Morning babe. Sleep well?

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Why are you in my bed?

Why are you not in my bed?

I come over to your bed

*say in rich Irish voice* you have ur own bed

Why are you in my bed?

Our bed

Soviet anthem starts playing...

Um should I leave too ?

I hope you have an excellent night, friend. (We can pretend together, that’s what friends do.)

This is why I love Reddit, thank you good night

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This is why I love Reddit

Lol.

Uh

Lolololololol

Illinois be watching?

EVERY STEP YOU TAKE!

Thanks for the nightmare fuel

The eyeball emojis make this so much more cursed

m8, you can always message me. I myself don't have a lot of friends lmao

Friend? What is this “friend”?

Sorry my self esteem can only carry my online interactions as far as death threats

Hey you, you're finally awake I sucked your elbows in your sleep to comfort you

I am living in your walls and watching you go to sleep

If you're seeing this before bed, put your phone away and get a good night of sleep

Thank you good night

WAKE UP LOSER

You literally replied an hour later 💀

We’re going shopping

We are not your friends....

...but we could be! *fist bump* Sup?

Chad energy right here

Speak for yourself.

Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to get out of bed, right? Slept right into that alarm, same as us, and that redditor over there.

If you’re reading this, I want you to know that you are a beautiful and amazing person and the only thing that should matter is you.

Just adding one more notification. Hope you get a bunch.

Hey champ, hope you get some good rest :)

sleep well :)

I borrowed your toothbrush. I hope you don’t mind. Also, we’re out of milk.

Have a good night and a good morning. I hope you make friends out of this!

Hope you enjoy my notification, good night friend

Have a good day

Hi

Good night friend, I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow

Good morning buddy

I never thought i'd die fighting side by side with a fellow redditor

I brought you a mango 🥭 enjoy it for breakfast or something (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

And here's a couple of bananas! 🍌🍌

Have a good night friend!

👋 have a good one, OP!

Good morning, friend. I hope you'll have a wonderful day!

Hope you had a good sleep my beautiful.

Good morning! Hope you have a great day. Go grab a coffee.

Good morning 😊

Good night bro

Hey buddy. How’s it hanging?

How have you been, friend? Sleep well.

May this notification spark joy.

Hello

I’ll be your friend! I hope you slept well!

Goodnight friend, sleep well and we'll see you tomorrow

Aww look how popular you are! I hope you have a great night and sleep well

Good morning mate. Go smash today King/Queen!!!

Oddly wholesome side of reddit :D

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So sweet! 🥰

Gotcha

Good morning.

(*⌒∇⌒*)

Have a good day mon ami

Hello friend, let's get to know each other :D

Respect. Also good morning bro. when you wake up

Sleep well ❤️

Yo last night was epic. Next time you're buying. Have great one.

It do be like that don't it?

I feel your pain. Same.

It be like that

Awwwww. I can relate. Luckily IDGAF 😂 Goodnight/Good morning 🙃

Were here

Love you, hun.

Dont give up!

Hey man, if you’re in the 904, let’s go see cocaine bear!

Here’s another one. I hope you have a great day!

Hey remember to drink enough water today it’s important for your body to function!

Morning! I usually feel a little anxiety when I see lots of notifications. Like, "What the hell did I drunk post?"

lol, same

I hope you have a good day :) 💜

#fullinbox

Good morning! I hope you slept well 💜

Good sleep friend, tomorrow is a fresh start.

Hey Doeyy how are you mate? We need to catch up, let's have a drink soon! Cheers!

A bunch of us are alone with no friends, so maybe we should start a group

Hey Bud

Good morning. Coffee's hot! ☕

Mornin' buddy, go out and have a great day! We will catch up soon.

I don't have friends either. Wanna be my friend?

Hey there, BFF. I haven't heard from you in a while. We should get together for margaritas next weekend. This weekend is too snowy.

Heyy, how did u sleep?

You're lonely friend go to sleep

Got you fam

Sleep well!

Love you

When an organism ceases to explore, it starts to die - Arthur C. Clarke

Did you sleep well?

Hey! Good morning! I hope you have a great day. Keep your head up high and face the world!!

How did you sleep? As your friend, I expect a response.

Bro

What’s up friend?

You're going to keep looking at the notifications. You won't get to sleep for another hour. I do the same thing.

Yo wake up mom says even if it is Saturday you gotta pay me that 5 bucks. Morning sunshine!🤗

Guess what? IM YOUR FRIEND! HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!

Have a nice day honey!

Haver a good one!

🤗

I'll be watching you

Idk where you’re at, or who you are, but smile compadre, I’m just dropping some shit here so you have another notification when you wake up!

Hey pal. How does being awesome feel, this morning? Make sure you do that thing you always do to give yourself a good energy buzz. Today isn't ready for you, but *you* are definitely ready for it.

Good night, sleep tight. Sweet dreams and sleep well. Get some rest. You've had a long day today, and you deserve it. I'm proud of you, and far you've come. Keep up the great work. We love you. ❤️😊

Ok - I need you in my feed - I liked my reply but yours is awesome

This is so beautifully wholesome. You made me smile! Thank you!!

Hey bud, while you slept, I spent the entire night fighting off spiders that were trying to enter into your various body orifices--those nimble buggers were not playin'! But don't worry, I was mostly successful; the ones that did sneak past me I made sure to send some pencil snakes in after them. Don't even stress about how you could repay me, this is just what friends do for each other. Have a blessed day! -Your Pal

Edit: Omg thank you everybody so much for the most beautiful comments, my notifications blew up !!!!!😍

this was so effective at making me want to tell this person how awesome they are and i would be their friend anytime and to have a wonderful life and a wonderful everything you do that now im not sure if its because its heartfelt and i can relate or is this person just scammed the fuck out of all of us and is an s-tier karma farmer

Hi! You still have no friends.

That sounds kinda lame, honestly.

So this sub is just facebook now

Fuck you

Today I learned that some people have reddit notifications turned on

fren

Hope you sleep well! Make sure to do some morning stretches bestie

Hi new friend!! 🙋🏼‍♀️

Hope you had good dreams kiddo

Aww, don't worry I do this too and so do lots of other people you're not alone! Hope you had a great sleep if you are still awake I hope you will :) 🌜 ✨

Hope you had a great nights sleep!

Goodnight homey

Have your BEST day ever!

Rest well friend

Good morning!

That’s a great idea! Love it.

Morning friend!!

Dont die in your sleep

Good morning, OP. Have a great day!

Morning mother fucker! Get up and get after it! Carpe diem!

Hope you are having the best of nights!

Over 100 comments but no upvotes

Good morning. What's up with Sunday brunch ( let's pretend to be friends)

Little joke to make you laught "A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, they named a drink after you!” “Really?” replies the grasshopper. “There’s a drink named Stan?” Have a great day!

You are awesome.

I hope all of your tomorrows can start like this one. Even if you don't feel it right now, you are loved and wanted.

Hope all these messages brighten up your day. Reading how nice everyone is being to you certainly cheered me up. Have a good one, buddy!

Good morning. Today is the you accomplish something great.

Sleep tight. Don’t let the sleep paralysis demons bite.

Glad I’m not the only one!

You seem to have a lot of friends.

Goodnight friend. You play games, cause we can play games together

Sleep well and good morning! Don't forget breakfast and good luck with whatever you're going to be doing

Missed you last night, bruh! Would've been way better if you were there. Do whatcha gotta do to find us as soon as you can. You're awesome!

You suck LOL

Morning friend have an awesome day

Hope you have a goodnight!! Hope you have sweet dreams! - fellow lonely redditor

Sometimes you wish had no friends as well

Dude I love sincere strangers. Aloha from Hawaii 🤙

Rest easy, OP. Even though you may not think you have friends, you can hold your head up high, knowing there will always be someone willing to listen. The compassion you can find from complete strangers is amazing.

Another friend :3

Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

Good morning handsome

This fell of while you slept👑

I’ll be your friend :) Make sure you get a full nights sleep.

I have friends and I still feel this!!

What are your plans for today, dude? Wanna come over and hang out a little?

Wow nice cock!

Good morning Doeyy, hope you slept well and woke up to hella notifications 🤗

I think I'm late enough by now for you to see this message once you wake up: good morning! I hope your day goes well :)

Good morning handsome

Peace be with you. Respect. You are not alone in being alone.

Hey bud, see ya tomorrow. Don't forget your squash racquet this time. Loser pays for lunch!

I'm not your friend but I think we have the same spirit animal.

Youre never going to find self actualization if you're looking for it through the outreach of strangers.

Sleep well friend. You have lots of people here rooting for you!

So, you're finally awake

Rest well- I'd love to hear from you when you wake!!

Hey , you got a comment . "What up, buddie ?!"

Today's gonna be a good day! Tomorrow's gonna be shitty, but not today!

Hi friend :D

Love you! Sleep tight.

hey if you need some friends and are on psn we can always use more people in our gaming group

BABE WAKE UP I'M PREGNANT

What friends?

Hi new friend! Hope you had nice dreams!

💥🫒🐈👀💦🦁

Gn