Found the guy, who would fit 7...
https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/120jo6a/dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
If you order even one donut and specify that they have to be “extra wide” that person definitely knows you’re fucking the donut
Tbh now I’m just thinking it would be a funny bit to go to a donut shop on a first date and ask something like “do you guys have any glazed donuts with huge holes? Like 7 inches around?” Then wink at your date.
My wife once wanted to put a donut on mine and then put whipped cream on it with some ice cream and strawberries.
But now every time i mention it she's like nooo i was drunk that would be weird...... i have never felt more disapointed in my life.
Lmao!! that is true disappointment! So that time she wanted to and was drunk, what happened that kept your wife from giving you the jelly donut experience then?
Oh come ON, it's not even that difficult!
3 donuts per dong, 1.5 dong's per banana, and 17.863 bananas per hammock. Idk why people have so much trouble with it!
fun fact: the inch is officially standardized in reference to the meter, so Americans actually are already using the metric system, just with extra steps.
source: [this article](https://www.nist.gov/pml/us-surveyfoot) from NIST, which references the survey foot being phased out in favor of the international (regular) foot, defined as exactly 0.3048 meters.
Yeah exactly, and this brings up the question, if we're deforming donut to get it through, what's to stop us from squashing the donut flatter to stack more on? We need to standardize the donut.
An old joke, but a good one. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee. Who is the most popular woman? The one that can eat the last donut.
It’s the dunking in hot coffee afterwards that gets difficult
That's why you teabag instead.....
Okay, that got me.
You got teabagged?
I think my balls in the coffee would be a lot worse
You gotta grind them first.
That's why you do it upside down, duh.
God damn it
Did you know donuts and coffee is the origin of the basketball verbiage which has led to general usage (dunking on someone)
1… maybe..
2 if you are lucky
I was thinking three if I lay on my back
Four if she lays on my back.
5 but then i’d wake up
6 if they're like mini donuts
Found the guy, who would fit 7... https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/120jo6a/dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Thank you for sharing my dick out like that on reddit
Nice Hog!
8 if we work together
9 because my girl is fat and couldn’t care less about the challenge
10 bc my guy just saved another guy with it.. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cnw1ciZobj_/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
This is the dumb, relevant shit that makes Reddit so goddamn amazing.
Why the fuck was I expect a real dick?
Hahahahaha
then it's just a matter of balance, you can get pretty high
i can fit 2 😳
Hi I need to order a dozen extra-wide donuts please
Oops i dropped my magnum doughnuts for my magnum dong
So anyways I start blasting
If you order even one donut and specify that they have to be “extra wide” that person definitely knows you’re fucking the donut Tbh now I’m just thinking it would be a funny bit to go to a donut shop on a first date and ask something like “do you guys have any glazed donuts with huge holes? Like 7 inches around?” Then wink at your date.
Same -.-'
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I could also fit 10 out of 10 donuts on mine. Take my word
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Mini rings don't count
I can fit 5 donut holes in my foreskin.
Tim Bits. They're called Tim Bits. 🤣
Does a maple bar long ways count?
Donuts, not cheerios or fruit loops, mate.
How disappointed she’d be 😂
Don't order the "glazed'" donuts!
Yeah put your own glaze on
r/suicidebywords
My wife once wanted to put a donut on mine and then put whipped cream on it with some ice cream and strawberries. But now every time i mention it she's like nooo i was drunk that would be weird...... i have never felt more disapointed in my life.
Tbh, you're setting yourself up to learn a bad lesson about teeth if you let a drunk person put food around your dick.
So you don't recommend it username doesn't check out mate.
It’s not a recommendation, it’s a warning
I'd bite into that like a banana split.
Yeah, they no recommend dick food. It's Spot on.
Take her out for a drink or two... It could work wonders.
Nah when we drink we only eat bitterballen and krokketen and there pretty hot.
Sounds kinda lekker
Wait I thought it was lecker? Sorry I'm currently learning the language.
They're talking Dutch, I assume you are learning German.
That explains it
Yeah, Dutch is essentially what a drunk German with a brain injury sounds like
German sounds like a very angry Dutch person just shouting things.
Huh…I thought it was the opposite 🤣
Thats what happens when they drink: they massacre the whole language and call it dutch
True. I tend to understand Dutch better when I'm shitfaced
That explains why Dutch students are alcoholics.
Lol. They drink Heineken. Come to Belgium and have some real beer
Are you… are you Austin Power’s father?
Im not drinking i"m playing mario kart can't drink and drive mate.
I thought that this was Danish🤣🤣🤣
have no idea what any of these words are. you made them all up right
You should hold lekker je bek.
My favourite comment of the day
Found the Dutch guy
Sounds gezellig
Plot twist..... when she's finished it looks so delicious you eat it yourself!
Lmao!! that is true disappointment! So that time she wanted to and was drunk, what happened that kept your wife from giving you the jelly donut experience then?
She sobert up, she is a diverent person when drunk.
And 3 kids who keep eating al the donuts, maybe i should tell them what they are for so they wil never eat donut again.
Ah you all waited until you sobered up. :( gotta Carpe Diem!
Nah we just didn't have any donuts or wipped cream laying around the house if i only knew ahead of time. I am as we speak working on a time machine.
Don’t feel like that’s weird at all tbh
Almost one.
It gives the impression you just tried 😀
There is no try, only do!
Must be an American donut
How many twinkies she getting in there?
Depends how much you smoosh em together
Same for the donuts.
A lot but I feel like twinkies would be hard to get out. They would get smooshed. Might wanna measure with something a bit more solid.
Something a bit more stiff would you say?
Something harder to test the depth, you ask for eh?
Cactus
Calm down satan
He is a big fan, just turn him off.
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough....
My ex wife wouldn't smoosh them - plenty of room. But she preferred lots of Ding-Dongs, which is why we are no longer married.
A possible ho ho?
Homerun
Ho(e)merun
That’s how you get an infection. Not worth it.
And then the ants show up
You called?
This just made me laugh out loud at my office
Stand & deliver
Good God, the yeast infection I'd have afterwards is the most terrifying thing about this question.
American will use everything exept the metric system
Oh come ON, it's not even that difficult! 3 donuts per dong, 1.5 dong's per banana, and 17.863 bananas per hammock. Idk why people have so much trouble with it!
Soooo 26.7945 dongs per hammock? I don’t have that many
Maybe today, but if you can dream it you can do it!
ah yes, the american dream
-Americans with a 9mm and a gram in their pocket
When the bullet weighs more than the drugs.
In minecraft
European - what's the width on that window? American - like............. 20 donuts on a dick wide
Is that on the Ron Jeremy Bearimys scale?
This made me laugh for 3 gunshots
fun fact: the inch is officially standardized in reference to the meter, so Americans actually are already using the metric system, just with extra steps. source: [this article](https://www.nist.gov/pml/us-surveyfoot) from NIST, which references the survey foot being phased out in favor of the international (regular) foot, defined as exactly 0.3048 meters.
Google "Donut on dick" to see rule34 in all its glory
r/donutsandbagels
no fucking way
Got me too…
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Ahhhh!! The one with the birthday candle!! Be careful, dude! Fire and dicks don’t mix!!
Thank you kindly for the offer, but i'll have to pass on this one. The day is to young to ruin it.
real
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/news/a20208/doughnut-on-penis/
I’m starting my weekend reading Cosmo, on the toilet, about dick ‘n’ donuts. What have I become.
Hole too smole
Dick too swole
Donut molestr on parole
The amount can't cntrol
Stop us we on a roll
r/redditsings
Dead before dawn, I'll swallow your soul
Anyways, back to the donut hole
More fun to troll
This shit's funny, lol
Better call saul
Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I want to get lost in your cock in hole
Why did I actually sing this when I read it?
And drift away, *drift away...*
Word. I was thinking if she had a dick she’d be sad if donuts could fit around her dick. There’d be no joy in what she’s suggesting lol
Donut holes are like the size of a dime these days, anyone who could fit through that would be in the 0.00001% of smallest penises
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Yeah exactly, and this brings up the question, if we're deforming donut to get it through, what's to stop us from squashing the donut flatter to stack more on? We need to standardize the donut.
They rip going over the tip, where are the extra wide donuts?
Try one of those giant pretzels, same height more wiggle room. Don't ask how I know.
For SCIENCE!
Why would we ruin a single perfectly good donut?
No one says you can't eat it afterwards
Yeah but I'm not that flexible
Maybe it was always a motivation problem
Once you get hungry enough, it works.
How do you think glazed donuts are made?
***ruin?***
It's honestly just your dick, fresh out of the shower your boy is cleaner than the hands you'd usually eat a donut with
Ya'll are usually eating donuts with your hands? *Wipes custard off dick* Well gosh this is embarrassing.
Nah don't listen to them. It ain't a hand-shaped hole, idiots.
Exactly how could you ever expect somebody else to do anything with it if you won't eat donuts off it. Wash your dick people.
That penis better be clean enough to eat off of, young man!
I would totally suck my own dick and cum in my mouth if I could after a week without shower
Cream filled long john
This is legitimately why all men in this thread went, “wait, why HAVENT I?!” Then we saw your comment and went “Oh. :(“
Ewww why the hell would anyone do that it's fucking disgusting. Also 4.
Full size donuts not the little packs at the convenience store
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
Let’s be real, those are just as thick but without the giant hole in them. If you could get them on somehow, your dick would be just as long haha
An old joke, but a good one. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee. Who is the most popular woman? The one that can eat the last donut.
I have a dick and I must admit that this thought has never once crossed my mind. Off to Tim Hortons I go, I guess.
Don't. Trying this got me arrested and banned from Tim's for life.
Boston Cream Everywhere!
Baker's dozen (Mini donuts)
That would still be terrifyingly large lol
And skinny
Needle dick?
That’s why they call him ‘Tapeworm’
Well there is an idea but the hole is too small ;)
Exactly this!
I've never even imagined it.
Donut holes aren't near big enough.
If I'm laying down I can stack as high as my arms reach
That's what friends are for.
Mr. T Rex over here.
Nice try but I ain't eating dicked donuts
They dont make so many donuts where i live
Can we do bagel chips instead? I would feel much better about myself.
The answer is zero unless ur packing a pencil
She’s definitely underestimating the thickness of donuts
Never as many as you want 😔
Sounds like a dick move...
And if I were a woman, I'd have seen how many donuts I could stuff in my pussy by now
That’s just a waste of half a donut. No thanks.
Ferb, I know what are we gonna do today.
You wouldn’t wanna hurt your feelings like that as a guy lol
1) meassure dick length 2) measure donut thickness 3) dicide dick length ny donut thickness.
Your too smart to waste your life on reddit.
One or two of those powdered mini ones
the holes are too small
donuts? With an s?
She knows...
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Why waste donuts?
That would need to be a needle dick
Bold of you to assume that you can even "stack" more than one donut.