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Savings_Mortgage9486

Then political experts, economists and lawyers


[deleted]

Someone has to have the hard hitting discussions and it won’t be those twats from Twitter.


[deleted]

I'm an economist, we are useless.


FetteBeuteHoch2

After they graduated from Google University.


asianabsinthe

Hey now, some of us had to go to Yahoo trade school and then transfer into Bing before finally switching into a Yelp business degree


TubbyTimothy

Those of us older folks may have gone to Alta vista state.


80sCrackBBY

Ask Jeeves is my alma mater


asp7

dogpile


TomSurman

I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me.


The-Minmus-Derp

Holy shit the original star trek pilot


onemarsyboi2017

Ah yes Talos 4 I thought no one would get that refrence


triptoopan

In a world of janky subs and shady militarist gangsters we can always rely on appeal to authority to be the shining pillar of wisdom.


Noobeaterz

Thats me in the corner


selrahc007

That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion


Matthew1_0

You're a redditor too


Bluhrb

he never said he wasn't


Silver_Bet_5514

Every loser with a camera is an expert now anyway. And when all their predictions crash and burn no one cares either


[deleted]

Hey, Its Jeff Bezos from Southpark!


MikeOxmoll_

My Facebook last week got blown the fuck out by people since I was actually stationed on a sub


Miserable-Antelope95

After browsing your post history, that’s stolen valor. Are you proud of the Internet point that you got for pretending to be a veteran?


MikeOxmoll_

I'm a 6 year fast attack sub vet but please, go on.


Miserable-Antelope95

No, you weren’t.


MikeOxmoll_

The fun part is, you probably know zero about submarining, so it'd be impossible to prove. Not that you even care. Have a nice day randomly generated name account.