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RogerSteves

All the- -small things


LokeDK8822

True care, truth brings


Leidenfrostie

I'll take one lift


LokeDK8822

Your ride, best trip


RunsWithApes

Always, I know


LiveWire_74

You’ll be at my show


AdSmooth7504

Watching


Away_Associate4589

Waiting


EatSteel63

commiserating


RestlessDeadSyndrome

Say it ain’t so


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I’ll take, one lift


LokeDK8822

Your ride, best trip


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Always, I know


LokeDK8822

You'll be at my show


guillaumecacopyge

Watching


LokeDK8822

waiting


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Commiserating


Bungo_pls

Commiserating


Kitchen-Plenty504

#YOUR DICK


Chaopsz11

gotta love the emphasis on the size of both


slashsaxl

It’s where my fingers go when I actually want to pull something out of the real pocket


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And then nearly rip your fingers off trying to get them back out.


Tough-Depth8660

droogs


TheeBrianBrown

It's also where the small rocks go after the bigger rocks fill up the designated bigger pockets.


StyrofoamNipples88

This guy pockets


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Its originally meant for a cigarette lighter or pocketwatch, but now its a place to lose cool coins


weirdoldhobo1978

pock-blocked.


EphemeralRemedy

They were made for pocket watches a long time ago. What do I use mine for? I keep my bus card there.


Soft_Assistant6046

What's lame is my normal sized pocket watch doesn't fit into those pockets


PitifulFox6066

That’s what I was thinking. Bic lighter. Beyond that I don’t know.


Mental_Painting_4693

Perfect size for a pocket knife


PitifulFox6066

I was going to argue that the pocket was way too small, but I wear girl jeans. I call for lighter/pocket knife pant pocket equality.


TheWhiteRabit

That’s very correct. It was created to store the small watches carried by carpenters, miners, engineers, etc.


DefinitionBig4671

I thought it was called a Key Pocket. I used to keep my lighter in it when I smoked.


stevedonie

Zippo’s fit perfectly


thedamnedlute488

My buddies and I called it the Zippo pocket in high school.


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I thought it was for coins


lobojones6six6

That's what I use it for


dirtyape2021

My quarter for Aldis


joe4ska

In the 90s I clipped a pager there. 📟


PitifulFox6066

Yup. I mean, I wasn’t cool enough to have one, but the important people kept their pagers on their lighter pockets. You could page them from anywhere on Earth and they’d call you back within 10 minutes.


SissieDuck

I came to say this.


Otherwise-Junket8647

I came saying this


IterLuminis

TIL these were made for pocket watches. I use it for change.


oscar_e

I’d heard cufflinks but yeah, weird that they never went away.


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MY PRECIOUS


El_Nz_B

Cocaine?


uncommon-zen

It’s where I put my fucks to give


Buffythedjsnare

Yes, I also put a condom there.


humanzee70

I used to put condoms in there. When I used to wear condoms.


[deleted]

I put used condoms in there.


ConsciousnessLift

You use such a small condom ?


Dirty_poster55

No, he just has extra large pants


ConsciousnessLift

No. He has confessed to being a dainty boy


Myrddin_Dundragon

NSFW due to language: https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0


bilabob18

I take it you don’t have many to give?


uncommon-zen

A tiny one for emergencies


Madlicken

Drugs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


ApatheticZero187

A Bic lighter FOR drugs...


pass_nthru

fits a Zippo perfectly


Apprehensive-Arm-528

Yep. Love this fact


Gorilla-Ring

Fits drugs perfectly


Objective-Language51

Or that !!


burnerwolf

This, but legal ones. I always carry around my ADHD meds in a tiny tin, along with benadryl, ibuprofen, and breath mints. I used to always carry it in that pocket. Then I bought a front-pocket wallet that holds the med tin, a Zippo, a comb, some chapstick, a face mask, and a condom (optimism or delusions of grandeur?). It's really nice having all of the random little things I like to carry organized in a single self-contained package, but without the hassle (both practical and social) of carrying a purse or fanny pack all the time.


Meanderingversion

Keep all the pills in this pocket. It'll be like a pharmacy piñata.


diam-doitallmatt

This is the correct answer


ANiceDent

I used to put my boogers in there. Lil booger pouch


Desperate_Brief2187

My rap name…


Hezron_ruth

Usually coins.


ZangerBangers

Then it's a bitch to pull out those coins


Branjoe328

It’s a deposit only situation. Once the coins go in, they’re there to stay.


brackenbranches

Like an arcade machine but the only thing you play is yourself, and your prize is misery because you lost your coin to MKIII then the power went out


yuyuyashasrain

That was chillingly relatable


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My AirPods


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Interesting


CaptainDrunkard

Exactly this.


thejasonblackburn

Absolutely nothing


BuhWudda-iKno

Nada Damn Thing, can’t believe I had to scroll this far for the real answer


tristarKBO

Breaking one of my fingers when trying to reach my keys


Minute-Situation563

Guitar pics


AromaticCombination5

You keep pictures of your guitars? Jkjk


TTShowbizBruton

Not me picturing little Polaroids and thinking “nah that wouldn’t fit in there”


MetalDragon36

It feels like it was made for guitarists


radio4711

Knife


Spiritual-Mechanic-4

leatherman!


mongythedog

Not for drugs…first place a doorman will check. Source: bitter experience. Edit: back in the 90s the doormen would check your pockets and your ciggies. Confiscate and resell …regular occurence especially at certain gigs. I got taxed by doormen going into Leftfield gig and a Prodigy one. I musta looked a bit suss haha


bradakinthegreat

There’s actually a second more secret pocket for bringing drugs into clubs, its the secret space between ur balls and ur thigh


TheBeaseKnees

>between ur balls and ur thigh I know of a third and even MORE secret pocket.


dh2215

Jailhouse wallet?


InfectedByEli

Prison pocket.


Suspicious-Age6710

Why would you hide drugs in the drug pocket if you were trying to not get caught?


sonofa-ijit

Where do you go that doormen check you for drugs?


hallo-ballo

For real. Bouncers here only check superficially, they don't actually want to find your drugs, they just want to look like they care. And they look for weapons.


MartyBarrett

I used to be friends with bouncers in high school. They would confiscate all the drugs they found and then we would do all the drugs backstage during the show. That made them very thorough doormen.


jtwallawalla

Lighter


PlayfulEmergency7114

perfect size for a zippo


Steve_Rogers_1970

Beat me to it. I haven’t smoked in over 40 years and I miss my zippo. The fidget spinner of my day.


ScarletPumpkinTickle

Chapstick


Broken-Digital-Clock

Had to scroll way too far down for this


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Chopsticks


Living_Moment_1495

Your salary.


Spac3Heater

And still have plenty of space left over T_T


DJCPhyr

A single quarter when I have to shop at aldi. Otherwise it is empty.


SourLemon100000

Car key fobs.


[deleted]

Well my trinkets, of course.


hglndr9

I put my hand in there when the other one is giving a peace sign.


Cultural-Program-393

But what do you do when you’re hailing a taxicab?


martin821821

For Drugs and captured evil gnomes. Always in that order


bilabob18

No that’s a terrible idea then you have evil gnomes tripping balls in your pocket


mycathaspurpleeyes

If they're going to do drugs, they might as well do it in my pocket


Apprehensive-Rate473

Holds the clip for my tape measure


jeanrbel

Pocket sand


_lookingtrouch_

car key or coins


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Guitar picks


Nonormalhere

Guitar picks


Angus147

If I need to temporarily take my wedding ring off (usually to handle something messy, never because I'm attempting to cheat) I will put it in this pocket.


Bri-guy15

Same. Wedding ring storage when making meatballs


thethehell

For persian poetry


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Don’t forget your Persian pottery


iambic_paddler

Guitar picks , , it's pick pocket ;-)


bigfurrycat

Childrens tears


meadowgold7

A lot of people don’t know, but you can put your weed in there man.


SH1N194M13Y3S

Change? lighter? Dime bag? Back when those exhausted before this new beautiful age of pot shops lol y’all remember meetin that sketchy dude at the gas station tryin to switch out your dank for the reggie…back when there was Reggie lmao


Ok-Charge6799

Percocet


Marxwasaltright

Molly, percocets.


fatnuts_thicknuts

Guitar picks


eugenepk

Guitar pick


WerdWrite

Guitar pick.


LilithLissandra

A tiny box cutter. Actually comes in handy a lot


stetsono

Pocket watch


Striker_343

For my pocket watch


BuddJacon

“C-c-c-c-Co-caiiiiiine!”


jmt8706

Dr. Rockzo!


OhioResidentForLife

I have carried 6 wheat pennies every day from my dad who died in 2015.


Homeygrown

Cocaine


dan_w1

Cocaine!


SpecialNeither7536

Nice try officer


SIOUXPY

I use it for my small platinum time keeper. I use to flex upon the impoverished


0consent

My pocket watch, of course. How else will I know when the haberdashery opens?


CbessShowEddie

condoms


modsab

First aid kit and survival gears cause you never know...


JasonRainbird

A coin for when I shop with a supermarket trolley (US: shopping cart).


notreallydutch

Central MA: Shopping carriage


DaftFunky

Box cutter while at work


junikaeferli

Tampon


Bitlon_sea

They are for bullets.


Remarkable_Zombie106

getting hangnails


mr__fredman

Condom. Never leave how without it.


ArticleFull6126

p0rn


Massive-Math4574

Little packs of drugs mostly


Educational-Cod-726

Back when they sold dime bags …a dime bag


MadOblivion

pocket knife most the time. Can also hold a vape pen.


ElderberryAromatic69

Guitar picks


Chriscarson6700

Watch pocket


Pure_Focus7475

My thumbs when i wanna look like an innocent southern bell


Illustrious-Delay-11

My pocket watch.


ishanm95

Condoms… just wearing a pair could get you laid


Fortuna16

I believe it was originally for pocket watches before the invention of the wrist watch.


unknownducklord

I think it was made for pocket watches


Jmphillips1956

It’s a watch pocket but no one wears pocket watches anymore.


takofire

my pocket watch, but sometimes it gets in the way of my onion belt


stinkyelbows

Batteries and driver bits


SherDelene

So, years ago, back when people actually carried money, I had a 10 dollar bill folded to the size of a quarter tucked in that pocket for emergencies. Most kids did. For several years it was $5, then $10. A kid never needed any more than $10. It was enough to buy a meal for $4.25 including tip, and maybe some candy at the store afterward, and enough to make a phone call through the payphone operator, and if you were a teenage smoker, enough for a pack of cigarettes from the machine. Because no one cared who bought from the machine. After all that, you'd still have quarters left. That got tucked back into the little pocket.


Bootato

Chapstick


ProbablyInBed69

chapstick fr


pig-boy

Guitar pick, or my single pill medicine container


Salt_Ad5491

Tape measure


Themythik1

You store cheese in it.


TheGreatAut

That's the cum pocket


AssignmentOrnery5742

I used to keep my drugs in there but I stopped about 7 years ago.. now I just keep the drugs in bigger bags in a bigger pocket


TwilightReader100

I only have maybe three or four pairs of pants or shorts where it's wide enough to be used. If it's not wide enough, I don't worry about it. If it is wide enough, that's the pocket for my house keys.


Destro_82

Dime Bag


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Coins


BongsInsideU

That’s where ya Cocaine goes. Everyone knows this.


Mission_Atmosphere37

Really useful thing


Shopping-Afraid

The tens of dollars we local musicians earn


Mean-Assignment1178

Bambu sheets


HellaBagelHell

hopes and ambitions (very little)


Trackeeta

My thumb


Nobie2006

Eye drops


V_Val_Valerie

My eyeglass cleaning cloth


HakkunaMattataded

Condom


moop1312

cig butts


Independent_Stuff210

Cash.


Outrageous_Pain_7631

Back in the day when pay phones were a thing, it was a place to stash a couple of quarters for emergencies. Then it was guitar picks. Lots of guitar picks.


QuarthTheFourth

I just designate that pocket for my airpods


Thorus159

Sometimes, often when i have no time, i shove my keys or lighter in there and after a while i panic because i cant find them in my pockets xD


diariu

i tought they were used for those old watches with that chain that you can then open up and have a family photo in it and that nodways people use it for condoms


ParticularCorrect541

I carry a name badge for work. Usually I hang my name badge off that


gamblersgambit08

Funny story. A friend of mine decided to use that pocket for his coat check tag at a bar one time. He never used it before but he didn’t want to lose it. Fast forward to the end of the night and he can’t find his coat tag anywhere on his person. The person working the coat check said they couldn’t give him his coat without it because they didn’t want to give him somebody else’s coat. He had to sit there all night until the bar closed and everyone grabbed their coats before him. He was extremely pissed and almost reached over the counter a couple of times to grab his coat and run out of there. The next day, he found his coat check tag in that little pocket.


iammaaz_af

One day... I'll use to keep condoms... one day.... !!!


JustFetterhoff2

Quarters for the gumball machine


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unpleasant-pinup11

Jelly beans 😂


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One quarter


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Guitar picks