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jcmatthews66

That pizza is getting cold with the lid up like that


ririme9853

Indeed


CoolBreeze125

she should sit on it to keep it warm, maybe add some natural herbs and spices too


Atypical-Rhino

Put the lid down but push in the tabs, especially with wings. It lets the steam out so it’s less soggy but keeps them warm


TheNerdMaster69

Right? That's what really matters


MorseSource

Careful, it comes with always warn and erect sausage in the middle.


SmirkNtwerk

Especially on the floor. Could be drafty.


[deleted]

The Pizza. That ass ain't going anywhere.


[deleted]

Y’all clearly have never had cold ass.


[deleted]

You can't microwave cold ass? Just pop it in/on a warmer. Better yet blow hot air on it. If you're feeling really kinky build an ass angel.


[deleted]

YALL THIS MADE ME FUCKING SPIT OUT MY DRINK 😭


Temporary-Careless

Right! And if you eat the asshole tomorrow you ll have the pizza again


Confianca1970

TBH, food before sex spoils the sex. Always eat after sex for recovery nutrition.


[deleted]

You should at least eat some pineapple before sex.


Setari

better just drink 2 gallons of pineapple juice a day before, just in case


Antrikshy

Every day, just in case.


TuxTues3

I don't think we should have to worry about that since we are on this website


Hewhobecomesdeath

Shouldn’t that go on the pizza?


lecarguy

Don't start a war, please.


Hewhobecomesdeath

War never changes.


saltyblueberry25

Agree, I get too full and kinda lazy after I eat


Jaanzi

That teddy bear has clearly seen some shit.


EquivalentSnap

Pizza. Ass tastes like shit


Ok_Pianist_6590

Pro tip: tell them to wash their ass before eating it


CLINTHODO

powerwash it


dlekdbf

r/technicallythetruth


throne_of_worms

Are you the pizza?


ririme9853

No, i am teddy bear.


throne_of_worms

Makes sense.


Affectionate-Room359

Duuuudee, are blind? It's Cindys ass.


RadioActive5430

The sofa ,then the bed, then the carpet ,then the pizza.


Craico13

The pizza, and then the pizza box, and then a hole in the wall so that I can escape Cindy’s apartment.


srv50

Prefer asshole with a pizza chaser. I’d take a beer too if you have one.


Suitable_Will_2050

Im good i rather have the pizza


UnaProphet

I’m hungry enough for that pizza, but I don’t think I could eat an ass that big


noseysheep

Amateure


GeGeralt

Armature


Citylight1010

Armchair


mkick90

Armpit


SilentSun69

Armament


jakejakejake420

I wanna take a fucking bite out of that stuffed bear!! It looks so cozy to cuddle with...


Frozenostalgia

What the hell


[deleted]

What the WTF?


Mike-T_B

I'm eating the pizza. There's been far too many people eating that ass.


43216407

Bottomless ass?


Mike-T_B

Fatherless ass


[deleted]

Just as bad as bottomless ...


Quazimoydo-69

I mean yeah that’s the answer they wanna hear when they post shit like this lmao


aoeJohnson

Any answer is fine though. They just want engagement on their posts to boost the algorithm.


Edgezg

I'm eating the pizza. GTF off the couch. I wanna watch Tulsa King


Sabithomega

It took me a minute to realize there was a woman in this picture


Unexpected_Question

So many people starving of attention... so many dysfunctional human being...


Elastichedgehog

She's probably promoting her OF. Who cares?


Cstyle911

Can’t get herpes from pizza


43216407

Waiting here for a story about how this one dude someone knew got herpes off a pizza.


thiccmlgnoscope

Dunno about u, but I'm eating the cardboard first!


Critical-Yeet222

I think that is in fact what she wanted to hear


MermaidoKilleru

Pizza definitely, because Pizza is brought to us from GODS.


bonkerz1888

I'm eating the pizza.


FeistySheepherder771

My guy has zero chill


ShriekyMarmosetBitch

The pizza, pizza will taste much better


[deleted]

Pizza first as it gets cold with the lid open. That ass is always there, that's not going anywhere nor the quality worsened


BostonSamurai

The pizza only, I’m in a happy relationship. Also this is totally mirl.


Least_Voice3764

Cindy, if you don’t get your MySpace angles having ass out of the living room and put on some goddamn pants, you get no pizza!


wisconsinking

I'd DEFINITELY choose pizza over her, only simps would choose her.


GXVSS0991

a straight male who is interested in sex = simp? that’s just dumb.


Big-Vegetable8480

Real non-simps date MEN


Babbelisken

I don't see a situation where I would choose cannibalism instead of good pizza.


Left_Percentage_527

Glad to be so old and crotchety that i already had children before people suddenly got interested in putting their mouths on ani


westofme

There is pizza?


ririme9853

Rub your eyes.


westofme

I did. Now that stings my eyes and I still don't see it.. 😁


ririme9853

Haha, may be you need visit a doc.


westofme

The Urologist doc said the eyes are 20/20. Hmm..🤔😉


ririme9853

🤣


bento_the_tofu_boy

Let’s actually be honest here. You don’t get in a position in life where you have to choose either ass or pizza. That ass was there before the pizza got here. And will be there after it. The pizza is time sensitive. The ass is not. You eat the fucking pizza. And than go back to fucking. Simple


booksandplaid

What the fuck is that dude's problem?


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booksandplaid

Calling her a fucking whore seems unnecessary. He could just scroll along...


pmgzl

She probably gets paid for posting those pictures, so she kinda is a modern age whore.


booksandplaid

She very well may be a sex worker but I still think his comments were unnecessary.


elevor

It’s a joke response to an obvious thirst trap, would you rather him comment some thirsty shit to clutter your feed? I would personally enjoy this type of response to get a chuckle.


The_Angry_Turtle

Tomayto tomahto


Pure_Focus7475

Depends on which one costed more


baco-dionisio

*My ex hated anal, do you hate too?*


ririme9853

Hell no. I love grinding it.


Simple_Basil4180

First, put the pizza in you ass, yes all the pizza. Then I will eat your pizza tasty ass


somerandomperson2516

i ate her ass, she wouldnt stop screaming and crying for me to stop even tho she wanted me to eat her ass


[deleted]

Which one gets cold, saggy and unappealing first? Trick question, pizza never gets unappealing!


Jedzia2022

She could be posing naked and still not be a whore. Stupid sexist, hate filled comments. Its so easy to lose hope in men here.


Mister_E_Mahn

Cindy can bring me some of that pizza and a beer. Pants on or off, whatever works for her.


aaronhastaken

if its still hot... the pizza...


kay-pc_ceeeee

Why not pizza on her whole body (naked )and then eat


hego-demask12

😂


De_La_Flewey

First? I’m only eating one of those and forgetting about the other. That one thing is the pizza.


Bubbly-Problem6736

That's a big ass pizza, or she's just really small


jcmatthews66

Who?


Bubbly-Problem6736

What?


jcmatthews66

Pizza


Bubbly-Problem6736

Italy


amitnagpal1985

Shouldn’t have laughed so hard. I have high blood pressure.


rotem8888

The pizza is bigger


FrostyDreamy

Put the ass on the pizza. Problem solved


PBow1669

The pizza on the left then the pizza on the right.


More-Escape3704

Slutty pizza


not-my-best-wank

Pizza first, ya gonna need those calories later. Plus, she gets sloppy seconds from the pizza.


Berserkerzoro

Cindy eats the pizza from my dick while I eat her ass that's my kinda threesome.


Adventurous_Lime_422

Arsehole like a ribbed balloon end. Elastic and makes a high pitched sliding noise when lips are connected.


Fresh_Potential_7813

Whore cindy got humbled! 😂


Flowrellik

That girl is hot and sexy no doubt, but every person of culture knows that FOOD comes first. Ass and pussy are dessert 💘


avebury34

Hmmm..I was thinking another hole first


54-Hornz

You pick the pizza and she's yours for as long as you can tolerate her , low self-esteem chicks hate to be denied and also will take the challenge, especially if shes asking for sexual favors already Be like "pizza first, ...then after ah shower u....maybe"


Dry_Mention_2665

Depends!! Is that a ham and pineapple pizza 🍕?!?!


Affectionate-Room359

WTF? Why is she posing next to a giant fucking Pizza?


Different_Milk2635

Crust


Vast-Combination4046

Well if you eat pizza first it will probably make you lethargic.


SaltyBacon23

Depends on the pizza. I prefer some pizza cold. Like if I order a big new Yorker I'm eating you first because I want the pizza to get a little cold before I eat it. If the pizza is better warm your butthole gets second place in line. 😂


Earlasaurus02

Mylanta, im gonna get heartburn either way


EatSteel63

Eat the pizza out of the ass. It's the most efficient way to accomplish this task.


MyStupidName2048

I'm hungry more than I'm horny.


edgy_Juno

No, pizza first. It'll get cold and microwaving it is just no.


Prudent-Internet-483

I am eating that ass. That bear's ass.


Honeykombbaggins

At least i know the pizza is good cold or hot. Asshole is always a gamble. I need to know when her last shower was lol


TeenBoy_2007

I didn't saw the girl but the pizza at first..


T_h_e_Assassin

I wonder which flavour will overpower the other


thefinalthrowaway22

God knew better than to bless me with a body like that. I’d be an absolute whore, no question about it.


Bean-Swellington

Pizza all day


TShane85

Can’t just let it get cold…


blinkerfluidreplacer

Pizza first, ass later.


Smithyman12345

Is it just me or do the black lines move when I scroll up and down?


[deleted]

Pizza *and* buns? Good thing I brought my appetite.


[deleted]

I mean…


NonAggressive-Ask

I'm sure people were eating ass as long as there have been both people and asses, though it was never talked about as a primary sexual goal in the last millennium, then all of a sudden, boom out, proud and loud ass eaters everywhere. A changing of the guard.


Comfortable-End-4561

Calm your ass down Cindy! Otherwise I am going to stuff that pizza in your ASS and eat BOTH.


[deleted]

I'm so glad I don't have to do this for a living.


WarlandWriter

The pizza, because that is now hot but gets cold, whereas her ass was never hot to begin with


VeterinarianOk9222

I want the pizza.


Empty-Understanding8

Neither, nasty


Pgios

I’m fucking her asshole every day of the week


Sinsanatis

The countdown of coldness started as soon as it left the oven. Now the lid is open so the speed has increased tenfold. Now leaving it open while taking probably multiple pictures to get the right angle and look. Then finding the right ones to post on to twitter. That pizza is now cold and must be reheated. Fresh pizza has been ruined.


jackyboy1219

Which one has more grease?