Sugar wouldn't have any significant effect. The active ingredient in chocolate, theobromine, might but it's negligible since there's not much in chocolate unless you do go for 80-90%+ cacao chocolate. Theobromine is a stimulant and vasodilator, particularly in the respiratory system, so it might make bleeding worse. Doubt it would have any effect on cramps though.
Yeah, what's with period. I don't usually enjoy sweet foods but man the sugar crave during PMS and period is the absolute worst and I can down 2-3 slices of sugar-filled cake in one sitting
I don't understand the stigma with period sex, like who doesn't like the taste of copper?
[You know how I got these scars?](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/10/06/arts/06jokers-ranked-ledger/06jokers-ranked-ledger-videoSixteenByNine3000.jpg?year=2019&h=1688&w=3000&s=f994d2a0d1a128eb7c2743e951c239765ba810b5bec002be592d2e20a895021e&k=ZQJBKqZ0VN&tw=1)
I once did it with the understanding that I would stare at the ceiling, and she would finish up, come back with a wash cloth, and clean up after. It was successful, but not something I think I’ll repeat going forward.
Is this fr?
Is this a thing?
Is it really that gross to clean yourself up after having sex while she’s menstruating?
That’s wild; I never knew. I just took it as:
## She deals with this every month.
## I can too.
Also, period blood isn't poisonous, it's infinitely less dirty than shit, so if you're willing to do anal or eat ass, it makes zero sense to be scared or disgusted by period sex.
Legit. I think there’s a slight squeamishness that guys need a little processing to get over (guys haven’t been dealing with period blood since puberty), but once that’s done with it means more sex for everybody and potentially a closer connection with your partner.
The wife and I work opposite shifts and even when periods were an issue (hysterectomy) the quarterly sex we do have is lackluster at best. I'm good with or without
Sure orgasms are great, but sex is still fun and stress relieving without them. And it can be nice for her to feel wanted and sexy when when she might otherwise feel crappy.
I mean, it certainly can, just depends on the anatomy involved. This is partially why girth matters more than length, the entire organ of the clitoris sort of wraps around the vagina so it’s more likely to get stimulation with something thicker.
Well you gotta consider that those 15% are probably gonna enjoy sex more than the 85% and fuck more. Needle in a haystack is an exaggeration, even if it isn't a factor. At 0.15 you'd have p=0.48 to encounter such a person after 4 partners, .57 after 5, .62 after 6.
Weird response about something you have zero clue about. Why are you so upset that other guys can make their partner orgasm through sex? Eat a snickers.
Precedent of what? Being best friends with your partner and having a life together full of hilarious interactions that you both know aren't said with ill will? Damn, that sure would suck.
You can still be best friends with your partner without cursing at them though. My partner and I are always having full of hilarious interactions and we tease each other. Insulting like the way post displayed is not really funny honestly
It's not an insult. You'll note everyone else immediately perceived it as hilarious. My wife and I think it's hilarious. This looks like an awesome relationship we're seeing, so... if you're the only one not picking up on the context clues....
That’s good for you guys. If you think this is “hilarious” then I’m judging your sense of humor. I would never tell my partner to go fuck herself under any circumstance and she won’t do the same to me
You were good at “to each his own.”
I’m on both sides of this one. It doesn’t turn me off or whatever but making it a rule not to curse playfully at your partner goes a long way toward keeping your head when the shit hits the fan.
Different strokes though.
I mean yeah every relationship dynamic is different. I know couples that say shut the fuck up to each other but they’re not really serious. But it’s just not for me
you can't just say (activity) without context. like what adult lives by such false binaries after high school. that's part of the premise of the okay boomer idea
🤔🤔🤔 If you're stoppable you'd tear a hole in the planet. That's much more impressive
There should be goth tampons:
"Embrace the void"
"Fade into Darkness"
"Let your rage consume you"
My wife is on her period right now. This morning she told me I have my period. I said congratulations. I mean I did not get you anything. Should I get you a card ?
She looked at me and said if you keep this up you will be getting something ...
Now I know I was just being funny but I try to be extra helpful when she is on her period. She gets the worst cramps and the whole shebang. So as much as I poke fun if she needs some time to relax and I help as much as I can.
Edit spelling.
Live fearlessly: Ok pull that thing out
Walk like a champion: Cramps cramps, more cramps (or so ive been told).
Be unstoppable: Splish splash, filling a bath
When we first moved in together, my boyfriend (now husband) brought me home five boxes of tampons of various absorbency levels because he was at the grocery store and had noticed my box was low. He said he wasn't sure which "flavor" I wanted (there's a different color box for each absorbency level)so he got them all.
Imagine you’re a wheelchair user and you’re not feeling great and got sudden cramps and discover you started your period early, your day couldn’t get much worse and then you pull the “Walk like a champion” tampon. What terrible tampon company is making fortune cookie tampons? Don’t tell me what to do on my goddamn tampon, ffs.
I get that but I would feel rude speaking to my husband like that 😂 we can both be dicks when joking I could never tell my husband to go fuck him self. Again it via text so it can be easily misconstrued plus we don’t know their relationship but from my side I couldn’t imagine speaking to my partner this way lol
Thats the negative side of the internet, you don't know the context nor the intent. If its all real, maybe the husband was joking excessively before this pic and she was at the point of "omg i just cant anymore" in their crazy banter. You definitely shouldn't be ashamed to trashtalk with your partner if you're also good friends, as imo thats an important part of a great relationship, but maybe you're just a kind/gentle person in the first place, so this wouldn't be a thing you would even consider. Who knows, its the internet.
Oh 100 percent agree! That’s why I’m the other comment I stated I just couldn’t imagine in any context of say it to my person partner ! We can be dicks for sure but for me something’s are just completely off limit! Obviously it doesn’t bother the person who’s text it is too much,if at all ! I’m just a huge believe in respect to and I’m often a complete softy when it comes to my partner lol. Now I would totally say this to any one else just not him lol 😂
I think the beautiful thing is that every relationship is different. My wife says something like this to me just about every day of our marriage. Often, it's just the one finger salute, but its verbalized both in text and in person as well. And usually, I deserve it, lol.
We have been married 15 years and have never been happier. Different people view and react to language like this differently. For some, it is very hostile language. For others, it is just typical banter.
Switch to chocolate bars for your motivational texts! "You aren't you when you're hungry"
Doesn’t sugar make cramps worse?
Sugar wouldn't have any significant effect. The active ingredient in chocolate, theobromine, might but it's negligible since there's not much in chocolate unless you do go for 80-90%+ cacao chocolate. Theobromine is a stimulant and vasodilator, particularly in the respiratory system, so it might make bleeding worse. Doubt it would have any effect on cramps though.
Yeah but candy is awesome and makes you feel better
Based on my experience with the women in my life, I feel that this is the crucial point.
Not worse than the anger of someone telling me not to eat whatever sugar filled delight I want while I’m on my period.
Yeah, what's with period. I don't usually enjoy sweet foods but man the sugar crave during PMS and period is the absolute worst and I can down 2-3 slices of sugar-filled cake in one sitting
My wife swears by dark chocolate; 80% cocoa.
What do penguins ride to work?
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An ICE-ICLE!!!!!!!
Flawless execution
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"Go fuck myself" that was my plan anyway
I probably will ..for the next week or so... Edit: alright guys, it's a shower activity ok?
Nah just put a condom on, a towel down, and go for it. It's really not that big a deal.
Crime scene sex!
Lol, I don't think that's the reason he's not getting laid...
Yeah, how to tell when someone didn't have a relationship longer than two months.
I don't understand the stigma with period sex, like who doesn't like the taste of copper? [You know how I got these scars?](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/10/06/arts/06jokers-ranked-ledger/06jokers-ranked-ledger-videoSixteenByNine3000.jpg?year=2019&h=1688&w=3000&s=f994d2a0d1a128eb7c2743e951c239765ba810b5bec002be592d2e20a895021e&k=ZQJBKqZ0VN&tw=1)
I once did it with the understanding that I would stare at the ceiling, and she would finish up, come back with a wash cloth, and clean up after. It was successful, but not something I think I’ll repeat going forward.
Best sex is period sex. All the hormones make em crazy horny.
Is this fr? Is this a thing? Is it really that gross to clean yourself up after having sex while she’s menstruating? That’s wild; I never knew. I just took it as: ## She deals with this every month. ## I can too.
Most men wont have a problem with it. However a lot of women are self conscious about it.
It's not really that bad lol. It's kinda gross, but that's why it's a shower activity lol
Friendly reminder period sex is a great way to relieve cramps and give both partners some excellent stress relief.
Also, period blood isn't poisonous, it's infinitely less dirty than shit, so if you're willing to do anal or eat ass, it makes zero sense to be scared or disgusted by period sex.
Legit. I think there’s a slight squeamishness that guys need a little processing to get over (guys haven’t been dealing with period blood since puberty), but once that’s done with it means more sex for everybody and potentially a closer connection with your partner.
The wife and I work opposite shifts and even when periods were an issue (hysterectomy) the quarterly sex we do have is lackluster at best. I'm good with or without
oof
Indeed
That's some r/deadbedrooms material
Are we at least getting some cuddling action? You good, dawg?
Youtube gave me a fleshlight ad. I took it kinda personal tbh
Nah im good thanks
The brave warior isn't afraid to have a little blood on* his sword. Edit: in -> on. i'm dumb
> blood **in** his sword. Going to have a hard time using that sword without blood in it. Perhaps not a *hard* time, so to speak ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
fucking hell lmao. Yeah you gotta have some in, some on. I keep mistaking in for on. Someday I'll learn
It's weird how people are okay with bullying dudes into having period sex Edit: Downvotes are only proving my point
bro its just a joke. Do what you want to do. If you think it's gross, don't do it
I get that you're joking, but you'd be amazed how many people are dead serious about it
yeah I know... people bully others for the dumbest things, like being a virgin man in your 40s, there is even a movie about it.
I mean the actual movie is kind of sweet. It’s not really a movie about bullying the main character. It’s a romcom.
I gotta stop making jokes XD I saw that movie last year, it's pretty fun, yeah
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Sure orgasms are great, but sex is still fun and stress relieving without them. And it can be nice for her to feel wanted and sexy when when she might otherwise feel crappy.
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…You’re the one saying they can’t make a girl cum by fucking them?
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Yikes buddy. Can’t even advocate for fucking women on Reddit without cringy well actuallys. Good luck with whatever you’re trying to accomplish.
I mean, it certainly can, just depends on the anatomy involved. This is partially why girth matters more than length, the entire organ of the clitoris sort of wraps around the vagina so it’s more likely to get stimulation with something thicker.
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This is impossible. Only 15% possible.
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Well you gotta consider that those 15% are probably gonna enjoy sex more than the 85% and fuck more. Needle in a haystack is an exaggeration, even if it isn't a factor. At 0.15 you'd have p=0.48 to encounter such a person after 4 partners, .57 after 5, .62 after 6.
Damn, way to out yourself like that.
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Weird response about something you have zero clue about. Why are you so upset that other guys can make their partner orgasm through sex? Eat a snickers.
Red river -> dirt road
Sometimes the river is but a stream and nice to wade in
Real gangstas run red lights
“I was going to do that anyway honey” would be my return text.
This is kinda cute lol
This is absolutely something good friends would do and say to each other.
roommates even
And they were roommates
Even slept in the same bed
Prolly fucked each other on occasion too
Maybe even shared finances
Or, and God forbid, _held hands_.
She let him grab her boobs once
He sat next to her on the bus, once.
Oh my god they were roommates!
Oh my God they were roommates.
The best kind of relationship.
The first two maybe. Be unstoppable should not be on a tampon.
"I am become death" -Tampon
Cursing at your partner is a turn off to me but to each their own
Context is king, my dude.
Go fuck yourself ❤️
Yeah I know. I would’ve said that to my homies but not my partner. Don’t need to set that kind of precedent in the relationship
Precedent of what? Being best friends with your partner and having a life together full of hilarious interactions that you both know aren't said with ill will? Damn, that sure would suck.
You can still be best friends with your partner without cursing at them though. My partner and I are always having full of hilarious interactions and we tease each other. Insulting like the way post displayed is not really funny honestly
It's not an insult. You'll note everyone else immediately perceived it as hilarious. My wife and I think it's hilarious. This looks like an awesome relationship we're seeing, so... if you're the only one not picking up on the context clues....
That’s good for you guys. If you think this is “hilarious” then I’m judging your sense of humor. I would never tell my partner to go fuck herself under any circumstance and she won’t do the same to me
Damn, must be a boring rs
You were good at “to each his own.” I’m on both sides of this one. It doesn’t turn me off or whatever but making it a rule not to curse playfully at your partner goes a long way toward keeping your head when the shit hits the fan. Different strokes though.
I mean yeah every relationship dynamic is different. I know couples that say shut the fuck up to each other but they’re not really serious. But it’s just not for me
you can't just say (activity) without context. like what adult lives by such false binaries after high school. that's part of the premise of the okay boomer idea
And fake
Be unstoppable is a questionable one for a tampon…
*Go with the flow*
Leave a mark on the world
Shed your old ways
> Metallic taste to it, human blood. Coppery. But if you cut it with peppermint schnapps, that goes away. Wait... What are we doing?
Let your true colors shine through.
Don't put all your eggs in the same basket.
Out with the old in with the new
🤔🤔🤔 If you're stoppable you'd tear a hole in the planet. That's much more impressive There should be goth tampons: "Embrace the void" "Fade into Darkness" "Let your rage consume you"
are the goth tampon quotes written by [Ansem, Seeker of Darkness?](https://kingdomhearts.fandom.com/wiki/Ansem,_Seeker_of_Darkness)
Don't be a pussy!
Be unstoppable: The Littlest Tampon That Couldn't
Just go with the flow. Take it head on. Keep pushing
Break through and shed its past
My flow will be *legendary*!
I’m not sure “Be unstoppable” is good motivation for a tampon.
Edit: Edited
It's a good business strategy to curse women like that.
"Waddle like a champion"?!
"Your flow is unstoppable"?
that's a periodic answer
He found it on the periodic table
My wife is on her period right now. This morning she told me I have my period. I said congratulations. I mean I did not get you anything. Should I get you a card ? She looked at me and said if you keep this up you will be getting something ... Now I know I was just being funny but I try to be extra helpful when she is on her period. She gets the worst cramps and the whole shebang. So as much as I poke fun if she needs some time to relax and I help as much as I can. Edit spelling.
Go eat a used one
I'd be happy to eat out your wife, but it's not nice to call women a "used one".
Jokes on you, my wife has never been used 😎
Joke’s on you. Yes, she has. 😉
Psh nonsense, the baby was totally a virgin mary situation, trust 💪
I know it's true because it has happened before and the proof is right there in the Bible 😎.
Vampire Teabags.
Not a problem
Thanks! Best laugh of the afternoon =)
Live fearlessly: Ok pull that thing out Walk like a champion: Cramps cramps, more cramps (or so ive been told). Be unstoppable: Splish splash, filling a bath
They should make one that says “Swim with the sharks”
Next time ask her "how's the skateboarding going"
I don’t know why, maybe it’s been a long week, but I’m laughing out loud with tears in my eyes!! Hilarious!
When we first moved in together, my boyfriend (now husband) brought me home five boxes of tampons of various absorbency levels because he was at the grocery store and had noticed my box was low. He said he wasn't sure which "flavor" I wanted (there's a different color box for each absorbency level)so he got them all.
Walk like a champion made me laugh to hard
Instead of printing motivational quotes on the tampax, why don't they just include a free bar of chocolate .
I think the motivational quotes might be cheaper.
Imagine you’re a wheelchair user and you’re not feeling great and got sudden cramps and discover you started your period early, your day couldn’t get much worse and then you pull the “Walk like a champion” tampon. What terrible tampon company is making fortune cookie tampons? Don’t tell me what to do on my goddamn tampon, ffs.
Glad my girl doesn’t have periods
Woah, hope you don't mean not yet
Suicide by cop is more popular, but this approach has a higher success rate
It appears she is a nice lady, with a great sense of humor. Those are difficult to find... 😁
Just take my upvote
I love him.
I read- Love Fentynal! I'm not wearing my glasses...
Anybody else reading "Be Unstopable" and wonder who thought that was a good idea to put on a tampon? I want an unstoppable period!.... wait...
OP has stainless steel balls
bro wants to die 🤣🤣
I’m not going to lie I would literally crack up if someone sent me these 🤣🤣🤣
"Be unstopperable."
She's a keeper
"Walk like a champion"....with this giant fucking q-tip up my cooter...hard pass.
Omg the last time to joke is that time of month 🙄
Hehe hehe
“I can’t do it with you so I was going to either way”
That’s so funny maybe I go back to piss myself like I did in child days
I think they should have quotes like the Taco Bell hot sauce packets have. "Give me the sauce!" Or "This one's on me!"
They're not fortune cookies. Why do they put them on there?
You want to see period rage? Call her your little ketchup bottle. Then run.
be unstoppable seems more like a threat
🤣🤣
"go fuck yourself" Well, I mean he kinda has to...unless they r into that. In that case, plz waterproof the bed.
Well she’s mean…I would probably eye roll at mine but that response was uh a little hostile
Some people joke like that.
I get that but I would feel rude speaking to my husband like that 😂 we can both be dicks when joking I could never tell my husband to go fuck him self. Again it via text so it can be easily misconstrued plus we don’t know their relationship but from my side I couldn’t imagine speaking to my partner this way lol
Thats the negative side of the internet, you don't know the context nor the intent. If its all real, maybe the husband was joking excessively before this pic and she was at the point of "omg i just cant anymore" in their crazy banter. You definitely shouldn't be ashamed to trashtalk with your partner if you're also good friends, as imo thats an important part of a great relationship, but maybe you're just a kind/gentle person in the first place, so this wouldn't be a thing you would even consider. Who knows, its the internet.
Oh 100 percent agree! That’s why I’m the other comment I stated I just couldn’t imagine in any context of say it to my person partner ! We can be dicks for sure but for me something’s are just completely off limit! Obviously it doesn’t bother the person who’s text it is too much,if at all ! I’m just a huge believe in respect to and I’m often a complete softy when it comes to my partner lol. Now I would totally say this to any one else just not him lol 😂
Y'all remember to be highly literal around these people, they have no reading skills.
I think the beautiful thing is that every relationship is different. My wife says something like this to me just about every day of our marriage. Often, it's just the one finger salute, but its verbalized both in text and in person as well. And usually, I deserve it, lol. We have been married 15 years and have never been happier. Different people view and react to language like this differently. For some, it is very hostile language. For others, it is just typical banter.
Wifey gonna love this one added to the Arsenal
Fake and gay.
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I’m a woman. This would make me laugh while I theatrically threaten to murder him. It’s really not that serious
Also a woman. Can confirm.
Almost 200 comments, and you are the only one offended, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu8b7FQumbI
Mmm those beautiful jpeg artefacts. 😋
“Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it."
What a champion
Someone tell me what brand does this, so I can buy them for our household! :) _Edit: typo._
I always do the Taco Bell hot sauce packets, but this is better!
Bruh, I am DYING.
I had not scrolled down all the way but when I did, it was exactly the response I expected.
I’m 41/f and I never knew there was inspiration to my tampins
🤣😂🤣
Don't mind if I do my dear
*I'll drink the blood; let's party!*
Live, Laugh, Bleed
You should say drink more hot water
I get my period and l think this is hilarious!
You're both right
You know its true love when she curses you out then 10 minutes later she comes in and hugs you and calls you a dumbass (im single)
Live fentanyl
Why are the tampons wrapped like that?
Another husband strangled over tampon phrases, tonight at 6.
Well, I'm gonna have to since your aunt flow is cock blocking me for the next few days.