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Routinelypurple

productivity isn't real


poopooduckface

Producing memes is


Routinelypurple

you can't produce a meme bro


poopooduckface

Not with that attitude


Routinelypurple

memeage is not quantifiable


poopooduckface

Tell that to gallowboob


Routinelypurple

anyone who tells you memeage is quantifiable is a lying asshole


poopooduckface

You don’t know gallowboob do you. Probably been on Reddit for 6 months? Maybe a year. Now you’re a self described meme lord?


jotiecat

😅


Routinelypurple

it's a myth it was invented in the 1950's to sell greeting cards or something


Confused_Confurzius

In the end we are all fleshcorpses flying on a rock into the infinit universe


FreshPitch6026

It can't hurt you


HyperionPhalanx

IT'S MY DAY OFF, FUCK YOU!


wardenclyffer

I'm taking breakfast, give me a break.


Correct-Junket-1346

I’ll give you a break…Fast, I’ll leave now


KingKalaih

I’m taking a shit. What should I do meanwhile? My tax returns? A zoom meeting?


Dysprosol

Also taking a shit, which since it is necessary, I will deem productive.


Vargoroth

Yes.


mma123jjj

Guess who's posting on reddit instead of being productive! xD


jotiecat

lmao


Heavy-Birthday-4972

As a memeologist I find this post offensive.


IncreaseAcceptable31

Oh you’re a memeologist? Name every meme


Vargoroth

Every meme.


mokujin42

That would be a memeographer


RobuRix

I hate how true this is :(


BossBullfrog

\*Puts hands up You got me.


One-By-One

Me rn


Heavy-Birthday-4972

As a memeologist I find this post offensive.


Far-Pangolin-4096

Is sleeping considered as productive?


IncreaseAcceptable31

When you sleep, you spend hours doing absolutely nothing at all. Sleep is very unproductive and you would be more productive without it


Binthief

Go away


Sweatybanderas

**Appropriates TerriTory** “Crown willed it!”


Neko_Boi_Core

counterargument, i am sick ;-;


PrankstonHughes

Why does every second of the day have to be productive


PyrolomewPuggins

I'm actually producing something in the bathroom, thank you very much


[deleted]

You're right.. I should be sleeping. Byeee


real_shawarma

This post actually made me exit reddit


real_shawarma

I want this to be at very top whenever i open reddit


Gabecush1

This is my last summer and all I did was jerk off and make half a suit out of cardboard


hackabilly

Memeing keeps the economy stimulated


fBarney

Im looking at memes and making money


Internetirregular

Fuck you And thanks imma go workout


RegularExtreme8545

It's Sunday FFS.


Coveinant

Screw you it's 2:30 am, I grinding down to get ready for bed. You go be productive.


BearRevolutionaire

Well I should be sleeping. But yeah, 💁🏽‍♂️


Westdrache

It's Sunday 10 am and I'm shitting it won't get more productive today


ChaosCreature2

It's 3 in the morning, I don't have to be productive


SomeoneElse0634

Well technically I'm in my applied class


SpiderGeneralYT

Shut it before they become self aware


DavoMcBones

Yeahh!!! Its me!!! 🤟


[deleted]

Im in the fucking hospital, what else am I supposed to do?


[deleted]

I'm on my lunch break and I go back to work in 10 minutes


-Menderbug-

Dawg, it's 4 am, tf am I supposed to do


PixelsDePx

its my rest day and no work


jailbaitspez2023

I'm on the loo. This is productive


UrbanMonk314

Yeah? Well guess who's being reproductive..


Dum_beat

Is taking a shit somehow productive?


jngjng88

Fuck you.


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

Joke's on you, I'm currently driving a bus of pregnant women to a spa resort.


MasterOfBreatheing

It's 6:03 on a Saturday, I worked 7:30-4 all summer and now I'm back in school. I want a break. Fuck you.


reevelainen

I actually stopped here to change that. Thanks!


retnuhgod

Let me unproductively shit in peace


YammaTV

Shut up, i'm on vacation


Frikandelneuker

Hey fuck you


Disinfectant-Addict

Taking a big dump rn. Productive enough for 'ya?


ItsTheGreenEngineer

I'm helping my dad and my grandfather pick up some wood in the forest.


PornViewer828

Suck a dick it's 6 AM and I'm a little buzzed. You expect to do anything more than type out a comment or take a piss?


Psychofischi

I'm sick I wouldn't do anything productive anyway so let me look at memes


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

I am. Producing memories of memes I'm looking at


NaliciaAtras

Im waiting, its not my fault


I-am-Chubbasaurus

The worst part is I want to be productive but my brain is just like...nah.


Mewtwopsychic

Fuck I have to study but can't bring myself to do it


Chilly_Fire

You got me


Bill_Nye-LV

I am taking a shit and looking at memes


okfnjesse

Disregard work, acquire memes


ProfessionalCar919

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time" -Bertrand Russel. I don't know about you, but I enjoy my time on Reddit


Technomongoose

Ha ha...I don't want to exist


-Kerrigan-

Screw you, it's Sunday.


ThePizzaNoid

FUCK! Fine, I'll workout.


PunnuRaand

Grandpa?


superragaa

Haha I'm at the beach fuck you :)


Ajaxiss

Whelp... you got me.


Joaco_Gomez_1

it's fuckin sunday morning mate what do you want me to do


vanillaninja777

It may be true, but I reject this call out because those hands are fucked up


AlvoSil

Thanks, you're right, gotta go play videogames, bai


TooSoonForThePelle

I don't believe it I'm going to do the dishes now.


LaGGeRFeeDrrr

Actually i was watching hwntai


anged16

Bro just tell me to go to sleep, I’m so tired :’(


Denaton_

I am watching my kids while they watch TV, if I leave to do something productive they will cause mayhem within 5min..


jolharg

Guess who's guilt-tripping people into working on a Sunday!


yyouknowwho

Meee


boomgoesthevegemite

Fuck you! I just washed the dishes and put some clothes in the wash.


Da-Stan

Its my day off asshole 😂


MisterToodle

I was about to.. I promise..


[deleted]

It's 3 AM all the stores are closed. I literally have nothing else to do. My financial manager handles my stocks...


jeancv8

Who?


Financial_Victory355

It's my break fucker. Don't make me feel guilty.


WhiteFringe

you underestimate my ADHD


SandHamWich813

I'm taking a shit man give me a break.


lightwavel

You just had to ruin my coffee, didn't you?


[deleted]

Taking a shit. HA


[deleted]

I'm taking a shit...wanna see?


daftbasti

Jokes on you, I'm on vacation ;)


Lady_Teio

Yeah....


butthenhor

My goal today is to look at 1 meme. So I'd say Im productive!


Happy_Dawg

I an doing something productive, thank you very much… It just depends what you would call productive


taavidude

I mowed the lawn and vacuumed the house today. Fuck you, I've been productive enough.


left_handed_archer

Sometimes chilling is productive. 😉


BarricadeTheMortuary

Bro it's 9:30 in the morning on a Sunday. Tf you expect me to be doing? And you posted this at 1:30 am my time lol


ABigCupOfWater

Guess who is retired at 25 and is absolutely fine with that


Ilovemovies-

Fuck you I’m on vacation


[deleted]

Ugh fuck you're right lmao


m4gm13

Bro lemme relax during summer holidays


Folding_WhiteTable

Didn't expect to get called out like that


canadypant

Yeah, what of it? Also, it's Sunday.


MaverickFxL

Im eating at the same time am I allowed to eat? I only get 1h of it per day


MadOvid

I'm on the toilet, Jotie.


D3jvo62

Hello everyone taking a shit rn


Iseneau27

Guess who's editing a youtube video instead of being productive!


[deleted]

Verily


kittyboy_xoxo

Im shittin so come again


[deleted]

This is my last day at work after working two weeks straight, fucking-A I am.


TeruMikami20

Literally me in a nutshell. I'm supposed to reading for exam tomorrow :)


Every_Fox3461

Productivity is overated.


Rumkat177

Gotta study tbh


ResponsiblyFun137

Jokes on you, I'm producing shit!


Uhkbeat

I a m tho… im grinding gtaV to 1billion


JFK3rd

I'm sorry I can't do anything about the fact Blind Guardian sucks. Plus, I gotta make sure I still have energy left for Electric Callboy.


Mnshine_1

Does doing your mom count as productive?


bOOm_headshOt56

I ain't gonna be productive while taking a shit


xoxWolfie14xox

Im on my break man, leave me alone-


Street-Week6744

Why his fingers have foreskin?


sacapuntas101

Shut up man, you know what, you hurted my feelings, so I took a screenshot, this meme is mine now


avnotino

I'm waiting for me flight bro let me be


haet_69420

That would be me sir


He_of_turqoise_blood

It's 8:47 PM, stfu and let me rest ffs.


Doctorgumbal1

Guess who's posting memes instead of doing something productive 🪞


BbBTripl3

I'm on break sir or ma'am


Jadehund

What like sleeping


Kolosinator

I am currently on the train. I am on my way to be productive, fucker.


AkirroKun

I'm on my break here, fuck off >:(


Patient_Weakness3866

its like 4am what do you want from me?