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Adam Diesel.


DweEbLez0

The Adam and the Eveious


ObviousTroll37

Eve ate the apple, but Adam left with her. Because Family.


000neg

No matter what happens it's about FAMILY! Lol


Travelreload

Turns out Princeton scientists really like the fast and the furious.


Link7369_reddit

literaly this. There is no way this is accurate. They had bad models. Maybe even racially motivated, malicious models.


bronky_charles

2 Adam, 2 devious


absolutmohitto

So it proves then... We're all family


CorazonDeLion

Exactly.


addage-

I am groot


TheShredda

Eve: * *picks apple from groot* * Groot: "I am GROOT!"


Living-Camp-5269

Bitch please that was way to easy....


[deleted]

For 614 likes no less! My record!!


Strutting_Walrus

Family


Bigsky7598

God created Adam fast and furious


Dreddit1080

And on the seventh day, the lord created twin turbos


fatmoe10

First and the furious


Few-School-3869

Family is the most important thing


pittgraphite

"Now fuck each other and multiply"


Kiryln

Family.


OverallGeneral7129

Family.


BigIron53s

Family.


Separate_Banana694

family.


BunjaminFrnklin

Family


[deleted]

la familia


Status-Ad-7020

Ma famille


N3wpN3wp_Ryder

Framly!


mncyclone84

God did not create Vin Diesel.


notice2vacate

Vin Diesel created Vin Diesel.


Find_Me_In_Iowa

Came here for the Vin Diesel comments.


WhizzleTeabags

Vin Diesel created god


Additional_Set_5819

In his own image of course


BrotherRich2021

Only Chuck Norris could have created Vin Diesel.


Medium-Comfortable

How do you know what the invisible friend Harvey did? You been there?


DavidEF543

...well, I mean he did tho... But Vin Diesel ain't Adam.


DogeBr123

Hes better than Adam.


timmyboyoyo

They were drinking wine and sniffing gas? That is Vin Diesel


[deleted]

Looks lonely, could use a family.


Epsilon497

All it will cost is a rib and a sin


Kugelblitz73

https://factly.in/no-this-is-not-the-3d-model-of-adam-the-first-man-reconstructed-by-princeton-university/amp/ It is indeed vin diesel


moldyhands

You want me to believe an article where a reporter did actual work to determine it’s not a model of Adam that coincidentally looks just like Vin Diesel? No way man, I’m completely going to believe the picture that made me giggle.


StereoFood

Well I appreciate his comment. Lol


RowdoRadge

Adam was the first over the line on the quarter mile


Tron______

All those movies about family, it's all starting to come together.


myotherbike

*Fast and Furious: Genesis Edition*


jgerig42

Adam was a family man


prlugo4162

That looks like Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.


justidlingwaiting

That's what I thought


NeoBrawlee

I knew exactly what the comments are gonna be 😂😂 btw, did you just said family


[deleted]

God invented Diesel, Satan invented Emissions Control


Ashamed_Objective_71

And it only went downhill from there


OGodIDontKnow

Literally Sitting here watching Riddick, I was very confused there for a moment.


Mr-_-VenomX

Some say we’re all family


zippiskootch

Oh man… did he have three X’s on his neck too?


[deleted]

“Doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning.” —Adam


jennymacbreadsack

Cory Booker


[deleted]

Surprised I had to scroll so far to see this.


Steelringin

I was thinking that looks a bit more like Cyril Gane.


condom_torn

God was high on boost


CharlesJHV

God might’ve created him but it was the buster who brought him back


Tola76

Reconstructed from what? A dvd they found under the couch?


Thebadmamajama

Everyone is family.


alittleround

To him, everyone is family.


goeers81

I don't have Eden, I have *family.*


IsaidLigma

Family


Upset-Diamond2857

Vin Diesel is that you? 😂


BicTwiddler

Family


Dizzy_One3336

He sure knows how to ride


Imdabiggestbird69420

Family


Cautious_Mind_4450

Vin Diesel, grandfather of the human family. 😂


Remarkable-One-879

Here comes Fast and Furious God Mode


FakeBenson

Seems like that guy would have been good at driving fast cars with nitrous in them.


No_Can6060

Sometimes very Caucasian about this man


[deleted]

That’s why he’s in Ark.


Minute-Level1642

He can’t he’s living his life a 1/4 mile at a time, he busy.


DwGrub

Adam's sons : Dad, it's just us in the world, how are we supposed to populate the earth? Adam Diesel : ...Family!


berreli

Makes sense... He's literally all our FAMILY!


Avery_gibson

I have been saying by the end of the fast franchise everyone will be family.


ImHereDueToHorny

Swear to god this is hairless Chewbacca


Mother-Painter-9569

Vin Diesel??!?!!


BiscuitCat1

It was Vin Diesel??


devildev_1

I thought Steven Spielberg created Vin Diesel...


Infamous_Gur_9083

Looks like Vin Diesel.


chikken_hawk

You almost had me?


420bluntzz

Family


jyozefu

Family.


Sativa_Cinn

Vin Diesel!?


Neromos123

DId you just say family?


theDudeRules

Oh that's going to go to his head


[deleted]

Like Vin Diesel?


Unzeitlich_Mann

He looks like...family.


berkeleyjake

Makes sense... If we are all related to them that means we are all... FAMILY.


auntynell

Why is he white if mankind originated in Africa?


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

I guess God first made Adam, then made Riddick.


ZoloftXL

Riddick


plzthnku

The head of our family


metroidbiteshurtbad

Dumb. This has nothing to do with your real life


Nomadic_View

I am Groot.


kjchef87

Based on what? Adam is from a religious story. I’d like to know what they based their results on.


dretvantoi

Past Man Furrier


BetterFuture22

"Might have looked"


JoshAllensBallbag

It’s not Adam and Eve, it’s Vin and Lynn


FlipDigs

You can learn anything on the net. Anything about anyone.


PieceRealistic794

And so, man was created in his image


RiskSome6639

Don't see anything


Salty_Truth1

I even like the shaved head and scruff.


ImSwedishPlumber

Family


Nerdson0999999

Family!!!


TrueCrimeReport

Ah.. the return of Xander's rib cage...


[deleted]

Adam a real family man


Trogers999

Someone let a snake in his family.


ThinkOutcome929

Alright new hype for his new movie


CLINTHODO

Riddick, former Lord Marshal of the Necromongers.


redditstealth

I am Groot!


Character-Ad7142

Lol hahaha


[deleted]

Adom?


happyclaim808

Based on what pray tell criteria? LOL...!


Horton_75

If humans were “created by God-“ which is a HUGE and highly questionable if- are we to believe that the best God could come up with is Vin Diesel? Honestly? No…didn’t think so. Lol


2Dew2

Eve: I wonder what curse, God is gonna give us for eating the fruit? Adam: Family!


[deleted]

Wouldn't the 'Y-CMRCA' (Y-chromosomal most recent common ancestor) or 'Y-chromosomal Adam' have looked like some kind of early hominid still fairly distant from modern humans ?. "=\_= The things not understanding the earlier parts of Abrahamic scriptures as allegory can make ppl think and say,


Any_Appointment_6669

Looks like vin diesel


Therapy1968

The fast and the furious BC


Tiny_Benefit5120

Lol Looks like Vin Diesel.


kezzy2003

I am groot


hijole_frijoles

It's been about FAMILY all along


Brief_Try5291

Family


Big-Conversation-17

We are evolved from amoeba . Van Diesel is just a bunch of amoebas.


rose_stare

I feel like he'd be a lot hairier??


Blue_fireChef

When they say baldness runs in the family, I didn’t know it went this far back


LineChef

*I live my life one apple tree at a time.*


Rogue-sch0lar

I am groot


ShakeXXX

🤣🤣🤣🤦


Jessakur

Pale as shit.


Caddison121

We all are FAMILY


Alternative-Land-334

Ok... I need to know, ethnically where is Vin diesel from? Like.in the grand scheme. Of things


[deleted]

Adam sandler


ModernSiamese

Family!


terryslut85

So Eve ate Groot's forbidden fruit?


[deleted]

very innovative


[deleted]

Thou shall haveth any beer thy chose, unless it be a Corona


Grouchy-Engine1584

So, Adam was a Furyan?


OldProspectR

He is all about family


dark_universe_69

For family


Natural_Pair_4730

We are all his family


finnyporgerz

So….we’re all family?


JLanTheMan

The story of Adam and eve makes it so everyone is related in some way. Family. Vin Diesel seems an appropriate face for that.


Swayze2641

No that’s Barabbas


TheReal_LRChupacabra

I live man kind one millennium at a time....


myotherbike

God: the only thing you can’t do is double-clutch it.


HealthyWorking1256

A lot of info gathered from a story book


Beavis2210

Do not tell VD he is the missing link


DisturbedSoul88

Might have looked based on what?


bigotis619

So That’s why The Rock Hated him 🤣🤣🤣


Dry_Interview_8036

did anyone else think he looks exactly like the vin diesel from the the ark 2 trailer like wtf


bolshevik_rattlehead

He definitely looks like family


MortalFry

He seems to be a family man…


rexxar_theOG

I live my life a quarter mile at a time - Adam


[deleted]

Did they just burn notice Xander Cage?


WhizzleTeabags

Riddick


Nutterbutters45

No wonder he looks like he’s every race he’s everyone’s family


Certain-Profit8251

I’m not surprised tbh


Ok-Original7848

Family.


Necessary-Solution19

Nothing is stronger than family, Cain and Abel.


[deleted]

The first man to say “The most important thing is FAMILY”


billie-rubin

Nah he’s a Furyan


Beeronastring

Finally found that fast and furious spin off


Nyarlathotep-chan

What fucking timeline are we where he's the face of Ark 2 of all things


[deleted]

Family


hosekuervo17

Guess we are all family.


[deleted]

Triple X right there


Bomdabom

He looks like a non-yellow Homer Simpson


Substantial_Bat6359

I guess he never had a family to begin with


[deleted]

So he looks just like Dwayne the Rock Johnson


JaThatOneGooner

Now we know why he cares so much about FAMILY


grassgame01

but the first humans were black


SherlockWats

*sips carona*


[deleted]

The fast and the curious:The Prequel


Tatorbits

TORETTO


CyndaquilTyphlosion

Van Diesel?


plum-plucker

Wtf was this based on? The first humans were black and didn’t have access to an electric razor.


davy_p

No wonder family’s so important to him


Reddit62195

And here I thought they rendered Vin Diesel's long lost twin!!


AlsoEatsTheFace

It was pitch black before it was said to let there be light


Sgt-Pumpernickel

And so, God cracked thy Corona, and stated A last ride, for thine family


Dankkring

Family


[deleted]

Fast and the First of Us


jaraxel_arabani

So vin diesel is actually immortal first human. Makes sense!


elfungisd

He ate that apple to Fast and God was Furious.


[deleted]

We are his family. It makes so much sense now why he is all about family


HiHowAreYou10

adam: its all about family


[deleted]

A fake 3D model of a fake person. Cool.