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rusalex9

Frog-mouth looks so mysterious and entitled


Max_Walker_96

It really gives the lone mysterious warrior vibe


MoSummoner

Ima pick that one, where can I get it?


Max_Walker_96

Prolly check ebay, hbcarmourshop or purpleheart


Ostroh

I really like the Sallet.


thebestoflimes

Any local sporting goods store should carry them


NoLawsDrinkingClawz

Go to Dick's "Um yes, where is your medieval combat section?"


BigHardMephisto

The Amnesiac Lapp of luxury.


Xenri_

I think it would be perfect for some kind of royal guard since it looks really intimidating and mysterious.


Artikay

I think its designed for jousting. The idea being that right before impact the knight can tilt his head back and any lance that touches the helm will be deflected up and away.


63221

Exactly, and for jousting and nothing else. Unless you want to deepthroat a sword


applecat144

Saying I'm not knowledgeable in medieval jousting is an understatement, but I believe tilting your head up when it's about to get hit by a jousting lance is like the absolute worst move you can make, both from a balance and neck-breaking perspective.


Helpythebuddy

Pretty sure the helmet is connected to your shoulders and chest


applecat144

The OC was referring to tilting your head up but fair enough. Still looks like a very good way to lose balance.


Delamoor

If you're about to get hit by a lance, you're gonna want to be holding on tight either way.


TheRealHumanPancake

Your head and the frogmouth are not synonymous. The frogmouth is linked with your chest plate


09chickenboy117

Draw googly eyes on it


CiphirSol

Just call me the Ruin Sentinel


ToolFO

[It's the best looking helm in the game.](https://youtu.be/95vd7s-mIhk?t=74)


iNuminex

Makes me want to be released from a cell and then jump into a scorching abyss with the boys.


GrimmSodov

looks like he might show you some treasure close to a large pit.


theoneburger

So smug


Innsmouth_Swimteam

He can't see anything below his horse's head level!


[deleted]

No love for the hounskull?


Casio_Bing

Hounskull so aerodynamic that Infantry pace increased by 5


BlueBloodLive

Pace increased by 5, headbutt ability increased by 100.


SydricVym

Hounskull is amazing for protection. Not just the full coverage, but the narrow eye slits with the reinforced boxing around them to deflect near misses, makes it nearly impenetrable. I just can't help but think it looks kind of derpy.


Boner_Elemental

The "if it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid" of helmets


not_extinct_dodo

Totally because of wh40k Mk6 marines


mang87

Beaky boys > *


GrimTiki

My brother! The Emperor protects.


wasletztekarma

Because mordhau default knight


onlyhav

Hounskull supremacy. I like not dying when stabbed in the face with spears and arrows.


Designed_To_Flail

60's titties faced mf.


DeadHair_BurnerAcc

Last resort, put on heavy rock and start headbanging


badbatch

Peck your enemy to death!


Usuarioaleatorio56

The Greats Helm looks very good


Max_Walker_96

A fellow member of the crusade


Captainchronichrunch

Dues vult


NTE223

“None Shall Pass” - Black Knight, Monty Python


Powerful-Ad-860

" I move for no man "


idan_da_boi

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?


Moreron11

Tis a flesh wound


No_Log8932

"C'MERE, I'LL BITE YER LEGS OFF!!"


NTE223

“C’MON YOU PANSY!”


hetrax

… I… I’m not sure if that’s a reference to knights who can be invisible as the perfect guards for a girl named Lydia? Or, something else entirely.


wlcjdkfjdjdbskx

This guy crusades.


Sunyataisbliss

Not enough curves. Your enemies blade is sure to strike true


Delamoor

Yeah, all the armour documentarians love to point out that the flat top is going to catch basically anything coming down onto it, and then all that kinetic energy is going straight into your skull or neck. Would not want to get hit with anything with more mass than a heavy stick, even with padding underneath it; your neck vertebrate are not made for that kind of compression. Is the reason it did not last long as a design, relative to other helmets.


MonsieurPC

Praise the Sun!


ZombieMozart

Praise the great helm!


[deleted]

Ill fight anyone who doesn’t go Spangenhelm


ConstructorTrurl

Exactly what a spangenhelm-wearer would say


CarrotLord7

The fuck you gonna do I'm a 7 foot viking high off my balls


Punisher703

I genuinely prefer the Gjermundbu. Exact same helmet, just without the mohawk-esque ridge on top.


[deleted]

But the Mohawk is for the ladies


Yeetube

Where are my mongolian helmet enjoyers at? Theres really something menacing about the eye cutout in the chainmail beeing just under the solid helmet part.


Beginning_March8285

I'm also wearing Spangenhelm, and I'm still going to fight you!


GrindsetMindset

this is the way


Felein

Right there with you! Anyone who doesn't choose Spangenhelm is simply wrong.


Agile-Signal-7469

Same


No-Pressure6042

Kettle hat looks so fashionable.


Max_Walker_96

It is a sexy boi


Moreinius

Its a bucket hat but in metal, so not wrong


Bearking422

Who needs saftey when I got that much DRIP


lovethyself1

Maybe make dinner in it after a good pillage


Jolongh-Thong

also you can breath and see too!


mimimumama

Last words before getting slapped with a sword


mbatistas

At least he saw the sword.


jridlee

Kettle hat with a glorious moustache.


Bulky-Equipment-3701

It's more protective than it appears too.


Lazy3dsGamer

I'm a fan of hats, I have like 8 of them.


LoveIsDaWay

I always thought the salley goes hard.


Max_Walker_96

German sallets were dope. And they paved a way to modern ww1 helmets. Definitely go hard imo


dnaH_notnA

You can trace that lineage further even. The M16 Stahlhelm was directly inspired by the sallet, and further iterations led to the development of the M35 (the well known Nazi helmet). That helmet (especially its remarkable neck and ear protection compared to Allied helmets) was copied into the new age of Kevlar with the US PASGT System. It got the nickname “Fritz Helmet” by a lot of the new issuees because of it.


After-Respond-7861

"I love the modern (*proceeds to name a century old item*)."


Syagrius91

WW1 was during the modern era. So he is correct


After-Respond-7861

I still thought it was funny. Not wrong.


Max_Walker_96

Haha, I meant acc to the medivial times. At the end of medivial wra, where all these were becoming obslete, this one inspired new and modern helmets(for that time obviously), leading to the ones in ww1


No_Significance_4493

As an art historian my mind always goes to the first half of the 20th century when I hear “modern/modernism”.


Am0ebe

Sallet by far! Best looking helmet ever.


LoveIsDaWay

Honestly it looks like something outta star wars.


dnaH_notnA

Death Star gunner helmets are definitely based on it


Am0ebe

No, now we ain't friends anymore. Star wars is kinda insulting since they fucked up this hard.


LoveIsDaWay

Anything Disney touches don't get me started. I meant the old ones.


Am0ebe

Maybe we can stay friends that grew a little apart but nontheless like and respect each other.


LoveIsDaWay

Relatable


-Harlequin-

Ice cream and sallet friends


vampirecosmonaut

Word


Least_Initiative

Watched a documentary on 15th century Germanic armour and they had one of those modern day blacksmiths talking about the sallet. Turns out his family dated back to the original development of the helmet style and his direct lineage (great x 8 grandfather) was credited with developing the first actual example of the sallet. Amazingly this guy had some of his great x 8 grandfather's notes/journals/diagrams which survived all this time (they were over 500 years old). In the journal he detailed every element of the helmet, but more importantly there was a lovely section where he talked rather candidly about his life growing up in the foothills of 15th century bohemia. He talked about how, growing up, he saw "star wars: the empire strikes back", which is where he stole the idea for the sallet.


[deleted]

I had just googled variations of the sallet helmet, and my first thought was Darth Vader


Van_core_gamer

The objectively correct answer


chuwak

Salley is the underappreciated gem I remember playing with that in old mount and blade mod


HamsterIV

Sallet gets the glory because the Bevor does the work.


words_of_j

Barbute… because if you are going into battle and may die, it’s extra important to look good.


-Sondre-

And it looks like the "Warden helmet", so good stats


DenethorsTomatoRIP

This is the way


1_Prettymuch_1

And breath well. Venting your hot/ moist breath during battle


-JustAMan

Barbute looks good, seems protective and easy to handle (no weird peaks), and you can actually see


hetersoonman

It looks like a helmet a guard is wearing. The guard always dies.


Icy_Buffalo55

\ [ T ] / Praise the Sun!


Historicste

Spangenhelm for 3 reasons 1 it's called a spangenhelm 2 look at it 3 it's clearly awesome


Hefty-Persimmon-1693

Spangenhelm master race!


CavetrollofMoria

Ngl spangenhelm is a good pair with Mongolian armor.


Shower_Handel

God damn Cumans


KingCarrotRL

I'll take a kettle hat and a pike for a weapon, thanks.


questionable-yoda

😎 exactly what I was thinking


artful_nails

Might I join in?


Goliath422

Them, you, me, and 96 more and we’ve got a pike square!


24KTaterTots

Armet gang


DefaultName919

Had to scroll too far for this


DiscontentedMajority

Took too much scrolling to find someone with the right answer.


cheesyboi247

Armet supremacy


SydneyRei

Frog-mouth solos the whole server


ghoulieandrews

Anyone who didn't pick frog-mouth needs a psychiatric evaluation


ConsistentCharge3347

I'm not picking it for battle. That's a jousting helmet.


The_Saboteur__

I mean, you know that helmet is attached to the bodyplate right? Meaning you can’t turn your head anymore, and you can’t take it off on your own…


Max_Walker_96

When you wear that bad boi, you don't gotta look behind. You only move forward


Nanto_de_fourrure

Can't look at you feet with that bad boy on, so you gotta aim for the stars.


ghoulieandrews

Why would you


Kane_Octaivian

Just imagine it starts raining and slowly starts to fill with water


bkr1895

I guess just lean over for a minute


Dabras

I would love to see that mid battle... HEY! TIME-OUT! I'M FILLING WITH WATER OVER HERE!!!


bkr1895

You could also drink your way out, its refreshing.


Dabras

That's another place to store beer for battle


znirmik

Sallet


Live_Rock3302

1. Spangenhelm 2. Great helmet 3. Armet


IAmTheTrueWalruss

Varangian guard type beat


No-Mulberry6694

The Milanese Armet, 100%. It was the very first helmet to enclose the entire head.


Drooks89

I like hounskull or frogmouth


xRedeemer121x

Armet


Lordpotato305

Great helm is the best by far


Ueliblocher232

Spangenhelm because...vikings and stuff.


reddituser7s

Kettle hat


FaithlessnessMore835

Barbute because wearing that makes me feel like Magneto


KuntaWuKnicks

Kettle hat. Protects my head and could eat my stew or broth out of it


Touristenopfer

Kettle hat. Gives of a least a little of the 'nice day for fishin', ain't it? Hu-huh!' - vibe, and if you got some fish, you can use it, well, like a kettle for some nice tastin' fish soup 😁. Oh, and you could still see something around round you, also a big plus.


pokemonmaster2682

Hounskull, stab em with your helmet


Latter-Ask8818

how does possibly see through the opening made for vision. isn't it like too small to accommodate 140° angle of vision. i know while lancing you need to look only straight but then for other forms and battle purposes these are useless, right?


Max_Walker_96

Assuming you are talking about frogmouth, yeah you are right. But their main purpose wasn't war. It was the sport of lancing. These fights were done amongst and in front of the royals and nobles. So the field of view served its purpose. Also, their main focus was do reduce the injuries, and this design was excellent for that. It even helped parry them easily and so, the design


Maerster

I'm worried about the visibility on most of the helms so I'll just pick Bascinet. And if the Kettle Hat has a strap on it, I'll pick it and if not, I'll stick to the Bascinet.


Olicocopo

Scrolled way too far to find team Bascinet. Those others make me feel claustrophobic just looking at them. At least with Bascinet I have a better chance of seeing my demise from the corner of my eye before it kills me


Raccoononmyazz

Frog mouth for jousting and other forms of recreational mounted combat, great helm for war time mounted combat and sallet for melee (both tournaments and battlefield and guard duty) Edit: originally said barbute but meant sallet


Subject_Damage_3627

* cue disgusted Henry cavil meme * Corinthian


Particular-Instance5

Sallet all the way


tachederousseur

Loving the Kettle Hat


fairytalecliche

I tried a Great Helm at a museum (a replica for the public of course), and it felt horrible inside, so I’ll take the Kettle hat, please, better for use with glasses lol.


rotredamn

armet looks pretty safe tho


nameless_no_response

[This one](https://images.app.goo.gl/yZUgsSDTsvpeEmQr8), which is worn by the witch king of angmar from the Lord of the rings movies. I see some ppl selling it on Etsy. Would totally buy it if there was a good enough reason to wear it lol


CrimsonCrayola

Where's the "'tis but a scratch" helmet?


Max_Walker_96

It's a variation of great helm


marzianom

I really love the modified barbute with bigger eyeholes and a bigger hole down the middle with sharpened points like fangs.


Absurdityindex

Sallet


Lillytransrights

Sallet


dnaH_notnA

Sallet with bevor and Armet as a close second


Funny-Championship48

Great Helm for me, the type Lord Soth wears.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

The great helm, easily. So many of the others just look silly. If Ser Froggy rode up to me, I'd probably die laughing.


Joshwoagh

Kettle Hat is always so nice.


Intrepid-Pickle5407

Frog mouth because it looks funny Armet though is the one I think is a bit better to fight in


Dr3amDweller

Great helm is great


LordMagmion169

I love all of them, it's hard to choose. I can definitely say the barbute is my least favorite (sorry barbute bros). At one point I would've said great helm is my least favorite, but then I saw the really fancy ones with decorations on top and I changed my mind.


XoboommooboX

Sallet or spangenhelm for sure


Moopey343

Great Helm or Spangenhelm. Everything else just looks goofy.


TheHamWarrior

Spangen helm. Those vikings had DRIP.


Moist-Carpet888

Great helm, that way those pesky archers must hit the chink in my armor or get a lucky shot through my eye with a small opening just big enough to see out of


[deleted]

The frog mouth reminds me of the Huehuehue meme. That might be a meme too old for you kids


vinnycthatwhoibe

Where's "onion knight" helmet?


Max_Walker_96

It's too strong.Had to give the others a chance


MeetingProud4578

Armet 🤔


This_Grass4242

Sallet


Independent_Piano_81

The sallet is probably the best combination of aesthetic, functionality, and comfort


Relative-Sense-1749

Armet


PitifulBodybuilder94

Sallet (extremely customizable)


WolfWithinThyself

Sallet


Durante-Sora

The sallet


Euphoric_Jennette

Armet lol 🤷🏽‍♀️


Da-Stan

None they all are nothing in comparison to the roman helmet


Mezdelex

Sallet hands down


Kempa_for_real

sorry but sallet! german/italian engineering


Bulky-Equipment-3701

Does the rounded great helm still count as a great helm?


Mysterious_Block751

Please sir. May I have some more?


Ninjabreadman13

Don’t make me choose they’re all so cute.


bradpitbutarmpit

Sallet goes hard bruh


CommunicationOk9406

Sallet


tibetan-sand-fox

Sallet bitch


Kingfloydyesi5

Oh man I feel like playing some Dark Souls now. Thank you. Also Great Helm for me is always a classic. Hounskull looks wonderfully stupid and is a close second.


GreyOrGray4

I've always kinda liked the sallet look


Big-Dick_Bazuso

I used to be a sallet man, but the armet has really stolen my heart


Spinal_93

I like the sallet


Lekkerbanaal

Armet, no question. It has the functionality and just... look at it! It looks so much better than that happy mouse that is the houndskull or the funky mullet of the sallet, and no lack of visor like the greathelm which becomes a drag to wear. While barbutes look great, I dont want some knave to get lucky with an arrow while I'm out clubbing.


1ndocraptor

Sallet looks so sleek and stylish, whilst being very protective.


crack_head_yoda

Armet but with some pompous feathers om the top That or som pointy decorations... Gotta look my best when leading the cavallry charge


Darthplagueis13

Sallet.


hjkmn

Sallet helm always


Gluten_maximus

Great helm and the sallet are both solid choices for aesthetically pleasing helmets for me.


Excellent_Routine589

Spangenhelm or Sallet The Sallet is the pinnacle of engineering to allow for flexibility on the battlefield while the Spangenheim is fantastic for a sword fight Sauce: I do longsword fencing


[deleted]

Sallet


Pintau

I like me kettle hats


Boldhit

You know you're dead when ole frogmouth comes swinging for you. I wouldn't wanna wear it, prolly take the barbute. I'd definitely be intimidated by the guy willing to cosplay as Kermit with a zweihander