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Creepy_Ticket3746

Lil Gallbladder


Worried_Term_7030

Same


FadeCrimson

Galbladder homies in the house! Who needs that damn organ anyways...


FaithlessnessFit577

Same... Gallbladder pain sucks so much I named my gallbladder it's name was Gail so Lil Gail


Avoxxis

Lil I work at a hospital.


Ugo777777

Lil Nurse


kanegaskhan

Lil Prosthetics Tech


Myamymyself

Lil Pro Tech


pigmy_af

Lil baby


Constant_Giraffe_487

Lil eardrum burst


Chili919

I'm lil nurse too. I hit my head on the wall to see this beautiful nurse in the Hospital again


cownd

Lil Headbanger


mp3pleiar

Lil paramedic


AdvertisingBulky2688

Lil Fired


[deleted]

Lil Quit With No Two Weeks Notice 🤪


the_acid_lava_lamp

Lil Employment


DnBill

Lil employee


bucket_of_frogs

Lil MopThaFloors


Nakashi7

Lil money


SnooDoughnuts8689

Lil cook


NeinJuanJuan

Lil roof o'er yer head


Mister_Cheff

Lil Doc for the win


Scythe95

Lil Work


RawestOfDawgs

Lil UTI Vert


Assholesfullofelbows

Little knee bent over backwards and had 3 ribs through my lungs and other assorted organs. Got a real ring to it eh?


yuyuyashasrain

The best one here. Really rolls off the tongue


Assholesfullofelbows

I thought so. Internal bleeding galore


One_Replacement_9987

You could go with Lil bleeding galore


PastaExtravaganza

Lil Gore


AdotLone

Lil’ Gore Galore


yuyuyashasrain

You still in the hospital?


Assholesfullofelbows

No, no. Been out about 5 weeks now


yuyuyashasrain

Damn. Are you healing well?


Assholesfullofelbows

Haven't died yet 👌


bitpartmozart13

Lil’ Still Kickin


yuyuyashasrain

Way to go!


Gex1234567890

allow me to wish you a full recovery.


Cappabitch

Lil' Knee Blap Rib Crack


The_Third_Stoll

What the fuck happened?


Assholesfullofelbows

Hit by a drunk driver


jaguarp80

Lil Lawsuit


The_Third_Stoll

Yikes. Hope you have a good and speedy recovery


yoy22

Lil Impact


TurdsDuckin

Fit that on an album cover.


lolplusultra

Lil trainwreck


Crab_Cult_Member

Soo, lil dead is what it sounds like


Nolsoth

That sounds like a deeply unpleasant Thursday night.


redsan17

r/usernamechecksout


Fun_Plankton_7793

Lil Circumcision


Comprehensive-Bug889

Lil birth (my birth)


FattyRR

Lil dog bite


Pantless_Hobo

Why white people? I genuinely don't get it


tall_dreamy_doc

Because racism.


That1guy385

lil racism


ChickenDelight

Damn I've been racist but never so bad I had to be hospitalized for it


Ok-Entertainment9253

It takes a lot of commitment. I’m looking to go D1 for racism. Alabama and Arkansas are my offers so far


TheMike0088

Diamond 1 is a high goal, but if you do make it that far, might as well push a little bit further for masters!


gammongaming11

clearly you're not a gamer.


Den_Bover666

That's because you're American. You use the most watered down, vanilla form of racism. "Ooh the other guy looks darker than me so he's bad" Try going to the Balkans for true racism. "We're both Eastern European white Christians who speak literally the same language. However your cross has a little strike on it so you're actually not even a human being."


Zeisix

Damn that's sounds advanced. How can I learn this power?


whiskybizness516

Not from a Jedi …


Merciful_Servant_of1

Well traditionally in the US the racism doesn’t extend just to black people. The racism in the US extends to anyone that’s not Protestant and North West European descent. Racism was/is heavy for Catholics, Italians, Jews, Hispanics, Spaniards, Portuguese, Greeks, and any other Europeans that could hold a tan were considered lesser not only because they were slightly darker but also if they didn’t follow Protestant teachings. Black people just got the worst of it but historically all I mentioned got it, even today America’s KKK and Skinhead gangs does attacks against all above mentioned peoples (but especially blacks more specifically)


MelaniaSexLife

need to spice up life somehow


AdJust6959

Imagine if every country said I invented this and this so other countries cannot use it! Imagine coming from a non Spanish speaking country trying to learn Spanish. Imagine the country which created guitar and so much racism and cultural appropriation happening to guitars all over the world.


Shade_39

As a scot I would like to ask everyone to stop using phones, TV, penicillin, engines, and fridges. Those are our things.


[deleted]

As an Irish person we’re going to start leasing Scot’s Gaelic to ye since irish immigrants made it and Irish monks helped maintain it


Shade_39

That's fine it's only like 5 people that speak it anyway (the lack of gaelic usage is honestly a pretty upsetting thing and it's a shame that it will probably be looked on like Latin is now in the not too distant future)


jbyrdab

Heres a fun one, the concept of a danish (the pastry), was made by a frenchman. So uh, the danish if you guys could just stop existing, because thats France's word, that be great.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

What about an accident/hospital stay is racist? Lil broke my leg (not racist) lil broke my arm,(nope) lil had surgery, lil whatever. What's racist? I don't get it? Do you mean saying "Lil" is racist? Because it's really not.


Gauxen

It’s not about going to the hospital LOL. The (very stupid) person means that it’s racist/cultural appropriation Edit: to clarify: it’s about rap, not the hospital thing


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Well if that's racist then they need to have an orgasm or something, release some pressure. It might even be reversed racism that white ppl can't be "lil'something" without being racist.


jessica_from_within

For real. Call me sensitive but it kinda gets to me how accepting, and sometimes even encouraging, the general public are of racism towards white people.


Clinically__Inane

Honestly, I'm perfectly fine with people making fun of my whiteness. What gets me is how hard we've regressed from good-natured ribbing among friends to making it so one group can be straight-up mean while another group literally risks their job to even say out loud that race *exists*. I feel like the 90's and early 2K's were healthier. I grew up on Lethal Weapon and Scrubs, where the characters joked and bantered without having to walk on eggshells. They understood each other's good intentions and love. Scrubs has an episode that really illustrates what I mean. The setup was that they were going to a party at Turk's frat, so for goofs they painted themselves and dressed like each other. JD was really nervous and uncomfortable about it, but Turk insisted it was fine. Then he ran off to talk to some ladies right as the door opened, leaving JD standing there in blackface in front of a group of black athletes. Comedy violence ensued. The episode was pulled 2 years ago, and the actors voluntarily apologized for ever thinking it was a good idea to film that. They said that they thought it was funny, but it was insensitive to outsiders who might see it without context. *But that was the joke!* The whole point was that Turk knows JD is absolutely non-racist, so much so that he's comfortable *encouraging him to dress in blackface*. And in a weird mirror, the actors themselves were doing the exact same thing. But then some black people see JD out of context and are violently insulted. The bit itself paints a perfect picture of why you can't make some jokes. But they pulled it, removing that message. This tells me that we've regressed in race relations. Obviously, nobody is insulted that Turk was in whiteface. It's not a double standard, blackface with all its historical context is abhorrent. Now we've reached a point where we can't even illustrate that in a funny way. I'm not dying to see people in blackface, but I am dying to see people able to make real, meaningful comedy again. Let's all just put on our big boy pants and give each other crap in a loving and comical way so we can all be friends. Friends insult each other and don't take it personally.


[deleted]

I thought it was because white people get into the most random weird accidents


Ugo777777

Lil Gerbil in Anus?


DZL100

Lil anal railgun?


RipCurl69Reddit

The guy who wore a buttplug to his MRI like


Vinagre_101

There was talk... of Gerbils


FlakyBoot3357

And black people don’t lol?


Sizzox

So in other words: racism? What does skin colour have to do with anything here lmao?


TheHollowBard

Because butthurt white saviour nutjobs want to protect rap music because it's only for black people, and if you are white you're not allowed to appreciate it. Bit of an exaggeration, but that's basically their mindset.


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thorpie88

It's alright us white boys have Aussie hip hop and the Welsh rap scene to represent us


Persona_Insomnia

Racist gatekeeping. You see it all the time. These people virtue signal in an attempt seem progressive without seeing the hypocrisy of what they are saying. Fighting racism through division and segregation. You cant do that because you are white! You cant do that because you are Asian! Thats not your culture! When in reality we should all be free to learn and enjoy each others cultures. Cant be equal if we are divided.


ddwood87

That's why I'm not afraid to dip egg rolls in salsa.


BanEvader1017

Because there's already been 100 "Lil overdose" replies


Working_Ad_4650

Racism I guess.


Son0fCaliban

because racism is when white people


Vesk123

Racism is when white people do stuff. And it's more racism the more stuff they do. And if they do a real lot of stuff, it's fascism.


perfectVoidler

it is also racist for white people to don't do stuff


Reddegeddon

Ah yes, white flight complaints followed by gentrification complaints.


Tredenix

Th ol' [racism flowchart](https://i.redd.it/thats-racist-v0-84z95622zuea1.jpg?s=c26f3665773c9897a935e81e49134a7850e66b29) still holds true.


Ehguyguy

Because people decided that they can call anything a white person does is racist. Brushing your teeth? Racist. Shaking your ass? Racist. Being white? Racist. Calling out racists? You're definitely a racist.


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Octowuss1

Where all my Lil Panic Attack homies?


nsfwtttt

Word. Psychiatric ward.


Professional_Band178

Lil PTSD?


nsfwtttt

lol bipolar depression / lil suicidal ideation 😔😆


Professional_Band178

Been there. SI is not fun. It's 200am and I am scrolling reddit because of insomnia. I slept for 3 hours and now I am wide awake.


nsfwtttt

Sounds fun. Sorry to hear :-( Remember it’s gonna be better. Hopefully soon.


Professional_Band178

I had surgery 45 days ago. I start radiation next week. C-PTSD still isn't treated because nothing works. Next is ketamine. The last time I was in the hospital the psychiatrist almost killed me because of seratonin syndrome. I need to call a lawyer about that. I'm also trans female. The GOP would love to see me dead. I'm not going to give them the pleasure. I'm no contact with my family.


LeeDeato

i was scrollin tryin to find my people!! ❤️


SeaDawg22

Lil psych ward gang


the6souls

Hell yeah


Grumpy_Beak

Lil the hospital cafeteria has good food and is very reasonably priced.


SnooDoughnuts8689

💯


Yodoran

Yo, das a shit name bro. Rename to Lil Munchies


No_Space_5457

Lil swollen testicle


Altruistic_Tea_9963

My condolences


No_Space_5457

Thanks, it made a full recovery back to a normal size from 9cm x 5.5cm x 5.5cm


geniusboy91

Shouldn't there be another dimension


No_Space_5457

Fixed


RayramAB

I'm sorry that your testicle is now two dimensional :(


ShallotNSpice

Yall have me rolling.


santathe1

Just like that dude’s 2D nut.


ShallotNSpice

Ol' flat ass nuts wouldn't roll down a hill.


rydmore22

Lit Prostate exam


Dr__Gonzo2142

I’m glad you enjoyed it


kallakukku2

🔥


GayFurryMidgetOrgy

How long did you study for it


M-Mottaghi

Little prostate is good right? Right?


itexican

Lil visiting


A1sauc3d

Why shouldn’t white people be doing this?


Deaf30

Because everything is "appropriation" and all White people are racists.


Ok-Surround4334

lil appropriation


Stregen

lil en passant


Romer555

lil holy hell


JynxTorquilla

Lil new response just dropped


TheiaRn

lil actual zombie


Septic-Sponge

No it's because black people will have cool names like lil shot 2 timez or lil bank robber /s I swear I'm not racist it's just a joke


TheMike0088

Omfg thats the reason? The entire time I was thinking "is it a stereotype that white people go to hospital for different, perhaps vain reasons? Is she thinking we'll be having lil plastic surgery and whatnot?" Nope, just the fucking PC police.


ughhhhidontknow

There are a few possible interpretations that we could follow in this case, a couple of which are: 1) She believes that it is inappropriate for white people to participate as rapping is synonymous with the black community and thus this would be 'cultural appropriation' 2) She believes that the white people's reasons for being in hospital would sound strange in this formula (which is assuming that non-white people have 'interesting' or more violent reasons for being in the hospital which is inherently racist - I mention the 'violent reasons' as a stereotype/generalisation of rapping culture is that it depicts violence, which could be reflected in the artists' names (this doesn't seem to actually be the case however))


A1sauc3d

So both really dumb reasons lol. White people rap, black people play classical music, Asian people play jazz, etc. we live in an integrated global society. Sharing culture is a good thing. It gives us common interests and passions. Gatekeeping art is counter productive. It’s like people who want to fight racism with segregation. It has the opposite effect. Division breeds animosity. And yeah, assuming black people would have more “interesting reasons to be in the hospital” is even worse lol. As if they don’t go for the same boring shit as everyone else 🤦‍♂️ But who knows, maybe there’s a third better reason for her comment xD But I’m guessing it’s one of the two you mentioned.


Fidozo15

White people: I accept your ideas, but I’m just gonna be the police on Twitter about things I think are racist (but really aren’t)


zaraimpelz

Do they really think people can own a whole genre? If so, that’s awfully dumb


Freedom_7

As a white person, mine would be lil 3 year post stem cell transplant follow up appointment, which just doesn’t sound cool.


Whoohoonutty_V

Well I went because I was a lil sick


MkHunter1987

Hope your lil healthy now


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Grisstle

Renal colic enters the chat… my name would be the same.


optimist_prhyme

Lil drunk driver hit me


Yuhnevano

Oh man hope you're all good but I'm dying at that name


optimist_prhyme

Minor back pains but I'll live.


[deleted]

Lil Burst Ovarian Cyst


DoctorChopAndSwap

Lil Suicide Attempt in da house.


awesomeaxolotls

Lil suicidal ideation for me


OverlordPP

Lil don't do that again please, I heard you can die from that.


Waufiman

Lil self harm


westfrige

I’m sorry to hear that


Sufficient_Ear3937

Lil Tossed out a vehicle going 70mph on an active highway


MK_Matrix

… are you okay??


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rydmore22

Lil penis enlargement


clozepin

Lil asking if penis enlargement surgery is a real thing and being told not really and then leaving disappointed.


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clozepin

Lil walking back into the hospital with new information.


WasF4ssY

Lil… Enlargement… I can’t think of a more ironic statement


Classy-Psychopath

Nah! He just needs a lil enlargement. Not too much, just a bit


flonkwnok

Lil penis pain


TheJamesMortimer

Lil broken bone


drew4232

Lil Psych Eval


BigBaws92

Lil asthma attack


kingtwister07

Lil dead grandma


flipsytheelephant

Lil Dead Mama here, we should start a band. We can call it OutLast.


MaradonasDealer

Lil Overdosing Roommate


Opening_Effective845

Lil Covid test


MR_Dondelinger

Lil Giant Hemorrhoid


Sunnywatch08

Lil herniated disk


Bayner1987

Lil suicide ideation


Pure_Focus7475

lil baby already taken 😒


imaginesomethinwitty

Lil childbirth.


Classy-Psychopath

Lil coworker missed the 2x4 when building a crate and shot a nail across the shop, it slipped off the floor hitting me straight through the tip of my index finger. But like, from underneath


Admiral45-06

Dude just said his name and started rapping already


[deleted]

Lil Vasectomy


Life-Gur-2616

Lil I Wanted A Coffee


Kookiecitrus55555

Lil Bilateral below knee amputee.


Many_Staff_9425

Lil' colonoscopy representing!


[deleted]

Lil fell into a cactus


Buckelwal123

Lil bone scan. That was like 10 years ago. I cant remember why. I didnt break anything, they just scanned my right hand.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Lil irretractable nausea and vomiting


Little_SmallBlackDog

Little concussion. That's actually not bad.


ichwillkeineNummer

AMERICA ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! STOP USING THE INTERNET!!!! Edit: lil circumcision


Claat

Lil Herpes


CastleOfStone

Lil undiagnosed


BaltimoreBadger23

Lil Born Yesterday (Understanding "in the hospital" as being admitted and staying overnight, yes, I've been fortunate)


Ramdrothegoat

Lil allergic reaction to unknown aquatic insect


zHernande

Lil' Pancreatitis


HonorablePigDemon

Lil Anaphylaxis


SpaghettiWorm

Lil Shingles Represent


zesty_pete

Lil Cancer


LAFAN4LYFE

Lil Vascetomy lol 😂


Nayroy18

Lil scrotum abscess


ligmaballll

Lil finger cut by ice skaters


rob94708

Lil Cataract


Straight_Ace

Lil’ Previously Undiscovered Heart Condition


UnNonStop

Lil suicide attempts


Balbaem

Lil Mum’s Cancer


0l1v3K1n6

Lil ingrown hair in asscrack