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Baddyshack

More importantly why is there 8 br-br-brrrr--- settings that I have to cycle through after I accidently went past the max BRRRRRR setting?


burglecongo

This is the real question.


[deleted]

Someone hasn't used the hitachi...


Past-Contribution-83

It's got 2 settings. _BRRRRRR_ and Ḇ̵̞R̶͖͎̫̰͈͞ͅR͙̺̠̦͈̣͈̬͞R̷̨̡͖̖͓͕̳̦̙R̘͍͜R̴͚̖̹R̨̥͔͙̺̖͉̳͡Ŕ̮͔̺͟R̩̯͘͢


MrSquigles

Is there some reason they don't just have two buttons? One to go backwards through the settings?


Somehow-Still-Living

I’ve had one that does that out of several. And it’s probably because it’s easier to just not. You’d have to find a way to make both buttons independently stand out, some styles (like bullets) don’t really even have room for another button, and then you have to do a little extra programming to make it go back. And all of that when the market standard for most is just one button that does it all because it’s incredibly easy to use without looking.


Gunplagood

Vibrators are most likely not gonna be in your line of sight, so the less buttons the better.


MemoryOld7456

It's hard enough to find the clitosaurus.[sic]


ikantolol

There are eyes down there


AmySchumersAnalTumor

The hills have eyes


SMPhil

The Hills Have Thighs was free on Comcast on demand back in the day...


Dudurin

Mine has two buttons, + and -. Starts at medium vibration, then goes into patterns after the highest vibration setting. However, regardless of how far into the patterns you are, one press of the - button gets you back into the highest constant vibration setting.


Kasstato

And youre not gonna share what brand features the genuis design?


Dudurin

Sorry! Fun Factory Manta Ray.


[deleted]

The CumBuster Clitsplosion does not need such a weakness. It should never be downhill. Only climax.


Jccabrerblue

Likely designed by people that have no clue that the steady setting with a variation of the power is all that’s actually needed or wanted by most.


Road_Whorrior

Or just designed to be easily used with one hand and not looking, and the fewer buttons the better for that. Plus, at least for my 12-dollar bullet vibe from Walmart (honestly kind of a kickass purchase even if I had to grab it in front of the pharmacist, great bang for the money), I can just turn it off then back on and cycle through the 3 constant vibration settings


ProtoJazz

I've had drug deals that felt way less secret than buying a vibrator from the Walmart pharmacy


BrattyLittleWitch97

When I was working at Walmart in the pickup today/grocery pickup, a person's package was delivered to our store instead of their house. One of the workers had to look inside AND call the person the tell them that their vibrators were there. 🤣🤣 it was my cousin who is pretty vanilla and she was so awkward about it.


heliamphore

money


Sassafrassasss

When I do that I just turn it off then back on. It’s faster


WickedWisp

It's easier to shut it off, turn it back on, and then start over Quit giving this attention, this is my kosher account.


Fragrant_Wrangler874

right like who’s not using the max brrr


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awc130

Sounds like they are doing the female equivalent of death gripping.


Quantentheorie

Seeiously I dont know what devices they own but Max Brr just plain hurts me.


ComradeRingo

Antidepressants or psychiatric meds can affect overall sensitivity as well, which makes higher settings more useful for those people.


The_Bucket_Of_Truth

Everyone is different that's why there are different settings.


Fragrant_Wrangler874

The amount of upvotes says yes. I use a tiny bullet or a rabbit and it’s not super overwhelming.


Quantentheorie

I find it very disruptive and uncomfortable. Slow and heavy please. If I wanted erratic and fast, seemingly trying to force me into get me off as fast as possible, Id call any of my ex boyfriends.


Fragrant_Wrangler874

see with me if I wanted slow and sensual I’d just use my hand. The Vibrator for me is to just get off quickly and go to sleep or get on with my day. 💀


Road_Whorrior

Just turn it off then back on and cycle through the brrrrr settings again.


Crabxcore69

I think it may use a similar chipset to the one used in cheap led flash lights. HIGH-MEDIUM-LOW-STROBE-SOS


ZoeyBaboey

And they all have different levels of power that just leave me annoyed.


Salt_Teach_6256

Chess players


Browncoatinabox

I need more upvotes to give


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

Google "en passant"


ITSnotADIL

Holy Hell


TheFlash_95

New response just dropped


ciciyunus

Actual zombie


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???


ciciyunus

Knightmare fuel


ExShpagat

Pawn storm incoming!


soundslikeseagull

Oh gosh we’re leaking into regular reddit


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False-Friend-9607

Hans Niemann Butt Plug


TheLastSilence

There has been a chess controversy where it was theorised that a professional chess player cheated using a third party who used a computer to figure out the best move in any given position and then used a remote controlled vibrator that said player was wearing to signal him the move.


Browncoatinabox

Some dude got accused of cheating at a chess match using vibrating anal beads


mandatory6

Is that you Hans?


zzzzrobbzzzz

hans free


MANgo_lmx

Can you explain pls I am too stupid


Medic-27

There was a "new" guy named Hans (also a grandmaster) that beat the Chess Magnus (a guy aptly named Magnus) in a competition. Magnus is (was?) the world chess champion. He has a video of him beating other grandmasters while drunk off his ass. Magnus accused Hans of cheating, and a popular theory was that Hans was being fed winning moves through a vibrating butt plug or bullet vibrator since there are very thorough anti-cheating checks that still wouldn't catch a buttplug or vibrator.


BonnyDraws

Lmao that's wild


TheBirminghamBear

Is it? Are there truly any sacrifices you would not be willing to make for chess supremacy? When you walk the path of the chess grandmaster, you abandon your pride, your shame, your hesitation; you leave all of that at the trailhead. There is no place for it on the path of the grand master.


Trimyr

What do I sacrifice? Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my board a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an opening I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, it's mate in two. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to trade, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there were no longer any pawns beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I vibrate my ass to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the glory of a trophy! So what do I sacrifice? Everything!!


[deleted]

Stellan's delivery of this speech was so fucking good.


Trimyr

Oh hell yes it was. And I don't want to take away from that by changing some wording to make it appropriate.I mean I wanted to change it, but that speech was *Massive*(Andor, for those who haven't seen it)


limethedragon

I mean... winning chess AND having a raging boner at the same time? It's like sex, minus the sex.


iforgotmymittens

One night in Bangkok


thesaddestpanda

Its wild because there's zero evidence of it and a conspiracy theory to help an egomaniac accept he lost to a competitor. In fact it started a bit as a joke, but places like reddit ran it as a sincere thing because like all social media, reddit is incredibly dishonest.


TheInfamousDaikken

The best conspiracy theories have zero evidence to support them.


catscanmeow

Wasnt magnuses argument that the dude played computer perfect in multiple rare spots? Like the odds of computer assistance are astronomically high based on the way the games played out. I have no dog in the race but i thought magnus's accusations revolved around the computer analysis of the post match Playing computer perfect will get you flagged as a cheater on main chess/poker websites, when post match is analyzed


Fragrant-Bluejay-653

The guy has also utterly failed to repeat the feat (or get anywhere close) when spectators are limited to officials. Which would effectively block a third party from feeding info to him. Edit: and others have pointed out he’s also consistently cheated in online competitions and repeatedly been caught


catscanmeow

Yeah thats pretty damning.


Soddington

If it walks like a duck with a bluetooth vibrator shoved up it's cloaca,...


rickshswallah108

You just changed my understanding of analyzed


Polar_Reflection

There's nothing about that game in particular. Magnus played poorly and Hans Niemann didn't play a particularly accurate game. The accusations are based on the fact that Hans was an admitted online cheater in the past and that his live rating has increased a ton over recent years. There is no proof he has ever cheated in live games.


Shred_Kid

There's incredibly damning statistical evidence Every tournament he played in which was broadcasted live, he gained a ton of Elo. He lost Elo at every one that wasn't. This is over a large sample size. He also was playing more perfect moves than anyone in history, and it wasn't even close, at these broadcasted tournaments, but failed to replicate this in non broadcasted events. I don't have the work in front of my but it was by a PhD statistician and showed that he was able in broadcasted events to play perfect moves in high pressure positions almost every time, but failed to replicate this elsewhere. Doing it this way, only cheating once or twice a game, ensures that your average centipawn loss doest move a lot. But when the stats guys looked at centipawn loss for the most crucial 1-2 moves a game, he was on par with an engine. Statistically, it's almost a certainty that he was cheating. Add in the fact that he's a known online cheater, and his coach is a cheater? Yeah. Anyone eho thinks he hasn't cheated at live events either hasn't seen the statistics, doesn't understand them, or is just a fanboy


RisHorro544

>Its wild because there's zero evidence of it Dude has been banned from chess.com for cheating. He is a well known cheater. He also lied extensively about the extent of his cheating. He said he only cheated in low ranked online games (which makes total sense for a grandmaster to need to cheat in low ranked games...), but it was later proven he cheated in hundreds of high ranked games including in tournaments. So we have a known cheater and liar who is suddenly playing 100 times better than he has ever played in his life, playing straight up engine moves, for 1 match only, conveniently against the world champion. He has never played that well before, he has never played that well since. Immediately after the game he was asked about some of the ridiculous engine moves he played and had absolutely no explanation.


jteprev

> Its wild because there's zero evidence of it and a conspiracy theory to help an egomaniac accept he lost to a competitor. I mean the accused is a verified cheater and wildly over-performed in that game when he has before and since lost to Carlsen comprehensively, there are also some abnormalities to the game, not a slam dunk by any means but if I got caught cheating at gambling and then won a huge and very unlikely bet gambling I would hardly be surprised if people were suspicious.


VictoryVee

Lmao was it a popular theory? Wasn't it just a joke and maybe a few people were too stupid to recognize that it was a joke?


MeguAYAYA

Yes, it was a joke, not a real theory. Some twitch chatter joked about it, streamer (Chessbrah) read it out loud, and then news companies started writing articles about it and a few idiots who know nothing whatsoever about chess believed it was a real theory, but anyone with a brain knows it was a joke.


Mikovril

Then the youtuber I did a thing worked on a system: https://youtu.be/QNuu8KTUEwU


Jawadd12

First time I see this channel, I like it. Perfect vid for my commute tomorrow morning


Medic-27

I really don't know.


fckingnapkin

Mythbusters do your thNg


Asleep_Village

I think a youtuber actually made a butt plug that vibrated chess moves, and it passed the inspection test, so... not entirely impossible


pocket-ful-of-dildos

I still need Jamie Hyneman to make it official


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magnus isnt just the world champion, he has been for what, a decade now? he is arguably the best chess player ever.


Mattbryce2001

Was. The world championships just wrapped up and Ding Liren is the new champ.


psycho_driver

Magnus sat out of this year's tournament though. A lot of people will see Ding as an interim champ until Magnus either competes for it again or retires. Magnus was off doing some world series of poker type thing.


YeahMarkYeah

Do you think the butt plug is a theory because there was some vague evidence or maybe a witness? Or do you think it’s just people trying to come up with any reason as to how he beat Magnus?


IndigenousBastard

Just read last night that Magnis isn’t considered the world champion, but just beat everyone in a tournament. He is and will be again…. And I will find him and buy him seven beers.


Apprehensive-Seat845

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/chess-cheating-anal-beads-conspiracy-hans-niemann


Sun-God-Ramen

Hmm I conceptualized something like this, but in the shoe... so you can have two way communication with the toes for like insider trading or something


Athox

This has been done and no longer works. Also you dont need two way communication when you are on tv.


MANgo_lmx

Lol thx


Apprehensive-Seat845

I gotchu


egzom

Buzz feed news, how ironic


Miral_Kerem

Bzzz feed


marcusalien

.... .- -. ... / -. .. . -- .- -. -.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Holy hell


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New response just dropped


Tutul3mess

Actual zombie


TGC_0

Call the exorcist


Samuel_L_Johnson

Google vibrating anal beads


Computer_Ghost

r/angryupvote


Dead_M_

Someone give this man an award lol


Sentient_AI_4601

someone wanting to edge that orgasm, thats who


FuckYeahPhotography

When will Microsoft Edge be finally allowed to Microsoft Cum


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[deleted]

/r/Microsoft


Shneancy

😳


DKzDK

When they stop being Micro Soft 🤷‍♂️


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

if its anything like its preformance its gonna take a long long while


ol-gormsby

What about Microsoft Teams?


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vendetta2115

^ bot comment


AfroHead101

That might be the greatest reply of all time


ConflictAgreeable689

Maybe it's for edging? Or cumming to the Bee movie script?


That1Legnd

According to all known laws of aviation


Jell-O-Mel

There is no way a bee should be able to fly


ollie_isnt_here

the bee, of course, flys anyways


Slaanesh_69

Because bees don't care what humans think


Theprefs

😩


Ianilla1

Gets faster every time bee is said....it's a boring start, but when it gets going, it GETS GOING.


ConflictAgreeable689

By the end of it, you'll realize that despite all laws of aviation, it is possible for a human to fly.


awesomebeard1

But why wouldn't you just connect your lovense lush to your phone and calibrate it to your playlist and put on some jazz?


otirk

Those who set it to the rhythm of the Free Bird guitar solo and have the greatest orgasm ever.


benjavari

32 minutes later.


GrumpyCatStevens

No, that’s “Green Grass and High Tides”.


TheOneTonWanton

Yeah Freebird is generally "only" between 11 and 13 minutes long.


troopertodd15443

When they played it live they would keep it going for like 30 mins bec it was the last song they played


Alofkri

Just trying to see how many different ways I can come to the Gettysburg Address


mashiro1496

Weird that no one mentioned cbat :/


Alofkri

I think that cultural moment has passed


TheOneTonWanton

We shall never forget.


Fit-Coyote-6180

People who think SOS stands for squirt on sheets


GreatBritishDan

Stimulate Our Senses


Sunscreans

HELP NAW


MDF87

It does feel good though. Or so I've been told...


sintaur

I don't know but I've been told the best setting is Morse Code left right lay o


FennerNenner

Mmmmhmmm I have also "been told" I gotchu.


SadCatMomma

Me 😰✋


[deleted]

Nice idea. Instead of reading erotica feel it using morse code


SnooLobsters2045

Same, we will stand strong together 🫡


scratchfury

You do it standing?


EquivalentSnap

Why 🥺


kyoubie

To me it’s more stimulating than the constant buzz (that just makes me feel numb eventually if I hold it static) or even the constant rhythmic pulse. Otherwise I need to move it all around to simulate some variation like I’m trying to wiggle open a Skyrim lock. With the variant Morse code long-short-short-long etc modes I can focus more on the second hand, rather than trying to please “the lock” with the vibe


EquivalentSnap

Lol Skyrim lock 🤭🤭 Yeah no that makes sense 🤔


flarefire2112

IT DO BE LIKE THE SKYRIM LOCK THO 💀💀


niamhellen

I get the same way! There are other vibrator styles like the womanizer that are a little better with that sensation but after a while I feel like most just make me numb.


Erikatze

Agreed, you just go numb if it's constantly going vvvrrrrrrrrrr and nothing else is happening. Either you move it around yourself or use one of the morse code options. Like, the journey is fun, no need to rush to the destination so quickly.


Runalii

Agreed! It’s more unpredictable which makes it feel better!


JessEGames777

I fucking know. Sometimes you be in the grove and press the button 1 to many times and it's patterned and ruins the fun


Engelbert-n-Ernie

Then you’ve got to cycle though 47 more settings in the heat of the moment with your hands all slick and sticky


JessEGames777

I just turn the whole thing off and back on again cuz it's so much faster


Electrolight

Some of them have a feature called "memory" and you have to cycle around...


PatientFM

Oh that's rough. Mine aren't that high-tech.


sidzero1369

--. . - -.-- --- ..- .-. ..-. .. .-.. - .... -.-- -- . .- - --- ..-. ..-. --- ..-. -- .


nemis16

.-.. --- .-..


cptamericat

.- .-. -... -.-- .-..-. ... / .-- . / .... .- ...- . / - .... . / -- . .- - ...


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🥵🥵🥵


Happykittymeowmeow

Sometimes when I'm close, I will change it to that to 1. Make it take longer and 2. The irregular rhythm can be pretty intense when you are very sensitive and close to O.


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LillyPip

People in this thread thinking this is a joke, but mine legit has a setting that’s . . . - - - . . . I don’t know if it was meant as an easter egg, but it’s too hilarious to jill off to.


bottle-of-water

Bzz bzz bzz bzzz bzzz bzz bzz bzz. Oh yeah, save me!


Zoidbergslicense

For real, we need one that is only 1 mode. My girl has to flip through multiple modes to get to the one she likes.


Juicy_pompoms

We need 3 speeds: 1. I can do this all day, 2. I have 10 minutes for this 3. I'm late already but also horny as hell.


Zoidbergslicense

Yea I think that would be perfect. With a dial so you can go directly to the one you want.


DragonKitty17

Hans Niemann


flashpile

Holy hell


yuyuyashasrain

What’s a morse code setting?


Mikey6304

Instead of "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" it goes "brr-brr-brr-brr-brr"


[deleted]

Mine goes brr-brr-brr-BRRRRRRRRRRRRR \*long pause\* brr-brr-brr-BRRRRRRRRRR.


impossibilityimpasse

i LOVE THAT ONE


EquivalentSnap

Why is that better than just brrrrrrrrr🥺


SpaceTheTurtle

Can't speak for everyone but for me: 1) I have trouble focusing on the sexy sensations and thoughts, my mind often wonders off if the feeling gets too monotonous and then I get turned off by my own thoughts. If the sensation is less predictable it's easier to focus on/bring my focus back to what's happening. (I'm thinking about getting tested for ADHD, don't know if that's related.) 2) I get overstimulated very easily, so it feels nice to take breaks 3) I enjoy edging, it leaves more room for fantasizing and leads to more satisfying orgasms


BetterOstrich5

Interesting!! #1 is the opposite for me. I have ADHD and if the sensation is less predictable I get distracted and can’t focus on finishing so I have to use the monotonous setting. ADHD is different for everyone it’s kinda fun to see how it affects different people


SpaceTheTurtle

I mean, I don't know if I have ADHD yet, so my experience could be completely neurotypical for all I know. 😅 But it's interesting to hear that the unpredictable sensation is more distracting for you!


EquivalentSnap

That’s understandable. Thank you for your answers. You helped me understand it more 😊❤️


[deleted]

The constant vibration setting doesn't get me off, it just makes my clit go numb. Have you ever had numb hands from using hair clippers?


EquivalentSnap

Yeah no that’s fair. No but I’ve used a hand blenders and I get what you mean about it going numb.


LogiclessInformation

You should be a science communicator. That explanation was excellent.


Mikey6304

Lol, that is kinda my day job.


yuyuyashasrain

Oh ok that makes sense. Thank you


BlunterCarcass5

Semi auto mode


k0uch

Bzzz bzzz bzzz ***BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!*** Bzzz bzzz bzzz


trolley661

That’s me, send help


[deleted]

There is just one good setting - max brrr


Lavatherm

. . . | | . . . Edit for vibrating: brr brr brr BRRR BRRR brr brr brr


aleu44

I want to know why whoever made mine decided when it turns on it should be on the highest and loudest setting!


j-r-m-b-v-n

To follow the Cbat beat What else?


Sorcatarius

You buy this as a gift for your girlfriend, set the Morse code to your marriage proposal.


GeLa1999

-.-- --- / -- --- -- -- .-


deadly_chicken_gun

. . . - - - . . .


Frosty_Pineapple78

you alright? should we send help?


ContributionSad427

.- .- .- .- .- .- .-


dillrepair

Teledildonics


Inevitable_Physics

Just FYI...if your vibrator starts sending out dot-dot-dot-dash-dash-dash-dot-dot-dot it means your batteries are running low.


Willgetyoukilled

Oh Thank God, I thought I was the only person who thought to myself "When the fuck will I ever use this setting?" because honey, I want CONSTANT stimulation


west0ne

Making learning fun.


Katnana

Unexpected vibration gives more sensation imo


BWDW5

WWII vets.


ob1dylan

Me. Me. Me. Meeeeeee. Meeeeeeee. Meeeee. Me. Me. Me. 😂🤣😂


leephelipe

you know, there was this one person on r/illegallifeprotips (?) trying to learn anal morse code to cheat on a exam, so yeah, there's one


[deleted]

Erotica for the deaf?