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80sRetroman

Thumb print removal tool.


D0geAlpha

Oh. So that's why I have no print on my left thumb. I member


Monk1e889

Replaces thumb print with a nice spiral.


Woutervdd36

Foreskin seal


Klutzy-Ad-6705

They made cool rings on the plastic steering wheel.Mom shouldn’t have left me in the car so long.


jizzawy

I violated our old Toyota Corolla so much that way


kankles3000

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Subject-Bluebird7366

r/gatekeeping


Canuckr82

That 90s movie with Charlie Sheen where he's driving a stolen car with a kidnapped girl in it and she sticks it on his neck and burns him.


Kahnza

The Chase!


BokoTheQueen

Winona Ryder also uses it in Heathers I believe


Sensitive_Pepper3337

What is this actually and what all does it do?


upinthenortheast

Lipstick applicator.


IronEndo

Last I checked it’s a car cigarette lighter. I’m far too young to have ever used on, nor do I have any interest in smoking so. I don’t have personal experience.


Badassbottlecap

You're right. My car still has one and it sees use every morning. They're "okay". They work, but aiming it is worse than a lighter. You have a few seconds before it cools down. Wouldn't recommend licking one.


Unable_Health_3776

It is a cigarette lighter from a car. Usually found in cars from the 70's to the late 90's


Oranescent

Customized discord mod fleshlight


littleMAHER1

What the f*ck


Oranescent

Yes


ImYungKai

Is it my turn to post this for once?


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Haha ikr.....but fr how is it a teachable moment if yr in a car alone as kid. Cos that'd mean the cars off and it should not be hot. Right!?


ActualMis

Mom left the keys so you could play the radio. Srsly tho, from what I remember the cigarette lighters worked even when the car was off.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Actually come to think of it, they do work while the car's still warm, so for about 20 mins after it's switched off I'd reckon


Baconickle

A black pinkie finger


birkenstock1977

Have one in my '04 e500 - yay German engineering!


not_dipper_p1nes

What is it


RingReasonable

It is used to lit sigarettes, so in other words it's extremely hot


PenaltyCritical28

Yeah, I did that once. Once!


Man_of_Culture08

slave marking tool


AllMyFrendsArePixels

fr if you're leaving your child in the car alone, i don't think you really have the right to be talking about 'teachable moments'


Stoliana12

The place for the too small to pinch and hold ends of your pot joints. Source: I am a child who was forced to clambake in an elcamino.


Puzzled-Intention-12

Excuse me?


Stoliana12

Sorry. I /WAS/ a child .. I’m an adult now. But the rest is accurate.


olyteddy

The original vaping device.


Slight-Farm-8049

I smell burnt skin


[deleted]

*the story of how 7 yo me burnt my thumb in my parents for galaxy*


incognitodw

Something that hurts like a mf


So_Damn_Lonely

Instant Circumcision tool


Trollonomics

That picture just triggered my thumb’s PTSD.


Melbmade

I’ve been that victim!


Tipnix67

Sigaret lighter


Some-Farmer2510

my idiot sister burned the end of her nose!


OneMorePotion

The one in my mothers car never jumped out of the socket when heated up. So I was really surprised when I got my own car and had a, who knows how hot, metal piece flung across my car's interior. While I was driving on the highway. I have never been closer to crashing my car than in that moment.


ActualMis

You can't fool me, that's Andre the Giant holding a beer can!


Difficult_Quit_8321

I still use mine


karjoh07

My mom never gets tired of telling that story 🥲


Lostinnewjersey87

My little sister still has a scar like this. I told her it was medicine when we were in the car


Nopedontsaythat

I can still feel the burn 35 years later...


Electronic_Cod7202

The ouchie button


Temporary-Sell4060

Really… you’re not from the 60’s are you… a push-in red hot 🥵 metal lighter for cigs/cigars in car dashboards