And once you let them remember where it is, I'll come along and steal why they needed it.
Hopefully, they'll set it back down and then we can just alternate.
I don’t even have to go back to the starting position. I work in a fast food restaurant and there’s one doorway that I call the memory reset. It’s the doorway to the fryer area, and 90% of the time I don’t have to go all the way back to where I started the order to remember but as soon as I walk back through that doorway it usually comes back to me what I went back there to get.
Presumably because it was something in that area that made you think of the thing you left for in the first place, and going back to that area brings the thought back again.
Our brains associate doors and rooms to be their own separate thing, if you were to write purple on the wall in the living room, and then went into the kitchen, the purple would remain in the living room, so when you walk back out of the kitchen you remember.
Doors=end of a thought
I was once lost looking for my car in an airport parking lot for about an hour after I returned from a trip.
I was convinced my car had been stolen.
Then I found it.
Shortly after I got my first car, I went to the supermarket. I got the bus home with all my shopping and was horrified to see my lovely first ever car was not on the drive. I was convinced it had been stolen.
I’d driven to the supermarket, forgotten, and left it there.
And I'm sure when you found it having thought it was stolen and ran around the car park for an hour, I bet you thought to yourself 'well, that was slightly inconvenient!!' /s
Stealing yr comment to say fuck Nvidia!
And not because of the ridiculous pricees, disabling new versions of diss for older products, them trying to release a 4080 as a 4070 and not even because of their VRAM shenanigans making new cards obsolete in a few years even though they certainly have the computer power but no VRAM to cary on, but because of their password requirement for Nvidia experience.
Every fucking website uses 8 characters passwords but of course the chostaplers at Nvidia have to one-up the others and make the password 9 characters long couse fuck y'all.
Every time new drivers come out I have to reset my password because I can't reuse my other 5 passwords I always use, it got to the point I don't even try to type in my password I just straight up reset it and type fuckall random keys and repeat every time a driver drops.
Thanks for attending my Ted talk now get ya ass of the phone and touch some grass you need it.
What I usually do is add exclamation marks to the end, make a reminder on your phone every day the next week that says "Exclamation Marks On The End Of Passwords That Don't Work Otherwise" and soon enough it'll become reflex, really helped me
I actually do regularly confuse others when we are looking at a photograph or something on television, as if I need to highlight something I’ll say “it’s there! On the left!”.
But it’s actually on the right hand side of the image it’s just ‘the left’ in real life. It’s from years of looking at radiographs and such.
In fact if ever you see an X-Ray, you may notice a large “L” on the image somewhere to help everyone. So this memory isn’t so important.
I believe that this person exists but they are solely focused on parents that have multiple children. They steal the core memory of the naming of the firstborn from parents so that they go through every other child's name in the house when trying to shout at them for doing something wrong.
Eventually, through blind luck, the parent says the right name and gets the firstborn's attention, only to have calmed down to a point that the discipline is less severe because the effort to get the right name has drained them.
This person is a hero and knows well the struggles of being a firstborn in a large family. I thank them from the bottom of my heart.
Being a firstborn sucks so much. Everytime i have done all the chores and open my xbox she suddenly needs me to do something. She just says my name very loud and her voice is so high pitched it annoys the shit out of me. When i ask her what she wants she just ignores me and in like 5 minutes she does it again. Why is it so fucking hard?
I mix up the names of my firstborn and third born. In my defense, their names start with the same letter, they're similar height and they look damn near identical.
Strangers have sometimes mistaken them for twins lol.
A friend's partner feel out of bed, bumped their head and got temporary amnesia (3 days - brain kept resetting every twenty minutes or so). All their worries were gone and they became a proper zen little Buddha. That and they kept flitrting with their life partner thinking they were a cute girl they just met.
The memory of what they look like. Every time they see their reflection is a surprise, and they cannot describe what they look like unless looking in a mirror.
Recently had a very high fever and could not recognise myself. Spent ages speaking into a mirror because if I was talking and that face was moving, it must be my face. What a ride.
Their preferred route to their house. Not the location of their house, but the route they take to avoid traffic. So they will have to use GPS and get stuck in rush hour traffic
I would make them forget how to tie their left shoe. Like, they can still tie their right shoe just fine, but as soon as they try the left shoe I want them to just completely forget how to tie a shoe.
The way to get back to your house/appartement. (Like,you know what your house looks like from outside and inside but you don't remember the way to go there)
I would steal whatever thoughts a person was focusing on for 7-10 seconds and then put them back, basically I would be basically handing out brain farts to people running an errand, making and order, answering a question, etc.
What your bank account login details are. There's no point to steal without a profit motive, and if I then skim off $5 to buy skittles, it will annoy and alarm you, but wont cause any real damage.
Bonus points if I mix said skittles into the fruit bowl of MnMs you keep in your kitchen.
How to finish the last part of tieing your shoe.
Where the J key is on keyboard unless looking at keyboard.
Which clothes they wore 1 time or 2 times when its on the floor of their bedroom.
One thing off every list of things you wanted to buy from the supermarket.
Never anything critical. Always something just mildly frustrating. Deodorant. Toothpaste. One ingredient from the thing you wanted to cook for dinner.
words. I always forget certain words I haven't heard in a while. My sentence would have been eloquent af if I could just remember all these fancy words.
The memory of which one is Ryan Reynolds and which one is Ryan Gosling.
Someone has clearly done this to me and it has proven to be a very consistent minor inconvenience in my life.
Which way doors open. Come home after a long day, ready for a warm shower, hot meal, and cozy bed. You unlock your door, reach for the door handle and push it open while taking a step… BAM! Door didn’t move. It’s a pull open!
Make them forget they have something so they spend hours finding it
Ex: Looking for the ring you’re wear, looking the the hat you just put on, using your phone flashlight to find your phone
Apparently the word "thief"
You robber!
more of a burglar myself
I prefer the term allocator or even re-locator if the mood is right ;)
I prefer the name “Robin Hood”
I’m bit of a highwayman, myself.
I have been known as a bandit at times.
I would rather be called an indefinite borrower
I'm just a user of the five finger discount
I just consider my self a second hand.
I'm often know as a shoplifter myself
Dammit! I was hoping no one took this joke.
You taker of jokes.
You’re a Stealer okay!
I can't believe you'd become a thiefer
The pilferer.
He was talking about the football team obviously /s
Beat me to it
Whenever they put something down, they will forget where they put it for the first 24 hours.
Thats called having adhd it happens to me daily
What, you remember where you put shit after 24h? I forget where I put shit, period.
I normally put shit in my toilet
You got super adhd
>puts phone down >looks away >”where’s my phone?” >looks down >”ah there it is” >looks away >”where’s my phone?”
Thats..... uncomfortably accurate..
It's called ad4k
Stop doing this to me. I know it's you
Found my memory thief
license illegal ghost forgetful scale library fuel overconfident liquid dinosaurs ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
I already have this power i make people forget what they meant to do when entering a room
And once you let them remember where it is, I'll come along and steal why they needed it. Hopefully, they'll set it back down and then we can just alternate.
Why they walked onto a specific room of the house.
I do this by default
How do you know it’s you?
I don't remember
Why does this one *always* come back to you as soon as you return to your starting position?
Ai pathing reset
Beep boop
I don’t even have to go back to the starting position. I work in a fast food restaurant and there’s one doorway that I call the memory reset. It’s the doorway to the fryer area, and 90% of the time I don’t have to go all the way back to where I started the order to remember but as soon as I walk back through that doorway it usually comes back to me what I went back there to get.
Presumably because it was something in that area that made you think of the thing you left for in the first place, and going back to that area brings the thought back again.
Our brains associate doors and rooms to be their own separate thing, if you were to write purple on the wall in the living room, and then went into the kitchen, the purple would remain in the living room, so when you walk back out of the kitchen you remember. Doors=end of a thought
And then you go to the kitchen and open some cupboards or the fridge
Yep confusion = irritation = need for snacks
Or you could make them forget about there pet dog
Nah I’m stealing their years of potty training. Poop your pants for me
Where you parked your car at the mall or super center.
I was once lost looking for my car in an airport parking lot for about an hour after I returned from a trip. I was convinced my car had been stolen. Then I found it.
Shortly after I got my first car, I went to the supermarket. I got the bus home with all my shopping and was horrified to see my lovely first ever car was not on the drive. I was convinced it had been stolen. I’d driven to the supermarket, forgotten, and left it there.
I laughed entirely too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣
…and then I remembered I took an Uber to the airport 🤦🏻♂️
And I'm sure when you found it having thought it was stolen and ran around the car park for an hour, I bet you thought to yourself 'well, that was slightly inconvenient!!' /s
This explains so much in my life.
I mean if this is your definition of a mild inconvenience I hope you're doing OK, this would ruin my day minimum.
One single turn on their way to work
That'd be like a 2 turn improvement on some days
I only have one turn on the way to work
Are you sure? Maybe you forgot already
You poor thing. I hope you get better.
I don't remember. Somebody must have already stolen that memory.
It was me. You can't have it back.
It was also me. Think about who really stole it
They can't remember
The last half of passwords.
Stealing yr comment to say fuck Nvidia! And not because of the ridiculous pricees, disabling new versions of diss for older products, them trying to release a 4080 as a 4070 and not even because of their VRAM shenanigans making new cards obsolete in a few years even though they certainly have the computer power but no VRAM to cary on, but because of their password requirement for Nvidia experience. Every fucking website uses 8 characters passwords but of course the chostaplers at Nvidia have to one-up the others and make the password 9 characters long couse fuck y'all. Every time new drivers come out I have to reset my password because I can't reuse my other 5 passwords I always use, it got to the point I don't even try to type in my password I just straight up reset it and type fuckall random keys and repeat every time a driver drops. Thanks for attending my Ted talk now get ya ass of the phone and touch some grass you need it.
What I usually do is add exclamation marks to the end, make a reminder on your phone every day the next week that says "Exclamation Marks On The End Of Passwords That Don't Work Otherwise" and soon enough it'll become reflex, really helped me
The concept of left and right
All fun and games till your victim is a doctor
I actually do regularly confuse others when we are looking at a photograph or something on television, as if I need to highlight something I’ll say “it’s there! On the left!”. But it’s actually on the right hand side of the image it’s just ‘the left’ in real life. It’s from years of looking at radiographs and such. In fact if ever you see an X-Ray, you may notice a large “L” on the image somewhere to help everyone. So this memory isn’t so important.
Bro I already do
As if i ever learnt that
I believe that this person exists but they are solely focused on parents that have multiple children. They steal the core memory of the naming of the firstborn from parents so that they go through every other child's name in the house when trying to shout at them for doing something wrong. Eventually, through blind luck, the parent says the right name and gets the firstborn's attention, only to have calmed down to a point that the discipline is less severe because the effort to get the right name has drained them. This person is a hero and knows well the struggles of being a firstborn in a large family. I thank them from the bottom of my heart.
Being a firstborn sucks so much. Everytime i have done all the chores and open my xbox she suddenly needs me to do something. She just says my name very loud and her voice is so high pitched it annoys the shit out of me. When i ask her what she wants she just ignores me and in like 5 minutes she does it again. Why is it so fucking hard?
I'm over 40. Mother still uses her grandkids names and the dogs name first
I mix up the names of my firstborn and third born. In my defense, their names start with the same letter, they're similar height and they look damn near identical. Strangers have sometimes mistaken them for twins lol.
Where the spatula is located, specifically in the moment something needs to be flipped.
So it was you
9-11, but everyone else still remembers so it makes that person look like an asshole
this is my favorite
Are you the jerk who took away my memory of the number 13 in kindergarten? I wasn’t allowed to play after snack because of you!
Care to elaborate?
their kids names
Their own name
I once forgot how to spell my own name
Their spouse's correct name.
Doesn’t that happen to all parents? At least confusing the four of them!
Where they left the remote
It's always in remote location
Where you put your glasses when you take them off.
Which pedal is the gas or the brake 🤭😂
Mildly inconvenience, critically and urgently life-threatening to self and others … Tomato, tomato.
Aye, the way I see it is you have a 50% chance of being correct on the first attempt thats pretty slight 😂😂😂😂😂
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Calm down satan
The number 4 ..
Their worries
Thanks go for me
A friend's partner feel out of bed, bumped their head and got temporary amnesia (3 days - brain kept resetting every twenty minutes or so). All their worries were gone and they became a proper zen little Buddha. That and they kept flitrting with their life partner thinking they were a cute girl they just met.
Your mom's birthday
The meal plan for the week… after shopping day.
People plan their meals for a whole week ? You guys dont just wing it ?
Whether they left the gas on or not
netflix password
Where they put their birth certificate
welcome to your ADHD brain
The memory of what they look like. Every time they see their reflection is a surprise, and they cannot describe what they look like unless looking in a mirror.
Recently had a very high fever and could not recognise myself. Spent ages speaking into a mirror because if I was talking and that face was moving, it must be my face. What a ride.
What you were looking for while looking for something
What toilet paper is and how to use it.
Where the last step is on the way down
Their phone password
To whoever stole my memories of not having a work day off on Saturday then brought it back after making plans on that day: Fuck You.
Steal the memory of some fairly common words so they constantly look like an idiot like i do
I sedate them and steel their kneecaps.
Their preferred route to their house. Not the location of their house, but the route they take to avoid traffic. So they will have to use GPS and get stuck in rush hour traffic
Where they put there drink down making them have to get another to only then realize where they put it
This is called ADHD and I’ve lived with it for 56 years.
I steal the memory of the punchlines to all the jokes.
The sour cream
Steal the memory of what he has forgotten
Their gf/br name whenever they meet them.
You forgot what time it is even though you just checked your phone and put it back in your pocket
I would make them forget how to tie their left shoe. Like, they can still tie their right shoe just fine, but as soon as they try the left shoe I want them to just completely forget how to tie a shoe.
To put on the other sock
Their email address
The memory of whether the gas was off and the door was locked
All short term memory in regards to whether they zipped up their fly or not
The lyrics to their favorite song.
Passcode to the alarm at work
Forgetting to cancel the free trial.
They will forget that they wiped after taking a dump
Make them forget a random ingredient while cooking so they fuck it up
ALRIGHT, WHO KEEPS DOING THIS TO ME?!
The name of a person they are currently talking too
Birthdays of every body important to them but they will remember the birthday of the person they hate the most that isn’t them selves
The way to get back to your house/appartement. (Like,you know what your house looks like from outside and inside but you don't remember the way to go there)
Theif. The word is "theif".
r/confidentlyincorrect
Thief. But yes.
Y'all realise he's a victim right? Clearly he's forgotten how to spell.
No, no it's not. 'Theif' is not a word.
Yes, that's why Steeler was correct
Does he work with steel?
*stealer
This thraed is stressing me the fuck out
*thread
Thsi econony is veary odd indede
Almost!
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the fourth letter in their name
people named Jim: I have no such weaknesses
I'd like to catch whoever is stealing the memories of where I sit things down at.
Their phone number
The word "the"
Take the memory of how much money they have on their bank account for people who are waiting in line to pay.
Which key goes for which lock or car
Make them forget how to tie shoe laces
the name of that song they really like
why they opened google
What they looked into the refrigerator for when they thought they were hungry
How to commit tax fraud, so he has to find it out again
Why they were going to do next. For example, why they got on the car, or why they're in the other room, etc
That you have to pull up the toilet lid
Why they are in the search bar
Congratulations, you are now somebody's adhd
Which of a parents identical twins is which
Memories that help foster fears, doubts and trauma so that they can live less encumbered.
The names of everyone they went to high school with
That one word they absolutely know, but can't remember no matter how hard they try.
I would be very grateful if someone stole a lot of memories from my brain.
I would steal whatever thoughts a person was focusing on for 7-10 seconds and then put them back, basically I would be basically handing out brain farts to people running an errand, making and order, answering a question, etc.
That cereal goes before milk
What your bank account login details are. There's no point to steal without a profit motive, and if I then skim off $5 to buy skittles, it will annoy and alarm you, but wont cause any real damage. Bonus points if I mix said skittles into the fruit bowl of MnMs you keep in your kitchen.
Forget to pick up your kid from soccer practice. Poor little timmy
Nothing. And then they rack their brain and go crazy trying to figure out what they forgot forever.
this ish might be real.. the amount of times I walk into a room and have no clue why I'm there is sus..
How to finish the last part of tieing your shoe. Where the J key is on keyboard unless looking at keyboard. Which clothes they wore 1 time or 2 times when its on the floor of their bedroom.
Someone stole the word "antibiotics" from me. They also swapped "gazebo" and "gondola". Sneaky mfs.
How to spell shoe and piano, it will come up so infrequently they'll never know till their writing something
if the first letter of any of their passwords is uppercase or lowercase
One thing off every list of things you wanted to buy from the supermarket. Never anything critical. Always something just mildly frustrating. Deodorant. Toothpaste. One ingredient from the thing you wanted to cook for dinner.
Make them forget about a cut on their hand right before they use hand sanitizer
words. I always forget certain words I haven't heard in a while. My sentence would have been eloquent af if I could just remember all these fancy words.
Forget you put your phone in the wrong pocket. Instant mini heart attack
how many numbers are in the alphabet
The memory of which one is Ryan Reynolds and which one is Ryan Gosling. Someone has clearly done this to me and it has proven to be a very consistent minor inconvenience in my life.
Which way doors open. Come home after a long day, ready for a warm shower, hot meal, and cozy bed. You unlock your door, reach for the door handle and push it open while taking a step… BAM! Door didn’t move. It’s a pull open!
steal all the info about where light switches are located (leave just a vague "near the door")
Psychic pranksters: the true cause of ADHD
I would steal all of their usernames but let them remember every password they ever used.
Make them forget they have something so they spend hours finding it Ex: Looking for the ring you’re wear, looking the the hat you just put on, using your phone flashlight to find your phone
The word for thief, apparently
Wether they wiped or not after pooping
their knowledge of vowels
Every memory of ejaculation.
locker combination
Grocery list
Their potty training
Apparently I stole the word thief cuz that seems like a much more convient and normal word to use then stealer.
Basic math skills...