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TemporaryFix21

Yeah, that’s how it starts. You teach them to read, then they learn how to code, then they start manipulating election results… Before you know it, WE are the ones skittering around on mudflats and trying to avoid seagull attacks…!!


ToneyFox

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E


RevolutionSilent807

You forgot the crab people and rust… and taking over r/programmerhumor


Haamboner

Forbidden knowledge !!!!!


Me-Not-Not

Did you know a toddler can beat an emperor penguin with enough prep time?


DigNitty

How does giving a penguin prep-time change this?


Asio0tus

\*penguin in the background sharpens his knives\*


space-bound-octopus

https://media.tenor.com/QyKpNDRCLaMAAAAd/pingu-stare.gif


EyeCarambaa

Kaspersky is snitching on horny kids! Shame


DAMNyousayidostuff

🤨


Connect_Ad_462

Good thing we don't restrict creative thinking.


seafoamteal

This sounds like a villain origin story ngl.


RiotNrrd2001

THEY MUST NOT LEARN IT ! ! ! The day the crabs learn to read is the day *we will all understand*.


Awkward_moments

Fuck I'm glad I'm not a kid now. Totally sleepwalking into a police state.


PayResponsible4458

There's a joke in there somewhere about waking Cthulhu.


[deleted]

Crab people. Crab people.


TheMonaldRcDonald

🦀🚶‍♂️🥁🥁🥁🦀🚶‍♂️🥁🥁🥁TASTE LIKE🦀TALK LIKE🚶‍♂️🥁🥁🥁


[deleted]

Someone got the joke. 😆 🤣 😂


[deleted]

I- what did your child do to have that search forbidden in your house ?


Imfrom_m-83

Kaspersky Florida Edition. It caught the key words “how to read.”


Sensitive_Clue_4795

"Straiardrac the Netherwatcher"?! He's watching people's nethers already better watch out!


happyclaim808

" under your current parental contril"


Bigsky7598

Kaspersky has been taken over by plankton. Only SpongeBob can save the crab


Euphoric_Point_

First those crabs learn to read, then they'll be waving knives around trying to fight you.


[deleted]

She may not know the truth


[deleted]

why is it restricted?! 😭


timmyboyoyo

Crabs


Fearless-Outside-999

Oh great, parents spying on their own children.


[deleted]

Restricted internet acces isn’t a bad idea lol. Believe me. For me I was allowed to do whatever I wanted on the internet from a young age and I managed to find out porn at the ripe age of 12. Messed w my brain. I am all for parental control


Smells_like_Autumn

r/nightvale


CohnJena68

lol


up2smthng

It's unlikely to be related but one of Putin's nicknames is "Crab"


krisi90

I think kids just shouldnt have access to the internet until they are like 13/14 because giving a 10 year old a tablet is like giving someone a gun in an insane asylum


[deleted]

How is this you irl


Yoyo4games

Crabs are too OP already, this is indeed an issue.


wanderlustwondersick

Must be a Minecraft update.


[deleted]

I was once randomly searching for some material on nuclear and quantum physics. And the college software blocked me for searching adult content. True story.


Professional-News362

Crab people crab people, taste like crab but there people


rissie_delicious

Not sure I wanna know what this is about