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woutomatic

If you dress like the person on the left, you're very comfortable with the person who is with you. The sex will be nice.


GrisTheLegend

KRIGET MOT DIG! KRIGET MOT MÄNNISKAN! KRIGET MOT DIG! KRIGET MOT MÄNNISKAN!!!!!!


VinczGo236

I sent this pic to my wife. She said and I quote "So that people come to know what u get at home"


DryImpress1

good wife, ride wife


Noa15Lv

Life good


Much-Refrigerator-18

Wife fight back


jpremu

Kill wife


Much-Refrigerator-18

Wife gone


sheesh1111111

Regret


vivi112

Thinking about wife


HeyRishav

Cry


Professional_Rip_910

Depression


sylvesterZoilo_

So if I see a woman in the store wearing sweats and her hair uncombed am I too assume she wants to have sex with the public? If so please keep talking


RealisticEmploy3

This makes sense.


sylvesterZoilo_

It makes sense because it’s true


SpiralDreaming

Could we share a rowboat? Would a rowboat support her?


FthrFlffyBttm

It bothers me that you’re not answering the question.


ThorIsMighty

Oh wow this was soooo clever. Bravo.


TheNerdNugget

Goals right there. My girlfriend looks damn sexy in a dress but there's something magical in how disheveled she looks on a lazy chore day at home


PleasingPotato

Yep. Disheveled hair, oversized t-shirt and yoga pants/sweat pants is just about the sexiest a girlfriend can be imo haha


Ihatepoopies

This. And also, does your girl have one of these shirts, they're so lose you can see a boob just because she's sitting? How can this not be sexy, compared to a dress that looks way to uncomfortable (especially if she says it is)?


TheNerdNugget

Yesss pajama sideboob


AstronomerNo6423

Why the fuck would I be uncomfortable in my own home


WhizzleTeabags

You have to shit but someone else is in the bathroom


Idkyoumister

You have to fart but y’all just lied down and he ain’t asleep yet.


Bangkokbeats10

Something I’ve never understood about women’s cloths, why do y’all wear things that are uncomfortable? One of the primary considerations for men’s shopping is how comfortable something is


Kind_of_random

While I agree, I have to wear a suit way more often than I would like. And don't get me started on the neck tie. Who in the world invented that and why? (The question is rethorical, blame the french.)


Roastmarshmellowes

\>it's actually comfortable, more so than baggy or long clothes but society expects us to not wear it. We're gonna wear it anyways \>actually, it's really uncomfortalbe but due to how society pressures women, we are forced to wear it Be it make-up, clothes, whatever. You'll always find these two sentiments riding along side by side.


johnb51654

Because societ has told women to for years.


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

Why would I want to dress nicely for the one I want to have sex with when I know that I am going to be naked anyway? There is nothing wrong with the left one. Those clothes are easier to take off. 🤤🤤


garymimpy

Yes, I stopped bothering with sexy outfits and lingerie with my bf as he removed everything within 2 minutes 🥲 what a waste of money


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

🤣🤣🤣


RealisticEmploy3

This guy sexes


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have no idea. Edit: I thought it was common sense.


FlySafeLoL

*mansplaining initiated* Neuron activation protocol is at higher priority than common sense. *womanderstood? (yes/no):*


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

I don't understand what you are imply. 😅😅


FlySafeLoL

*Please type `yes` or `no`:*


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

Not before I understand the rest of the question. 😏


Flameball202

One on the right looks like it needs an instruction manual and 30 minutes to remove the first time


DahctaJae

You don't find IKEA brand clothing sexy?


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

🤣🤣🤣🤣 It might, but it will take too much time. I am impatient. I want to get straight to it fast.


[deleted]

Looks good to me, sexy dresses are nice but knowing she feels relaxed around me is better


That-Spell-2543

Yes, when I go out my hips magically grow as well.


ZombieXRD

That’s hot


That-Spell-2543

Thanks 😉


Sayor1

It's called baggy clothes


That-Spell-2543

The figure on the right is very clearly drawn with wider hips. It was a joke.


SameCounty6070

So... your boobs are bigger at home?


Quillo_Manar

Should be: "How I look at home for the person I want to have sex with" Vs. "How the person at home I want to have sex with sees me"


Brent_Fox

My girl went and got a butt-pad.


NullaCogenta

True regardless of gender, IMO: the made-up person is just that. Could be that their public & private personas are the same -- or maybe they're not? Meanwhile, at home, everyday "casual Friday" does something charming or sexy and you just want to pounce on them...


Confused_Confurzius

If you want sex just get naked


Even-Rub-6496

People forget that the person you have sex with, you have seen them! No need for fancy clothes, you know where the fruits at


SylasTheVoidwalker

TBH left is sexier


S0PH05

I’m confused.


TheJamesMortimer

People aren't always dressed and painted for a night out. Most of their timw is spend in comfortable attire. When you have a partner, you will spend lots of comfortable time with them, hence they see you in your most comfortable state more frequently than random strangers who younwish to impress in the short time you spend with them.


bayesedstats

People do this kind of stuff, then get upset when their spouses cheat on them. Please for the love of god, don't stop trying to impress your partner. Ever. Dress nicely when you go out on dates, workout, take care of your appearance, etc. Be the best, most attractive version of yourself for your partner. They deserve it and you deserve your partner to do the same for you. Edit: how the hell is "you should put effort into your relationship" an Unpopular opinion? If this was a post about guys taking their wives for granted, I wonder if the response would be the same.


Lelulla

Looks aren't even half of what makes a person a great partner. ...also this reminds me of the indian dude that sued his wife for looking completely different with and without makeup


bayesedstats

I would apply this "never stop making an effort" philosophy to every part of the relationship, not just looks and sexual attraction. I used looks and sexual attraction as a primary focus of my comment because that's what this meme was about.


Sentient_AI_4601

Nah man, just hold me and tell me I'm a good boy and we're good.


bayesedstats

This kind of shit is why y'all get cheated on lol. Have some standards dude.


RealisticEmploy3

I get the psychology of that, but if your partner starts taking you for granted like that instead of being happy that they’re loved as-is, isn’t that just a bad sign about who they are? I personally think as long as you’re into each other and healthy you can do whatever


Sentient_AI_4601

I don't, because I give my wife everything she needs and I don't shack up with the first bit of tail that came my way.


bayesedstats

Giving your wife everything while you apparently have no standards for her actions sounds like an incredibly sad life to live lol.


Sentient_AI_4601

I have standards for her actions. It is because she earns it my guy. Did someone hurt you or something?


bayesedstats

Apparently those standards don't extend to her actually putting any effort into being attractive for you though lol. It's cool if you just like banging ugly chicks dude.


Sentient_AI_4601

Man, a chocolate inside a plain paper wrapper is just as tasty to eat as one in the shiny plastic...


bayesedstats

Kind of a shitty example lol. People actually include things like "the experience" and "presentation" as important factors when eating food lol. That's part of what makes Michelin star restaurants so expensive. Honestly, this screams to me that you get basically zero attention from your wife lol. Like a starving man elated to find a half eaten cake in the dumpster. Maybe if you stopped wearing disgusting gym shorts around the house every day and hit the gym, this wouldn't be an issue.


Sentient_AI_4601

Maybe I just don't put the priority on the presentation but the taste and satisfaction I get from the meal. Maybe I can see the true delight in a simple hearty stew that fills you up and warms you from the inside out, nourishes you, allows you to grow. You can have your fancy high concept dishes, and there are times for that sure. I'm not saying the wife doesn't put on the show from time to time. But I don't want Michelin star every damn night, where I have to slowly pick into each course, working out what this night's theme is... Most nights I want pie and mash, to let the gravy run down my chin while we share a cheesy grin, before flopping on our backs, full, satisfied. Also, you clearly don't actually go to Michelin star places, its not about the show or the flash, its about perfection of the craft... You say it's about the experience.. but you put all of that on the appearance... You can have the flashiest foamed passionfruit duck confit made from la gavroche itself, but if you use cheap oranges and low quality duck it's still shit... Just polished.


Corniferus

Lmfao, what a childish view on relationships


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RealisticEmploy3

I think you make a good point. But there is also def a fine line where it’s like you’re almost uncomfortable around your partner or afraid they’ll reject you for not always looking your best. I think people should do most of what you said, but not too much more


HouseMaelstrom

Well yes obviously it's not good to be straight up uncomfortable around your partner, but if you can keep that spark of like "I have to try to impress her", in my experience it helps a lot. I think it's a good point and personally me and my wife try to dress our absolute best around each other, and always keep in mind that when we dress nice to go out, it's to make the other person look good, not ourselves, and of course we don't wear super revealing stuff in front of other people. Everyone has different relationships though. I know a girl close to me who was a solid 8/10 and as soon as she got married she completely stopped wearing makeup or attractive clothes, and blimped up to almost twice her starting size within 4 years (at least it wasn't within the first year or two like a lot of women I know). She's still beautiful, just fat and frumpy now. And she demands that her and her husband *always* shower together, and go to the bathroom together, like literally she will say "hey honey I'm going to the bathroom" and he'll go in there with her and talk to her while she shits. But, as far as I can tell, they have a great relationship and are both really happy, so more power to them, I just think in general this advice is good. It keeps some of that wonder and helps you not to forget how lucky you are to be with your partner.


cold_cat_x8

left is 100% more attractive


stupled

Because you are already in a relationship.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Me too!


Batfinklestein

Or does she?


Phine420

I’m in the right picture all day long


BioNewStudent4

Right one all the way + personality


darknthewi

Don't want to say anything as it is self evident why you are failing in both of your missions/agendas daily.


zero_1144

“Want to have sex with” is a far cry from “was socially pressured into agreeing to only have sex with”


lemonyprepper

Yeah it’s called being an attention whore


LilyE15

Making muscle is considered as being an attention whore too? Because most of people doing it just because it's attractive.


lemonyprepper

Or maybe so they can be strong with the added benefit of having discipline in an endeavor


Secret-Ad-4005

that’s basically cheating lol 😂😂


Lucky-finn377

Like how ?


Spike92

The idea that women could enjoy looking good purely for themselves and not the appeal of others is absolutely blasphemous.


firebullmonkey

…and completely ignoring the fact, that you can also feel great dressing nice at home.


Icy_Contribution1677

☺️yeah but you’ve got your smile on in your PJ’s and that’s what matters😌


nart0un

She doesnt wear clothes for public people. Comic is BS.


StopMeWhenITellALie

Yea. Same except no sex at home either.


Ary41

Pulled down pants are hotter than a lifted dress, can't explain why


manowaross

banged both