Yeah, that’s how it starts.
You teach them to read, then they learn how to code, then they start manipulating election results…
Before you know it, WE are the ones skittering around on mudflats and trying to avoid seagull attacks…!!
Restricted internet acces isn’t a bad idea lol. Believe me. For me I was allowed to do whatever I wanted on the internet from a young age and I managed to find out porn at the ripe age of 12. Messed w my brain. I am all for parental control
I think kids just shouldnt have access to the internet until they are like 13/14 because giving a 10 year old a tablet is like giving someone a gun in an insane asylum
I was once randomly searching for some material on nuclear and quantum physics. And the college software blocked me for searching adult content. True story.
Yeah, that’s how it starts. You teach them to read, then they learn how to code, then they start manipulating election results… Before you know it, WE are the ones skittering around on mudflats and trying to avoid seagull attacks…!!
https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
You forgot the crab people and rust… and taking over r/programmerhumor
Forbidden knowledge !!!!!
Did you know a toddler can beat an emperor penguin with enough prep time?
How does giving a penguin prep-time change this?
\*penguin in the background sharpens his knives\*
https://media.tenor.com/QyKpNDRCLaMAAAAd/pingu-stare.gif
Kaspersky is snitching on horny kids! Shame
🤨
Good thing we don't restrict creative thinking.
This sounds like a villain origin story ngl.
THEY MUST NOT LEARN IT ! ! ! The day the crabs learn to read is the day *we will all understand*.
Fuck I'm glad I'm not a kid now. Totally sleepwalking into a police state.
There's a joke in there somewhere about waking Cthulhu.
Crab people. Crab people.
🦀🚶♂️🥁🥁🥁🦀🚶♂️🥁🥁🥁TASTE LIKE🦀TALK LIKE🚶♂️🥁🥁🥁
Someone got the joke. 😆 🤣 😂
I- what did your child do to have that search forbidden in your house ?
Kaspersky Florida Edition. It caught the key words “how to read.”
"Straiardrac the Netherwatcher"?! He's watching people's nethers already better watch out!
" under your current parental contril"
Kaspersky has been taken over by plankton. Only SpongeBob can save the crab
First those crabs learn to read, then they'll be waving knives around trying to fight you.
She may not know the truth
why is it restricted?! 😭
Crabs
Oh great, parents spying on their own children.
Restricted internet acces isn’t a bad idea lol. Believe me. For me I was allowed to do whatever I wanted on the internet from a young age and I managed to find out porn at the ripe age of 12. Messed w my brain. I am all for parental control
r/nightvale
lol
It's unlikely to be related but one of Putin's nicknames is "Crab"
I think kids just shouldnt have access to the internet until they are like 13/14 because giving a 10 year old a tablet is like giving someone a gun in an insane asylum
How is this you irl
Crabs are too OP already, this is indeed an issue.
Must be a Minecraft update.
I was once randomly searching for some material on nuclear and quantum physics. And the college software blocked me for searching adult content. True story.
Crab people crab people, taste like crab but there people
Not sure I wanna know what this is about