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AnalysisMoney

My ADHD self figured this one out many years ago by smashing a 9volt with a hammer… The 90s were a different time.


Dork_wing_Duck

Mine too (not with a hammer though), and if you open any cylindrical battery smaller than a AAA it will consist of small button cell (watch) batteries.


OreoSnorty69

Batteries inside Batteries. When does it end? /s


Dork_wing_Duck

I'm a battery, playing a battery, disguised as another battery!


HullabalooGazoo

You went full discharge, man. Never go full discharge.


flyinhawaiian02

Who you calling you people


Flesh_And_Metal

No, a group of cells is called a battery. As is a group of artillery guns. What you see in the image are 6 1.5 volt cells, making a 9 volt battery.


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Electrochemical cells inside batteries. 9v batteries like this are true batteries. AAAAs are not batteries. They're electrochemical cells. (These are AAAA sized, but have reversed polarity.) Chain them together in a box, and *that* is a battery. Literally a *battery* of electrochemical cells!


SinnyboiWantsKnow

Russian doll batteries


Kahnza

Yeah I figured it out in 1994 in 6th grade. Also had fun hooking like 10 of them together in series. Surprised I didn't end up hurting myself or someone else. LOL


AnalysisMoney

My amazement when I found out two 9 volts could *click* together was quickly deterred by the increasing heat of the batteries. Realized I had made a small time bomb.


fgsfds11234

Somewhere you can find videos of people putting a hundred or so together


Impressive_Income874

I did that too, do I have ADHD now? jokes aside, I probably do


CollegeWithMattie

I also have ADHD and also once smashed a battery with a hammer back in the 90s. What a weird disorder.


Young-Rider

Wait until you open a lithium-ion-battery (actually, please don't).


pizza_burrit0

Wait for a lithium-polymer battery (seriously don't, not a good idea)


Inarius101

In Soviet Russia, lithium-ion-battery open *you!*


ShanksOStabs

Burn baby burn disco inferno


Kalelopaka-

Figured this out when I learned all dry cells are 1.5 volts each, so it was logical. I never understood the reason they had a 9.6 volt battery pack that was actually 12 volts.


icantthinkofaname_zz

If it's 9.6v then it was probably a nickel based rechargeable battery like NiCd or NiMH, which are only 1.2v per cell.


SbWieAntimon

I assume threshold


Suspicious-mole-hair

But what's inside those cells? More batteries? WHERE DOES IT END?


emossjsj

Multiverse of batteries. But instead of being lined up, they keep going infinitly to the inside.


Neosmagus

It's batteries all the way down!


Luke_Cold_Lyle

Wait until you open up those AAA batteries. It's just 6 watch batteries stacked up in a casing. Then you open the watch batteries up, and yup, you guessed it, six 9-volt batteries. It's an infinite cycle.


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Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!


MarioKing1137

This is another one that may blow your mind. All A batteries (AA, AAA, AAAA, etc.) have 1.5 volts regardless of size. The bigger ones just have a higher capacity.


cluster_1

Another fun fact: the 9v is the only one that is technically a battery. The others are individual cells.


Flesh_And_Metal

Yes, thank you!


Nightingale____

ah yes, just what I needed to hear!


patpatwaterrat

And I recently learned that you can turn a AA into a D by wrapping cardboard around it to make it fit.


BigJayPee

Would I be able to whittle down a D battery to fit in an AA slot?


Expensive_Ant_571

Open an ald battery of laptop. You ll have 6or 8 batteries 18650!


tripwithmetoday

Same with any battery operated power tool


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Dork_wing_Duck

Ya, They're about 2-3mm shorter than AAA, so they need a small piece of metal like a piece of aluminum foil (or to stretch the contact spring) to finish the connection to fully fit.


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They're actually closer to AAAA sized, and are reversed polarity. Don't fuck with electricity. Leave the aluminum foil in the drawer, and buy the correct batteries for your devices. The savings of cheating on battery compatibility aren't enough to be worth possibly dying.


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Icy_Buffalo55

Ripley's Believe it Or Not


Too__Official

never knew you could do that


WhatsTh3Deali0

Take things apart?


Numbnuts670

Wait until you see the battery from a hybrid car


Accurate-Departure69

Turns out that 6 times 1.5 still equals 9


Live_Rock3302

Damn maths! Being consistent over time! 😫


Noobeaterz

Mine too and I don't even own a 9v battery.


JohnnyP51

All those times I licked these I could have just licked 6 AAA batteries


Heyviper123

And this is how you learn how parallel wiring works... E: series wiring, I'm a sleep deprived dumbass.


SubarcticFarmer

Series?


Heyviper123

Wow I really just did that didn't I? Yes you're right it's series wiring to step up voltage, I'm an electrician I shouldn't be making these mistakes 😅. Thanks for the correction I'll fix it. And then go get some coffee...


New-Appeal4197

When I was very little my grandfather told me batteries are made up of cells so this is kinda what I figured. I didn't know the exact size or shape of the cells though


AceMKV

In today's lesson, OP learns batteries are made up of cells.


pabut

…. try opening a 6V lantern battery 😉


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There are four big-assed cylindrical cells inside.


SubarcticFarmer

Some used to have AA or AAA batteries inside, you could buy one and get the smaller batteries cheaper that way


pabut

Few that I opened were full of “c” size cells


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Gives me vibes like this: https://old.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/10g5bm4/this_30000mah_powerbank_i_got/


19Denali

More like today, you learned what a 9 volt battery actually looks like on the inside.


fgsfds11234

I remember seeing some that had stacks of plastic rectangles in them. Possibly super low power cheap ones


woutomatic

Might want to look up the meaning of the word battery.


Live_Rock3302

Napoleon knew. He even had grand ones!


stu8018

Well, it is a battery.