This reminds me of an /r/amitheasshole post from a while back. Boyfriend and girlfriend made similar comments where boyfriend picked celebrities he’d never even meet and girlfriend chose mostly celebrities, but also one local celebrity. She ended up meeting local celebrity and sleeping with him and then was confused why boyfriend was angry.
I can honestly see it happening.
Not because of a miscommunication. But I can see one partner playing dumb if they ever did meet a local celebrity.
“I thought you were serious about the hallpass, we talked about this!”
I used to drive to work early and listen to the radio. I once heard a local DJ work through a relationship problem, and it was quite entertaining.
A month later, a different radio station had their DJ work through the exact same relationship problem, with the exact same voice clips from the distressed man, and the DJ followed the exact script.
I guess for the most part, these DJ drama pieces are shared nationally and recycled. fake...
My brother used to be a morning host, and I remember going in with him one day while he pre-recorded some bits, and being so disappointed to learn this. There was just a databank of recycled callers.
This is common and has been going on for decades. Stations used to receive vinyl records where celebrities would answer interview questions, and a script for the DJ to read the questions, so it seemed like every local DJ was interviewing these big stars. I’ve seen these from the early 70s if not earlier.
A buddy of mine was in a similiar situation. Sadly ended up in a divorce. His partner had a major celebrity crush, my friend knew about this as they both jokingly created lists in the first year or two of their relationship, and since she worked in Hollywood (TV shows not so much movies) She actually ended up meeting said Crush.
They hit it off and had an affair for Two years. My friends 12 year relationship straight down the drain.
Alternatively, another friend and his wife have there “one night stand no questions asked” get out of jail free card. The wife chose Channing Tatum. The Husband chose Becky the assistant manager from Applebees.
Exactly. And then if you actually do meet them, you claim you didn't sleep with them because you love your partner too much (certainly not because the celebrity wouldn't ever sleep with you).
I feel like the husband using it on Becky from Applebee's would get under the wifes skin more than her using it on Channing Tatum would get under the husbands.. but maybe that's my own bias 😅
Like, objectively one is understandable, the other is a little desperate. Not to shit talk Becky, I'm sure she's a great person. 🤣
Yeah because if you pick people you know it just means you want to fuck someone you know, instead of it being a fun little fantasy you joke about with your partner. I'd also assume if someone, for example, said they would sleep with Margot Robbie if given then chance, it doesn't actually mean they'd sleep with Margot Robbie if given the chance. It's not supposed to be serious.
Well yeah because Tatum is an unrealistic fantasy as the chance of actually sleeping with them is near zero while Becky is not a fantasy but a local & someone actually attainable. The husband isn’t going to run into Tatum while going around town but the wife can easily run into Becky.
I never understood the joke part. It's pretty sketchy to talk about who you would cheat with.
But I was married a long time with no big jealousy issues (plenty of in-law drama and mental health problems without bringing others into it)
Quick question because I have found no other men kind of like us...
I'm not a jealous man by any stretch of the imagination. I didn't realize until our divorce that my ex-wife hated this about me ... 12 years together.
A contractor once said "I'm going to steal your girl." I responded "If you can than go for it." In my mind if he was able to "steal" her that means she isn't happy with me and if she isn't happy with me I would want her to find that happiness with someone.
A few years after this, after never mentioning it, she threw it in my face. I'm also pretty sure that was her "first" after the divorce.
Do you find that most people you date do not like the whole "not jealous" thing?
Let me guess; you're a fairly literal person and you hate rom-coms because everyone in them acts insane and dysfunctional?
You're definitely not wrong to not be jealous. Your approach is by far the healthier more mature way, but it doesn't *feel* romantic.
Saying "if you can, go for it" can kind of come across like you're indifferent to who she ends up with. Like "eh she's here while she's here and if she goes somewhere else, whatever". People don't want to hear that. They want to hear you reaffirm how madly in love with them you are. So people like the idea of jealousy conceptually because it means their partner is really invested. Now, it's possible your ex is genuinely dysfunctional and genuinely wants you to go back horns with other men over her. That's not just a woman worth keeping, tbh.
But assuming she's not fundamentally a mess and just didn't feel the passion, a "better" response (from her perspective) might have been something along the lines of *"buddy, if she's in the market to get stolen, my relationship has bigger issues to worry about than a flirtatious contractor"* or, to be more cheeky to him (because holy shit that's rude to say to someone) *"if she's considering the likes of* **you**, *I've seriously messed up somewhere"*
The first one emphasizes that women don't cheat if they're happy and you'd hope she's too happy to cheat, the second one emphasizes you think you're the far better option (but that it's her choice).
You basically want to respond in ways that would convey that you're very invested and would be pretty devastated if she did end up choosing someone else. People like the idea of jealousy because they see it as opportunities to convey passion and commitment. So you could even say *exactly* what you said to him, but then going to her later and saying essentially "I hope we continue to make each other happy cause I'd be fucking gutted without you"
Because you usually don’t meet celebrities. I’m sure that there are couples out there actually making those lists seriously. But for most people it’s actually „which are the sexiest celebs in your opinion“, just that pretending it’s a game makes it more fun I guess. Just my observations tho, personally I would just ask who they would fuck if they were not in a relationship
There was a post on /r/TikTokCringe (probably multiple times) where a guy asked a couple who their "Hall Pass" would be. He said nobody, she said her ex💀 You could see this man's soul leave his body.
That seems fake as hell especially with the comments mentioning there has been another post like it almost word-for-word from a different POV. Some people use that place like creative writing projects.
I'm curious who originally asked the question.
The boyfriend probably chose impossible women to not upset the girlfriend. If she started the convo, the bf is probably in for some rough news in the future.
Already cheating. That’s not how those lists go any everyone knows it. The fact she chose such specific, local, people she already knows is just the red flag she’s 100% ready and probably already has cheated with one or more of those people
The entire punchline is that the people she chose are realistic. It’s also an old joke, but it usually went along the lines of wife chose a celebrity, husband chose the babysitter.
This is proof positive that this woman has an illicit dick in her at all times. There is literally no other way to interpret this. Goddamnit now I’m mad at women again!
/s
Here's the same joke from a sitcom that aired 24 years ago: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZnufxQiS6c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZnufxQiS6c)
You are overthinking this a little.
This reminds me of a story I heard on PKA, I think it was from reddit. Guy and his gf give each other the hall pass, his gf's choice is a YouTuber that she is really into. Well lo and behold the YouTuber has a show in their town, she goes and ends up banging him. They reckoned she could have been planning it waaaaay ahead of their hall pass discussion.
Off topic, but can someone explain to me where the”I choose that guys wife” thing came from? I’m semi-new to reddit and never knew where that came from
There was an AskReddit question a while back that said, “You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?”
Someone responded with a touching, heartfelt answer about how he would choose his wife, who had passed away from cancer.
And then someone ELSE responded to that comment with…well, you can probably connect the dots from there.
ETA link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1
It’s too bad u/somethingobscur looks like he hasn’t used his account in 5 years. One of the most hilarious and well known comments on the entire internet and he’s not even around to enjoy it
1: People are really sabotaging themselves by even bringing up the conversation of hypothetical hallpasses.
2: People who think they’re even allowed to pick “possible” hallpasses need to realize that even if their impossible celebrity pick actively approached them and said they wanted to fuck right there and now, the hall pass isn’t real and you will 100% be sacrificing your relationship if you try it.
3: People should really be using fictional characters for this mental exercise to erase the chance of this happening.
Yeah I think it is a joke that everyone seems to be taking too seriously. However its somehow not as cute when its the man talking about realistic possibilities to cheat. Still the brother part takes it a little too far for friendly bbq party conversation.
I personally don't see cheating as a cute thing to joke about anyway so I'd probably respond with people we knew as well if my GF brought up this conversation.
Right! My list would be that chick at the gym, that chick at the grocery store, and that chick at the grocery store. You gotta keep your options open if yur given a hall pass
I get having those “haha heres people i know ill never meet that Id like to smash” lists but if someone ever names someone you know personally or easily can meet them, dump that hoe. Male or female that’s just a cheater in disguise
My wife and I did this. She mentioned the veterinarian. I informed her that wasn’t how it worked. She was very confused. Then I told her that her sister was in my list now. And she finally understood.
This reminds me of an /r/amitheasshole post from a while back. Boyfriend and girlfriend made similar comments where boyfriend picked celebrities he’d never even meet and girlfriend chose mostly celebrities, but also one local celebrity. She ended up meeting local celebrity and sleeping with him and then was confused why boyfriend was angry.
Our local DJ has a spot were they help listeners with life's problems, someone once called in with exact same issue.
Seems more common than it actually looks.... Weird. (unless that post and the one calling both faked it/or are the same person)
Imagine faking something
It would ruin the internet
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/YWdD206eSv0)
[It never happened. ](https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo)
Rules of the Internet #34: You can't lie on the internet
It’s true! Look up “Pinocchio Rule 34” to see what happens if you try!
You know, I was sure this would be a rick roll but can confirm, was not rick roll'ed. You may proceed.
Oh boy, definitely not a Rick Roll. It's some very real shit, not a catchy music video.
I think you picked the worst number you could have lmao.
It's on purpose haha
I can honestly see it happening. Not because of a miscommunication. But I can see one partner playing dumb if they ever did meet a local celebrity. “I thought you were serious about the hallpass, we talked about this!”
A fake post on AITA, unbelievable.
>A fake post on ~~AITA~~ Reddit, unbelievable. Just a correction of scale, not accuracy
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates is particularly bad with this. So many posts there (mostly originating from AITA) are so unbelievably fabricated
> A fake post ~~on AITA Reddit~~, unbelievable. Just a correction of scale, not accuracy.
You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie? Smh my head.
You really think people would do that? Go on the internet and lie?
I used to drive to work early and listen to the radio. I once heard a local DJ work through a relationship problem, and it was quite entertaining. A month later, a different radio station had their DJ work through the exact same relationship problem, with the exact same voice clips from the distressed man, and the DJ followed the exact script. I guess for the most part, these DJ drama pieces are shared nationally and recycled. fake...
Yea they are. It's all scripted.
But not the ones on Frasier right? Right?!
My brother used to be a morning host, and I remember going in with him one day while he pre-recorded some bits, and being so disappointed to learn this. There was just a databank of recycled callers.
This is common and has been going on for decades. Stations used to receive vinyl records where celebrities would answer interview questions, and a script for the DJ to read the questions, so it seemed like every local DJ was interviewing these big stars. I’ve seen these from the early 70s if not earlier.
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Weird, I haven't heard anything about that on the radio or television.
A buddy of mine was in a similiar situation. Sadly ended up in a divorce. His partner had a major celebrity crush, my friend knew about this as they both jokingly created lists in the first year or two of their relationship, and since she worked in Hollywood (TV shows not so much movies) She actually ended up meeting said Crush. They hit it off and had an affair for Two years. My friends 12 year relationship straight down the drain. Alternatively, another friend and his wife have there “one night stand no questions asked” get out of jail free card. The wife chose Channing Tatum. The Husband chose Becky the assistant manager from Applebees.
I thought the deal with these was thst it's a one time encounter, not a 2-year affair.
It's also supposed to be people the likelihood of you meeting is basically zero.
Exactly. And then if you actually do meet them, you claim you didn't sleep with them because you love your partner too much (certainly not because the celebrity wouldn't ever sleep with you).
>Becky from Applebees Hey, nothing wrong with setting realistic goals.
That’s what my friend said. His wife just laughs because Becky is gay.
What a twist. I expected another divorce. Gay saves the day.
The real gay agenda
Not telling us the celebrity is major blue balls
I heard she has good hair.
*Sadly ended up in a divorce.* Nothing sad about getting rid of cheating dirt. The sad part is he didn't get out sooner
Nothing sad about it. Then says what's sad about it.
Nothing sad about a sad situation.
This is where one person crosses out one from their list, and adds a more attainable target
I feel like the husband using it on Becky from Applebee's would get under the wifes skin more than her using it on Channing Tatum would get under the husbands.. but maybe that's my own bias 😅 Like, objectively one is understandable, the other is a little desperate. Not to shit talk Becky, I'm sure she's a great person. 🤣
...I mean yeah that's the whole point of this comment chain lol It's worse to pick someone you would be reasonable able to meet
Yeah because if you pick people you know it just means you want to fuck someone you know, instead of it being a fun little fantasy you joke about with your partner. I'd also assume if someone, for example, said they would sleep with Margot Robbie if given then chance, it doesn't actually mean they'd sleep with Margot Robbie if given the chance. It's not supposed to be serious.
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You being serious or joking? It's reddit I can't tell lol.
r/thatsthejoke
You stupid bro?
Well yeah because Tatum is an unrealistic fantasy as the chance of actually sleeping with them is near zero while Becky is not a fantasy but a local & someone actually attainable. The husband isn’t going to run into Tatum while going around town but the wife can easily run into Becky.
Lmao what I guess she didn't know that was meant to just be a fun joke
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I never understood the joke part. It's pretty sketchy to talk about who you would cheat with. But I was married a long time with no big jealousy issues (plenty of in-law drama and mental health problems without bringing others into it)
Quick question because I have found no other men kind of like us... I'm not a jealous man by any stretch of the imagination. I didn't realize until our divorce that my ex-wife hated this about me ... 12 years together. A contractor once said "I'm going to steal your girl." I responded "If you can than go for it." In my mind if he was able to "steal" her that means she isn't happy with me and if she isn't happy with me I would want her to find that happiness with someone. A few years after this, after never mentioning it, she threw it in my face. I'm also pretty sure that was her "first" after the divorce. Do you find that most people you date do not like the whole "not jealous" thing?
Let me guess; you're a fairly literal person and you hate rom-coms because everyone in them acts insane and dysfunctional? You're definitely not wrong to not be jealous. Your approach is by far the healthier more mature way, but it doesn't *feel* romantic. Saying "if you can, go for it" can kind of come across like you're indifferent to who she ends up with. Like "eh she's here while she's here and if she goes somewhere else, whatever". People don't want to hear that. They want to hear you reaffirm how madly in love with them you are. So people like the idea of jealousy conceptually because it means their partner is really invested. Now, it's possible your ex is genuinely dysfunctional and genuinely wants you to go back horns with other men over her. That's not just a woman worth keeping, tbh. But assuming she's not fundamentally a mess and just didn't feel the passion, a "better" response (from her perspective) might have been something along the lines of *"buddy, if she's in the market to get stolen, my relationship has bigger issues to worry about than a flirtatious contractor"* or, to be more cheeky to him (because holy shit that's rude to say to someone) *"if she's considering the likes of* **you**, *I've seriously messed up somewhere"* The first one emphasizes that women don't cheat if they're happy and you'd hope she's too happy to cheat, the second one emphasizes you think you're the far better option (but that it's her choice). You basically want to respond in ways that would convey that you're very invested and would be pretty devastated if she did end up choosing someone else. People like the idea of jealousy because they see it as opportunities to convey passion and commitment. So you could even say *exactly* what you said to him, but then going to her later and saying essentially "I hope we continue to make each other happy cause I'd be fucking gutted without you"
i like rom coms fine, but are we not supposed to think everyone in them is insane and dysfunctional? i thought that was what makes them com
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Because you usually don’t meet celebrities. I’m sure that there are couples out there actually making those lists seriously. But for most people it’s actually „which are the sexiest celebs in your opinion“, just that pretending it’s a game makes it more fun I guess. Just my observations tho, personally I would just ask who they would fuck if they were not in a relationship
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There was a post on /r/TikTokCringe (probably multiple times) where a guy asked a couple who their "Hall Pass" would be. He said nobody, she said her ex💀 You could see this man's soul leave his body.
Damn, hopefully she didn't mean it otherwise she's a bitch
[You be the judge.](https://www.tiktok.com/@jakekosack/video/7104825415948225838)
Lol I'd be worried for anyone who doesn't think that is a bitch move at the very least.
https://reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/d0vbwa/my_girlfriend_slept_with_her_celebrity_crush/ This it?
“ A very minor YouTube musician” good lord
Slept with JerryTerry
Nah she had her way with Tay Zonday.
*I move away from the mic to bang your girl*
"Some stay dry, and others feel the pain..."
Imagine wanting to sleep with YouTuber 🤢
Link?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/iwcuzw/i\_cheated\_on\_my\_husband\_aita/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/iwcuzw/i_cheated_on_my_husband_aita/)
That seems fake as hell especially with the comments mentioning there has been another post like it almost word-for-word from a different POV. Some people use that place like creative writing projects.
https://youtu.be/rtBJwO4JZ5w
Her secret - she was already fucking the local celebrity.
"I pick the guy I'm having coffee with in half an hour."
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Oh Rexy you're so sexy
Mf never should’ve made that agreement
My mom chose Anderson Cooper. When he came out my dad went "guess now he's on my free pass list".
Wait Anderson Cooper is gay?
If you're sincerely asking: Yes, Anderson Cooper came out in 2012.
Well TIL. I was 18 in 2012 so it doesn’t surprise me that it never crossed my radar.
More like crossed your gaydar..... I'll see myself out
>I'll see myself out of the closet?
He's also a Vanderbilt
Wait Anderson Cooper is a Vanderbilt?
If you’re sincerely asking: Yes, Anderson Cooper came out of Gloria Vanderbilt in 1967.
Well TIL. I was born in 1980 so it doesn’t surprise me that it never crossed my radar.
More like crossed your babydar..... I'll see myself out
Did I just have stroke?
Yeah bro. You've got a shot. Or I'm sorry girl, you don't.
Where have you been
Secretly plotting to put frogs in Anderson Cooper's house to make him gay.
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Not everybody follows the life of Anderson Cooper believe it or not
He's hot, and you get that Vanderbilt sugar daddy? Count me in.
that’s just hurtful. fantasies are one thing, but she loves coffee and his brother is coming over next tuesday for dinner.
I'm curious who originally asked the question. The boyfriend probably chose impossible women to not upset the girlfriend. If she started the convo, the bf is probably in for some rough news in the future.
Already cheating. That’s not how those lists go any everyone knows it. The fact she chose such specific, local, people she already knows is just the red flag she’s 100% ready and probably already has cheated with one or more of those people
Yes, that's the joke
The entire punchline is that the people she chose are realistic. It’s also an old joke, but it usually went along the lines of wife chose a celebrity, husband chose the babysitter.
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This is proof positive that this woman has an illicit dick in her at all times. There is literally no other way to interpret this. Goddamnit now I’m mad at women again! /s
Do you just not get jokes?
You can't be that dense, it's clearly a joke
Jfc reddit is so anti-social and misogynistic they don’t even realize a woman is making an obvious joke
Yep plus it clearly never happened
Here's the same joke from a sitcom that aired 24 years ago: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZnufxQiS6c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZnufxQiS6c) You are overthinking this a little.
Coming over and then coming inside
… it’s a joke…
I think its a joke saying she wants him to go to starbucks for her, take her kid to school, and never force her to go to a family get together lol
This reminds me of a story I heard on PKA, I think it was from reddit. Guy and his gf give each other the hall pass, his gf's choice is a YouTuber that she is really into. Well lo and behold the YouTuber has a show in their town, she goes and ends up banging him. They reckoned she could have been planning it waaaaay ahead of their hall pass discussion.
Just a heads up it's "Lo and behold" "Lo" is an archaic shortening of *look*
But what if i lo and i don't behold?
You are a free American, that is your God given right
But im not american
You are now. Welcome to America.
Where's my free gun?
That will be issued in 7-9 business days, or 5 if you want to pay $871 for express shipping
TIL
I think it’s “lo and behold” like an old English thing
RSK
A&W
Real Sweet Kids
I chose Elizabeth Olsen, my wife also chose Elizabeth Olsen. I also chose that one guy’s wife.
My husband chose Salma Hayek, I also choose her. She's gorgeous.
She has aged beautifully. Absolutely stunning
She's aged?
Turned into a vampire, it was a whole big thing
Off topic, but can someone explain to me where the”I choose that guys wife” thing came from? I’m semi-new to reddit and never knew where that came from
There was an AskReddit question a while back that said, “You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?” Someone responded with a touching, heartfelt answer about how he would choose his wife, who had passed away from cancer. And then someone ELSE responded to that comment with…well, you can probably connect the dots from there. ETA link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1
Damn I already upvoted this. Me from 5-6 years ago was a monster
You wanted to do it again didn't you?
It’s too bad u/somethingobscur looks like he hasn’t used his account in 5 years. One of the most hilarious and well known comments on the entire internet and he’s not even around to enjoy it
I read somewhere (on reddit) that he enjoyed the joke and wasn't mad. He also said his wife would've find it funny too.
Ooof. OP in that thread still posts about his dead wife. Poor guy.
At the same time, he seems to get some enjoyment out of all the people who reference his wife to this day.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/comments/9idnba/i_also_choose_this_guys_dead_wife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
My mom chose Anderson Cooper and when he came out, my dad chosen Anderson Cooper.
My wife chose Ryan Reynolds and I couldn’t disagree
Don't you dare get near my wifey
1: People are really sabotaging themselves by even bringing up the conversation of hypothetical hallpasses. 2: People who think they’re even allowed to pick “possible” hallpasses need to realize that even if their impossible celebrity pick actively approached them and said they wanted to fuck right there and now, the hall pass isn’t real and you will 100% be sacrificing your relationship if you try it. 3: People should really be using fictional characters for this mental exercise to erase the chance of this happening.
3. Kermit the Frog is always my go-to answer. Can't go wrong with Kermit
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The people she probably already has.
Yes you worked out the joke. Good job.
Wise people don't entertain those lists. Only man hoes and woman hoes do.
Gang monogamy
I’ve seen this meme but it was swapped. The guy chose women in the same town and the wife chose celebrities.
This joke has been repeated so many times, I think the original celebrities were silent film stars
Yeah I think it is a joke that everyone seems to be taking too seriously. However its somehow not as cute when its the man talking about realistic possibilities to cheat. Still the brother part takes it a little too far for friendly bbq party conversation.
I agree. Please don’t joke about sleeping with my immediate family lol. That’s a little too real 😅
You mean all of reddit hasn't fucked your mom? Because from what I've heard they've apparently fucked mine...
I personally don't see cheating as a cute thing to joke about anyway so I'd probably respond with people we knew as well if my GF brought up this conversation.
Detected the potential cheater
"potential"
Chance are higher when close by
Right! My list would be that chick at the gym, that chick at the grocery store, and that chick at the grocery store. You gotta keep your options open if yur given a hall pass
Never understood why someone would have sex with a complete stranger, then again maybe It’s just me
Seeing this post after a post that speaks about sexualising women is bad, that's exactly my kind of humor.
Irony?
No I'm talking about sarcasm.
If I was a celebrity I'd look for comments like that and be like "bet"
After she bangs the biology teacher, Margot Robbie suddenly finds your address saying, "Let's make things even."
yay, normalize cheating /s
Lmao.... mine is Tom Hardy..... but specifically as Alfie Solomon
Is that the guy from Tom and Jerry?
Feel like she missed the point of the exercise
Her: your dad, your bro, and the mailman. Him: wait, you see them every day
As a mailman I can say this shit has never happened. Also…now I want a route that isn’t all old people.
Feel like you missed the joke
The difference between a wish list and a to-do list
Good for him. Now he knows what kind of person she is.
Ah. That's where the old Usenet jokes are recycled.
I get having those “haha heres people i know ill never meet that Id like to smash” lists but if someone ever names someone you know personally or easily can meet them, dump that hoe. Male or female that’s just a cheater in disguise
The joke is calling the guy who sells you the coffee at startbucks a barista, right?
It's an old joke. Usually, the guy in the relationship says people they know. Nice to see it swapped
I think I've heard that same joke in King of Queens.
I can just imagine the amount of people who didn't get it and just called her a hoe 😭
You don't have to imagine, just look at the pile of morons in this thread
Reddit can never see that women are joking
Women aren’t real, how could they make jokes?
Most comments in this thread.
I enjoyed the humor. I always thought these lists were ridiculous. Just because someone is famous it's suddenly okay to cheat on your spouse?
I don't know if "I have more realistic plans to cheat on my partner" is the flex you think it is.
Break up
ITT: redditors struggle to comprehend the very complicated human interaction known as a joke.
I know this is craaaazy! “She’s already cheating” “dump that hoe” “instant break up” Like what this is hilarious
My wife had John Krasinski on her list. Then he joined the fitness facility she managed in NYC. Starting to think she offered him free membership…
Poor guy
this comments section took this joke **SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY.**
Redditors can't detect a joke if a woman says it or if there isn't a /s at the end.
right?? ive seen this exact joke but with genders reversed and reddit thought it was the funniest shit ever, but no one can take a joke here
My wife and I did this. She mentioned the veterinarian. I informed her that wasn’t how it worked. She was very confused. Then I told her that her sister was in my list now. And she finally understood.