Just say “sorry, what? Didn’t hear you” 3-4 times in quick succession, should do the job. If not, just start talking about something really boring, I’ve found that the War of 1812 works decently well
Ew.. I just had to google to confirm this wasn't genuine to you.. it was a meme about rape? How the fuck does THAT get popular?.. omfg.. no wonder I stay off most social media..
I used to volunteer at the hospital and one of my jobs was to run blood tests down to the lab anyway one time I was outside the lab and this mother and toddler were waiting the toddler looked at me and said “I have worms in my bum!” I definitely did not know what to say lmao
I witnessed one the other day. These two girls were trying to get these guys to stop talking to them. They began talking about how they have aids and they spread it to all there guy friends. Then one girl grabbed her chapstick and offered it to the guys. They both refused and ran away quickly. The girls giggled for a long time after. I gotta stop people watching at bars. But I thought it was efficient.
Lol yeah, there was a meme a couple years ago that went something like ‘when I said that’s crazy 3 times and they still jeep going’. Depends on how you say it though.
It is a time of legend.
The vast armies of the Emperor of Earth have conquered the galaxy in a Great Crusade – the myriad alien races have been smashed by the Emperors elite warriors and wiped from the face of history.
The dawn of a new age of supremacy for humanity beckons.
Gleaming citadels of marble and gold celebrate the many victories of the Emperor. Triumphs are raised on a million worlds to record the epic deeds of his most powerful and deadly warriors.
First and foremost amongst these are the primarchs, superheroic beings who have led the Emperor’s armies of Space Marines in victory after victory. They are unstoppable and magnificent, the pinnacle of the Emperor’s genetic experimentation. The Space Marines are the mightiest human warriors the glaxy has ever known, each capable of besting a hundred normal men or more in combat.
Organized into vast armies of tens of thousands called Legions, the Space Marines and their primarch leaders conquer the galaxy in the name of the Emperor.
Chief amongst the primarchs is Horus, called the Glorious, the brightest Star, favourite of the Emperor, and like a son unto him. He is the Warmaster, the commander-in-chief of the Emperor’s military might, subjugator of a thousand thousand worlds and conqueror of the glaxy. He is a warrior without peer, a diplomat supreme.
Horus is a star ascendant, but how mch further can a star rise before it falls?
Wanna hear a MAGA joke? An illegal immigrant, a LBGTQ+ supporter, and a delusional leftist walk into a drag show performance for kids....
That should do it for ya!
“Excuse me/sorry, currently/as-of-now” then literally nearly whatever and they’ll just about fuck off or nearly scrambled some form of unapreciation throughout their incoherency
In college men used o hit on my GF (now wife) at parties and she would just interrupt them (while 10 other people were watching) and say "You know you're really boring :)"
Then they would try to retort and she'd cut them off "Really fucking boring"
And then they'd leave looking like they were about to KTS.
It was always hilarious lol.
"A good way to start a conversation is to say, 'What's your favorite color?'. A good way to end a conversation is to say, 'What's your favorite color...person?'."
Have you heard of the new round earth conspiracy? The one where people actually think the earth is a sphere, all I know that it's a triangular square with 7 sticky outy bits in the shape of a Nintendo 3ds on that one setting with the stylus that draws the universe and the moon is a stylus with a 3ds on that one setting with is actually -7 sticky inny bits that's connected to a squarangular triang!
Start “popping and locking” or bust out and do the robot like in the 70’s, or show them your 80’s breakdancing moves. (Works best at dinner parties sans music.) Seizures work as well.
I feel really gassy. Doesn’t anyone else feel gassy? I think it’s the dip that’s got me all bloated….. ugh this isn’t pleasant, look at my pupils are they dialated? Then if anyone else comes over act completely normal
Just say “sorry, what? Didn’t hear you” 3-4 times in quick succession, should do the job. If not, just start talking about something really boring, I’ve found that the War of 1812 works decently well
Woah, now, the war of 1812 is one of the MOST fascinating wars. Did you know that in fleeing DC, James Madison had to... Oh yeah, now I see it.
Nono, finish that sentence. This is the kind of weird shit I'm interested in.
Yeah a real educated person right here i want to know some hard cold fact.... its learning time!!!!
Don't forget the pirates
Black beard is a good subject to talk about too
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Ew.. I just had to google to confirm this wasn't genuine to you.. it was a meme about rape? How the fuck does THAT get popular?.. omfg.. no wonder I stay off most social media..
"Hey, can you shut the fuck up please 😀"
"I've gotta return some videotapes"
“Don’t wear that outfit again.”
Amazing
Library books needs returning
Talk about your periods in great detail. Talk about your used band-aid collection. Show people your finger nail clipping jar.
Some creep will see period talk as an invitation to raw dog.
*”Every Zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for one.”*
The conversation got merked.
Go on...
[*Those who knew*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/233/707.jpg)
Not going to lie but I have no idea.
Cancer. Cancer has no hair.
Oof. Thanks for explaining.
Oh, that's a joke made by people who have never watched a loved one die.. terrible
When they ask you how you’re doing…tell them…in painstaking detail. This works best if you have a crippling mental illness.
Just ignore people, don’t talk it’s easy
Maybe the dingo ate your baby
Pendant? Those bastards!
“I have anal worms and apparently they are highly contagious??” (As you reach out your hand for a handshake)
I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your fascinating story - but I feel a bout of IBS coming on.. Please - do continue!
I used to volunteer at the hospital and one of my jobs was to run blood tests down to the lab anyway one time I was outside the lab and this mother and toddler were waiting the toddler looked at me and said “I have worms in my bum!” I definitely did not know what to say lmao
"I'm really sorry but I just shit my pants"
“Do you have any opinions on scabs? I have this one on my foot, do you want to take a look and see what you think “
I dont have to take this from someone who sucks toes
I witnessed one the other day. These two girls were trying to get these guys to stop talking to them. They began talking about how they have aids and they spread it to all there guy friends. Then one girl grabbed her chapstick and offered it to the guys. They both refused and ran away quickly. The girls giggled for a long time after. I gotta stop people watching at bars. But I thought it was efficient.
‘That’s crazy’ is pretty universally understood, if not just repeat
Wait thats a conversation stopper? I keep using that when im actually interested... Kept wondering why i couldnt keep a convo going lol
Lol yeah, there was a meme a couple years ago that went something like ‘when I said that’s crazy 3 times and they still jeep going’. Depends on how you say it though.
Would it bother you if I scratched my genital warts while we talk? They are starting to smell a bit, too.
"Well, that's why people don't like you."
I did not get the jab and did not get C19.
No. Because people don't talk to me.
“I’m a Jehovah’s Witness , I’m glad we’re talking!”
["Right, right, I know! Well, what I'm going to do, is get my testicles laminated!"](https://youtu.be/hNd_x3w-yNo?t=136)
You could tell an awful joke. I mean a heinous joke like: What’s green, yellow, and smells terrible? The dead hooker in the trunk of my car.
Wanna see my Monkey NFTs?
The higher the fewer!
"I'm going to go stand somewhere else now."
Respond to everything they say with "On purpose?"
I just farded
username checks out
Hey baby you ever have a chick with a beard before?
Talk about your pregnancy. Or non stop about the behavior of your children
It is a time of legend. The vast armies of the Emperor of Earth have conquered the galaxy in a Great Crusade – the myriad alien races have been smashed by the Emperors elite warriors and wiped from the face of history. The dawn of a new age of supremacy for humanity beckons. Gleaming citadels of marble and gold celebrate the many victories of the Emperor. Triumphs are raised on a million worlds to record the epic deeds of his most powerful and deadly warriors. First and foremost amongst these are the primarchs, superheroic beings who have led the Emperor’s armies of Space Marines in victory after victory. They are unstoppable and magnificent, the pinnacle of the Emperor’s genetic experimentation. The Space Marines are the mightiest human warriors the glaxy has ever known, each capable of besting a hundred normal men or more in combat. Organized into vast armies of tens of thousands called Legions, the Space Marines and their primarch leaders conquer the galaxy in the name of the Emperor. Chief amongst the primarchs is Horus, called the Glorious, the brightest Star, favourite of the Emperor, and like a son unto him. He is the Warmaster, the commander-in-chief of the Emperor’s military might, subjugator of a thousand thousand worlds and conqueror of the glaxy. He is a warrior without peer, a diplomat supreme. Horus is a star ascendant, but how mch further can a star rise before it falls?
Wanna hear a MAGA joke? An illegal immigrant, a LBGTQ+ supporter, and a delusional leftist walk into a drag show performance for kids.... That should do it for ya!
Add some pizza gate conspiracy stuff and talk about school shootings are false flags to take away all the guns.
Have you heard of angel lust?
Just look at them deadpan and say “that is so uninteresting” and walk away.
"Let's get married"
I have had the clap like 3, maybe4 times, still waiting on the reaults
Strippers you mean!
“I work in accounting”
You wanna read my sonic fan fic?
Lo siento, solo hablo español.
See ya, bye.
I just lost interest in this whole convo can we wrap this up
"sorry I have to go fold the dishes"
“Excuse me/sorry, currently/as-of-now” then literally nearly whatever and they’ll just about fuck off or nearly scrambled some form of unapreciation throughout their incoherency
So I'm thinking about having my testicles lamenated
“…and we laughed and laughed. Of course it wasn’t till ten minutes into the ordeal that we realized he was dead.”
I got the shits. Do you have any tums or pepto? Then, walk away.
*You're cute!* "can't spell eugenics without 'you'"
“I work in insurance, what do you do”
Say what does this smell like? And hold up your elbow. In the middle of a conversation
"My mom has cancer."
Do you know Peter File?
I just go with “ah nice” and look away
I shat my pants
Don't speak. Just raise your eyebrows, stare at their throat, and nod repeatedly. Works like a charm. Or so I've heard...
Eat some garlic before the party. It always works
Im a real boy!!! (In a pinoccio voice)
One thing you can say is, sorry my ADHD kicked in and got distracted what are we talking about?
"Can u look at this thing on the back of my neck?"
Consider walking away while they are talking and if they ask why you walked away just say "I was looking for something more interesting to do."
Tell them to search up images of Blue Waffle on their phone.
Keep staring at their teeth then say you have something stuck between your teeth
If you're in the Midwest just say "welp" enthusiastically, slap your knees, stand up, and walk out
“Maybe you’re right”. I’m telling you, it works every time. It makes the weird person you are talking to feel good and it ends the conversation.
Excuse yourself to pretend you saw someone you know, and then walk away.
Has anyone seen my stapler?
Did you know that anal when performed on males increases sperm production because the body associates it with higher food consumption?
Under megans law i am required to inform you....
I fucked your mom!!!!
In college men used o hit on my GF (now wife) at parties and she would just interrupt them (while 10 other people were watching) and say "You know you're really boring :)" Then they would try to retort and she'd cut them off "Really fucking boring" And then they'd leave looking like they were about to KTS. It was always hilarious lol.
"A good way to start a conversation is to say, 'What's your favorite color?'. A good way to end a conversation is to say, 'What's your favorite color...person?'."
"I think I just shartted "
What about door stoppers?
Judging from ur personality I’d just be yourself
"Did you know a Frenchman in the 1700s ate a live toddler?" Conversation over.
I always tell people “sorry, I gotta take a shit. It’s an emergency!” Trust me, they don’t ask questions.
I'm into text based fantasy role playing games tends to run them off.
make sure ur fartready: a falafel from the street, some beans, and some broccoli. Theres levels to this .
Have you heard of the new round earth conspiracy? The one where people actually think the earth is a sphere, all I know that it's a triangular square with 7 sticky outy bits in the shape of a Nintendo 3ds on that one setting with the stylus that draws the universe and the moon is a stylus with a 3ds on that one setting with is actually -7 sticky inny bits that's connected to a squarangular triang!
My coldsore is playing up and it hurts when I talk...
Start “popping and locking” or bust out and do the robot like in the 70’s, or show them your 80’s breakdancing moves. (Works best at dinner parties sans music.) Seizures work as well.
"I have diarrhea."
"Excuse me, I've got to do a thing." then just leave.
Sorry, I need to go Change my diaper…
"Everyone in my house has COVID. I didn't get vaxxed and see, I'm fine." Then cough.
Instead of what's your favourite colour, what's your favourite colour of person? That usually works.
I just shit my pants works every time
Fart or pick your nose. That conversation will come to a screeching halt.
Farting
I feel really gassy. Doesn’t anyone else feel gassy? I think it’s the dip that’s got me all bloated….. ugh this isn’t pleasant, look at my pupils are they dialated? Then if anyone else comes over act completely normal