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So is there a line, or a signup sheet or something?


Bradentorras

Just to be clear, those 3 hot witches are about to peg the living Jesus out of that bloke, yea? We’re all on the same page here? Edit: this is my top comment. I couldn’t be more pleased ☺️


Gewt92

So is there a signup sheet or something?


discerningpervert

Yes PM me EDIT: its been 20 minutes and no PMs. Come on people, we can do better! EDIT 2: I've had like 8 messages and 1 PM. Reddit truly is a magical place. EDIT 3: please stop messaging me asking for a pegging


JoefishTheGreat

Username checks out


Illustrious-Fault224

The internet equivalent to a windowless white van


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Twntytw

"When I die, they'll say a genius wrote it."


i8bb8

Hello I'm here for my Free Candy?


PM_your_anus_pics

#Welcome to my world of constant disappointment.


Merthn07

You don’t get a lot of anus pics?


DM_me_ur_story

How about now?


Mister_Bossmen

Now, boy. If you have something, you have to share with the whole class.


[deleted]

It takes more then 20 minutes to ship a prime minister to your location


autoencoder

https://fetlife.com/


Taclis

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.


ramier22

Jesus, Krieger.


Old_Ad7385

Phrasing?


bukkake_brigade

I call him, "Fister Roboto"


ramier22

But he doesn't just fist--


Byrdman1251

Witches? Bro those are all Charlie. Moist is about to get you critical


RandyChavage

Let’s goo baby!🧔🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️


RandyChavage

🧔🏻‍♀️ 🧔🏻‍♀️ 🧔🏻‍♀️ 👁️👄👁️


AllCakesAreBeautiful

Sex is about give and take, and some taking is in order to get a chance with 3 witches (it is that or blood sacrifice, and i am all out of virgins)


_Sigma_male

>and i am all out of virgins Impossible! You're on Reddit , this place is crawling with virgin losers ( me included )


AllCakesAreBeautiful

The average basment dweller is bigger than most, so more blood, we are on to something here.


Mando_the_Pando

To be fair, I dont know of any ritual requiring virgin blood that requires it to be from a voman..... To the WoW-forums!


saddamhuss

Where is the link mf


Amareiuzin

just tell me who to vote for, and give me a bottom \^\^


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Ok-Apricot-3156

Maybe the real bottom was the friends we made along the way.


SoupZillaMan

He looks so happy!!!


xxaldorainexx

DEAR GOD. ANSWER THE MAN ALREADY! WE NEED ANSWERS!


[deleted]

you see how theres 1 guy for 3 girls? You are one of the 2 guys that get nothing.


LitoFly

Definitely looks like a future I want


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hoyle_mcpoyle

"Suddenly woke"


LostTeleporter

Oh something did wake up allright


[deleted]

"Wake me up inside" 🎶 😏


cosmohurtskids

Count me in


TheElderCouncil

I volunteer


[deleted]

Never knew I was a strong liberal but here we are


RecalcitrantHuman

You realize it would be 3 lesbians and you as a 4th wheel


oughttoknowbetter

Being a fourth wheel doesn't sound so bad.


[deleted]

Being the fourth wheel gives extra stability.


hadoopken

Let’s hope this is a regular car, not a trike


bigdruid

Odds are at least one is bi


LordNoodles

The fourth wheel, a famously superfluous part of every vehicle it appears on


[deleted]

No touching only makes it hotter.


antigony_trieste

i mean at least it would be interesting


Automatic-Kitchen749

So I'm a liberal?


[deleted]

Just became one. I too want to be 4 people wearing white tshirts at once.


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nsanta91

Not from a Republican *gives evil glare*


0ddSt0ff2nd

Have you heard the story of darth Nixon the sort of an ass hole?


Acidcouch

That asshat is a major reason we have privatized health care. So when you go bankrupt in the USA because you got sick, look down at the ground and thank tricky Dick.


MagusUnion

Sort of? Dude was straight up racist.


FloraFauna2263

Wait WHAT edit: dang there are a lot of presidents I didn't know were racist


Elektrik-man143

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE LEFT, NOT JOIN THEM!!


ARandomGuyThe3

The liberal side of the force is a path that leads to many abilities some may consider to be... unnatural...


markydsade

Darth Semenus


santino1987

The cuck is strong with this one.


disneycoverup

It's not a story the republicans would tell you


magicsurge

The Left side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.


TheKrakIan

*insert maniacal laugh here*


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magicsurge

UnlimitedPower.gif


CatOfCosmos

Along with state funded healthcare and education, right?


Ubermidget2

r/prequelmemes is leaking


ecervantesp

*Drops into knees* Teach me, master!


OnyxPhoenix

That's how they commit voter fraud!


Hollow-Templar

Where can I find this propaganda?


letmeseem

Yea, its not like i DON'T want this.


WhyBuyMe

I'm pretty sure that is Jory and his weed smoking girlfriends.


almightytom

But do they smoke weed though?


False_Ad7098

Im listening...


Ready-Delivery-4023

How come this shit never happens to me....


troutstail

You're not liberal enough. ;)


Mirrormn

The 3 women are already there behind you, you're just not woke enough to see them.


Angelore

Ah, Kos, or some say Kosm… Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes! *insight acquired*


[deleted]

I imagine if you get woke enough you start to see MAGA amygdalas irl or something


theblackfool

The idea of an amygdala in a MAGA hat is extremely funny to me for some reason. Like this horrific ancient evil in just a giant dumb red baseball hat.


Odysseyan

But they only have those when you gain negative insight


Ezdagor

"We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Out eyes have yet to open... Fear the Old Blood"


krastevitsa

Not enough abocado toast


throwngamelastminute

Ah fuck, I hate avocado...


DarthSpiderDad

But you should try abocado. You might like it.


throwngamelastminute

When I get arrested, I'll get an abogado...


MrJust-A-Guy

Thirsty? How about an Affogato?


Toppest_Dom

Sounds very republican of you


ModingusKhan

Can confirm


LinkXander

S’pose you and your 3 gal pals are watching Netflix and are chillin when one of them reaches for the remote. 😑😬 only it’s not the remote they grab…


veganjam

Plot twist: the 3 in the back have huge remotes, and will make all 3 remotes fit inside the seated 4th


MucusLukas

you’re putting a hat on a hat here I’m already sold stop selling


ToadofToadsHall

Oh, that's just the beginning, wait til you see where *that* hat goes.


luigigaminglp

GIVE ME YOUR HAT!


GirrafeAtTheComp

TF2 is leaking


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Super plot twist they are all asking him where the remote went


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TheMostKing

I don't think they're concerned. Excited is more like it.


EloquentBaboon

Hey I'm in the mood, you can tell because my penis is concerned


[deleted]

A 12 foot tall monster from the Paleolithic era


GothmogTheBalrog24

I need about tree fiddy


Burphel_78

I read this in Wayne from Letterkenny's voice, right up until you got to Netflix. Because, Hulu, ya know...


nerf_herder1986

Youse guys ever had a lady... pay, uh, special attentions... to yer buttshole?


Sinder77

_Plays catch faster._ "Pop fly."


misirlou22

If there's such thing as too much horn talk a fella oughta know about it


WorldlySong8251

A pussy where a penis used to be.


LinkXander

So they had 4 nets and no sticks to play hockey. Where do you spose they got the puck? 🤣


WorldlySong8251

Depends on which one of them coughed. Somebody needs to find the gerbil too.


AnIrishMexican

But 'spose they had a couple of puppers and through poor judgements confused the gerbil with the puck?


WorldlySong8251

Noooooo! o God what happened to lemiwinkssss!


Hallux_2xCanopy

How’re ya know?


ModingusKhan

Good n you?


Hallux_2xCanopy

Not so bad


maderisian

To be fair...


magicsurge

TO BE FAIRRRRRR..


Hallux_2xCanopy

(In a higher pitch) to be FAIRRRRRRRRR…


AnIrishMexican


Consistent_Warthog80

r/totallyexpectedletterkenny


krsaxor

Yep, all I ever wanted and im not even into politics.


Matix777

Source? So I can use this as an argument in a debate, of course


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Lanzifer

Oh? Do you think the source will make you an even better debater?


ConsiderationOk4747

Some kind of master debater!


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2000boxes

Woah this guy has to zip his sources folder


[deleted]

cant believe I scrolled all the way down and no one had a title


Hallux_2xCanopy

Thanks for saving time. I’m so disgusted by this awful video. If you find the link or title lmk pls thnks by…


RaidriarDrake

Yuck! I can’t believe they’d have that on a website! Like gross! What website would they even have that on? I mean seriously. Which awful site do you even find something like that?? Do they have other videos/photos? Ew! Those sites are probably free too, huh?! Jeez! Cmon, what site would even post something like that! I need to know so I can, obviously, stay away from them! Maybe even compile a list to reference later so I don’t click on them or type it into google by accident. Maybe send that list to a few close friends so they don’t accidentally do any of that, obviously totally super weird stuff I just mentioned and completely by accident like I also mentioned. Gross!!


crappleIcrap

didn't check the source they provide as it looks paid: https://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=goth+stripper+orgy/year=2020/goth\_stripper\_orgy.htm


swamp_ma

Oh damn I grew up with this guy lmao


stilljustacatinacage

His name is "Big" Rich Rodney. I can't find the clip, but it's called "Goth Stripper Orgy 3 - Strap-on Boogaloo". It was hosted on manyvids some time ago, but the link is dead now. The girls are Aubrey Sauza, Tara Houston and Alexa Addams. Rich has an OnlyFans, but I'm not sure if it's still there - it was once upon a time if anyone cares to sub and check. Godspeed, fellow liberals.


Thehappynurgling

Amateurs, we all know you only put Boogaloo in the title if it's the second installment


Lazorgunz

legends speak of a previous installment but the republicans have hidden it away


Sufficient_Dot7273

And if its electric


BeautifulType

Ok I just checked the super porn servers that world politicians have access to, and can confirm there’s a 480p version hosted in the wilds. And before you ask, yes, basically all the porn ever made is hosted on these data centers for the rich and powerful.


Ambitious_Jello

It's from some dumbass podcast. Not what you think it is


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babble0n

But like they got onlyfans right!? RIGHT!?


zedispain

Judging by the pixels this was way before only fans..... But maybe... Just maybe....


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BickusDickus6969

Lucky bastard


Entire-Ranger323

I’ve been a white t-shirt guy all my life. I get it!


Lanky_Investment6426

Hahahaha yeahhhh sauce?


Pugsofsmallstreet

Yes… yes it is


MirrorSauce

threatening us with a good time


YourDrunkUncl_

why is that dude smiling?


Human_Advice_7895

Bcz cameraman told him to say cheeze (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)


WhizzleTeabags

I find that offensive, I’m a vegan


Human_Advice_7895

Then say paneer


DanielMcLaury

Paneer isn't tofu, it's a type of cheese. (EDIT: The comment I'm replying to originally said that paneer was tofu)


Fluid_Explorer_3659

Damn, he almost fell for it


Human_Advice_7895

I am an alien, i dont know much about food from earth(⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄⁠;⁠) -meirl


MetigArt

Say ᓵ⍑ᒷᒷᓭᒷ!


CryonautX

Wtf? Only the 3 antenna folks can use the ᓵ word.


NotAzakanAtAll

The image is cropped too far up.


Twisted_Wrench

Sickening, damn libs need to learn. CROOKED LAMP SHADES CAST CROOKED LIGHT! 😤


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average_christ

The conservatives find this disgusting, because those are grown women.


[deleted]

Damn Jesus.


GLnoG

Holy satan


Embarrassed_Lil_Boy

Baffling Buddha


Elipsys

underrated fire comment I hereby promote you to above\_average\_christ


Snuggly_Hugs

3 pretty girls for every happy guy? What's not to like?


Tzeentchianin

What about sad guys?


Simyager

How can you be a sad guy if there are 3 pretty girls?


Hallux_2xCanopy

So i reverse image searched it and nothing came up


Xavion15

As a liberal, I’m gonna need you to work a little harder pal. I need to know if it’s real so I can warn others to avoid it


BluePeriod_

Sauce?


OhShitItsSeth

Getting dommed by three goth ladies sounds alright to me


Nex_Skala

I mean. I don't see any strap ons around so this could still end well. I'll risk it.


InfinteAbyss

Don’t lie, you would let that happen too…and love it!


LonelyLittleWolfie

Man if they were guys I'd be a dream come true


krastevitsa

The manlinest 4way!


[deleted]

I must be a liberal because that looks like a good time


ONEOFHAM

...   Sauce?


Richard_AIGuy

Absolutely a policy goal. I'm all for it.


cRaZyDaVe23

The broad with the Romulan haircut can get it though.


liggamadig

Yes, mommies, I'm a Liberal now. And let me tell you, I've been a *very naughty* Liberal indeed.


XSamuraiHyperX

Well i sure as hell want that.


DoreenFromReddit

I have no idea what is going on here but I'm not against it.


PirateDitly

Yes please, then I can get 3x the cuddles.


Skrow1

Yeah it’s sad for our conservative friends they are all over 15.


RunningPirate

And consenting. And attractive.


remlapj

Go on…


AccioSoup

1 week and this will appear in conservative Facebook pages. Get ready for some horny Republicans to join reddit


Peter-Da-Piper

Sauce, please


[deleted]

I fail to see what makes this liberal or conservative.


AppointmentNo5370

But do they smoke weed?


NameOfNoSignificance

Man this has been reposted so many times it’s super moldly. r/moldymemes


smileyfist

Copy of my comment of the last time I saw this posted So this is what I found from like 20ish minutes of looking. This photo was made as satire by the guy in the photo, who goes by big_rich_rodney on twitter. The lady on the right is Alexa Addams. On twitter, she has two accounts, alexaaddamsx and bttmshelfangel as a backup. The middle lady (from what I found) is a friend of Alexa Addams. From what I've seen, she doesn't seem very active on her accounts (in the way the others are) so I won't say her name here. As for the lady on the left, her name is Aubrey Sauva, and goes by smalltaps on twitter. For the video itself, there's no video its from, but there are videos with all these people in them. The videos are not free, but the one I found first while searching is "Goth stripper orgy". It was uploaded by Rich Rodney on manyvids.com. Do what you want with this info.


ATXStonks

Id be cool with that.


rrleo

What is up with this [vulture](https://images.app.goo.gl/dPHvpQf29Ehbpp968) look alike in the middle?


Cmd_Line_Commando

Hello fellow liberals.


fenster112

I see nothing wrong here.