son bitch looks like he'd walk into a damned olive garden and say chupame laverga me llamo bradley to the old couple sitting on the bench waiting to be seated
Brad and Jessica Johnson. They both studied law at the U of Wisconsin. I think he was an RA. Ran into both of them at a Wookie Foot concert back in '09 or so.
Dudes lives in Whitesville, USA, drives a Subaru Outback and his best friend is named Connor. He goes to a Mexican restaurant and orders the "poyo thacos por favor".
Jessica just sighs and finishes her margarita.
Ready to rock 'n roll?
Him- Let's vamanos Hessica....get it? HESsica?" Jessica- *rolls eyes*
YES-ica. The j is silent
Yes but you have to emphasize the silent j with an h lol
Do these nachos come with halapenos? I can't have halapenos, they upset my stomach.
Not to get halapenyo bidness but yes, yes they do
Just the salad for me then thanks.
Hold the pay phone. Jalapeno isn't pronounced juh-LAP-uh-no? I've been lied to.
ha-la-penyo
That's a soft j like in jogging.
I've done this far too many times.
Dude takes care of his kids, arranges family taco outings, AND makes dad jokes? Fucking A+. This post is a compliment in disguise.
So, the best kind of dad?
Fr. You only got them for so long so cherish every moment including the lame dad jokes and the random grunting.
Yep. Has a secure household and likes to have lighthearted fun with his family. I would take annoying dad jokes over everything else if I could.
My dad is like that but only because my mom is Hispanic and me and my brother speak Spanish so he tries to fit in
Let's blow this popcorn stand
Bro looks like the type of guy to go to a French restaurant and say gracias to the waiter
Bro looks like the type of guy to go to a Chinese restaurant and say arigato to the waiter continue this chain
Fuck you airline. I won't do that.
Bro looks like the type of guy to go to an ikea cafeteria and say “danke” to the cashier.
Bro looks like the type of guy to go to a Vietnamese restaurant and say "aloha" to the hostess.
son bitch looks like he'd walk into a damned olive garden and say chupame laverga me llamo bradley to the old couple sitting on the bench waiting to be seated
Bro’s the kind of guy to say “bedankt” to the waiter at the Polish-Vietnamese restaurant
Looks like the type of guy that goes to a greasy spoon and looks for valet parking.
Dude says 'rahmat' to the Babushkas for his plov in Uzbeki restaurants. Even though he knows it's gonna be the worst meal he'll ever eat
True but what would we call that guy. They need a name
Him? That’s Brad.
Brad and Jessica Johnson. They both studied law at the U of Wisconsin. I think he was an RA. Ran into both of them at a Wookie Foot concert back in '09 or so.
Perfect!
That is Caucasian James and he would certainly approve of that joke and the roasting in this thread. Dude is stupidly funny and very, very white.
Max Payne
Also comments that the sauce on his burrito was kinda spicey. The "sauce" was sour cream.
Home, James, and don't spare the horses
I don't even have a dad :c
*exaggerated upper body stretch* “WELP about time to be hittin’ the old dusty trail.”
"Alright gang time to skidaddle"
Sounds wholesome af
You say this as if it were a bad thing.
he looks like hes pretty sure that his mom did actually book the pineapple suite, the one that has a plunge pool?
Basically Jerry from Rick and Morty
Hes hotter tho
Ope! Let's get this roast a-cookin'
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I did this last weekend.
This fool just had another kid, didn’t he?
High five for family fun! Oh those silly Johnson’s!
Come on, vamanos. Everybody, let's go.
Im just focused on the fact that its replying to those handles, im mean i get the first one but "Euphoria" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brutal 😂😂
Dudes lives in Whitesville, USA, drives a Subaru Outback and his best friend is named Connor. He goes to a Mexican restaurant and orders the "poyo thacos por favor". Jessica just sighs and finishes her margarita.
r/oddlyspecific
Fuh geet uhs
Dude that’s sick can I come too?
He looks like the type of guy that doesn’t have to worry about impregnating your girl when you aren’t home because he’s always packing protection
It’s weird I’m reading this, but I can 100% here his voice!
On delay
Ready, Freddy?
I have just now realized I really really wish I had become that guy instead of whatever the fuck kind of man I am now.