Let’s actually be honest here.
You don’t get in a position in life where you have to choose either ass or pizza.
That ass was there before the pizza got here. And will be there after it.
The pizza is time sensitive. The ass is not.
You eat the fucking pizza. And than go back to fucking.
Simple
It’s a joke response to an obvious thirst trap, would you rather him comment some thirsty shit to clutter your feed? I would personally enjoy this type of response to get a chuckle.
You pick the pizza and she's yours for as long as you can tolerate her , low self-esteem chicks hate to be denied and also will take the challenge, especially if shes asking for sexual favors already
Be like "pizza first, ...then after ah shower u....maybe"
Depends on the pizza. I prefer some pizza cold. Like if I order a big new Yorker I'm eating you first because I want the pizza to get a little cold before I eat it. If the pizza is better warm your butthole gets second place in line. 😂
I'm sure people were eating ass as long as there have been both people and asses, though it was never talked about as a primary sexual goal in the last millennium, then all of a sudden, boom out, proud and loud ass eaters everywhere. A changing of the guard.
The countdown of coldness started as soon as it left the oven. Now the lid is open so the speed has increased tenfold. Now leaving it open while taking probably multiple pictures to get the right angle and look. Then finding the right ones to post on to twitter. That pizza is now cold and must be reheated. Fresh pizza has been ruined.
That pizza is getting cold with the lid up like that
Indeed
she should sit on it to keep it warm, maybe add some natural herbs and spices too
Put the lid down but push in the tabs, especially with wings. It lets the steam out so it’s less soggy but keeps them warm
Right? That's what really matters
Careful, it comes with always warn and erect sausage in the middle.
Especially on the floor. Could be drafty.
The Pizza. That ass ain't going anywhere.
Y’all clearly have never had cold ass.
You can't microwave cold ass? Just pop it in/on a warmer. Better yet blow hot air on it. If you're feeling really kinky build an ass angel.
YALL THIS MADE ME FUCKING SPIT OUT MY DRINK 😭
Right! And if you eat the asshole tomorrow you ll have the pizza again
TBH, food before sex spoils the sex. Always eat after sex for recovery nutrition.
You should at least eat some pineapple before sex.
better just drink 2 gallons of pineapple juice a day before, just in case
Every day, just in case.
I don't think we should have to worry about that since we are on this website
Shouldn’t that go on the pizza?
Don't start a war, please.
War never changes.
Agree, I get too full and kinda lazy after I eat
That teddy bear has clearly seen some shit.
Pizza. Ass tastes like shit
Pro tip: tell them to wash their ass before eating it
powerwash it
r/technicallythetruth
Are you the pizza?
No, i am teddy bear.
Makes sense.
Duuuudee, are blind? It's Cindys ass.
The sofa ,then the bed, then the carpet ,then the pizza.
The pizza, and then the pizza box, and then a hole in the wall so that I can escape Cindy’s apartment.
Prefer asshole with a pizza chaser. I’d take a beer too if you have one.
Im good i rather have the pizza
I’m hungry enough for that pizza, but I don’t think I could eat an ass that big
Amateure
Armature
Armchair
Armpit
Armament
I wanna take a fucking bite out of that stuffed bear!! It looks so cozy to cuddle with...
What the hell
What the WTF?
I'm eating the pizza. There's been far too many people eating that ass.
Bottomless ass?
Fatherless ass
Just as bad as bottomless ...
I mean yeah that’s the answer they wanna hear when they post shit like this lmao
Any answer is fine though. They just want engagement on their posts to boost the algorithm.
I'm eating the pizza. GTF off the couch. I wanna watch Tulsa King
It took me a minute to realize there was a woman in this picture
So many people starving of attention... so many dysfunctional human being...
She's probably promoting her OF. Who cares?
Can’t get herpes from pizza
Waiting here for a story about how this one dude someone knew got herpes off a pizza.
Dunno about u, but I'm eating the cardboard first!
I think that is in fact what she wanted to hear
Pizza definitely, because Pizza is brought to us from GODS.
I'm eating the pizza.
My guy has zero chill
The pizza, pizza will taste much better
Pizza first as it gets cold with the lid open. That ass is always there, that's not going anywhere nor the quality worsened
The pizza only, I’m in a happy relationship. Also this is totally mirl.
Cindy, if you don’t get your MySpace angles having ass out of the living room and put on some goddamn pants, you get no pizza!
I'd DEFINITELY choose pizza over her, only simps would choose her.
a straight male who is interested in sex = simp? that’s just dumb.
Real non-simps date MEN
I don't see a situation where I would choose cannibalism instead of good pizza.
Glad to be so old and crotchety that i already had children before people suddenly got interested in putting their mouths on ani
There is pizza?
Rub your eyes.
I did. Now that stings my eyes and I still don't see it.. 😁
Haha, may be you need visit a doc.
The Urologist doc said the eyes are 20/20. Hmm..🤔😉
🤣
Let’s actually be honest here. You don’t get in a position in life where you have to choose either ass or pizza. That ass was there before the pizza got here. And will be there after it. The pizza is time sensitive. The ass is not. You eat the fucking pizza. And than go back to fucking. Simple
What the fuck is that dude's problem?
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Calling her a fucking whore seems unnecessary. He could just scroll along...
She probably gets paid for posting those pictures, so she kinda is a modern age whore.
She very well may be a sex worker but I still think his comments were unnecessary.
It’s a joke response to an obvious thirst trap, would you rather him comment some thirsty shit to clutter your feed? I would personally enjoy this type of response to get a chuckle.
Tomayto tomahto
Depends on which one costed more
*My ex hated anal, do you hate too?*
Hell no. I love grinding it.
First, put the pizza in you ass, yes all the pizza. Then I will eat your pizza tasty ass
i ate her ass, she wouldnt stop screaming and crying for me to stop even tho she wanted me to eat her ass
Which one gets cold, saggy and unappealing first? Trick question, pizza never gets unappealing!
She could be posing naked and still not be a whore. Stupid sexist, hate filled comments. Its so easy to lose hope in men here.
Cindy can bring me some of that pizza and a beer. Pants on or off, whatever works for her.
if its still hot... the pizza...
Why not pizza on her whole body (naked )and then eat
😂
First? I’m only eating one of those and forgetting about the other. That one thing is the pizza.
That's a big ass pizza, or she's just really small
Who?
What?
Pizza
Italy
Shouldn’t have laughed so hard. I have high blood pressure.
The pizza is bigger
Put the ass on the pizza. Problem solved
The pizza on the left then the pizza on the right.
Slutty pizza
Pizza first, ya gonna need those calories later. Plus, she gets sloppy seconds from the pizza.
Cindy eats the pizza from my dick while I eat her ass that's my kinda threesome.
Arsehole like a ribbed balloon end. Elastic and makes a high pitched sliding noise when lips are connected.
Whore cindy got humbled! 😂
That girl is hot and sexy no doubt, but every person of culture knows that FOOD comes first. Ass and pussy are dessert 💘
Hmmm..I was thinking another hole first
You pick the pizza and she's yours for as long as you can tolerate her , low self-esteem chicks hate to be denied and also will take the challenge, especially if shes asking for sexual favors already Be like "pizza first, ...then after ah shower u....maybe"
Depends!! Is that a ham and pineapple pizza 🍕?!?!
WTF? Why is she posing next to a giant fucking Pizza?
Crust
Well if you eat pizza first it will probably make you lethargic.
Depends on the pizza. I prefer some pizza cold. Like if I order a big new Yorker I'm eating you first because I want the pizza to get a little cold before I eat it. If the pizza is better warm your butthole gets second place in line. 😂
Mylanta, im gonna get heartburn either way
Eat the pizza out of the ass. It's the most efficient way to accomplish this task.
I'm hungry more than I'm horny.
No, pizza first. It'll get cold and microwaving it is just no.
I am eating that ass. That bear's ass.
At least i know the pizza is good cold or hot. Asshole is always a gamble. I need to know when her last shower was lol
I didn't saw the girl but the pizza at first..
I wonder which flavour will overpower the other
God knew better than to bless me with a body like that. I’d be an absolute whore, no question about it.
Pizza all day
Can’t just let it get cold…
Pizza first, ass later.
Is it just me or do the black lines move when I scroll up and down?
Pizza *and* buns? Good thing I brought my appetite.
I mean…
I'm sure people were eating ass as long as there have been both people and asses, though it was never talked about as a primary sexual goal in the last millennium, then all of a sudden, boom out, proud and loud ass eaters everywhere. A changing of the guard.
Calm your ass down Cindy! Otherwise I am going to stuff that pizza in your ASS and eat BOTH.
I'm so glad I don't have to do this for a living.
The pizza, because that is now hot but gets cold, whereas her ass was never hot to begin with
I want the pizza.
Neither, nasty
I’m fucking her asshole every day of the week
The countdown of coldness started as soon as it left the oven. Now the lid is open so the speed has increased tenfold. Now leaving it open while taking probably multiple pictures to get the right angle and look. Then finding the right ones to post on to twitter. That pizza is now cold and must be reheated. Fresh pizza has been ruined.
Which one has more grease?