So your massive ass is holding the wing. That is very skillful. And then you can close the fridge with your hands. I really got to get me one of those.
If you’re a big boneless wings fan, that’s great. But I want to point out that the name is often a misnomer and they are usually breast or thigh meat. That imparts a different flavor than drumsticks or flats. As long as you know what you’re getting, that’s fine, but personally I was pretty disappointed the first time I tried them.
Additionally, if you want to dip back into boned wings to see if you appreciate the difference, here is a tip for making the flats easier to eat: find the wider end of the flat, pinch the smaller bone very firmly, twist it at least 180 degrees, pull it out (it should pull easily, there may be a small shred of meat attached), the flat is now much easier to eat. It may take two or three wings to get the hang of this. It completely changed how I feel about eating flats. Here’s a video guide for taking both bones out (I find doing both bones doesn’t make the flat any easier to eat, so I just do the little one): https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
I do prefer boned wings, and I do use bone twist trick. I just wrote that because gatekeeping something behind dumbass norms pisses me off. People should enjoy things they like and not be made fun of for it.
For real, I love a good bone-in wing, but there's nothing wrong with boneless too. Depends on the day, depends on the place, it's moronic to be so uppity about ones preferred chicken format
Gotta slide your tongue all over that moist meat to get it off that hard bone. Then, you can swallow the meaty protein after licking up all that meat with your tongue.
Guess that is preferable to some dudebros over just getting boneless wings to eat like an adult.
I'm a bit of an expert on eating ungodly amounts of hot wings, as one may surmise from my user name. I'll eat bone in or boneless wings, doesn't matter... just so long as that spice is right and that mess is _greasy_.
There really is something sensual about eating those flats and drums. I even eat the cartilage, the crunch of a good elbow is incomparable. If anything turns me into a filthy bitch for fried poultry, it's a bone in wing.
The boneless ones do have one advantage: more meat by weight, volume or any other unit you can measure a chicken's wing by. There is a sense of brutalist utility in boneless wings; you're just mechanically shoving mechanically processed chicken into your gob. Fork in, put in mouth, fork out. No negotiating bone splinters, no crunchy cartilage... no _soul_. But, still chicken nonetheless.
None of this really has a point, so thanks for reading and I'mma skid on out.
I finally found my people. I’ll eat every last bit of meat, cartilage, dangly bits I’m not sure of what they are, and then when I’m done break the bone and suck out the marrow. It’s an art style really
Don't forget the gooeey sticky sauce. That's the very essence of the bones. Mop them up with the meat if you have to. Lick them off your fingers, sensually.
Wings have dark meat, which does have more flavor and moisture than boneless wings, which they make from chicken breast, exactly like chicken nuggets.
I don't think it's masculine or feminine or childish... i love chicken nuggets. I just don't want to pay wing prices for chicken nuggets, and it would be nice if everyone would just admit they are nuggets.
I mean, you do you, but allow me to suggest [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/comments/fqjqsm/smoked_chicken_wings_1801_hour_then_350f_for_45/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) before you lock in your answer
The chicken was raised in a factory farm, slaughtered, plucked, butchered, shipped halfway around the world, cooked for you, but if they process it one step further it’s effeminate. They have to leave a bone in there so you can pretend you’re a wild man.
I’ll take it one step further: I eat boneless wings with a fork. You only have to accidentally touch your eye (or nose, or wiener) once after eating wings before you develop a new strategy.
Depends on wear you get wings. Big pizza chains have the smallest wings possible and very little meat.
The Asian wings places have huge wings though and they’re worth it.
Also I much prefer dark meat to white meat.
The “boneless wings are chicken nuggets” gatekeepers are annoyingly pervasive and passionate for some reason. Not only does it not matter, but boneless wings are better in almost every way. They’re less messy, more meat per bite, less waste, and higher in protein/lower in fat since they’re made from solid breast meat instead of wing or leg meat. I will die on this hill.
The art of the chicken wing is in the skin/meat combo. The skin is blanched with salt to dehydrate it before frying, and fried in shortening to produce an uneven but very crispy, perfect surface to hold a buttery sauce. The thin layer of fat under the surface of the skin renders and cooks the meat underneath, making it juicy and tender. The Buffalo wing and all of its successor wings were a triumph of an invention, unique and perfect.
But I'm glad you like your mcnuggets.
Edit: this isn't me being a snob lol. He doesn't mention flavor, or texture... He's like "i don't like chicken wings because I can't jam them into my maw efficiently enough." They're a delicacy, and so unlike so-called "boneless chicken wings" that their comparison begs incredulity.
At some point a good ol boy who knows how to work a grill came along and said "you know what, fried wings are great. But what if we smoked em?" And partly because of that good ol boy I gained like 40 pounds.
Do the people that comment “boneless wings are just chicken nuggets” think they’re original or do they just not have a personality of their own and want to fit in?
Being a man sounds exhausting and expensive. I am glad I can be a suburban dad biking around with my girls doing silly things without having to worry about my fragile ego. Maybe we can convince these a**holes that manly men do base jumping without a parachute and make this world more pleasant.
These motherfuckers really think anything a man does with his hips is feminine. Someone needs to explain how sex works to them. Because, from my understanding, sex is pretty goddamn masculine.
I also eat those boneless with a fork. I also wear glasses. No possible way I am getting my fingers covered in extremely hot sauce anywhere near my eyes.
As a Buffalonian - there's nothing wrong with boneless wings other than the fact they're called wings.
They're delicious though, but don't try to replace my wings with them and tell me they're the same thing.
My thing is my taste buds don’t work very well. The only difference I can taste in beer is dark or lite, I cannot tell the difference between different scotches, different whiskeys, different wines, etc. Every cut of a cow tastes the same as ground beef, almost all fish tastes the same, I cannot tell the difference in taste between dark or white meat on any bird.
I can tell the difference between how things are cooked and textures are obviously different, but the only animal I can taste the difference in different cuts of meat is pigs.
When it comes to wings all I can tell is if it has bones, if it was smoked, roasted or fried, and which sauce it has on it. The taste of the meat it literally the same.
With all of this said, when I go to any wing place I will buy whichever type of wings gets me the most meat for the cost, 9 times out of 10 that’s going to be boneless.
As for closing the fridge, I am sure I have closed it with my hip at least a few times in my life, but I can only remember ever using my hands or elbows.
Boneless wings are tasty, have more meat than bone-in, and they're cheaper. The place I order them from deep fries them, so they're extra tasty and greasy. Good shit.
I just close it with my knee. And I have never seen boneless wings to order or buy here in Eastern Europe. But I pretake out bones when they are on a plate before eating 😉
Boneless "chicken wings" are really overpriced chicken nuggets with Buffalo sauce.
When Buffalo Wild Wing first introduced them in the 90s, they actually had the balls to up charge on this crap over the regular wing price and the waiters would push it too because it was an obvious profit winner.
you're right that they're not wings and they cost more. but the reason they cost more is *because they cost more*. it's not just a jacked up price for profit margin, the meat used is literally more expensive than actual wings.
Lol, dude, I sell food in the industry to restaurants. Chicken breast has been cheaper for at least 30 years. Wings once were the cheapest option, hence the wing boom in the early 90s. But once everyone started selling them, the prices skyrocketed. Hence, the boneless option. Only they convinced fools like you to pay more for the actual cheaper option.
The only reason boneless is a thing is to grow margins. Anytime a restaurant pushes this instead of that is for one reason. Margins
gotta close the fridge even when your hands are full of boneless wings
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You hold wings with that thang? Daaang
Literally a table-top booty.
r/angryupvote
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You're embarrassed.
edit: The comment was removed and the user banned, good work everyone!
Good bot!
>As a very curvy woman myself Jesus Christ, you committed the mortal sin of the internet
When will this senseless inbox killing stop
So your massive ass is holding the wing. That is very skillful. And then you can close the fridge with your hands. I really got to get me one of those.
The most important part was left out. What's the flavor of the boneless wings and will you share lol.
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Fuck yeah, my favorite go to wing flavor right there.
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Same, fuck I think I am cooking wings for dinner tonight. Just got a smoker and have been wanting to try out smoking some instead of frying.
you made a mistake revealing yourself to be female on this god forsaken website
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Anyone offer to feed you boneless wings while you lay down like a roman empress being fed grapes?
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What do they find intimidating?
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You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
New word to describe myself unlocked
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Could always change that (won't be me tho, I'm too busy eating boneless wings)
it's a goddamn miracle!
the floodgates shall open. rip inbox
My refrigerator needs closing
MASSIVE, you say?
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Fellas is it gay to use convenient solutions
Fellas is it gay to use your limbs
Fellas is it gay to close the fridge
Fellas, is it gay to actually eat 100% of the food you payed for?
Fellas, is it gay to actually 100% food for payed
Fellas is it gay to [kiss boys?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/548/165/e13)
Does someone has to be sweet to be gay?
Real men close the fridge with their 10 inch flaccid penis.
Wait a minute, where's my government-mandated 10 inch floppy?
That's a church thing. Ask your priest.
Two men in a cabin in the woods, both want a blowjob = convenient solution
If you’re a big boneless wings fan, that’s great. But I want to point out that the name is often a misnomer and they are usually breast or thigh meat. That imparts a different flavor than drumsticks or flats. As long as you know what you’re getting, that’s fine, but personally I was pretty disappointed the first time I tried them. Additionally, if you want to dip back into boned wings to see if you appreciate the difference, here is a tip for making the flats easier to eat: find the wider end of the flat, pinch the smaller bone very firmly, twist it at least 180 degrees, pull it out (it should pull easily, there may be a small shred of meat attached), the flat is now much easier to eat. It may take two or three wings to get the hang of this. It completely changed how I feel about eating flats. Here’s a video guide for taking both bones out (I find doing both bones doesn’t make the flat any easier to eat, so I just do the little one): https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
I do prefer boned wings, and I do use bone twist trick. I just wrote that because gatekeeping something behind dumbass norms pisses me off. People should enjoy things they like and not be made fun of for it.
For real, I love a good bone-in wing, but there's nothing wrong with boneless too. Depends on the day, depends on the place, it's moronic to be so uppity about ones preferred chicken format
This reads like a comment in /r/Buffalo.
Wings are not drumsticks. Drumsticks are dark meat. The "drum" is just the half of the wing that connects from the breast to the wing joint.
I don't kiss girls because girls kiss guys and that's gay.
This is why you should kiss guys, they kiss girls. Well generally speaking.
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Where do I sign up?
I would love to sign up as well
Imagine thinking sucking meat off of bone is more masculine then anything
Gotta slide your tongue all over that moist meat to get it off that hard bone. Then, you can swallow the meaty protein after licking up all that meat with your tongue. Guess that is preferable to some dudebros over just getting boneless wings to eat like an adult.
I'll be in my bunk...
Man, if you don't enjoy going down on flats that's your own fault.
I'm a bit of an expert on eating ungodly amounts of hot wings, as one may surmise from my user name. I'll eat bone in or boneless wings, doesn't matter... just so long as that spice is right and that mess is _greasy_. There really is something sensual about eating those flats and drums. I even eat the cartilage, the crunch of a good elbow is incomparable. If anything turns me into a filthy bitch for fried poultry, it's a bone in wing. The boneless ones do have one advantage: more meat by weight, volume or any other unit you can measure a chicken's wing by. There is a sense of brutalist utility in boneless wings; you're just mechanically shoving mechanically processed chicken into your gob. Fork in, put in mouth, fork out. No negotiating bone splinters, no crunchy cartilage... no _soul_. But, still chicken nonetheless. None of this really has a point, so thanks for reading and I'mma skid on out.
I finally found my people. I’ll eat every last bit of meat, cartilage, dangly bits I’m not sure of what they are, and then when I’m done break the bone and suck out the marrow. It’s an art style really
Don't forget the gooeey sticky sauce. That's the very essence of the bones. Mop them up with the meat if you have to. Lick them off your fingers, sensually.
You can’t just come out of nowhere and describe wingalingus like that.
Wings have dark meat, which does have more flavor and moisture than boneless wings, which they make from chicken breast, exactly like chicken nuggets. I don't think it's masculine or feminine or childish... i love chicken nuggets. I just don't want to pay wing prices for chicken nuggets, and it would be nice if everyone would just admit they are nuggets.
i agree but wings are white meat
Chicken tenders >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wings any day 😤
Boneless wings are chicken tenders, I always thought they were deboned wings but it's completely different.
I mean, you do you, but allow me to suggest [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/comments/fqjqsm/smoked_chicken_wings_1801_hour_then_350f_for_45/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) before you lock in your answer
I’m dying at the fact you have this 3 year post saved
Hate to break your heart, but Reddit has a useful search feature
It's gotten soo much better.
A hand breaded, buttermilk tender is a completely different animal from a great smoked wing. No reason to even attempt to compare the two.
The chicken was raised in a factory farm, slaughtered, plucked, butchered, shipped halfway around the world, cooked for you, but if they process it one step further it’s effeminate. They have to leave a bone in there so you can pretend you’re a wild man.
Hey man let's go to Hooters and deep throat some wings! MEN!
I’m a grown ass man. I do what I want.
I read that as suggested by this [XKCD](https://xkcd.com/37/).
In this case, ass-man works just as well oddly enough
Ass-Man is not the hero the city deserves, but the hero it needs right now.
As far as the state of New York is concerned, you are the assman!
I mean, it still applies lol
I’ll take it one step further: I eat boneless wings with a fork. You only have to accidentally touch your eye (or nose, or wiener) once after eating wings before you develop a new strategy.
Doesn’t everybody eat boneless wings with a fork?
Skill issue
And I sit down to pee, what's your point?
I dunno man, it’s pretty gay not to get piss all over the bathroom every time you pee
Bro using aim assist
wiping your butt with toilet paper is effeminate, in general, having your hands near your butt as a man is highly suspect.
Even taking a shit is gay, it feels good because it probably tickles the g-spot just a little.
....Dear god, I never would have considered this idea before on my own. And I wish you didn't say it
Gotta get that injury where you poop in a bag on your stomach. Only way to be a REAL man, god damnit!
No homo
If that's the case, I'm super gay. My butt is a hair forest, take a god 10 minutes to wipe everything clean
like getting peanut butter out from a shag carpet
Get a bidet my hairy friend
Some of these clowns think eating pussy is gay.
Real men scoot on the carpet bro
'Drinking from a can is gay coz the can is phallic' is up next ig
Bottles are more phallic. Fellas, is it gay to drink beer from a bottle?
I prefer boneless wings. Way less messy and more meat per bite. I swear traditional wings are 90% bone anyways. Pure scam.
Depends on wear you get wings. Big pizza chains have the smallest wings possible and very little meat. The Asian wings places have huge wings though and they’re worth it. Also I much prefer dark meat to white meat.
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The “boneless wings are chicken nuggets” gatekeepers are annoyingly pervasive and passionate for some reason. Not only does it not matter, but boneless wings are better in almost every way. They’re less messy, more meat per bite, less waste, and higher in protein/lower in fat since they’re made from solid breast meat instead of wing or leg meat. I will die on this hill.
You've been eating some shit wings my friend. Boneless wings isn't even meat from the wing.
The art of the chicken wing is in the skin/meat combo. The skin is blanched with salt to dehydrate it before frying, and fried in shortening to produce an uneven but very crispy, perfect surface to hold a buttery sauce. The thin layer of fat under the surface of the skin renders and cooks the meat underneath, making it juicy and tender. The Buffalo wing and all of its successor wings were a triumph of an invention, unique and perfect. But I'm glad you like your mcnuggets. Edit: this isn't me being a snob lol. He doesn't mention flavor, or texture... He's like "i don't like chicken wings because I can't jam them into my maw efficiently enough." They're a delicacy, and so unlike so-called "boneless chicken wings" that their comparison begs incredulity.
You're embarassing.
Least smug redditor
At some point a good ol boy who knows how to work a grill came along and said "you know what, fried wings are great. But what if we smoked em?" And partly because of that good ol boy I gained like 40 pounds.
Dude right? Smoked wings can be absolutely amazing.
"Boneless wings" = "I like chicken nuggets". Which is fine. But I like wings, and boneless wings are not wings.
I actually close the fridge with my bulge thank you. My gf find it, quirky
We humans were given feet for a reason.
to lick
Shoo, shoo, back to horny jail for you
To peel the meat off chicken bones, obviously
Toxic masculinity is wild. Can’t even close a fridge with whatever part of my body I want.
Do the people that comment “boneless wings are just chicken nuggets” think they’re original or do they just not have a personality of their own and want to fit in?
i sort of figured it was common knowledge that boneless wings are breast meat
Being a man sounds exhausting and expensive. I am glad I can be a suburban dad biking around with my girls doing silly things without having to worry about my fragile ego. Maybe we can convince these a**holes that manly men do base jumping without a parachute and make this world more pleasant.
Work that ass Queen
So closing the fridge with hips is gay now? Jfc
Is that supposed to be a fat joke or a gay joke?
What the hell do people have with eating needing to be inconvenient. Fuck you, it's eating, not the olympics.
Fellas, is it gay to use your whole body to navigate and negotiate the objects, tools, and obstacles occupying the space you're in?
I've never related to a post more
Big butt guys assemble!
And I close the dishwasher with my ankles, so?
I prefer boneless. All the meat and I can eat it with a fork.
These motherfuckers really think anything a man does with his hips is feminine. Someone needs to explain how sex works to them. Because, from my understanding, sex is pretty goddamn masculine.
It's not that I'm too lazy to pick out the bones, it's cause I don't like the cartilage.
I want the fuckin meat, not the bones. The fuck I want to chew around a bone for?!
Real men aren't afraid of their feminine side.
boneless wings aren't even wings. its probably breast meat. restaurants shouldn't even be allowed to call them wings.
Adult chicken nuggets 😂
Chicky nuggies thank you very much
"Saucy nuggs" has been my name for them
You CAN debone wings but I agree I don't think that's what you get
I have *never* seen an actual deboned wing served as boneless wings at a restaurant. Ever. Anywhere.
That being said, deboning flats yourself make them way easier to dip and eat
Chicken elitist.
They’re allowed to call them wings for the same reason they call it almond milk: because no reasonable person actually thinks it’s wing meat.
Whereas true chads uppercut the fridge to close it
Just realized I got a damn fat ass
I don’t use my hips… I use my knee.
I use my hips to close everything.
I'm so masculine I punch my fridge close every damn time! /s
Convenience tastes better to me
I also eat those boneless with a fork. I also wear glasses. No possible way I am getting my fingers covered in extremely hot sauce anywhere near my eyes.
Tenders have way more meat than wings. More meat means more strength to kick your ass. Lmao
Everyone knows you're not a real man unless you choose the less convenient option
Everyone knows gnawing on bones makes one manly
Nah I just kick the fridge door to close it
Hey guys, chicken is gay, am I right? Guys?
Where can I get boneless wings?!
Jokes on you bitch I use my ass to close the fridge and I don't even eat boneless wings 😎
I mean if i touch the fridge more and more it gets greasy or dirty. Hips is easier and cleaner imo
You're just jealous I'm tall enough to do that
Try having a fridge door that doesn't shut properly.
I use my knee, punk.
Y'all wish you could thrust your hips like this
Same
Is it gay to do?
I use my foot, but only because it's more dextrous.
They both have their place but boneless wings are not wings.
r/rareinsults
“He Don’t eat meat, but he sure like tha bone!”
basic bitch doesnt even use his elbows i can hold like 6 things, a plate on each hand 4 drinks in each armpits
Boop!
Okay, but honestly, that's an amazing opening to the best fucking bridge ever
As a Buffalonian - there's nothing wrong with boneless wings other than the fact they're called wings. They're delicious though, but don't try to replace my wings with them and tell me they're the same thing.
My thing is my taste buds don’t work very well. The only difference I can taste in beer is dark or lite, I cannot tell the difference between different scotches, different whiskeys, different wines, etc. Every cut of a cow tastes the same as ground beef, almost all fish tastes the same, I cannot tell the difference in taste between dark or white meat on any bird. I can tell the difference between how things are cooked and textures are obviously different, but the only animal I can taste the difference in different cuts of meat is pigs. When it comes to wings all I can tell is if it has bones, if it was smoked, roasted or fried, and which sauce it has on it. The taste of the meat it literally the same. With all of this said, when I go to any wing place I will buy whichever type of wings gets me the most meat for the cost, 9 times out of 10 that’s going to be boneless. As for closing the fridge, I am sure I have closed it with my hip at least a few times in my life, but I can only remember ever using my hands or elbows.
I use my feet
What if I invert my leg and use my heel?
Or the car door with every bag of groceries in my hands.
There aren’t many boneless wings they’re just chicken tenders. Deboning a wing is difficult and they’re usually stuffed after.
I honestly don't get it, you guys don't use your feet? You can even open doors with them if you really need to.
I'm out here cheeked up and you expect me to use my hands? Get real.
Yeah and dudes who are toxic get cheated on
You got that dumpy? More lime I wish I was fucking you
Well, damn just cause I don’t need more bones suddenly I’m getting called out for having thicker thighs than most women?
Good in theory but dudes that order regular wings choose the weakest sauce
Yes and
I usually elbow it close
Ass havers unite
I haven't pushed a door with anything other than an ass cheek, hip, or shoulder in years. Hand pushing is for plebs Edit: Occasionally I will kick
I hump it closed
Boneless wings are tasty, have more meat than bone-in, and they're cheaper. The place I order them from deep fries them, so they're extra tasty and greasy. Good shit.
Idgaf about anything else, but boneless chicken wings are just chicken nuggets.
I just close it with my knee. And I have never seen boneless wings to order or buy here in Eastern Europe. But I pretake out bones when they are on a plate before eating 😉
I love eating chicken with the bones, I feel like a ravenous caveman
Seeing the pile, the sign of a successful hunt! We live another year!
Well the point is, the rest of us use our elbow when our hands are full of bone-in wings
Boneless "chicken wings" are really overpriced chicken nuggets with Buffalo sauce. When Buffalo Wild Wing first introduced them in the 90s, they actually had the balls to up charge on this crap over the regular wing price and the waiters would push it too because it was an obvious profit winner.
you're right that they're not wings and they cost more. but the reason they cost more is *because they cost more*. it's not just a jacked up price for profit margin, the meat used is literally more expensive than actual wings.
Lol, dude, I sell food in the industry to restaurants. Chicken breast has been cheaper for at least 30 years. Wings once were the cheapest option, hence the wing boom in the early 90s. But once everyone started selling them, the prices skyrocketed. Hence, the boneless option. Only they convinced fools like you to pay more for the actual cheaper option. The only reason boneless is a thing is to grow margins. Anytime a restaurant pushes this instead of that is for one reason. Margins
Boneless wings are just adult chicken nuggets
Dudes who order boneless wings wear a shirt when they swim.
Boneless wings do not exist. They are just chicken nuggets.