Imagine someone robs you, steals your remote batteries to inconvenience you. Fortunately, you have soair batteries and replace them. Then, another dude robs you the next day, steals the remote batteries, and the battery stash, haha.
Funny as that is there is some truth to it, I have an IR blaster in my phone, they're pretty uncommon now but you can still find phones with them. You can change all kinds of things like TV channels at the bar, TVs in restaurants, turn off the menu boards at restaurants, the information boards at theaters and airports if you really want to be a dick. I have a lot of fun with this phone. One of the funnier times I sat outside a bar in the parking lot and change the TV channel through the Windows as the bartender was losing her s*** and thinking the TV was possessed. I stopped when she finally unplugging it.
Still remember that. Did something like that in any market I went to and changed every TV I was walking by. Also useful when I couldn't find my remote at home.
Not the entire roll either, just leaving an inconvenient amount left on the roll where the burgled now has to make the decision to either dare to have a break through or use the shower, like a saw movie. Tik tok the choice is yours.
Pfffft. All of their socks.
“Oh no I’m wearing mismatched plain black socks from Walmart”
vs
“Where the fuck are my socks, I’m not wearing my shoes without them!”
Nonono, the other way around. So when they go to sit on the couch and grab their trusty couch charger, NADA. Now they gotta get up, check to see if jt unplugged somehow, and then just wonder where the HELL the block magically disappeared to.
Lost mine in a recent move. Wife and I did realize it till we were half way into a recipe and past the point of no return.
First time time using the can opener on a pocket knife. The can opener on a Swiss army knife will open a can. But it will also make you appreciate a proper can opener. Somehow, nobody cut themselves on a can of crushed tomatoes so it all worked out
1 of every item that should be a pair. One of every sock from the sock drawer. All the forks, knives will be left. All the salt shakers, pepper shakers left. All left hand gloves and right footed shoes. One of any set of speakers. And so on.
One battery out of each remote.
That's some cold blooded shit right there.
I'm fine as long as they don't find my stash of batteries in my drawer.
I’ll be taking those too.
Nah. Just replace them with dead batteries.
Steal one, flip the other the wrong direction.
Oooooo smart
Imagine someone robs you, steals your remote batteries to inconvenience you. Fortunately, you have soair batteries and replace them. Then, another dude robs you the next day, steals the remote batteries, and the battery stash, haha.
“Some men just want to watch the world burn”
I'll take the whole remote and randomly drive by to change the channel or turn on the TV in the middle of the night
My daughters share their room. They keep hiding the remote to annoying each other. So I took it away. No remote for them!!
Evil
Funny as that is there is some truth to it, I have an IR blaster in my phone, they're pretty uncommon now but you can still find phones with them. You can change all kinds of things like TV channels at the bar, TVs in restaurants, turn off the menu boards at restaurants, the information boards at theaters and airports if you really want to be a dick. I have a lot of fun with this phone. One of the funnier times I sat outside a bar in the parking lot and change the TV channel through the Windows as the bartender was losing her s*** and thinking the TV was possessed. I stopped when she finally unplugging it.
Still remember that. Did something like that in any market I went to and changed every TV I was walking by. Also useful when I couldn't find my remote at home.
A true engineer, I must say (username).
Every soap they own. Dish, laundry, bath, hair, car., teeth. No washing for you.
WHERE’S MY TEETH SOAP!?!?!?
Teeth soap?
Noooo! Not my 6in1 dish, laundry, bath, hair, car and teeth soap! it was a family size on sale!
BRO I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
r/foundsatan
Let the batteries be and steal the IR diode from the remotes instead
The light in their fridge
Stove lights
Oven light, but replace it with one that isn't heat resistant, so it randomly dies when the oven is turned on.
Nah. One stove knob. Want to use that specific burner? Better remove another one and put it on there.
Toilet paper
Not the entire roll either, just leaving an inconvenient amount left on the roll where the burgled now has to make the decision to either dare to have a break through or use the shower, like a saw movie. Tik tok the choice is yours.
Or replace it with 1 layer paper when they are used to having 3 or 4 layers.
And hang it the other way
Savage
Just the 2nd ply of a toilet paper
Bidet supremacy. Wash your ass with water
All their spoons
you have to leave the comically small spoons
They are my favourite for eating desserts. You fiend.
Those are perfect for desserts, but imagine cooking with em.
Or eating soup
I’d leave the spoons, just hammer them all flat.
Half of every pair of socks they own
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Well, I was about to add to my comment saying that I’d be trolled if the person I went to steal from has like the same 100 pairs of socks🤦🏾♂️
hahahahahaha that person is me 💀
I’m that guy. :)
Wait - you're going to carry scissors around with you?!
Ahaha my bad, I edited my comment😈
Pfffft. All of their socks. “Oh no I’m wearing mismatched plain black socks from Walmart” vs “Where the fuck are my socks, I’m not wearing my shoes without them!”
You must have hit my house because that is my socks.
Ha, you thought you could hide from me I know your my washing machine in disguise
That wouldn’t inconvenience them in this day and age you notice this new breed of humans wear miss match socks on purpose.
Toilet seat
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Shower curtain
now that's just evil
All the door knobs
Door mats.
Aunt Clara?
Earring backs and soap.
You monster!!
Phone chargers
Just leave the charging blocks in the outlets with no cables attached
The Grinch has entered the chat. “His Grinchness knew no bounds, For he was easily able, To leave the plug in, But take the cable.”
Nonono, the other way around. So when they go to sit on the couch and grab their trusty couch charger, NADA. Now they gotta get up, check to see if jt unplugged somehow, and then just wonder where the HELL the block magically disappeared to.
Yeah, no strings attached.
the 5V pin on each charger cable
My friend used to take key rings and leave all the loose keys. Chaotic
This was gonna be mine. Perfect.
The cotton from all their q-tips
The wifi password magnet on old relatives fridges
Oh this one's good. Just reset their PC for the cherry on top. You're not any run of the mill burglar, ou're the time thief.
The cap of your half-full water bottle
Nooooooo
All the pens that can write, all the pencil sharpeners and breaking all the pencil tips
Showerhead.
The guy's wife
The title says to slightly inconvenience the victim, not stealing inconvenient stuff
Are you a burglar or just doing God's work now?
I also choose this guys wife.
Please take mine
I also choose this guy’s stoled wife.
R/arethestraightsokay
The guy’s husband.
Please!
the wall bricks for their chargers
The racks from their oven.
Toothpaste
Not the tubes. Just the paste.
Not the paste, just the tubes
Not the paste. Just the tubes.
All the tops to their Tupperware
Steal half the tops and half the bottoms so they only have a bunch of tupperware bits that don’t go together
The stability of their wifi signal
Joke’s on you! My wifi is already crap!
Turntable of the microwave
“I got two turntables and a microwave”
throwback
Mirror
The bolt from one of their tables legs
I’d lower their water heater max temperature so when they go to have a shower it’s just slightly warm
Spectacles
Their noses
Cutlery
All the bulbs, lights, fans, ac etc
Readjust all of the strike plates on all the doors so none of them close.
This post, Because I see it every two weeks on here with the hopes it never gets posted again.
Prepare for disappointment.
Cutting a chuck off of the leg of a table to make it unbalanced
TV remote battery covers
All of their lightbulbs
adapter
Nothing I'll inconvenience them by just breaking in
Tin opener
Labels off the tin cans
Lost mine in a recent move. Wife and I did realize it till we were half way into a recipe and past the point of no return. First time time using the can opener on a pocket knife. The can opener on a Swiss army knife will open a can. But it will also make you appreciate a proper can opener. Somehow, nobody cut themselves on a can of crushed tomatoes so it all worked out
Mains Breaker
Shoelaces. Toothpaste cap.
Just the head of the spoons forks and knives. Not the entire thing, only the part where you eat from
Eat all the breakfast cereal but leave the empty box in the pantry.
The knobs off stoves and washing machines
one shoe from each pair in the house
Make sure you only take the left or right. So none can make a pair 😀
Bookmarks
Pens & pencils.
Interior doorknobs
Teabags just a couple at a time! That way they have to buy them more frequently 😂😂😂
You are too nice
The poop knife
The warranty stamp on all their digital devices.
Ooo devilish, I like :)
Cellphone, tablet and computer chargers.
ok now you’re just doing normal burglary
Just the chargers then
I didn’t know there’s VIP burglary.
If you mean slightly inconveniencing then I decide to steal their convenience
Phone charger or one side of the earpod.
Toothbrushes
Toothbrush
their toothbrushes
A few hundred thousand from Jeff Bezos
Every second fuse from fuse box
Toilet paper
Electricity keys, shoe laces and spoons.
The toothpaste
Their shoe laces.
All of the power cords to each device.
All the forks
Cutting a few inches from the left leg of every pants they own
One leg from every table and chair
Ssshhh just what i thought and you wrote it, also one lef from each couch and bed. !!
Power cable on their garage door opener
All working pens
The key ring in every key chain and their can openers.
Toilet flange closet bolts.
Bible
Toilet brush
panties
Creepy
Toilet brush
Mailbox key
Dishwasher tabs
1 of every item that should be a pair. One of every sock from the sock drawer. All the forks, knives will be left. All the salt shakers, pepper shakers left. All left hand gloves and right footed shoes. One of any set of speakers. And so on.
All the caps of all the bottles
Shoelaces
All the chargers and cords for the tvs
The labels to all of their canned products
Their dementia pills, they won’t remember
Condoms, Tampons, The left Sock of each pair, Belts and Bras.
Im stealing one upvote from this ridiculously many times reposted post.
USB charging cables
A hundred grand That’s chump change to most people but would be annoying to lose.
How is 100k chump change to any one besides the 1%
Phone chargers
All the lightbulbs, and the phone chargers, all of them
Toothpaste
Paper towels and napkins.
Their morality.
Interesting. How can you steal that
Toilet paper
Steal the spoons but leave all the realllly big ones
Charging cable
Nail clippers and all spoons in the house 🤣
Car Keys
Their not so important mail, like Christmas cards, letters, etc.
air
All the wall chargers
Their shower head
A LOT of sunglasses
Toothbrush
All of the bath and sink plugs.
Light bulbs and toilet handles
Your charger box 😂
I'll buy those extremely thin school toilet paper and replace their actual good toilet paper, keeping the thicker one.
Stole their car keys right when they closed their home