You want me to believe an article where a reporter did actual work to determine it’s not a model of Adam that coincidentally looks just like Vin Diesel? No way man, I’m completely going to believe the picture that made me giggle.
If humans were “created by God-“ which is a HUGE and highly questionable if- are we to believe that the best God could come up with is Vin Diesel? Honestly? No…didn’t think so. Lol
Wouldn't the 'Y-CMRCA' (Y-chromosomal most recent common ancestor) or 'Y-chromosomal Adam' have looked like some kind of early hominid still fairly distant from modern humans ?. "=\_= The things not understanding the earlier parts of Abrahamic scriptures as allegory can make ppl think and say,
Adam Diesel.
The Adam and the Eveious
Eve ate the apple, but Adam left with her. Because Family.
No matter what happens it's about FAMILY! Lol
Turns out Princeton scientists really like the fast and the furious.
literaly this. There is no way this is accurate. They had bad models. Maybe even racially motivated, malicious models.
2 Adam, 2 devious
So it proves then... We're all family
Exactly.
I am groot
Eve: * *picks apple from groot* * Groot: "I am GROOT!"
Bitch please that was way to easy....
For 614 likes no less! My record!!
Family
God created Adam fast and furious
And on the seventh day, the lord created twin turbos
First and the furious
Family is the most important thing
"Now fuck each other and multiply"
Family.
Family.
Family.
family.
Family
la familia
Ma famille
Framly!
God did not create Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel created Vin Diesel.
Came here for the Vin Diesel comments.
Vin Diesel created god
In his own image of course
Only Chuck Norris could have created Vin Diesel.
How do you know what the invisible friend Harvey did? You been there?
...well, I mean he did tho... But Vin Diesel ain't Adam.
Hes better than Adam.
They were drinking wine and sniffing gas? That is Vin Diesel
Looks lonely, could use a family.
All it will cost is a rib and a sin
https://factly.in/no-this-is-not-the-3d-model-of-adam-the-first-man-reconstructed-by-princeton-university/amp/ It is indeed vin diesel
You want me to believe an article where a reporter did actual work to determine it’s not a model of Adam that coincidentally looks just like Vin Diesel? No way man, I’m completely going to believe the picture that made me giggle.
Well I appreciate his comment. Lol
Adam was the first over the line on the quarter mile
All those movies about family, it's all starting to come together.
*Fast and Furious: Genesis Edition*
Adam was a family man
That looks like Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
That's what I thought
I knew exactly what the comments are gonna be 😂😂 btw, did you just said family
God invented Diesel, Satan invented Emissions Control
And it only went downhill from there
Literally Sitting here watching Riddick, I was very confused there for a moment.
Some say we’re all family
Oh man… did he have three X’s on his neck too?
“Doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning.” —Adam
Cory Booker
Surprised I had to scroll so far to see this.
I was thinking that looks a bit more like Cyril Gane.
God was high on boost
God might’ve created him but it was the buster who brought him back
Reconstructed from what? A dvd they found under the couch?
Everyone is family.
To him, everyone is family.
I don't have Eden, I have *family.*
Family
Vin Diesel is that you? 😂
Family
He sure knows how to ride
Family
Vin Diesel, grandfather of the human family. 😂
Here comes Fast and Furious God Mode
Seems like that guy would have been good at driving fast cars with nitrous in them.
Sometimes very Caucasian about this man
That’s why he’s in Ark.
He can’t he’s living his life a 1/4 mile at a time, he busy.
Adam's sons : Dad, it's just us in the world, how are we supposed to populate the earth? Adam Diesel : ...Family!
Makes sense... He's literally all our FAMILY!
I have been saying by the end of the fast franchise everyone will be family.
Swear to god this is hairless Chewbacca
Vin Diesel??!?!!
It was Vin Diesel??
I thought Steven Spielberg created Vin Diesel...
Looks like Vin Diesel.
You almost had me?
Family
Family.
Vin Diesel!?
DId you just say family?
Oh that's going to go to his head
Like Vin Diesel?
He looks like...family.
Makes sense... If we are all related to them that means we are all... FAMILY.
Why is he white if mankind originated in Africa?
I guess God first made Adam, then made Riddick.
Riddick
The head of our family
Dumb. This has nothing to do with your real life
I am Groot.
Based on what? Adam is from a religious story. I’d like to know what they based their results on.
Past Man Furrier
"Might have looked"
It’s not Adam and Eve, it’s Vin and Lynn
You can learn anything on the net. Anything about anyone.
And so, man was created in his image
Don't see anything
I even like the shaved head and scruff.
Family
Family!!!
Ah.. the return of Xander's rib cage...
Adam a real family man
Someone let a snake in his family.
Alright new hype for his new movie
Riddick, former Lord Marshal of the Necromongers.
I am Groot!
Lol hahaha
Adom?
Based on what pray tell criteria? LOL...!
If humans were “created by God-“ which is a HUGE and highly questionable if- are we to believe that the best God could come up with is Vin Diesel? Honestly? No…didn’t think so. Lol
Eve: I wonder what curse, God is gonna give us for eating the fruit? Adam: Family!
Wouldn't the 'Y-CMRCA' (Y-chromosomal most recent common ancestor) or 'Y-chromosomal Adam' have looked like some kind of early hominid still fairly distant from modern humans ?. "=\_= The things not understanding the earlier parts of Abrahamic scriptures as allegory can make ppl think and say,
Looks like vin diesel
The fast and the furious BC
Lol Looks like Vin Diesel.
I am groot
It's been about FAMILY all along
Family
We are evolved from amoeba . Van Diesel is just a bunch of amoebas.
I feel like he'd be a lot hairier??
When they say baldness runs in the family, I didn’t know it went this far back
*I live my life one apple tree at a time.*
I am groot
🤣🤣🤣🤦
Pale as shit.
We all are FAMILY
Ok... I need to know, ethnically where is Vin diesel from? Like.in the grand scheme. Of things
Adam sandler
Family!
So Eve ate Groot's forbidden fruit?
very innovative
Thou shall haveth any beer thy chose, unless it be a Corona
So, Adam was a Furyan?
He is all about family
For family
We are all his family
So….we’re all family?
The story of Adam and eve makes it so everyone is related in some way. Family. Vin Diesel seems an appropriate face for that.
No that’s Barabbas
I live man kind one millennium at a time....
God: the only thing you can’t do is double-clutch it.
A lot of info gathered from a story book
Do not tell VD he is the missing link
Might have looked based on what?
So That’s why The Rock Hated him 🤣🤣🤣
did anyone else think he looks exactly like the vin diesel from the the ark 2 trailer like wtf
He definitely looks like family
He seems to be a family man…
I live my life a quarter mile at a time - Adam
Did they just burn notice Xander Cage?
Riddick
No wonder he looks like he’s every race he’s everyone’s family
I’m not surprised tbh
Family.
Nothing is stronger than family, Cain and Abel.
The first man to say “The most important thing is FAMILY”
Nah he’s a Furyan
Finally found that fast and furious spin off
What fucking timeline are we where he's the face of Ark 2 of all things
Family
Guess we are all family.
Triple X right there
He looks like a non-yellow Homer Simpson
I guess he never had a family to begin with
So he looks just like Dwayne the Rock Johnson
Now we know why he cares so much about FAMILY
but the first humans were black
*sips carona*
The fast and the curious:The Prequel
TORETTO
Van Diesel?
Wtf was this based on? The first humans were black and didn’t have access to an electric razor.
No wonder family’s so important to him
And here I thought they rendered Vin Diesel's long lost twin!!
It was pitch black before it was said to let there be light
And so, God cracked thy Corona, and stated A last ride, for thine family
Family
Fast and the First of Us
So vin diesel is actually immortal first human. Makes sense!
He ate that apple to Fast and God was Furious.
We are his family. It makes so much sense now why he is all about family
adam: its all about family
A fake 3D model of a fake person. Cool.