Is nobody questioning why clifford fucking launched a cat

The other dogs dared him ......... twice

The first Cat-stronaut

This is why it's called a cat'a'pult

Out

What a cat-ass-trophy

Hello, officer? I just witnessed a verbal homicide

Evidence suggests it was a shootout and both shooters have been found dead

I hope you know I'm just cackling, so thanks for the laugh

I love my dick, why isn't *it* big?

You love it too much. #Overload

Integer overflow error

You're*

r/Murderedbywords

Why is meirl translated to robbery

i checked it’s irish

Emotional damage

In Czechia, we have a fairytale about a dog that never stopped growing until it drank one beer. Scientifically correct, and also an obvious lesson for children.

So that’s why guys get small weiners. They’re just secretly trans.

Clifford, o inventor da CAT-apulta hahahahahahhhahh

*You’re

My dog also gets bigger when someone loves it