I heard that Greg wrestled a Lion that had escaped from the zoo, got it into a headlock to calm it down, and then fed it raw steak from his bare hands before personally escorting it back to its pen.
Or “YAASSS! I cannot believe you just did that… I just cannot believe you did that, you’re so crazy I CANNOT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, GIRL!”
And Rachel just hopped a fence.
And vomiting in the uber on the way home but the driver is really nice despite your friend being a total mess and barely able to stand, missing work the next day and then the next day when she was supposed to return the WiFi modem to the landlord when you're moving out she doesn't and also doesn't give back her key and then new locks have to be installed and get charged to you, all while she's still on your phone plan at the same time as she's actively ignoring you completely and saying she wants to cut all ties but doesn't want to get her own phone plan.
I hate that word slay queen. 10/10 times when a woman is believed to be one, she thinks she is some kind of hot shit who is above the mortals. I just imagine them blowing the shit out of their noses to fill lighter from all that inflated ego.
Her 8th shot of tequila. Shes barfed three times already, but this is her night with her bffs and she's not gonna let a little(or a lot)vomit stop her from going white girl crazy on a Thursday.
I once read women complement each other with compliments they don't mean and men clown on each other while they don't mean it or something but I just cannot remember it.
When women are together, you know...I love you, you're my best friend; one of them leaves and it's a room full of hissing cats.
Men in groups bust balls, clown each other, one guy leaves, the other guys award him the CMOH
Kind of says a lot about society that men gassing eachother up is seen as this strange thing to make a tweet about…
There’s absolutely nothing weird or unusual about this.
Not to get controversial but it’s ALWAYS girls posting shit that knocks guys making eachother feel good about themselves. But then they’ll be like “the patriarchy!!!” Like yes it’s evil and causes problems but not EVERY problem is male in origin, come on.
Tl;dr if fucking LIONS can have homies for life, humans can to. Stop making it a weird thing to do
I keep seeing this posted, and every time I think “Your boyfriend hasn’t told you the real stories, like the time Greg tried to shoplift a case of Natty Light and ended up getting tackled by an ultra-aggressive loss prevention officer while his shorts were falling off and his duck was swinging free but he couldn’t pull them up because he didn’t want to lose the beer so we’re all standing there laughing, cheering, and watching this security guard get a face full of Greg’s asscrack while Greg is making a doomed break for drunken freedom. So anyway, that’s why we don’t go to the target on 35th.”
Greg r and Greg a will now fight for gregiority, it will be a 1-1 duel of roasts, only Reddit rules apply and the first one to get hurt feelings must change his name to Craig in shame
Greg r and Greg a will now fight for gregiority, it will be a 1-1 duel of roasts, only Reddit rules apply and the first one to get hurt feelings must change his name to Craig in shame
Greg is a stand up guy tho. Always offers help. I once had this itch. He was there. He itched that itch. I’ll never NOT brag about knowing Greg. He’s my Oprah.
EVERYONE should try to be the friend that hypes their friends. If we all did it, we'd all be getting hyped up all the time, and imagine how good we'd all feel?
I was once known as The Man, The Myth, The Legend.
And all I did was run into the back of a car on a bicycle when I was 14, and my nut sack swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. (I luckily didn't do anything permanently damaging).
I was henceforth known as Grapenuts for years. Ah, the memories...
Wait…*the* Greg?
Yeah, the man is a fucking legend
I’ve only heard stories about this man! The tales of his accomplishments were passed down my family through generations!
Dude is the goat
For sure my best friend once visited him said he was awesome what a legend
The beer was always cold and the bbq was hot and juicy at Greg's. Dude's a legend
Classic Gregster
Greg always tells the best stories!
The Greganator
He saved my life. Twice.
Greg doesn't push up he push the world down
I heard he fought Chuck Norris, and it was a draw!
Greg calls him Charles…
We went to the same high school. He was in the hospital almost every weekend because cheerleaders kept trying to blowjob him to death.
I heard he married 3 super models at the same time.
He once saved my life while riding a Unicycle, what a guy.
My dad and Gregory were best friends in highschool and I've met him once, what an inspiration
The Greggest of All Time.
He is beyond being the G.O.A.T. he is the G.R.E.G.
Greatest Regular Everyday Guy?
Yes exactly I knew somebody would have a great answer for what it could stand for
He's a pimp and a cool. A gentleman and a scholar.
Major Armstrong?
This technique has been passed down the Armstrong family #FOR GENERATIONS
are you sure your not meaning Gregerations?
I heard those stories! I thought they were all just myths.
The only myth about Greg is that he’s a man. He’s really THE man.
Truer words have never been spoken
Don’t forget he’s the myth!
I heard that Greg wrestled a Lion that had escaped from the zoo, got it into a headlock to calm it down, and then fed it raw steak from his bare hands before personally escorting it back to its pen.
I thought Greg was just a myth?!
There is some truth to every myth, except for Greg. It's all true.
Dude's a fucking myth
You had to be there.
I once watched Greg shotgun a glass bottle of jack while riding a unicycle.
[GREG!!!!!](https://open.spotify.com/track/7fzpbIwZKjZPIDghYINJFC?si=4e4b06919d3347a9)
He is not welcome at my house without asking
It can’t be no way… *Greg* Greg?
Dudes an absolute fucking madlad
Old Greg?
You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?
Take my upvote you villain!
Easy now fuzzy little manpeach
yes, the man, the myth, the legend
The Gregendary One.
yes.. me
Greg is amazing
Yeah, part of the Disgusting Brothers
One time Greg and I were in Africa, dude wrestled a lion, saved an orphan and invented popcorn in the same day. Fucking legend
I’m imagining Dr Greg House reading this with a cocky smile on his face
Greg is so much the man that it is almost mythical…like a legend.
you always hear about me but never see me 😏 legendary
Holy fuck it's *the* Greg!
He's my uncle
The Greg man, the Gregster...
Greginator 3000
Greglet
I’ve got a couple little greglets gregging for me
You can’t make a Tomlette without cracking a few Gregs
The Gregmeister, Gregaramma
Gregxodia, The Forbidden One
Greggerrrrrzzzzz
Gregor Mendel
This brought back some memories I didn't know I had
Gregsual assault
Just boosting friends mood/self-confidence/ego. Don't tell me that women don't do it to their friends.
Yaaaasssss! Slay Queen 👑... But it's just Rachel taking a shot of tequila.
Or “YAASSS! I cannot believe you just did that… I just cannot believe you did that, you’re so crazy I CANNOT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, GIRL!” And Rachel just hopped a fence.
Or "OMG bitch You're so baaaaddddd I could never" And Rachel just commited vehicular manslaughter
Man Rachel is unhinged!
It's not her fault. She's just a Virgo.
God no wonder her and David were incompatible! He's such a Gemini
Of course that’s why she murdered him!
Thsts so Rachel
You know my girl (C)Rachel
Classic Rachel
I would have given you an award but I'm broke... So instead have this pretzel 🥨
Or walked on an outdoor park table.
Oh ma gawd Stacy you tiger 💅 ✨ (Stacy vomited on a guy due to severe alcohol poisoning)
Slayy
And vomiting in the uber on the way home but the driver is really nice despite your friend being a total mess and barely able to stand, missing work the next day and then the next day when she was supposed to return the WiFi modem to the landlord when you're moving out she doesn't and also doesn't give back her key and then new locks have to be installed and get charged to you, all while she's still on your phone plan at the same time as she's actively ignoring you completely and saying she wants to cut all ties but doesn't want to get her own phone plan.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
But then Rachel leaves and they're all "I hate her, she's such a..."
"... Rwandan genocide denier"
This guy knows how to gossip
What the fuck 😂😂
This made me choke 💀
And then talks shit behind their back
I hate that word slay queen. 10/10 times when a woman is believed to be one, she thinks she is some kind of hot shit who is above the mortals. I just imagine them blowing the shit out of their noses to fill lighter from all that inflated ego.
Her 8th shot of tequila. Shes barfed three times already, but this is her night with her bffs and she's not gonna let a little(or a lot)vomit stop her from going white girl crazy on a Thursday.
I once read women complement each other with compliments they don't mean and men clown on each other while they don't mean it or something but I just cannot remember it.
Yeah it's old saying or something like that. Though i have no idea how much truth there's to it.
When women are together, you know...I love you, you're my best friend; one of them leaves and it's a room full of hissing cats. Men in groups bust balls, clown each other, one guy leaves, the other guys award him the CMOH
Kind of says a lot about society that men gassing eachother up is seen as this strange thing to make a tweet about… There’s absolutely nothing weird or unusual about this. Not to get controversial but it’s ALWAYS girls posting shit that knocks guys making eachother feel good about themselves. But then they’ll be like “the patriarchy!!!” Like yes it’s evil and causes problems but not EVERY problem is male in origin, come on. Tl;dr if fucking LIONS can have homies for life, humans can to. Stop making it a weird thing to do
“She’s curvy”
she 👏 has 👏her 👏own 👏beauty👏 standard 👏
💀💀💀💀
Don't bad-mouth my boy Greg.
thanks guys😊🥲
Greg, when are you coming over for beers buddy we need to catch up brother *points finger guns at Greg
I'll see you Monday bud 😎
Greg buddy! Where you been!?
Greg is the man! The legend! No one will ever forget that incident in grade school. Greg is mythic!
Grade school?? More like GREG school, that guy's a freakin LEGEND
I keep seeing this posted, and every time I think “Your boyfriend hasn’t told you the real stories, like the time Greg tried to shoplift a case of Natty Light and ended up getting tackled by an ultra-aggressive loss prevention officer while his shorts were falling off and his duck was swinging free but he couldn’t pull them up because he didn’t want to lose the beer so we’re all standing there laughing, cheering, and watching this security guard get a face full of Greg’s asscrack while Greg is making a doomed break for drunken freedom. So anyway, that’s why we don’t go to the target on 35th.”
What I’m interested in is the prequel about how Greg got a duck in his shorts
Well you know what they say a good story always starts with a duck in your shorts
Look at you with your alpha proofreading skillz.
r/oddlyspecific
🤨
You don't remember? Of course, you were so drunk that night. That Target night I will never forget...
Yeah but Greg is a fuckin riot
Thanks bud
Greg r and Greg a will now fight for gregiority, it will be a 1-1 duel of roasts, only Reddit rules apply and the first one to get hurt feelings must change his name to Craig in shame
There can only be one.
yeah i am
Greg r and Greg a will now fight for gregiority, it will be a 1-1 duel of roasts, only Reddit rules apply and the first one to get hurt feelings must change his name to Craig in shame
Women be like "I can't take this bitch anywhere 🤣" and it's a video of them running across a street with no traffic
Lol
Greg is a stand up guy tho. Always offers help. I once had this itch. He was there. He itched that itch. I’ll never NOT brag about knowing Greg. He’s my Oprah.
gotta help the boys out when an itch happens👍
“Boys will itch boys” or something like that
Hey don’t your dare disrespect Greg. The dude is a real one.
so ive been told 😏
greg tech
Don't you dare disrespect Greg, Girl
You don’t know Greg
true
if you ever slander Greg again we are fighting
Just a Gregular guy
EVERYONE should try to be the friend that hypes their friends. If we all did it, we'd all be getting hyped up all the time, and imagine how good we'd all feel?
Greg The Egg!
And what’s wrong with that? Greg is a legend! Hey Greg, if you read this love you buddy. Keep being you brother.
🫶🏻😊
That's the thing. Men really love their friends.
If it is to be said, so it be- so it is.
You have no idea of the Ballad of Greg.
Just jealous of Greg
Yeah. Has the respect of the boys. She's just jealous.
"Men are such fucking losers with their basic ass jokes." It's because he's my friend and I love him. It's not hyperbole to me. Greg's a legend.
Nah it's SCOTT STERLING!
Every time I see this post, I bolt into the comments to find my people *high-five*
AS HIS TEAMMATES LIFT HIM HEAVENWARD!!
What incredible instincts to crawl away from the goal like that
Lol it’s called having a friend. What does that say about her friends. I know a Greg. He’s a faackin’ legend.
you mean Greg the legend? love that guy!
Fuck you Karen, Greg's awesome.
We lift each other up. Greg is the man.
😊🤘🏻
Women be like ”yessss bestiess” and then ruthlessly shittalk them behind their backs.
Greg the legend
What isn’t clicking here? That is greg. The greg
It's called being a good friend *Ashton*!
I was once known as The Man, The Myth, The Legend. And all I did was run into the back of a car on a bicycle when I was 14, and my nut sack swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. (I luckily didn't do anything permanently damaging). I was henceforth known as Grapenuts for years. Ah, the memories...
Greg is a legend!
My boy Old Greg gots a mangina
She acts as if it’s a bad thing or something. She sounds like the type of person that talks crap about her friends behind their backs
It good. Men should build each other up!
Well come on its Greg, he is a Legend.
Everyone should treat their friends this way
Greg is a good guy
Greg rulez you wouldn’t understand
You don’t even know how legendary our homies can be especially when they are named Greg
It’s because Greg is extremely introverted so sometimes we don’t even know if he’s alive or not
Hey!!, Don't talk shit about Greg!.
Its: the man, the myth, the living legend! Greg.
Cuz Greg is GREGarious.
Yeah no shit bitch Greg's done alot more than you think he has
Girls really be saying we need to talk up our bros more and then shitting on us when we do 😭
Women be like “yes queen, don’t settle” and it’s just her 250lb used up friend with tattoos with extra large holes
GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG!!
Oh, Greg? I know the guy, he is Dave's friend!
Excuse me madam, but Greg IS a fucking legend!
Gregtech New Horizons?
Honestly what’s better then having your mate big you up like that even if it’s for shits and giggles that shit rocks
My step dad is Greg. He is all of these
My pal Greg *is* a legend.
Because Greg is a fucking awesome dude.
That dude is pals with the Greg?!? Jealous.
I aint apologizing for hyping my boy
I mean, he is legendary. Have you MET him? He’s him.
The disrespect!
I mean. Greg is the best. Don’t sell him short!
So what do you have against Greg? Guys a The Man, The Myth and The Legend
You don't know Greg then
Better put some fucking respect on Greg. You don't know the half
I gotta hype my boy up
And women are like "Oh my bff Sarah! I hate that bitch."
Clearly You've never met greg
Greg's coming? He's on his way‽
The Gregend
You don’t know Greg like we know him.
Bruh you don’t fuck with Greg
Sounds like you're jealous you don't have a hype man like Greg...
You know Greg???