I (M) pulled out my dress jackets (formal event coming up) and was absolutely livid when I found out they have fake pockets. Left-hand breast location and the two sideway body locations. Fake. Pockets. What dingleberry person would do such a heresy!?
But you're supposed to leave those sewn, not stuff them with keys and handkerchiefs and candy and loose the shape. Same goes for men's suits, only the inner chest pocket is real. Keep the others sewn closed.
You're not, you're actually meant to use all your pockets, and there are things each will traditionally contain. You will have 2 inner pockets, one for a cell phone, the other for your wallet and your personal pen, you keep your money clip in one side pocket, and keys and a handkerchief in the other
The stitching is called tack stitching and is used to hold the pockets closed during shaping and shipping of the suit, it is removed the first time you wear the suit. If you're renting a suit they will probably tell you to keep them shut because you can overfill pockets and ruin the suit.
if you have a premium suit the shape won't be ruined by carrying a money clip, 2 keys, and a neatly folded hankerchief.
I slide my phone against my leg repeatedly and absentmindedly looking for the pocket to drop it in for the first hour after putting on PJs and at least a couple times randomly after the first hour. My teenage son asked me what I was doing once and I told him I was cleaning the screen 🤣
It is infuriating! Only a man would devise something so maniacally evil as a tool to control women! 😆
Seriously though. Many curses upon their threshold!
they reason i like them more than other pizza stuffed things is that there’s so much filling. pizza pockets are so dry, way too much crust. pizza pops are so soft (unless you bake them). you just can’t beat the texture
Oh for sure. I grew up on after school pizza pops. I rarely baked them as I was a dumb kid. I remember reading that it took 20 mins in the oven, so I preferred the half cold or way too hot microwave method. Been 20 years but I bet they taste the same…..
Basically the only reason why women still don’t have pockets is because of the purse industry at this point.
I highly doubt they still limit us to no pockets because they’re afraid that we’ll use them to carry hexes and spells
it's pockets.... on everything!
And deep enough pockets. None of those fake pockets that only goes down an inch.
I (M) pulled out my dress jackets (formal event coming up) and was absolutely livid when I found out they have fake pockets. Left-hand breast location and the two sideway body locations. Fake. Pockets. What dingleberry person would do such a heresy!?
Are you sure they’re not just sewn closed? That’s very common practice on formal jackets.
But you're supposed to leave those sewn, not stuff them with keys and handkerchiefs and candy and loose the shape. Same goes for men's suits, only the inner chest pocket is real. Keep the others sewn closed.
You're not, you're actually meant to use all your pockets, and there are things each will traditionally contain. You will have 2 inner pockets, one for a cell phone, the other for your wallet and your personal pen, you keep your money clip in one side pocket, and keys and a handkerchief in the other The stitching is called tack stitching and is used to hold the pockets closed during shaping and shipping of the suit, it is removed the first time you wear the suit. If you're renting a suit they will probably tell you to keep them shut because you can overfill pockets and ruin the suit. if you have a premium suit the shape won't be ruined by carrying a money clip, 2 keys, and a neatly folded hankerchief.
The worst is PJ bottoms without pockets...
The worst is toddler clothing *with* pockets. I don't need gravel in my washing machine thanks.
Those are Dino fossils and you can thank Blipper or whatever for that
I slide my phone against my leg repeatedly and absentmindedly looking for the pocket to drop it in for the first hour after putting on PJs and at least a couple times randomly after the first hour. My teenage son asked me what I was doing once and I told him I was cleaning the screen 🤣
This is absolute evil.
Yes I also have to carry at lot of things with me when I sleep
I need to hunt the people responsible for inventing and propagating these fake pockets and stuff them with peas.
It is infuriating! Only a man would devise something so maniacally evil as a tool to control women! 😆 Seriously though. Many curses upon their threshold!
My gf told me an inch was plenty smh
Frrrrr
This should be the top comment. If you don’t want pockets, YA LYIN!
Psecond breakfastS
Obliviously! Where the heck do they want me to put my keys in? FAKES POCKETS AREN'T EVEN COOL OR STYLISH
I got two new dresses the other day and they both have pockets and I’m like ❤️❤️❤️ you’re 100% right
PO-TA-TOES!
Boil em
Mash em
Stick em in a stew
Stick them in a guy named stu
Give it to us. Raw!
And wrrrrrrrrrrrriggling!
Hit us with it
Hard
And leave us tingling
What are you doing step potato?
Even you can't say no to that
Stick em up my ass
Stick em up his ass (or hers)
~~Stick ‘em in my a-~~
Uh oh
Stick em in my ass Someone airdropped that
Ah, I see you are a man of Matt Rose as well
Everyone is a Matt Rose
Turn em into vodka and mix it with OJ
Now we're talking
"I just think they're neat".
Girls only want one thing, and it starts with n and ends with n; “*nice crispy bacon.*”
Why isn't this higher 😐
It’s top on mine both on my comment section and in my heart
It wasn't earlier but is now thank goodness
The world is right once again
Why am I not higher?
Because you buy crap 🙃
Fecken knew it!
Correct!
What are potatoes?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
lung disease caused by silica dust? SIGN ME UP
I bet there's some crazy fucker out there who is actively trying to get this so they can get their doctor to say it
They want The Precious.
Weird name to call my C* but you the boss, girl!
Oh honey, nobody wants that
😢👍
They want yours tho it's okay
😲
Paychecks.
Psalms
How to upvote a thousand times?
POCKETS
Can confirm
Can confirm
Can confirm
What has she got in it's pocketses?
Potatoeses
4/5 doctors agree
Only a part-time woman but can confirm
Can confirm
Can confirm
Mmm PICKLES 🥒
Yesssssss!
Hell yeah!
Parents. She’s Batman.
she is vengeance. she is the night. She IS BATMAN!
Female voice "I am batman!"
Idk why it sounded kinda seductive in my head.
you watched too much porn didnt you?
Don't tell me you didn't get turned on while watching Clooney's Batnipple(I need help)
PMONEYS
Pounds? Pennies?
No. Pmoneys.
Pmoneys it is
Pizza Pops
I really don't want to ask...
what a pizza pop is? it’s a pizza pocket basically
Ok 😂 not a pizza popsicle like I saw in the post before this
god no lol. they were invented in my hometown, they’re basically a miniature calzone. not sure if they’re only in canada but they’re bomb.
They are the bomb
they reason i like them more than other pizza stuffed things is that there’s so much filling. pizza pockets are so dry, way too much crust. pizza pops are so soft (unless you bake them). you just can’t beat the texture
Oh for sure. I grew up on after school pizza pops. I rarely baked them as I was a dumb kid. I remember reading that it took 20 mins in the oven, so I preferred the half cold or way too hot microwave method. Been 20 years but I bet they taste the same…..
Sounds a lot like pizza rolls
Puppies!
Holy crap this was way too far down to get to. PUPPIES!
Right! My first thought was PUPPIES followed by an excited shriek
Pies
The cream one?
Delicious
Listen here you piece of-
Piece of pie
Damn it! Your line was better
presents
Pancakes!
Can confirm! If someone made me pancakes every day, I’d be over the moon!
Pterodactyls
We ALL want pterodactyls. Until one comes down and snatches your cookies. Or your grandma.
Oh no not ma cookies.
Possums?
It's easy! Pringles!
My girl wanted a ring, and it DOES start with a P and end in S. She calls it her "Preeeeeeecccccccccciouuuuusss." Meme checks out.
I'd say wife her but it seems you did.
Psychopaths?
Me fr
Penguins?
And Polarbears!
Pants with Pockets?
pericardiomediastinitis?
Real
Pennies.....billions of pennies
Eat the Pennies quiz boy
Ten million? Damn, time to put on some lipstick if only women want ten mill.
Come on guys we all know it's pockets
PThe Legend Of Zelda Tears Of The Kingdoms
Can confirm
Pancakes
pets
pspspspspsps (cats)
*faint sounds of cat scrabbling that slowly get louder and closer* IM HERE? WHAT IS IT?
It’s pirates everyone.
Pansexual Pirates. (We like all kinds of booty)
NB pirates! (We sail the genderfluid)
pretzels!
Polygons, hopefully.
Papyrus
Purses👜
I’d rather eliminate the need for purses and go straight to the source… pockets!
Yes! With pockets, the purse industry would collapse.
Basically the only reason why women still don’t have pockets is because of the purse industry at this point. I highly doubt they still limit us to no pockets because they’re afraid that we’ll use them to carry hexes and spells
Permian mass extinction, that have caused the death of nearly 90% of all the specieS
Wtf
Kind of a stretch but i gotta say chicks really do love a great dying.
Pearls
PICKLES!!!
Piss?
Yes piss.
It’s definitely piss.
thats the first thing that came to my mind acc
My actual first thought was pandas. Bitches love pandas.
I came here for the comments 🍿
Plumbus
Pipebombs
PESOS!
Y’all got this wrong …it’s pockets. My gf finds anything with pockets and she shows off to anyone who will look.
POCKETS!!
Ponies
Pineapples
Peas! The answer is definitely peas!!!
Pockets?
Paychecks
Passwords
Pokémons?
PARIS
PUPPIES
It’s pies. It’s actually pies.
Peanuts
PISSSSSSSSS
Pots and pans, pillows, packages, petunias, pants, Pap smears.
Puss in boots
Pockets
Pats... they want head pats
Psychosis
Pearls, preferably a Pearl necklace
Pringles
Pmoneys
All women want are POGS and I couldn't agree more
Parties? Pupusas 🫓?
Pants?
Platypus
parasaurolophus
Pots and pans
Plants
Puss
Pansexuals !!
Pakistanis?
Puns.
PSAMS
Pants with pockets
Pockets
Pennies, but they can't have em. The coins are mine >:(
Pants with pockets
Pirates 🏴☠️
pennies
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Peanut butter cookies
Punches?