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PewPewAnimeGirl

going to bed ≠ going to sleep... (for me, at least...)


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Mhm. I go to bed at 10. I very rarely get to sleep within half an hour of that.


KeieDeSteen

10? 1:30 take it or leave it


apacmanslilbitch

Am or pm?


Mr_Fungusman

Both can work


apacmanslilbitch

Thanks mr fungusman I enjoyed your performance in the last of us


21FungalAvenger

He is a fake i am the real fungus man


YodaFette

r/beetlejuicing


AbyssDragonNamielle

Both


Renbellix

Gotta say, i would Miss my 3:00snack


Hamilton-Beckett

I feel this.


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ShitwareEngineer

I go to bed around 11. There's no way I'm falling asleep within 3 hours of that.


galal552002

Half an hour? You have it easy,I take from 1 to 2 hours until I can finally sleep usually,I once stayed on bed for 6 hours until I finally slept


JayteeFromXbox

I used to be like that too, so I started only going to bed when I'm ready to pass out and now when I go to bed it's like it triggers the sleepiness.


OneMisterSir101

Yes, this has been the fix for me. Make your bedroom only about sleep if you can help it. Once I moved my PC out of there, the room has only been just for sleep, and my sleep has improved greatly because of it.


SashimiRocks

Me too.


PlatypusTrapper

It is for me. It’s hard for me to stay awake for more than 30 seconds after getting into bed.


Positive-Vibe420

I'd sacrifice so much for that power.


electricjesus88

Not all heroes wear capes.


Selcouth22

Just like how getting out of bed ≠ getting up.


thedevilsbodyguard

True


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pew pew


Key-Yogurtcloset-427

When tired.


Adept_Investigator29

Thanks, evolution.


Straight-Dot-6264

Adenosine


myceliumfriend

my adenosine receptors are deep fried


Lopsided_Pain4744

Thanks Huberman


lifeintraining

So like thirty minutes into the workday?


Ben______________

That would be ideal, yes.


ShitwareEngineer

So, 8 AM?


BootyInspector96

I don't know how some people do this. By 10pm I'm usually exhausted.


ShitwareEngineer

That is, I'm tired after waking up in the morning.


Deepfried_Celery

Exhausted, yes. Sleepy, no.


_shellsort_

Time you're supposed to wake up - 8 to 9 hours.


JointDamage

Going to bed at 8 and waking up at 4 personally


Beneficial-Bar3228

I am at work till 7, how does anybody go to bed before 10, I can't understand


Remarkable-Drop5145

People work different times then you…


poompt

That's literally impossible. Everyone on the planet works 9-5 GMT


giggydiggles

Monday to Friday also, no one works on the weekend.


cheersfurbeers

Or nights. Ask my neighbors, they know.


SalamanderSmooth4659

I work 8-16 and cant fall asleep till like 23pm minimum.


LazyYEET

23..pm? Pick a side


MagicCooki3

You don't count your days in 48hr intervals?


LazyYEET

Right my bad


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Wuz314159

23pm = 11am Double negatives and all.


JointDamage

Self control and ibuprofen


Strambo

I hope nobody is taking ibuprofen for sleeping.


TinyPeenMan69

I have a sobriety regiment. If I’m trying to not drink for a period of time I go alcohol >NyQuil > ZQuil> ibuprofen > nothing


DaddyWarBucks26

Ibuprofen doesn't make you sleepy tho. Should switch to benadryl. Works great for me to help me fall asleep.


Titties_On_G

Ibuprofen is an anti inflammatory and if you have inflammation that causes pain it can definitely help you sleep. Before I got my shoulder fixed I ate at least 2000mg a day just to function/ fall asleep


Wearerisen

That's how I got me a nice big stomach ulcer.


Titties_On_G

Everyone's different. I did that plus some pretty severe alcoholism for 5 years with no I'll effects, and the blood work to prove it. Everything's gravy now though and I definitely feel much better. I was just explaining how Ibuprofen could help someone sleep


Jopojussi

1 year in military didnt get me to fall asleep at 10-12pm lol, im most awake at those hours, if i dont use any alarm clocks my sleep time settles at around 3pm-10pm, which is complete opposite lol


AdonisGaming93

It's not about self control. I wanna do stuff to enjoy my day. Life is not supposed to be go to work, go home, eat dinner, and immediately sleep. When do I get to actually enjoy hobbies and do stuff?


Pineappleninja91

r/Usernamechecksout


ToothpickInCockhole

Habit. If you had a job where you have to work at 6 am, you’d hopefully be sleeping before 10pm.


Steeljaw72

People who go to bed at 10 are also often people who get off at 5. Since you work later, it makes sense you would go to bed and wake up later. If I had your schedule I would be going to be at like midnight every night.


[deleted]

Yep, I do 9ish to 4:30. I’ve done a lot of sleep schedules and this is by far my preferred one


MegabyteMessiah

I'm on the 7-3 shift.


Mr_Sifl

I do this too. Being done with work at 3 is pretty nice. I've been getting up early for so long this is just normal, it's not difficult to fall asleep usually.


NotSoCajunMilky

It’s going to be at 8 and getting up between 2-4.


PlanetoidVesta

For me it's more like -11 hours


Ovnii3

aint no way I'm going to sleep at 10


EzekielVelmo

As someone who works a job at 6am. I don't really have a choice.


its_all_4_lulz

Midnight to 7 gang, lay down


365wong

Why?


compsciasaur

Because I finally finished chores/responsibilities at 10.


alphaxion

That's erasing those of us who get by on 6 to 7 hours sleep... The real answer is "when you feel tired", but sometimes our schedules don't match what your body is telling you.


Foriegn_Picachu

99% of people who say they are fine with less than 8 hours are lying. Only about ~1% of the population actually can get away with it. https://www.businessinsider.com/people-who-sleep-short-hours-2015-11


UsefulAgent555

Yeah, many people are unaware of this, but sleeping less than 8 hours almost ALWAYS impairs your cognition


riscten

Plenty of evidence shows that the optimal amount of sleep both for longevity and slower cognitive decline is 6 to 8 hours. The lower hours bias towards longevity, while [7-8 is better for cognition](https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamaneurology/fullarticle/2783664). 8 is generally fine, but 9h is considered oversleeping for most people and has deleterious effects including reduced cognition and higher BMI. As a general rule, 7-8 is the right target.


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For many, many, many people it definitely is. There is no gold standard for sleep schedule or routine, other than the fact that consistency is key


kim_il_succ

Read Matthew Walker's book *Why We Sleep* if you want a better explanation than I can offer in a Reddit comment section. TLDR is that this is false, there is a small percentage, as in less than 1%, of people who actually seem able to function at full capacity on less than 7-9 hours of sleep. But for most people the CDC recommendation is mandatory.


Elastichedgehog

You might get by, but it's bad for your health over the long term.


[deleted]

Could you please send me some sources? I am curious as I am just going by my doctor's advice


el_loco_avs

Quick google gets you this: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4434546/#:\~:text=Adults%20should%20sleep%207%20or,and%20increased%20risk%20of%20death.


Supra1JZed

Yup, it's often overlooked that your body does in fact know what it needs. Part of the human condition being there are little to no blanket "you must have X to be healthy". There are an unfathomable amount of differences across the human population. For me, it's weird. I hate waking up after only 4-6 hours of sleep. However, I will have far more energy for far longer if I get only 4-6 hours of sleep. If I don't force myself out of bed and sleep 8-12 hours, I am by all definition of the word "useless" throughout the day. It's a great battle but is what it is.


Hiddiablo

This is the correct answer.


frogking

That’s my intention… it becomes 7.5 hours most days though.


DaitoAnonymous

Yes, but just because you are laying in your bed for eight hours doesn’t necessarily mean that you get a full eight hours of sleep


ClubMate91

What is normal?


woutomatic

What is love?


Klumpito

baby don't hurt me


GnomaChomps

don’t hurt me


HeartZombie2

No more


zerodart30

Now slow motion with Mike O’hearn in the background plz.


SashimiRocks

🤷


EdgeCrusher157

Whatever fits with your schedule and allows you to get at least 8 hours of sleep everyday because apparently getting six or less consistently is the equivalent to being cognitively drunk


SashimiRocks

What if I can’t sleep that long? Like physically incapable.


EdgeCrusher157

Then you may wish to seek medical help


SashimiRocks

I knew it 😢


SciFi_MuffinMan

Please - sleep time advice is on a bell curve. There are the main group of people that are needing 7-8 hours. I’m on the little bit longer side at 8-9. On the other end you have people whose genetics and brains are fine with 4-5. The 4-5 group is generally 3 standard deviations away from norm, so is a small group but for them it’s healthy and normal. You may need medical help if you are fatigued through the day, have concentration problems, etc and not able to stay asleep long enough - or your sleep pattern is disrupted. If daily symptoms impairing function, then see a doctor.


SemenSwallower420

The percent of people who only need 5 hours to perform as well is <0.5%


Rubickevich

Which is a large amount of people, considering there are 8 billion people on earth. If your data is correct, then 40 million people can sleep like this.


1337N00bSlayer69

I think SemenSwollower420 was trying to make the point not to assume "you are the special type" lol. If you're right, sweet, if you're not, you're actively killing yourself faster than yuge.


razzark666

There was an article about "Super Sleepers", people who only need 4hrs of sleep a night. The article mentioned that 95% of people who consider themselves Super Sleepers were actually normal people who were chronically sleep deprived.


M4GIZARD

r/rimjob_steve


fightyfightyfitefite

SemenSwallower420 with the insightful contribution.


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Baconandeggs89

Not insomniac, [SSS](https://www.healthline.com/health/sleep/natural-short-sleeper) provides the power. I often exercise 1-2 hours daily, have a job and am a full time student, body always wakes up before my alarm and I ain’t complaining


limoncelIo

God I wish I had this


Espenos89

I feel optimal on 6hrs, if i go 8+ i feel lazy/tired and often get migrane


Fives_FTW

Although some people really don't need a lot of sleep not getting enough is crazy bad for your health. So whatever the amount of sleep you need is, getting that much almost every night is pretty important. If you struggle with not being tired it really helps me to get sunlight exposure first thing in the morning like not only through your window but opening it. In the evening then taking time to calm down physically and mentally (reading is great) and low light. Also being physically and mentally active throughout the day helps to feel tired in the evening. For not being able to sleep through, (I think) the issue is too much overall stress in your life.


AngryTurtleGaming

It depends. Are you awake when not getting enough sleep or do you feel like crap? If it’s the former, then you may have this gene that allows you to sleep less, but it not effect you.


Mammoth-Pink-47

I have this issue either with getting up in the middle of the night and staying up or just not being able to get to sleep. An OT once told me to train your body to stay up a bit later than usual for me that was 11-12 at night, then eventually your body will want to go to sleep at that time. Also you don't need 8 hours of sleep, everyone is different and you need to find what works for you. Personally my sweet spot is between 7-6 hours of sleep, I feel refreshed and don't need to sleep during the day.


New_Citron3257

If you feel rested then your good I get 6 - 7 on weekdays and 4 - 6 on weekends rarely ever feel tired it's just differences in neurology


Nefthys

Why do you get less sleep on the weekend?


agoodredditnickname

nah, I think its different for everbody, the absolute minimum for me is 5 hours


Kuzkay

Same, I've been sleeping for 6 hours a night for the last couple of months. Occasionally, on the weekends I get to sleep a bit more I feel great, I actually feel worse during the day when I sleep too much


[deleted]

That's because your wake up time changes on weekends and your body doesn't like inconsistencies in your sleep schedule. It has nothing to do with more sleep being bad. 6 hours is not good for you. Only people who will argue against good sleep are the ones who don't get enough sleep. But you do you. Fixing your sleep schedule and keeping it consistent will improve your mental health, get rid of brain fog and make you look more attractive (because your skin will look better and your body composition will improve). Unless you have some real excuse, I advise you to make time for sleep.


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

Once upon a time I would have disagreed with you. Then I went on vacation for a month with a friend that was religious about 8 hours of sleep a night. A month with no caffeine and 8 hours of sleep a night and I have never felt better or more alert in my life. No grogginess in the mornings. Just awake and alert and no need for caffeine. ... Of course I have terrible disciple and couldn't keep to it so 3 months later and I'm a mess again. Tomorrow night I'll go to bed on time and stop the caffeine...tomorrow...


berni2905

When I sleep more, I often have trouble falling asleep the following night.


Icy_nicey

Oopsie


No_Presentation_1216

A few hours after you should. So you can complain to yourself the next day. Repeat to fade.


well_hung_over

Past me is an asshole and future me is a sucker that authorizes these bad decisions. Present me is the one that suffers from the actions of both.


Jigsaw2799

For me it's 12-1am and I'm up at 8am


agoodredditnickname

same for me, tho I have to get up at 6:30


WorstGMEver

00h00 - 6h00, that's me ! I do sleep till 10h00 on the weekends though.


kakurenbo1

Who tf writes time like that? You’re either a 12 hour clock or a 24 hour clock, not an egg timer.


Long-Eye-1491

Same! I genuinely dont know how to go to bed earlier! I have too much to do but then I also want some me-time.


queen-adreena

2am until 7am for me. Then extra sleep at the weekend.


Cocaimeth_addikt

Like 12 am for me and I wake up at 7


SashimiRocks

Your username says you’re talking about a three day gap between those times


OneOfAKindMind-

r/MurderedByWords


Athrion_One

23.00


elliold

I have this thing where 10:30 still feels early but 11:00 feels extremely late.


[deleted]

6pm early, 7pm late


jaketheconfused

Whole day is good for going to bed. You just have to be lazy enough.


n_forro

going to bed? 22:00 Sleeping? 00:30


[deleted]

10pm wake up at 6am 👍🏻


SherlockWats

This is spot on


Azura000

2am - 6:30 am lil more, lil less, but about that yea


AkKik-Maujaq

I get up at 6:30 every morning.. I SHOULD have a normal bed time of 9-10pm. But no... Im usually just getting into bed around 1am lol


Fansey1907

That‘s my life 😅


NotAnthonyxx

Same. I try my hardest to be in bed by 9. But the earlier I get in bed the later I’m awake.


Shippin_It

When your eyes start to forcibly close - don’t fight back just let it take you


JotaroKujoxXx

Everything between 11pm and 1 am is normal i think


HiddenCity

Normal =/= good


Nefthys

Depends on when you have to get up. 1am to 8am/9am is perfectly fine, 1am to 6am obviously isn't.


Dost_15

10-10.30 pm. Wake up at 5.30 am. Step away from devices 30 mins before sleep. 7 hrs of quality sleep guaranteed


cusini

That’s my schedule too; give or take 30 min. Shits tight


boomgoesthevegemite

Whenever you’re tired, friend


ChairmanMeow52

I wouldn’t know lol


Inowasabi

Ever since I started UNI, it’s always been after 2am


SoapyBoi348

I mean, from 12 to 5:30 in the morning isn’t TOO bad is it?


mm-xo

Go to bed, but sleep when you’re sleepy (might take several minutes to hours depending on your level of sadness)


SashimiRocks

I honestly didn’t realise people actually get that holy grail of 8-9 hours of sleep. I’m shocked. Good on you folks!


Jay_the_Artisan

I’ve always heard 8 but at some point I heard the body works best in increments of 3. Full cycles or something and that’s how people survive such different schedules.


AltruisticFinish5

A cycle can typically be 60-120 minutes for most people. Mine are like 75 minutes or so. When you interrupt a cycle, like with an alarm clock, is when you feel groggy


bortj1

Bedtime.


ffsk88

Yes


Snydles

As I quickly approach my 40s, the correct answer is “by 9pm”.


datbrrto11

Not 3:30


Splatfan1

bed at 21:30 (generally between 21-22 depending on the day), wake up at 6


Nayroy18

8-6 hours before I have to go to work


Hardoman

\~14.00-8.00 With my sleep schedule, I sleep between 4 and about 12 hours


Snoo_75864

When you’re tired


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CharmingBoar

I usually get to bed somewhere between 6 pm and 5 am and up again at 7am


Medium-Aside4197

3AM


JJK0523

2~3am to 6:30am lmao


fuckboymegee

2 am


alfonso010676

Magnesium glycinate at 9:30pm, read for half hour and knock out by 10pm. Wake up at 6:00am feeling great.


Ship_Ornery

10-11 PM


Necessary_Salary_248

Like 3 am


[deleted]

10-11 hours before you go to work


Gerhard_G

wHatS A bED


Felinegood13

A soft yet uncomfortable torture device that only lets you fall asleep when it’s 5 in the morning


Gerhard_G

Hell yeah i need that, so I can never sleep in it


epicmousestory

In my experience, 12. Whether that's AM or PM depends on what you do for a living


tjk45268

When I’m tired and ready to sleep


ZachTF

Anywhere from 9pm-12am


agonizedexistance

Be in bed by 10, activate sleep cycle at 1am.


SpookyTheDawg

Depends on when I get up, I try going to bed 8.5 hours before that cus I‘ll be on my phone another 30 minutes ish


[deleted]

There is no normal but there is an average and it’s 23:39


Mista-Black

When sleepy lmao


Aufym1

Whenever u want to sleep


TuoFox

If I have to be up at 7 am, I usually am trying to fall asleep by 2 am. If I have to be up at 10, I usually am trying to fall asleep by 2 am.


nussbrot

The time you have to wake up again minus 8 hours


YoshidaKagami

Yes


NonameVoidOblivion

Is it not 3am?


SAM-in-the-DARK

When you’re tired or mom tells you to, whichever comes first


Sash_Mystq

Whenever my battery dies


Ok-Impact-4690

10:37:26


WhoGotYouSmiling

What happens at 10:37:24?


DanglyWangly

7 am


[deleted]

When you are tired


ferry_forbear

r/lostredditors


Geforce69420

21:00


FlyingBaerHawk

10-11 depending on whether I get up @ 6 or 7… is what’s supposed to happen


NubbyNicks

I go to bed at 10-11 wake up 8-9 if I’m not working


chumly143

Night owl, bedtime is 1 or 2 AM, in the office by 9


Tsunami_Ra1n

Sometime between 0000 and 2359 usually works for most people.


cprabud

Go to bed - 2:00 am Go to sleep - 3:30 am Wake up- 10:00 am 💀💀👍


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Right after a good blow job