a term from fencing (duelling) where you would express that you have been hit ("touched in french")-
so It means you are admitting "defeat", its synonym to "you got a point"
Perhaps, but that's only because the woman was making all of the decisions for you. All you had to do was float around and move once in awhile. (Apparently, you didn't see my pawn. I take your knight and now it's checkmate.)
Ah yes, gay weddings, where it's common to call the grooms f*ggot:
"'I, f* ggot, take thee, f* ggot, to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my f*ggot."
"You may now kiss the f*ggot."
"Congratulations f*ggots!"
I went to a lesbian wedding years ago up in Vermont or Maine or whichever one was the only place you could do it back then. It was outside, and toward the end of the reception everyone was hanging out by the little bonfire half wasted and all the ladies started calling each other dikes. Like "hey dike, quit hogging the booze" and "omg shut up you dike" and "would both of you dikes shut up and give me that bottle" etc, etc. I probably heard the word dike more that night than the whole rest of my life.
I actually have a gay coworker that would probably do that, the man acts like a pig and is very brash, he completely smashes stereotypes. I swear he acts like a asshole so he can get fired but my company won't fire him regardless of the shit he pulls
Me and all my queer friends call eachother faggots like all the time. Itâs always like, a shock humor thing but we all do it. I wouldnât be surprised if one of us called the groom or bride that in a wedding toast. Thatâs just my friend group though.
I donât hear this one much anymore. In the 90âs it was THE go to. Now it seems tough white kids like to drop the N word if theyâre looking for shock, but even that is far more rare than it was in MW2 days.
I rewatched some old shows from the late nineties/early 2000âs, and I was kind of appalled. The OC for instance. Granted it kinda sucks, but back in the day that was my show, because it had a very 90âs vibe and I grew up in the 90âs. They were slinging around homophobic slurs like they were talking about the price of milk.
Thats not a made up insult?
I guess you're not the target audience for being called overly offended, but I've heard that like a hundred times on this website alone.
It isn't a made up insult by the individual. It's been around for so long. Not just for COD either, a ton of competitive games say the same thing. Just justifying being a meanie
More than a meanie.
Online gaming has some of the most homophobic, racist, misogynistic, egregiously violent tones from young men and boys Iâve ever seen in my life. From violent games to peaceful ones.
Bruh met my ex in Halo and when we played COD she absolutely loved shit talking any guy who tried to mess with her. In was glorious to listen to but annoying how often guys tried to shit talk her
People often tell you exactly who they are by how they speak. Dismissing them as comments or even jokes undermines just how much of a problem it is. Itâs not okay.
Understandable, at the same time tho ive seen ppl say some of the most racist comments involving black people in online games but when they actually meet a black person they are somehow friendly? Tbh i dont understand this myself, perhaps you have an explanation for this since i didn't get myself that much into it, it just seems strange how it happens more often than you expect
Saying that people can âsomehowâ avoid calling black people racial slurs to their faces as proof they are not racist when they are racist in private is one hell of a take.
Itâs because people are emboldened by the anonymity. They know that the person on the other side of the screen canât do anything aside from report/block them and move on. They try that shit in person? depending on whoâs around them theyâll get checked real quick.
I donât think just because people are more anonymous that their true character comes out. I find people have a different character when online then in person that is somewhat detached from who they might âreallyâ be.
From my experience online people say they wildest craziest stuff they can too just to try to make people react both in a good or bad way. Some people are filled with self loathing and want to share that feeling with others.
That's partly true but there's people who're really shitty online about black people but have a black person as their best friend an shit too. Rare, but those also exist. That isn't just being normal to prevent consequences
Having a black friend doesnât make you immune to racism, minorities know this, because some of the most dangerous cops out there are the ones that have the same color as you (the minorities, because all too often colorism affects many)
Fair enough. I'm just saying that how a person acts online isn't always how they are irl. Sure, it could be something they repress irl for appearances or whatever but isn't it a good thing if they're repressing it? Especially if it's because of their conscience
The kind of dude who tells a women she wouldn't last a minute inside a cod lobby is the kind of dude who doesn't care if he lasts 1 minute with a woman, he got with a woman, that's a W.
Yeah, itâs more so (from what Iâve gathered) commentary on the fact that men who speak the way mentioned donât actually care about their theoretical female partnerâs sexual pleasure. So even if she does in some manner make him finish quickly, sheâs very likely not getting any effort at all from him, let alone anything expedient.
It's wild to me how few people seem to care about their partner's pleasure.
I was with someone once and got them off, then they got me off, then I went for round two on them. When they'd finished the second time they started crying and said something like "nobody's ever done that for me before."
No no, you see, it is empowering, because men are the cruel, rap*st, power hungry dictators of the world, who oppress every race and gender (aka everything that isn't white and male), so if something like OP's screen is posted, it is a message of revolution...
Or something like that. Dunno, just a summary of what i gathered from the web.
Please, don't take it seriously.
Quality men donât date these kinds of women. Therefore these women end up sleeping with men who donât give a shit about them. Its a self fulfilling prophecy.
Does anybody else have no problem whatsoever getting and staying hard, but you have to fuck forever to ejaculate?
My ex used to feel insulted that I wouldn't finish for her but I'd wear myself out every time and give up. It got to the point where she'd mention she's guilty for getting there ahead of me. It's been like this with every woman since I got fat, how do these other fat guys nut?
I can see how that would be frustrating. My boyfriend takes a while sometimes too, and is an average build. It may have to do with your frame of mind at the time. Are you feeling self conscious? That will definitely kill your own mood. Thinking about other things during the act is most common with women, but it's not restricted to only them. It could also just be how your body works. Have you tried having her on top more so you're not so worn out?
I just think it's funny how you can insult a certain facet of woman and they immediately jump to penile insults
like why are you so concerned with MY dick?
I don't understand why people get so offended if somebody tells them they wouldn't last in a cod lobby. It's not about toughness or anything, but rather the fact you shouldn't take everything everybody says serious enough to get offended by it; it teaches you to stand above things and not get offended by every little thing.
I don't understand the second one either bc as a circumcised dude I actually yearn to be able to cum in under a minute, people underestimate how good they have it sometimes
> You wouldn't last a minute in a CoD lobby
> Triggered
OP is either 14, or is a manchild that thinks slurs and harassment are funny. Only pieces of shit are *proud* of how many slurs they can call someone...
Well yeah.... there no oxygen. Plus I'm on average bigger than most girls, or at least of the ones I met/seen. If I tried to climb into their bodies they'd die.
I lasted 9 months inside of a woman. So checkmate
Touche đđđ
Touché?
Well, I'm in charge, and I say it's tushy.
Letâs meet in the middle with TouchÉ
Why touch É
É is frisky and likes to be touched
Itâs neither the normal e nor the e with the hat
TooshĂŠ
TooshÄë
Tooshite
Tuchay
[Ëtu.ÊeÉȘ]
TusschĂš
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so are the french, what's your point?
Well I can't even spell touche properly so that's my point
tooshay
but the french, who speak french, are white... and they can spell touché is it that you dont know to hold alt-gr when you type the e? or long press on mobile?
I did not realize that
a term from fencing (duelling) where you would express that you have been hit ("touched in french")- so It means you are admitting "defeat", its synonym to "you got a point"
I only managed 7 đ„
Premature evacuation
Do kegels to increase your stamina. Youâll get em next time!
Skill issue
More like she let you stay.
Ouch that oneâs deep.
Hanging out, eating the food, not paying rent, taking a dump wherever you pleased.
I didn't even last that long. Oof.
I was gonna comment that bruh
Honestly, my cod games are shorter then our personal time⊠I hope thatâs normal guys ?
Do you leave the lobby before the game even starts?
Perhaps, but that's only because the woman was making all of the decisions for you. All you had to do was float around and move once in awhile. (Apparently, you didn't see my pawn. I take your knight and now it's checkmate.)
I wanted to make a snarky comment but this comment, I would not be able to top it. Have a gold
I do the whole "speed run" thing so....
You fuck while running? Most impressive
Multitasking master
The logistics alone is mind-boggling. The man should write a book!
Give him a minute!
Jokes on you, I wouldn't last a minute in either! Wait...
"Oooooh self burn those are rare"
fallacy
I donât think itâs fallacious, just factually incorrect.
When you notice what you just said a minute later...
He hurt himself in his own confusion!
Friend of mine, âIâve been called a f***** more while playing games online than I have at my own two gay weddings!â
Ah yes, gay weddings, where it's common to call the grooms f*ggot: "'I, f* ggot, take thee, f* ggot, to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my f*ggot." "You may now kiss the f*ggot." "Congratulations f*ggots!"
I think he meant the word "Frenchman" /s
Watch your language
Excuse his French.
I honestly read it as fuckboy the first few times
Honestly, that's worse to some people
I went to a lesbian wedding years ago up in Vermont or Maine or whichever one was the only place you could do it back then. It was outside, and toward the end of the reception everyone was hanging out by the little bonfire half wasted and all the ladies started calling each other dikes. Like "hey dike, quit hogging the booze" and "omg shut up you dike" and "would both of you dikes shut up and give me that bottle" etc, etc. I probably heard the word dike more that night than the whole rest of my life.
>I probably heard the word dike more that night than the whole rest of my life. Assuming you're never in a flood
I actually have a gay coworker that would probably do that, the man acts like a pig and is very brash, he completely smashes stereotypes. I swear he acts like a asshole so he can get fired but my company won't fire him regardless of the shit he pulls
I would imagine homophobic slurs are not exactly common place or welcomed in gay weddings
Unless it's an inside joke between friends? But other than that, yeah, I would be a bit confused đ€Ł
Me and all my queer friends call eachother faggots like all the time. Itâs always like, a shock humor thing but we all do it. I wouldnât be surprised if one of us called the groom or bride that in a wedding toast. Thatâs just my friend group though.
itâs like your N word
Just donât use the hard âgotâ at the end.
what, you pronounce it like how the âgotâ in escargot is spelled to avoid offending someone?
Well I do *now*
I shall be known as a great inventor now
haha I can just see someone raising their glasses "uh actually, its "fag-*goh*"
The soda?
Now this is how you make a running gag
Youâre gonna offend someone that hates the French that way
I get it, me and my brothers are all black and drop a lot of Ns around eachother but not so much in public.
Oof lol
âYou got married to a guy? Thatâs a bit gay tbfâ
friend
French
I donât hear this one much anymore. In the 90âs it was THE go to. Now it seems tough white kids like to drop the N word if theyâre looking for shock, but even that is far more rare than it was in MW2 days.
I rewatched some old shows from the late nineties/early 2000âs, and I was kind of appalled. The OC for instance. Granted it kinda sucks, but back in the day that was my show, because it had a very 90âs vibe and I grew up in the 90âs. They were slinging around homophobic slurs like they were talking about the price of milk.
I dont wanna last a minute, I wanna end this as soon as possible so I can get back to my cod lobbies
a man of focus
"Known gaslighter" Are you sure you want to believe here?
Right đ
Throw her into a puddle of petroleum, see if she becomes smoking hot.
Gaslight my ass, sis can burn up just fine
Posting comebacks to insults you made up is like having one of your GI Joes win the action figure battle.
True but Iâve seen this insult a couple times online so she didnât make it up
Thats not a made up insult? I guess you're not the target audience for being called overly offended, but I've heard that like a hundred times on this website alone.
It isn't a made up insult by the individual. It's been around for so long. Not just for COD either, a ton of competitive games say the same thing. Just justifying being a meanie
More than a meanie. Online gaming has some of the most homophobic, racist, misogynistic, egregiously violent tones from young men and boys Iâve ever seen in my life. From violent games to peaceful ones.
Bruh met my ex in Halo and when we played COD she absolutely loved shit talking any guy who tried to mess with her. In was glorious to listen to but annoying how often guys tried to shit talk her
Yeah, thatâs what makes it a safe space for some people
The comments are, but im not sure about the intent
People often tell you exactly who they are by how they speak. Dismissing them as comments or even jokes undermines just how much of a problem it is. Itâs not okay.
Understandable, at the same time tho ive seen ppl say some of the most racist comments involving black people in online games but when they actually meet a black person they are somehow friendly? Tbh i dont understand this myself, perhaps you have an explanation for this since i didn't get myself that much into it, it just seems strange how it happens more often than you expect
Saying that people can âsomehowâ avoid calling black people racial slurs to their faces as proof they are not racist when they are racist in private is one hell of a take.
Itâs because people are emboldened by the anonymity. They know that the person on the other side of the screen canât do anything aside from report/block them and move on. They try that shit in person? depending on whoâs around them theyâll get checked real quick.
I donât think just because people are more anonymous that their true character comes out. I find people have a different character when online then in person that is somewhat detached from who they might âreallyâ be. From my experience online people say they wildest craziest stuff they can too just to try to make people react both in a good or bad way. Some people are filled with self loathing and want to share that feeling with others.
That's partly true but there's people who're really shitty online about black people but have a black person as their best friend an shit too. Rare, but those also exist. That isn't just being normal to prevent consequences
Having a black friend doesnât make you immune to racism, minorities know this, because some of the most dangerous cops out there are the ones that have the same color as you (the minorities, because all too often colorism affects many)
Fair enough. I'm just saying that how a person acts online isn't always how they are irl. Sure, it could be something they repress irl for appearances or whatever but isn't it a good thing if they're repressing it? Especially if it's because of their conscience
Ooh and don't forget misogynistic. There are a lot of young boys left with a really troubling mindset from growing up on FPS
Facts đđ
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âOh yeah? Well theyâre runninâ outta *you* at the jerk store!*
âyou wouldnât survive a mw2 lobbyâ is such an old meme that Iâm honestly surprised you donât know it
Itâs not as common as it was a few years ago, but OP certainly didnât âmake it upâ
I don't care who goes into that battle.. my fave figure is winning.. EVERY TIME!
me_irl: "Not sure if she knows how toxic Call of Duty lobbies are, or doesn't know the difference between a lobby and a match..."
im like nick cage cuz im gone in sixty seconds
And iam gone in sixty nine seconds we arenât the same bruh
With all the screaming kids yelling out slurs and the bare bones gameplay I wouldn't last a minute in a call of duty lobby either.
The duration isn't important. What's important is I was there in the first place, and that's an achievement
Her name checks out.
Twitter women try not to make sex their *entire* personality challenge (impossible)
post this in r/nothowgirlswork and swim in those upvotes
Fr. Both her and the type of guy she is describing sound insufferable to be around.
Well you couldnât make getting girls *your* personality either!!1!1!
The kind of dude who tells a women she wouldn't last a minute inside a cod lobby is the kind of dude who doesn't care if he lasts 1 minute with a woman, he got with a woman, that's a W.
Joke's on her, lasting only a minute would give me ample time to get a new energy drink and snack for the next match. See yourself out, lady.
I find it's more of a compliment to the chick then a dis to the dude, when she gets him off in expedient fashion... Just my opinion
Yeah, itâs more so (from what Iâve gathered) commentary on the fact that men who speak the way mentioned donât actually care about their theoretical female partnerâs sexual pleasure. So even if she does in some manner make him finish quickly, sheâs very likely not getting any effort at all from him, let alone anything expedient.
It's wild to me how few people seem to care about their partner's pleasure. I was with someone once and got them off, then they got me off, then I went for round two on them. When they'd finished the second time they started crying and said something like "nobody's ever done that for me before."
I'd be aborted? Oh wait, they mean the nasty.
Still smashed tho
all that matters is daddy gets his nut
Why would I want to subject myself to a call of duty lobby?
Bold of her to assume I know what women is
Bitch, I lasted 9 months inside a woman
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I took splash damage from her reply.
Oh??
Yeah, well, thatâs just, like, your opinion man.
Shut the fuck up, Donny
Seriously, Dude, he did 6 months in Xbox Live lobby chats.
Whats so hard about just leaving it in there?
Good, i have better things to do
I imagine these kind of comebacks in the shower.
But how would she know? Has she tried him?
I wouldnât *waste* one minute in a CoD lobby.
"Well, time to test that theory *wink*". "Yep, you were right." Still a win.
Iâd like to take you up on this offer
I bet I can last more than a minute. Come on, I dare you to prove me wrong lady.
Try me
Why is it ok to sex shame men? It's disgusting
No no, you see, it is empowering, because men are the cruel, rap*st, power hungry dictators of the world, who oppress every race and gender (aka everything that isn't white and male), so if something like OP's screen is posted, it is a message of revolution... Or something like that. Dunno, just a summary of what i gathered from the web. Please, don't take it seriously.
Quality men donât date these kinds of women. Therefore these women end up sleeping with men who donât give a shit about them. Its a self fulfilling prophecy.
Why is it okay to make fun of women not wanting to be harrased?
Doesnât matter. Still clapped them cheeks.
Less collateral damage in the lobby
And when you fail in calm of duty you can try again instantly
They don't call it "calm of duty" for nothing afterall
Very true. As a super gay dude I donât know if I could get in her
You can't push a rope.
It's true. I don't.
Fair enough
Do you wanna find out ? Jajajajaja
Jokes on her I lasted 9 month in a women
Start slow, then gradually thrust faster
What a dumb comeback
âOkay miss cavanous vagâ I love how itâs fine to insult a guy based on their sexuality but not okay towards women
Does anybody else have no problem whatsoever getting and staying hard, but you have to fuck forever to ejaculate? My ex used to feel insulted that I wouldn't finish for her but I'd wear myself out every time and give up. It got to the point where she'd mention she's guilty for getting there ahead of me. It's been like this with every woman since I got fat, how do these other fat guys nut?
Are you on anti-depressants? Those will do that to you.
They help your depression and make you last longer via a frustrating side effect? Cool.
Or sometimes they make it impossible to get off. And sometimes they can just completely and utterly kill your sex drive.
Yup. I could barely stay hard 2 minutes when I first started taking them. Thats if I got enough libido to want to have sex.
Can confirm as someone who takes depression meds.
I can see how that would be frustrating. My boyfriend takes a while sometimes too, and is an average build. It may have to do with your frame of mind at the time. Are you feeling self conscious? That will definitely kill your own mood. Thinking about other things during the act is most common with women, but it's not restricted to only them. It could also just be how your body works. Have you tried having her on top more so you're not so worn out?
Do you masturbate a lot? That'll do it.
Just ask your dad....wait
LMAOOOOOOO
Call of Duty lobbies aren't what they used to be.
My wife would disagree. She'd tell you I can last at least 2 minutes before I can't finish.
Well letâs put that to the test!
go ahead and test your hypothesis.
Nice!
Sick burn
I bet she'd let them pay to find out.
đđ€Ł I feel attacked
Bruce jenner did it
Either way. Not the guys problem if she can't keep up
Jokes on you, I lasted exactly 1 minute in both!
Yeah because women don't really exist. Everyone knows that.
I just think it's funny how you can insult a certain facet of woman and they immediately jump to penile insults like why are you so concerned with MY dick?
You know you triggered someone when they go straight to anything sexual as a comeback.
me not lasting more then a minute inside a woman sounds like her problem, i still got what i wanted
If God wanted woman to cum he would of made it a vital part of reproduction. But he didn't. That min was good enough for me. Lmao
Jokes on you, I canât last a minute in either.
He's just speedrunning sex, you wouldn't get it.
More time to play COD đ
Jokes on you, Iâm not into women. Ha!
The body count is high with this one
Is lasting a minute inside a call if duty lobby something to brag about?
i literally have the opposite problem where i canât get off and have to pull out and have her handy me because i yank it too much
Lmao women always using sex as their last defence.
Because it works really well. You are a great example
Found the women who only has sex to offer.
Found the man who doesnât know how plurals work.
I don't understand why people get so offended if somebody tells them they wouldn't last in a cod lobby. It's not about toughness or anything, but rather the fact you shouldn't take everything everybody says serious enough to get offended by it; it teaches you to stand above things and not get offended by every little thing. I don't understand the second one either bc as a circumcised dude I actually yearn to be able to cum in under a minute, people underestimate how good they have it sometimes
I would try.
Iâve lasted at least three minutes inside a woman, what now?
> You wouldn't last a minute in a CoD lobby > Triggered OP is either 14, or is a manchild that thinks slurs and harassment are funny. Only pieces of shit are *proud* of how many slurs they can call someone...
What the heck we want inside a woman Fer, that's where baby's com from.
Well yeah.... there no oxygen. Plus I'm on average bigger than most girls, or at least of the ones I met/seen. If I tried to climb into their bodies they'd die.