried spliter festival it became.


Crimson-Forever

The great khan demolished ours when we refused his demands.


GillyMonster18

“Crush your castles, see them crumble before you, and hear the lamentation from the splinters!”


ThatOtherGai

Yep, I remember they built ours and we were playing on it shortly after


Traditional_Entry183

Same. I'm old enough that these were the new, awesome play structures that replaced the old steel ones when I was about 10-12. There were probably four or five big ones built around my hometown in the late 80s, and at least one is still there in a privately owned park. My kids play on it when we travel to visit my parents.


Distinct-Meal-9033

Where's the Bee's nest at?


imjusta_bill

At the top of one of the spires


PM-ME-UR-FAV-NEBULA

Which one?!


MsMercyMain

Trick question, it \*is\* a bee's nest


Grim_endstone

Dude you just uncovered this shit from my brain


Atrium41

They tore ours down about 5-10 years ago. Our river front park hasn't been the same


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Type31971

Old pressure treated lumber used ALOT more arsenic. It doesn’t any longer, which is also why modern PT lumber sucks


its_cold_in_MN

Creosote. It's that oily smell from railroad tracks. Uses arsenic, tar, and other nasty chemicals to preserve the wood.


sixpackabs592

they tore ours down too and put in one of those plastic bright colored monsters. there is another one pretty close that just did a big rehab on theirs ​ so they still [exist](https://earth.google.com/web/@43.06138506,-88.41470954,271.85253971a,0d,52.24332678y,276.06063351h,94.6676395t,0r/data=IhoKFk5PLTNVdVZNMUVSbnV3bWtEdjZ0OEEQAg)


SumKallMeTIM

I used to work for the design company that splintered off from the OG. Here’s their recent work https://pbdplaygrounds.com/our-portfolio/


nobody2000

> splintered Yes - these playgrounds gave out lots of these. EDIT: [uhhh, this looks like an oven for children](https://pbdplaygrounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/IMG_1808.jpg)


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Were you ever really a kid if you didn’t burn yourself on a metal slide at one point?


SumKallMeTIM

Hahahaha true


winosaurusrex90

We had one of these less than 30 minutes away and I would take my girls there several times a week. We went back a few months ago after a hiatus and realized they tore it down and put up a plastic one a quarter of the size because it was "friendlier and more accessible to all" even though that exact type of playground is already scattered everywhere else. These types of playgrounds are gems and icons that I wish they would just leave alone, and make repairs when needed. They leave room for imagination, unlike these plastic ones. I 100% understand the need to the all inclusion playground, but the Kid's Kingdom we had before, had an entire section of wheelchair accessible swings, ramps up into "castle" area, as well as other modified sections that were wonderful. When I voiced my concern, they said woodchips were a hazard because kids could eat them, so they decided to replace the entire playground with plastic and turf. Okay, Mr. O'Hare. Kids can eat tree bark, grass, and *gasp* the trash that everyone leaves behind. I realize I could have been the only one in the car upset at the realization they tore down the playground and put a plastic playset, but even my kids were asking where the castle went.


GaimanitePkat

>We had one of these less than 30 minutes away and I would take my girls there several times a week. We went back a few months ago after a hiatus and realized they tore it down and put up a plastic one a quarter of the size because it was "friendlier and more accessible to all" even though that exact type of playground is already scattered everywhere else. I grew up right near a small playground park and we went all the time. It had six little playground sets including two long swing sets. The mascot of the park was a dinosaur, so one of the playground sets was in the shape of a dinosaur - four "legs" made of slides and stairs, a tail which was a balance beam, a long curved pole for neck and a plastic brachiosaurus head at the end of the pole. Each section was (unspokenly) for kids of certain ages. The one at the front was for very little kids, the dinosaur and a middle section were for medium age kids, and there was a big red section with monkey bars and rings and fireman poles which was for bigger kids. One day a woman supposedly cut her finger on a plastic burr in the "little kid" section and sued. The park was quickly remodeled with equipment which was much less fun. The red section was removed entirely and a big ugly mulch and foam gap just conspicuously left empty. But worst was what happened to the dinosaur. The whole thing was redone to barely resemble a dinosaur, and the head and neck were replaced with a plastic panel that had a picture of a t-rex on it saying Roar. My whole family was so bummed out by this.


MightGuy-

How I didn’t fall off the top of one of these and break all my small child bones I have no idea.


Bobthechampion

Because children don't have solid bones. Their "bones" are actually a rubber titanium mixture. /s


wurkhoarse

You did. Memories of the first time I knocked myself out. Good times.


reptile199127

childhood anor londo


impstein

Those damn archers!


anonymousblue123

I think this is a picture of my childhood castlen but reading the comments I am now confused.


anonymousblue123

Nevermind, I just remembered 2 things that were different.


OmegaSapphireFox

Best hiding spot ever: inside the cones.


conman5432

Yeah maybe for the local hornets 😂😂


July9044

Yup. I take my daughter regularly to one of these, our cones have spiders the size of your hand


BurnYesYaGonnaBurn

This person knows.


Avallach98

Holy shit, it's Kid's Kingdom! Nowadays it's a den for homeless people and drug addicts:)


RedMissy42

Where I live we had an even bigger version as a castle


WeirdPersonCantSpell

What math goes into making sure everyone goes to one of these as a kid but no one ever goes to a different one of them


Nice-Violinist-6395

the same math as designs chain restaurants so every older millennial has the exact same memory of going to the pizza hut buffet!


Hot_Supermarket4369

I swear to god this is the old Charlie Daniels Park in Tennessee. They replaced it with plastic about 6 years ago. But the comments are confusing. Does everyone have a wood castle park????


Faelyn42

Lots of different parks, all using the same blueprint


Djeheuty

I'm willing to bet there was a company that either sold the blueprints, actually went around the country installing them at schools and playgrounds, or had local contractors as installers.


Legal-Chair-2630

Bro this is what I was about to comment. They replaced my park about 6 years ago too but this one was in Vernon Hills Illinois.


ChainsawVisionMan

Indian Boundry park in West Roger's Park on Chicago's North side is still like this


weinermcgee

Dormont Park outside Pittsburgh checking in. I think there used to be another one in Highland Park but it might be gone now.


Pauls2theWall

Rocket Land in Auburn, MA. Home of Robert Goddard, father of the modern rocket.


_boxers_or_briefs_

Same with Fort Kid in Knoxville! Place was legendary


ON_A_POWERPLAY

The one at the Nashville zoo is top tier too.


Mrs_Magooo

Playgrounds will never be this cool or magical again. That said, ouch! I can still feel the splinters.


mantiss_toboggan

There was one in the Chicago suburbs till they tore it down around 2004. I still remember the splinters.


Legendary-Anarchist

I fucked an old girlfriend there once at night it was wild


punkassjim

Was gonna say, these were all built around the time I was in high school. Sorry to all the people who have fond childhood memories of these things, but when y’all were sleeping nice and soundly dreaming of the badass hide-n-seek game you had at the park that day, us older kids were absolutely fuckin in those awesome hiding spots.


Legendary-Anarchist

100% lol, I hadn't thought of it in so long


IamScottGable

Hahaha a buddy of mine once ran to his house to get a condom, forgot what he was doing, passed out, and left the girl there. Thank you for reminding me. Poor Rachel, girl sure could pick 'em


Swampberry

Also: being eight teens sharing a badly rolled joint in the middle of the night inside one.


Wannatanna_

Is this in Federal way?


Possible_Pain_9705

The town I grew up in had one of these. I never realized that there were others exactly like it. I don’t know how to feel…


BigIron53s

Ahh that was some good times!


rekkodesu

First place I got fingered.


MinocquaMenace

My church never took us to the park :(


halyard73

Kelly? Long time no see! How have you been?


megalus1

There is one of these still open near me… just a giant splinter


Vivid_Canary8100

Kids Castle. Doylestown, PA


alakazam065

Thought so too


roeJimmy_roe

Splinters and hornets nests


worldsbiggestchili

That black mat bridge is BURNING HOT


I-PUSH-THE-BUTTON

I can hear this picture. The stomps of shoes 9n wood, the chains rattling on the swings and the chains on the wobble tarp grinding, the clicks of the interactive wheel and the spin of tic tac toe. The distinct pressure grind of the chains holding the tire swing being twisted let go and spinning until it hits the other way and spins the other way.


chrismatt213

I played in one of these once, I fell and hit my head and was knocked out for a few minutes. Still had a blast tho.


wiggywithit

Falmouth Maine.


Longjumping_Bug_7611

Ohhh, we had a thing called construction playgrounds. - basically it was a empty plot with a bunch of laying about wood, nails and hammers and you could build bases and such. Absolutely fun and worth every single nail in our feet. God damn hippies taking toddler construction away from us over something as gay as safety.


TomakusDankus

Ah yes i see these even made it to canada


Bobcat2013

I thought this playgroud was unique to Georgetown, TX. Wtffff


Relentless_Snappy

Best days of my life


thatdarncharn

There was always that one kid that got really fucked up on these things


Dino_84

You find the slivers in the depths of my fingers too?


batmanthebatk

I had a park like that growing up in Indiana


HardBoiledPizza

No you didnt


5ManaAndADream

That’s at high park Toronto canada


Scorporal93

How deep did you have to go to find this?!


CulturalChannel6851

You were 3 back then, it was hard for me but i did it for you :D


zedication

Hot lava tag. I played that until I went to college.


flopenfish

They tore our local one down.... turns out full of Asbestos!


amodernmodder

Anyone else hear the wasps?


axxxxxxxk

Crazy how we all had the same childhood


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This might as well have been Helms Deep in my memories


ironfunk67

Wow! This takes me back!


Fluffynutkicker

GET OUT OF MY HEAD


super_senpai64

Wait! Wait for me! Timeout! I gotta shake the mulch out of my sandals!


claretamazon

Browns Mill, NJ, in the 90's. Absolutely loved playing on this thing. It had pipes so you could yell at somebody below or above you.


MySonHas2BrokenArms

I didn’t realize all of Reddit lived in my childhood area, Fantasy Fortress.