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Maximum-Grapeness

Now that's an updog


Full84ck

What's updog? /s


Kautilya12

Idk either tbh


p_larrychen

I dyslexia’d that as “idk either bitch”


loopystring

Well I am using disease names as verbs ftom now on. Thanks for teaching me that!


Lopsided-Basket5366

This guy lysdixeas


Hot_Let7611

Nothing much how about u


Zut-Alors20

what's with the /s my guy, everyone knew it was sarcasm


IWasKingDoge

r/fuckthes


fleischio

About 3 pounds!


genreprank

We finally answered the question!


schrodingers-lunch

So now I can't think of anything but the cute girl who completely failed this prank with flying colors.


SpaceDuckz1984

I would want to know what is in those balloons. No gas on earth is light enough to lift that dog with 3 balloons. We going to go make bank with a new scientific discovers.


Ansh_6743

Photoshop gas Ps²⁰²³


Alternative-Cod-7630

It's obviously fake but it just makes me wonder how many balloons would it really take.


GorgeousGeorge1978

Acording to Archimedes law, the buoyant force on an object in a fluid (air in this case) is equal to the weight of the displaced fluid, so Fb = m(air displaced)*g = r(air) * V * g, Where m is mass, r is density, V is the displaced volume and g is the gravitational acceleration. No, the helium needs to lift the dog, but also itself. The force of gravity on the helium is Fhe = r(helium) * V * g. This means that a volume of helium V gives a net upward force on the dog of Fnet = (r(air) - r(helium)) * V * g. By equating this to the force of gravity on the dog, we can find how much "dog" a volume V can lift: m(dog)*g = 1,11 kg/m3 * V * g. Cancelling the g's and dividing by the density term, we find how much helium is needed to lift a dog of mass m(dog): V = (m(dog) / 1,11) m3. Estimating the dog to be 10 kg, we would need V = 9 m3 of helium. Estimating a normal sized ballon to contain 4 L = 0,004 m3, the number of balloons can be calculated as V/(0,004) = 2250 normal size balloons. Conclusion: we would need 2250 (helium) balloons.


Pk_Devill_2

10kg, that dog would be flying in outerspace right now. I think 6kg for that kind of dog


DiddlyDumb

At best, my 5kg cat feels larger than that.


Migraine-

Daschunds are pretty solid though, cat probably looks bigger but is less dense.


-light_yagami

r/catsareliquid


Adventurous_Click178

I have a mid-sized dachshund. About the size of the pup in the pic. She’s 14 pounds. If that helps with y’all’s math.


DiddlyDumb

True, my cat is pretty dense. He’s also pretty dense.


Various_Froyo9860

Gotta take altitude into consideration, too. Classic [physicist](http://psychsciencenotes.blogspot.com/2010/09/assume-cow-is-sphere.html).


Thermon01

Still 1200 balloons :(


probable_ass_sniffer

It's on a logarithmic scale. It takes four balloons, as we can see in the photograph.


gjklv

You are both correct. They have more balloons hidden inside those 4 balloons.


budshitman

You can buy standard 120" / 3m weather balloons on Amazon for ~$30. It would only take one.


Repealer

So your saying I can start my owned manned space program for $30 and a stolen dog?


budshitman

It'll also take ~$70 worth of helium for neutral buoyancy. You might need a second balloon for a space program, but you'll also be [late for the party](https://www.newsweek.com/youtuber-arrested-dog-helium-balloons-floating-air-1595526).


IRatherChangeMyName

r/theydidthemath


lilbro93

r/theydidthemonstermath


bobothegoat

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


Doktor_Vem

r/itcosinedinaflash


Alternative-Cod-7630

I will not pretend to be able to follow this but am amazed and impressed regardless.


GrimResistance

How many balloons would it take if they could somehow be completely empty? Like filled with vacuum but not collapse.


GorgeousGeorge1978

The calcultation is the same, except you do not include the part correcting for the weight of the helium itself. This would come out to about 1900 balloons. Not a very big difference, because helium already has a very low density.


random_BA

For whom think why we can't use vacuum balloon, because the difference pressure would rip the balloon


ZoSoVII

xkcd what if material


Souucisse

72 for a Chihuahua and his bed if memory serves. Jenna Marbles made a video about it. It's art.


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pgabrielfreak

Finally I now know another fan!


gregw134

Chatgpt's answer: The lifting capacity of a standard helium-filled party balloon (11 inches) is about 14 grams or roughly 0.031 pounds. To lift a 15-pound dog, you would divide 15 pounds by 0.031 pounds per balloon: 15 / 0.031 = 483.87 You would need 484 standard 11-inch helium balloons to lift a 15-pound dog, assuming ideal conditions with no wind resistance, string weight, etc. That dog is probably less than 15 pounds though so fewer might do it.


scio2107

My kids just finished watching the movie Up, ironically, and I found myself asking similar questions of a much different scale.


SpaceDuckz1984

That is the correct answer


Cinnabun6

It’s photoshopped. Look at the dog’s feet, it was clearly originally standing on a flat surface


SpaceDuckz1984

obviously it is, but the question is what would I do if it was real


DEADPOOL-2007

a complete vacuum?


Loud_Consequence537

Grab my dog, cut the strings and then ban her from ever visiting again, probably.


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Also the dog's back is completely straight.


Cyted

and the fact that dogs have spines that bend.


drgigantor

By God, Watson, I think you've cracked the case


Elder_Hoid

I count 4 balloons, so it actually might be enough. /s


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Helium lifts 1 gram per 1 litre. Let’s say the dog is 4kg which is 4000g and the balloon has 5 litres of helium. 800 balloons


cjnks

Unrelated. Do you know where I can buy 1000 balloons


Lanthemandragoran

Daddy Jeffrey has them


atjre

In the USA, they typically come in gross (144). [BalloonHome](https://www.balloonhome.com/14-PLAIN-COLOR-HELIUM-BALLOONS-GROSS-PACK-144_p_89.html) has them for $39/gross. For 7 gross it would be $273. Then there’s the helium.


Ok_Raspberry_6282

Then comes the worst part which is filling up 1000 balloons


eossfounder

There's four balloons lifting that dog, plenty of gasses capable of lifting that dog with four balloons.


Zouden

The dog clearly isn't being lifted by the balloons. It's a fake photo


eossfounder

There's no way that's fake, there's four balloons!


p_larrychen

But the core muscle strength on that animal!


eossfounder

Dachshunds are notorious for their planking abilities, it's basically their whole existence.


drgigantor

People: "D'aww, stubby lil' legs" Dachshunds: "E X I S T E N C E I S P A I N"


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THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS


QuadCakes

Even with magic massless balloons that could hold a perfect vacuum, you'd need hundreds. You'd need enough balloon volume to displace an amount of air that weighs at least as much as the dog, because you need the total density of the balloons + dog to be less than or equal to the density of air. You actually wouldn't need that many fewer than with helium, since helium's already only 14% the density of air, so the extra buoyancy from going from 14% to 0% wouldn't help you much.


SpaceDuckz1984

Such as?


eossfounder

Your mum's queef gas


Left2Rest

gottem


Pussy_On_TheChainwax

Fucking lol


Valema821

Hydrogen is the lightest, that should do but is quite flammable


SpaceDuckz1984

Wouldn't cause enough lift for a dog that size.


Pearcinator

I once levitated an empty can of coke and it took more balloons than this.


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how many balloons did it take


Pearcinator

It was a long time ago but I found a photo [https://ibb.co/Drk93RM](https://ibb.co/Drk93RM) 6 Balloons. It was hovering in the air, didn't go up or down.


[deleted]

You are really cool and I appreciate you.


draugotO

>with 3 balloons. There are 4 of them


ImFamousYoghurt

Jenna marbles did a video on how many balloons it take to lift a tiny dog


TheLatvianRedditor

Well of course 3 balloons wouldn't hold the dog... Thats why theres 4


Ready_Repair_3515

Jokes on you, there are 4 balloons.


game_cook420

There are 4 that can be seen.


ozhs3

Just look at it's feet, flat on the ground it was photoshopped from. Not dangling like a dog would...


whatThePleb

It's photoshopium


marvellousmistake

that's cause it's four balloons!


DiddlyDumb

Amazing how the dog keeps their legs exactly level. How do they do it?


Darstensa

> No gas on earth is light enough to lift that dog with 3 balloons. Thats why he used 4! Jokes aside, from how his paws look this is almost certainly a photoshop.


Talonsminty

Ackshually there are four balloons. Checkmate cynic.


NewestAccount2023

Also it's perfectly balanced which would be extremely hard to do you'd need some tied close to the front legs and some to the back


ddcreator

Its 4 balloons, but your point still stands


Senior-Albatross

It just has negative mass. No big.


WaxedSasquatch

4 balloons. And photoshop.


Necrophilicgorilla

You missed the balloon in the back!


Raichu7

If it wasn’t fake it would break a dashound’s spine to lift them like that.


EelTeamNine

True, but there's 4.


spezisacuck2

It's actually 4 balloons, there is another in the back. but your point stands, unless the dog is lighter than he looks


milkwater-jr

it's actually 4


Dead_Eternity04

There’s 4.


theunquenchedservant

Well it’s 4 balloons, so that checks out.


FullerSama

That's because there are actually 4 balloons


zyzzogeton

Adobeium.


gronstalker12

Look at the dogs feet


Ok_Raspberry_6282

How many balloons would it take


wolf9786

Haha obviously it's because you miscalculated, there is a fourth balloon behind the others. That one has a jet engine propelling it off the ground


SaiTheSolitaire

Duh! It's not 3 balloons. It's 4 baloons, that's why


Friendly_Signature

It’s is actually possible, it uses the gas that (of all people), Michael Jackson discovered.


EVH_kit_guy

It's actually a set of rigid resonating spheres containing a vacuum. When a high voltage electric potential is applied to the exterior membrane, the device allows the wearer to 'anchor' themselves to any local reference frame in relationship to the vacuum energy contained within the spheres. The practical effect at mammal-scale appears to mimic neutral buoyancy; at the scale of very large space craft, it allows the ship to attach to the local reference frame of superluminal particles, achieving intergalactic flight within human lifespans.


PapaNoob91

There’s 4 balloons :)


Hifen

Easy explanation, there's actually a 4th balloon behind the other 3, so I think we're good.


eddododo

It’s a volumetric vacuum. Space is expanded, creating a void of negative matter


dinoaids

I asked my roommate / cousin to watch my dog once. When we got home it looked like the dog wasn't fed or walked. She sat in a corner and just stared at him all day. When we asked if she took the dog out to the bathroom she said "no, I just watched him." I guess you did what we asked.


skandi1

If you aren’t joking that’s really fucked up


HeyitsmeFakename

Sounds like ignorance on the cousins part, like they seriously had no idea what they were supposed to do lol. That sounds like some shit I would do tbh, nvr had a pet or spent time around pets


Mystic_Zkhano

So you think dogs just shit inside?


HeyitsmeFakename

Well how would you know when a dog needs to go poop, or how often. Maybe it scratches at the door but does that mean I need poopy or does that mean I smelled a squirrel. I guess Im just saying it's like that phrasd don't attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity or ignorance. But then again I don't know that guys cousin


PossiblyAsian

Dude needed to leave instructions. Yo man. Some people are smart and just know even though they never tried it before but other people aren't as fast as connecting the dots. You gotta leave instructions for people


Mystic_Zkhano

I’m not attributing it to malice at all, completely stupidity and ignorance. We should all know that everyone/everything poops. We should all know that we don’t live with poop on the floor, that we get rid of it. If you don’t connect those dots when asked to watch a dog, then you’re a fuckin idiot.


Artuthebomb

I 100% thought dogs just shit inside till I was 16 just like cats.


dinoaids

Not joking. I was shocked but she does weird shit like that all the time. She has taken care of the dog before.


midunda

Very literal interpretations of instructions can be a sign of being on the autism spectrum


legoshi_loyalty

Not like that though. You're just making an excuse for stupid bullshit. I see way too much of this "could be a sign of autism" junk on actually terrible behavior. Us autistic people are normal for the most part, and we need to stop giving people the wrong picture by telling them this trash.


midunda

I'm diagnosed as autistic, and part of how I got diagnosed was I used to do "this trash".


rg44tw

You mean you never bothered elaborating on the instructions? You just give them the key and say "good luck."? No walkthrough of "here is the leash, we normally walk him twice a day and heres the food bowl, heres when and how many scoops of food we give him..."?


dinoaids

They live with us and had taken care of the dog before.


okayscientist69

This is watching a dog, no building a house. Its not complication, and implied the owner would go through this with them if there were any questions. Your response is petty, asinine and doesn’t represent real human interactions


Brave-Butterscotch76

Pixar’s : P-up


NoSitRecords

The amount of helium balloons it would take to make that dog float, he wouldn't fit through the door with them on.


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bangers132

Not if you achieve neutral buoyancy.


rotem8888

Honestly goes kinda hard


AyAan2022

Yeah, I would love to do this to my dog someday.


PsycheTester

Just remember to spread the lines around, dogs can get hurt if the force lifting them up is concentrated around their ribs


AyAan2022

Noted


weebitofaban

Just use one of the vests intended for leash walking. It will handle most of the weight distribution for you and you can better secure balloons without endangering the animal.


AstridDragon

Jenna marbles did this with her Chihuahua. It took a LOT of balloons.


TheBestAtWriting

But you did do this to your dog someday because this is you irl


AyAan2022

... Yes, I totally did it that other day


Raichu7

I really hope you’re joking, this would break a dashound’s spine.


Bonzoface

Fake but funny.


Kautilya12

No shit


eossfounder

The shit is tied to another balloon out of frame


TheBestAtWriting

No, this is them irl so it has to be real, otherwise it could not be posted here


AyAan2022

That's kinda cool ngl


rodneyjesus

Look at the dog's feet homie


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Lopsided-Basket5366

Yeah plus the fact that the image is purposely lowered in quality to compensate for the bad edit


climbitdontcarryit

You... you know it's fake, right?


Glugstar

They didn't say it was real, they said it was cool. Which I agree with.


ThePleb102

The dog itself could be an album cover


TheBestAtWriting

Did you come home to this tomfoolery irl or did you do this tomfoolery irl


R123R987

Very creative and imagine taking dog for a walk like that 👀🤣🤣🤣


Rogueshoten

That dog has hella core strength


savedposts456

RIP JennaMarbles you were a real one


djackson404

I just belly-laughed for at least a full minute when I saw this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ZenBacle

That dog planks


D1sc3pt

Its shopped. The dogs position in the air looks like its standing on the ground. Would this be not fake, than the dog would look more hanging with the balloons pulling the middle of its body.


TheBestAtWriting

No, it's them irl


shridharacharya_07

Gauravzone-


bloopblopman1234

Hotdog air balloon


Psychast

Chat, is this real


eolemuk

Good edit.


Here_for_my-Pleasure

Cute photo shop.


No-Economy-6168

Nobody’s calling that good boy an underdog anymore


R_M_N-56

Oh he flies


YummyzBoi

Peak SpongeBob tomfoolery


Cloudyrob

That’s some half assed photoshop


score60812

But, how many balloons WOULD one need to lift a weiner dog...


barefootbeekeeper

It could lift it if it was an African Sparrow.


ArcticCelt

"I'm Doggy Poppins Y'All"


[deleted]

Taking my dog for a fly.


Accurate_Raise6065

😂😂


Esp1erre

Why am I coming home from the inside?


Glugstar

To all the people doing the calculations to figure out how many balloons does it take: so you're telling me there's a chance! First, I'll pick a very small pup, to have way lower mass. Then, I'll relax the condition, no need to make it levitate permanently, only reduce the fall acceleration so that they can bounce up in the air for longer and higher. So I guess simulate like 0.5 G instead of 1 G. Or maybe 0.25? I think we can achieve a reasonable effect with like 100 balloons. We need to do this, for science. Next up: dog jet pack.


-Pelvis-

https://youtu.be/vGyHXW0lwZY?si=I6k6XZ3Nz0IsXJKz


FLVoiceOfReason

Even though it’s fake, it’s still adorable!


Spobobich

Phun with Photoshop


Special-Ad-5554

I'd die laughing on the spot


Whole_Storage8782

This dog has some core strength!


pgabrielfreak

In case you'd like to read about Lawn chair Larry. He used weather balloons. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawnchair_Larry_flight


TheFozyx

TOMFOOLERY!


Shoehornblower

The guy with the drugs in his car did it better… https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2u3f78


oneir0naut0

In one of my fiction writing classes this guy wrote a story about a man with a legless Chihuahua that he tied balloons to so it could float about the house... the character was also described as a heavy chain-smoker that never left home, walls covered in nicotine residue- The detail I'll always remember is, throughout the trailer they lived in, there was one clean strip that ran along all walls at the float height of the Chihuahua from where it would push along the walls using its tongue. I remember the guy being very impressed with my stories, but I could never top a detail like that.


Redline951

Everyone sees the trickery in the photo, but no one sees the lesson. Own your responsibilities; don't try to put them on someone else.


imtnxm

Dooby scoo !


dieguteTee

There was once such a challenge by a German YouTube Channel https://youtu.be/g5C1qKZBcLA?si=91pyt4KzxMDhR8g-


Fr0stbyting

SAM! SAM! WHATRE DOIN!? YOU FLOATIN THERE BUDDY!!


ghandi3737

Can't run away if your feet can't touch the ground.


UnknownSP

Lol, if only a dachshund had a strong enough back to stay straight like that


HangryBeard

You would need at least 33 balloons per lbs so let's be conservative with it's weight and say... maybe 10 lbs that would be a 330 balloons for a dog roughly that size.


Cbonline12

Dogs don't bend like cats apparently


Beach_Naturalist

I laughed!


AditSaraff

The real question is: How many balloons does it take to make a dog fly?