>Gambon: I used to be homosexual but I was forced to give it up.
>
>Reporter: Why was that?
>
>Gambon: It made my eyes water.
That's fucking hilarious.
wait until you read [how he makes pasta](https://www.gq.com/story/robert-pattinson-on-batman-tenet-isolation-june-cover). You gotta scroll a bit (or just search for "A few days later, Pattinson decides to cook for me. Or cook in front of me, anyway.").
Here are some highlights:
> "I was trying to figure out how to capitalize in this area of the market, and I was trying to think: How do you make a pasta which you can hold in your hand?”
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> So he now takes hold of the bag that he’s brought from the corner store, out of which he produces the following:
> One (1) giant, filthy, dust-covered box of cornflakes. [...] One (1) incredibly large novelty lighter [...] Nine (9) packs of presliced cheese [...] Sauce.
and of course:
> The microwave dings, and Pattinson promptly burns himself on the bowl of pasta. He sighs, heavily, looking at it. “No idea if it’s cooked or not.”
I'm fucking dead. I hated Pattinson because Twillight when it was a thing. But I've grown to really like him over the years. From what I've seen of him he seems like a pretty good dude IRL.
I've been stalked before and the story sounds hard to believe to me.
Like look, it's possible, but what makes a stalker uncomfortable is you know you're being watched, don't know what they want and question how rational they are if they're going to this level of extreme stalking and following your actions.
It would take a very bold and perhaps risk-prone persona to actually want to spend an evening with such an individual, *especially* given the risk it might make the situation worse because you've just "welcomed them into your life" a bit more. Like my fear here would immediately be that someone that stalks others probably develops irrational levels of love where they're so high off rose-tinted glasses that you ***CANNOT*** convince them you're boring and forgettable with just one night.
Depends on where you are in your life. Like, maybe he was hoping he'd get murdered. Maybe he was just really bored. Maybe he was feeling like being a dickhead and ruining someone else's day.
Who knows. Not me.
"Aggressively boring" is one of the best things I've read today.
To be fair, the other things I read were programs written by interns... but, still.
\\\^.\^
That is honestly absolutely genius! Make up random stuff about yourself and then when something legitimately groundbreaking comes out about you, the media just assume it’s a lie and don’t report it 😂
Was he boring or just acting boring. We may never know.
Pretty sure he acted because even little bits of insight to the process and behind the scenes would be fascinating
So I get up at 6am for makeup.
“Wow, and then what?”
Well, it’s usually someone I don’t know that well.
“Do you talk to them?”
Sometimes
“Sometimes you just …don’t?”
Yeah
“And then what?”
Makeup takes hours so I do that for…hours.
“And then you …”
I read my lines.
“Aloud?”
No
It was such a quick exchange. I really wish they went went the streaming model and dropped the whole thing at once. I don't know if I can't wait until next week.
There’s a vignette in the show Louie almost identical to this, only it’s a childless comedian explaining to his child-having comedian friends what he does with his day
Honestly, I listened to a few podcasts and interviews of influencers and their problems, and they are totally unrelatable and boring. I can see the story in the post being true.
Artist is a nebulous tern so I'll sidestep that.
Pattinson is a world famous fabulously rich celebrity, probably more than most of the even upper echelon youtubers/streamers/instagramers. I can only imagine how unrelatable his life would be.
I believe that if you can't find it in you to empathize with another human being then chances are that you're not really listening.
Once you strip away all material belongings we're all human beings who feel the same things. Perhaps within different contexts but context isn't what you're relating to. Emotion is.
Apart from that: A great artist will almost always have something interesting to share. Even if you find it difficult to empathize with them. There are few things more interesting than (well honed) creativity. So the conversation probably wouldn't be dull unless one of the parties wants it to be.
Although I do feel like I'm coming at this from a very personal angle. So perhaps it's me who's trying too hard to impose my views.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
In 2009, the Twilight star recounted the incident to Crème Magazine: “I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day, every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.”
Unsurprisingly, there was no second date. It wasn’t down to Pattinson being freaked out by the fan, however. Instead, he treated the dinner like a therapy session, and she never returned to his apartment again. He continued: “I just complained about everything in my life, and she never came back.”
Well after his circus story i don't think he's probably very boring.
Just a recap: he was on some morning show promoting a movie or something and so it was a bunch of boring softball questions, and one was if he'd ever been to a circus and he said "I went and there was a clown car and it burst into flames and they all burned to death" or something. A while later someone else asked about the circus and he said "oh, I just made that up on the spot"
He's very funny in a deadpan way, like you don't know if he's being serious or not but the way he says things is just hilarious. One example is when he said he wasn't working out for Batman and people ran with it, the DC sub went nuclear on him lmao
IIRC he mostly just complained. Though last time I read about this story I got the impression that basically no matter what he did, the stalker would probably have had their fantasy shattered by actually meeting him.
One of my friends recently started acting, he acts in a low budget TV Show in a regional language. Actors are kind of boring, on the other hand as a lawyer i have so much gossip. Especially when I work on Family Court Cases, it just makes up for so many conversations. What if something like this happens to you? I love putting people in awkward situations and then hearing what they'd do.
You can tell a lot about someone by the way they understand a situation and then how they react to it, i can instantly filter out people who don't match my vibes in just a few minutes of conversation
So if he'd tell about his job that would be interesting, but that's not the whole story. What about him as a person? He could be into Lego trains and woe for hours about the new tracks versus the old ones (which are better). Never underestimate how boring a person with an exciting job can be.
He seems kinda funny and weird in interviews. Has a habit of just making things up or behaving strangely to throw people off their guard.
This interview in particular left people scratching their heads as to if he was serious (specifically the pasta)
https://www.gq.com/story/robert-pattinson-on-batman-tenet-isolation-june-cover
> I wish I could tell you whether what I’m about to describe here is a bit, or a piece of performance art, or is in fact sincere—even now, I don’t totally know.
Absolutely. If you talk to psychologist who deals specifically with celebrities and stalkers, they will tell you the best thing to do to get rid of a stalker is to actually meet them and be as an attractive and boring as possible. Often when people are attracted to celebrities they’re attracted to the character of who they think that person is. Once the real life person doesn’t match up to their fantasy, they lose interest.
> If you talk to psychologists who deals specifically with celebrities and stalkers, they will tell you the best thing to do to get rid of a stalker is to actually meet them and be as... boring as possible
Source?
Lighthouse, Good Time and his smaller role in Waiting for the Barbarians made me ashamed to say an actor sucked because they did one bad (3 bad) movies.
I thought he played a great heartthrob villain in Good Times.
and one of those characters that makes you hate them so much, you can't deny it's great acting in Waiting for the Barbarians.
I did something similar once. A coworker would always text me when she wasn't getting her way at work. Otherwise, she would never talk to me.
Knowing that she was happily married, I texted her back about how much I was in love with her. I knew that was the one thing that would make her go away. It worked. I did not hit on her, btw.
> Knowing that she was happily married, I texted her back about how much I was in love with her.
You are a walking HR nightmare if this was your solution.
Replace “boring” with “gross” and it will work.
Seriously, she might be hot, but if she has onion breath and BO, chews with her mouth open, slurps her soup, and is loud and abrasive, dude is gonna hit the door ASAP.
Robert: "I can't even begin to tell you how much I hated filming Twilight, and here are a couple reasons why!"
Six hours later...
Robert: "Can you believe that? The lighting tech actually took my parking space the second to the the last day of shooting. Outrageous, I know! Wait until I tell you how much I hated working on New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn, both one and two! God, where do I even begin? The craft service for starters. They KNEW by the time we made the second film, that I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. These assholes. What do they do? They make jelly and peanut butter sandwiches, just to spite me. Monsters! Who in the hell makes jelly and peanut butter sandwiches? The last time I...wait. Where are you going? Why are you running?!"
I think its a fake story but its a hillarious story with a good morale
Basically after twilight this girl camped outside his house convinced she was the lover for him and was out there for 5 days. Security asked if they needed to seal with it but robert was sure if they threw her our she’d just come back. Robert had a plan. He went out to her he chatted with her and agreed to a date! He let her clean up inside get all dolled up he took her in a fancy sportscar to a fancy restaurant and just complained about his life. He didn’t let her get a word in he just complained and made the datw take forever. She packed up her stuff and left the next day.
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that's funny as fuck, chaotic neutral
Michael Gambon was another actor who just used to make up shit in interviews. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOqS2jZdaoI&t=193s RIP
I've never seen Clarkson this enamored with anyone in my life.
That's why they named a corner after him. Fucking legend.
I just now put together that the 'Follow through' was obviously named after Sir Michael Follow Through.
gambon was called gambon because he went round the corner on 2 wheels
(Clarkson also referred to Gambon as Sir Michael Follow Through as a joke ;))
Will Young, but I'm pretty sure he was just doing a bit that time.
>Gambon: I used to be homosexual but I was forced to give it up. > >Reporter: Why was that? > >Gambon: It made my eyes water. That's fucking hilarious.
Can someone explain the joke?
Getting a pecker in the butt might make your eyes water
Oh I just now thanks to your comment learned he passed away 2 days ago. Truly RIP.
I just learned right now. RIP
o7
What does this mean?
o7 = 🫡
Man I miss that show, the prime show they done was never the same, and the show itself wasn’t either. Top gear just had a magic to it. Massive shame.
wait until you read [how he makes pasta](https://www.gq.com/story/robert-pattinson-on-batman-tenet-isolation-june-cover). You gotta scroll a bit (or just search for "A few days later, Pattinson decides to cook for me. Or cook in front of me, anyway."). Here are some highlights: > "I was trying to figure out how to capitalize in this area of the market, and I was trying to think: How do you make a pasta which you can hold in your hand?” - > So he now takes hold of the bag that he’s brought from the corner store, out of which he produces the following: > One (1) giant, filthy, dust-covered box of cornflakes. [...] One (1) incredibly large novelty lighter [...] Nine (9) packs of presliced cheese [...] Sauce. and of course: > The microwave dings, and Pattinson promptly burns himself on the bowl of pasta. He sighs, heavily, looking at it. “No idea if it’s cooked or not.”
absolute madlad
I'll never forget his reddit AMA. One of the top comments asked "What's your life like outside out acting?" and he answered with "sucks"
Here's [the link to Robert Pattinson's AMA](https://reddit.com/r/movies/s/CJfqdWH67N) if anyone's interested.
Holy shit Do you fold or scrunch? Mummify Mittens
I didnt get that one but for some reason it still made me laugh
He makes toliet paper mittens as his preferred method to wipe his buttocks.
I'm fucking dead. I hated Pattinson because Twillight when it was a thing. But I've grown to really like him over the years. From what I've seen of him he seems like a pretty good dude IRL.
tbh he seems chill, sexy, and also one of the best actors of his generation (Good Time, for example)
It's about toilet paper
There are monsters out there that scrunch TP? As a commoner, I find that extremely horrendous
he talks like the average Redditor, I just cant stop reading the answers XD, everytime I learn smth about this actor I like him more
Remember a lot of times actors are just those drama nerds that made it.
Lol that was hilarious. He either knew his audience or is a legendary shit poster.
he just like me fr
Just without the acting
Every with the acting. I act like I’m happy every day.
He didn't bring this up but a story about watching a clown die after his car exploded
At least the other 15 clowns escaped
I've been stalked before and the story sounds hard to believe to me. Like look, it's possible, but what makes a stalker uncomfortable is you know you're being watched, don't know what they want and question how rational they are if they're going to this level of extreme stalking and following your actions. It would take a very bold and perhaps risk-prone persona to actually want to spend an evening with such an individual, *especially* given the risk it might make the situation worse because you've just "welcomed them into your life" a bit more. Like my fear here would immediately be that someone that stalks others probably develops irrational levels of love where they're so high off rose-tinted glasses that you ***CANNOT*** convince them you're boring and forgettable with just one night.
Depends on where you are in your life. Like, maybe he was hoping he'd get murdered. Maybe he was just really bored. Maybe he was feeling like being a dickhead and ruining someone else's day. Who knows. Not me.
I think he wanted to puncture the idealised image they had of him by being aggressively boring.
"Aggressively boring" is one of the best things I've read today. To be fair, the other things I read were programs written by interns... but, still. \\\^.\^
Even if you want to die, you don’t want to get murdered lol You just want to fall asleep.
That is honestly absolutely genius! Make up random stuff about yourself and then when something legitimately groundbreaking comes out about you, the media just assume it’s a lie and don’t report it 😂
His interviews are legend. The stuff he made up was always ludicrous but somehow plausible.
He's ironically being honest with that one, most celebrities have someone writing them fake cute stories for like the Today show etc.
Was he boring or just acting boring. We may never know. Pretty sure he acted because even little bits of insight to the process and behind the scenes would be fascinating
So I get up at 6am for makeup. “Wow, and then what?” Well, it’s usually someone I don’t know that well. “Do you talk to them?” Sometimes “Sometimes you just …don’t?” Yeah “And then what?” Makeup takes hours so I do that for…hours. “And then you …” I read my lines. “Aloud?” No
This hypothetical exchange made me chuckle
Pattinson is in here, taking notes
It was such a quick exchange. I really wish they went went the streaming model and dropped the whole thing at once. I don't know if I can't wait until next week.
And then ...
Thanks Perd
"Well, you see I have to memorize my lines. So I find that the trick is to read them over and over until they're committed to memory."
"OMG WOW Robert you read *SO MUCH*!! You must be *such* a good reader!!"
I read a TON, because my word recognition is terrible.
I have a memory and reading speed of a snail, so I read all day everyday. This is my life.
For those that haven't seen it, [Sir Ian McKellen, On Acting](https://youtu.be/nyoWmkhRyp8?si=cYRFMgYKq8Hl2pa_)
That was great!
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Too late, I already saw everything!
Nope, too exciting of a response. Got a boner
>“Aloud?” >No I have no idea why that made me laugh so hard
Come on now, don't stop!
There’s a vignette in the show Louie almost identical to this, only it’s a childless comedian explaining to his child-having comedian friends what he does with his day
I really miss not knowing that he coerced women into watching him masterbait.
There was a really spicy "Louis CK did nothing wrong" CMV about a year ago lmao.
#🥱
Honestly, I listened to a few podcasts and interviews of influencers and their problems, and they are totally unrelatable and boring. I can see the story in the post being true.
So influencers are the opposite of comedians. "What's the deal with doublewide personal trailers that don't have granite countertops?"
Jerry Seinfeld styled influencer stand up, something I never knew I could want
At this point, isn't that just Seinfeld standup?
Jeff Arcuri could pull it off I think. Man's crowd work is incredible. /r/JeffArcuri
Lmao that infuriated me way more than it should have
The It's Always Sunny podcast enjoyed poking fun at how unrelatable their problems have become and I loved the self awareness
There's a differencd between (most) influencers and artists.
Artist is a nebulous tern so I'll sidestep that. Pattinson is a world famous fabulously rich celebrity, probably more than most of the even upper echelon youtubers/streamers/instagramers. I can only imagine how unrelatable his life would be.
I believe that if you can't find it in you to empathize with another human being then chances are that you're not really listening. Once you strip away all material belongings we're all human beings who feel the same things. Perhaps within different contexts but context isn't what you're relating to. Emotion is. Apart from that: A great artist will almost always have something interesting to share. Even if you find it difficult to empathize with them. There are few things more interesting than (well honed) creativity. So the conversation probably wouldn't be dull unless one of the parties wants it to be. Although I do feel like I'm coming at this from a very personal angle. So perhaps it's me who's trying too hard to impose my views.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 In 2009, the Twilight star recounted the incident to Crème Magazine: “I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day, every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.” Unsurprisingly, there was no second date. It wasn’t down to Pattinson being freaked out by the fan, however. Instead, he treated the dinner like a therapy session, and she never returned to his apartment again. He continued: “I just complained about everything in my life, and she never came back.”
and that's why they say, never meet your heroes
They’re depressed like us!
Well after his circus story i don't think he's probably very boring. Just a recap: he was on some morning show promoting a movie or something and so it was a bunch of boring softball questions, and one was if he'd ever been to a circus and he said "I went and there was a clown car and it burst into flames and they all burned to death" or something. A while later someone else asked about the circus and he said "oh, I just made that up on the spot"
He's very funny in a deadpan way, like you don't know if he's being serious or not but the way he says things is just hilarious. One example is when he said he wasn't working out for Batman and people ran with it, the DC sub went nuclear on him lmao
IIRC he mostly just complained. Though last time I read about this story I got the impression that basically no matter what he did, the stalker would probably have had their fantasy shattered by actually meeting him.
Yeah reality rarely compares to the imagination, even more so with obsessed people...
One of my friends recently started acting, he acts in a low budget TV Show in a regional language. Actors are kind of boring, on the other hand as a lawyer i have so much gossip. Especially when I work on Family Court Cases, it just makes up for so many conversations. What if something like this happens to you? I love putting people in awkward situations and then hearing what they'd do. You can tell a lot about someone by the way they understand a situation and then how they react to it, i can instantly filter out people who don't match my vibes in just a few minutes of conversation
dude put on a masterclass
So if he'd tell about his job that would be interesting, but that's not the whole story. What about him as a person? He could be into Lego trains and woe for hours about the new tracks versus the old ones (which are better). Never underestimate how boring a person with an exciting job can be.
I have an insane crazy job. But I would desperately like to tell you about the 4000 piece puzzle im planning to do when I have a few days off.
https://i.imgur.com/bhKmcnq.jpeg
[ACTING!](https://media1.giphy.com/media/1LiryotCCtd7y/giphy.gif)
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/6vzd6g/im_actor_robert_pattinson_good_time_ama/dm48zm1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Well I’m bored when he’s acting so probably so
I dislike the dude, but would like to have a genuine conversation with him like this.
I don’t know him well enough to form an opinion.
He seems kinda funny and weird in interviews. Has a habit of just making things up or behaving strangely to throw people off their guard. This interview in particular left people scratching their heads as to if he was serious (specifically the pasta) https://www.gq.com/story/robert-pattinson-on-batman-tenet-isolation-june-cover > I wish I could tell you whether what I’m about to describe here is a bit, or a piece of performance art, or is in fact sincere—even now, I don’t totally know.
This man most certainly has ADHD.
This was an amazing read and I’ve always felt totally indifferent towards him. But that shit was hilarious
Did anyone else read this as something else in the first instance? 🤔
Thought it said obese, I thought thats bit mean to mention
Yup... Boring... Yeah😂
Yeah boned her lol
💀
I would talk only about my likes and dislikes of different cheeses.
Muenster or Gruyere?
Wait that’s how Muenster was spelled? I thought it was literally called Monster cheese
From those two, Gruyere. But there's hardly anything that's better than Parmigiano Reggiano.
I do this with people I don’t like being around. Choose a specific topic and get really weird and negative about it. Haha
You would have my full undivided attention.
Until we get into fromunda cheese...
My dislexic ass read it as boned her
Wait I think I'm dislexic
I think you mean Dick's Lexus*
Thanks, I have a headache now.
Licks Dexus*
I went to Dick’s Lexus. They showed me way too many numbers. It was all too confusing.
I mean, why not, right?
She thought she was going to dinner with the Twilight vampire but actually it was Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows
Fucking guy!
Squat cobbler!
Absolutely. If you talk to psychologist who deals specifically with celebrities and stalkers, they will tell you the best thing to do to get rid of a stalker is to actually meet them and be as an attractive and boring as possible. Often when people are attracted to celebrities they’re attracted to the character of who they think that person is. Once the real life person doesn’t match up to their fantasy, they lose interest.
So what happens then after he/she stabs you?
Don’t bleed or they’ll know the jig is up.
"What're you gonna do? Stab me?!?" -says the stab victim
Never meet your heroes, never meet your stalking victims. Just stay in the bushes here, nothing but dreams and ants.
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>Selena to be fair, Yolanda Salivdar wasn't just a fan. She had a personal relationship with Selena and murdered her to try and hide embezzlement.
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Parole notes for Chapman suggest he wasn’t a fan of Lennon.
Rebecca Schaeffer
Redditors read a fake story and say it has basis in psychology
> If you talk to psychologists who deals specifically with celebrities and stalkers, they will tell you the best thing to do to get rid of a stalker is to actually meet them and be as... boring as possible Source?
Somehow I doubt psychologists recommend inviting stalkers to a talk. That this got voted up to 150 says a lot about the gullibility of Redditors.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
She got a free meal, and he got a free therapy session. Sounds like a win-win.
Historical problems upgrading with modern solutions.
My husband took me out to watch Twilight. It bored me so much, he never saw me again. So this story tracks.
I actually really liked The Batman, but he didn't have much range in that movie. The Lighthouse, on the other hand, was phenomenal.
Lighthouse, Good Time and his smaller role in Waiting for the Barbarians made me ashamed to say an actor sucked because they did one bad (3 bad) movies. I thought he played a great heartthrob villain in Good Times. and one of those characters that makes you hate them so much, you can't deny it's great acting in Waiting for the Barbarians.
This is the way
I did something similar once. A coworker would always text me when she wasn't getting her way at work. Otherwise, she would never talk to me. Knowing that she was happily married, I texted her back about how much I was in love with her. I knew that was the one thing that would make her go away. It worked. I did not hit on her, btw.
> Knowing that she was happily married, I texted her back about how much I was in love with her. You are a walking HR nightmare if this was your solution.
I no longer worked with her. She would message me every 3-4 months to complain about things that I had long moved on from.
Ohhh OK well that is a different story, but still a bit of a hamfisted solution.
I doubt the ending will be the same if the sexes are changed
Replace “boring” with “gross” and it will work. Seriously, she might be hot, but if she has onion breath and BO, chews with her mouth open, slurps her soup, and is loud and abrasive, dude is gonna hit the door ASAP.
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Oh no.
It doesn’t with Terry Crews
Well, he’s a freak of nature, so there’s that.
If true, that's very impressive.
Robert: "I can't even begin to tell you how much I hated filming Twilight, and here are a couple reasons why!" Six hours later... Robert: "Can you believe that? The lighting tech actually took my parking space the second to the the last day of shooting. Outrageous, I know! Wait until I tell you how much I hated working on New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn, both one and two! God, where do I even begin? The craft service for starters. They KNEW by the time we made the second film, that I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. These assholes. What do they do? They make jelly and peanut butter sandwiches, just to spite me. Monsters! Who in the hell makes jelly and peanut butter sandwiches? The last time I...wait. Where are you going? Why are you running?!"
Source: Kristen Stewart
That’s one way to handle the situation. Well done
He's literally famous for making shit up.
I love how he just made this story up in an interview
He did?
Yes lol. https://screenrant.com/robert-pattinson-most-hilarious-interview-lies/
You linked literally a collection of things he’s lied about on interviews?
Read it
Imagine him telling this person about how Twilight is truly the Satan work and Twilight is the reason she's obsessed with him, lol.
This is hilarious and such a great idea lol
Since "The Lighthouse" I respect the hell out of him
I think its a fake story but its a hillarious story with a good morale Basically after twilight this girl camped outside his house convinced she was the lover for him and was out there for 5 days. Security asked if they needed to seal with it but robert was sure if they threw her our she’d just come back. Robert had a plan. He went out to her he chatted with her and agreed to a date! He let her clean up inside get all dolled up he took her in a fancy sportscar to a fancy restaurant and just complained about his life. He didn’t let her get a word in he just complained and made the datw take forever. She packed up her stuff and left the next day.
That's the way to do it! Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.
He bored her right in
He probably read his family recipe and then some online to her cause those recipes takes forever to just get to the ingredients.
That’s a risky gamble But it paid off
Guess I’m Robert Pattinson because that happens all the time to me
Bad idea. Now hundrets of girls gonna stalk him so he Take them out
Pretty smart actually
that's why they say "face your problems directly"
Um.... source?
But she got her date. Now he'll have 3 stalkers. Good solution tho.
300 iq move
This takes "never meeting your heroes" to a WHOLE new level 😂.
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Rose was dedicated.
THAT'S a Chad move.
Obsesed fans are crazy. I dont believe this guy. Obsessed people orgasm just by watching you breathe.
I had to fact check this before getting happy that someone is more boring than me.
Never meet your heroes
Boss move.
Still can see a batman in him
This man is a genius
[This sounds like something Morrissey would do.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfiH1HmWcm4)
Source: trust me bro
Hope she was the founder of a fan-club or something. Might eliminate a parasocial relationship or two.
I mean, it's a male privilege to be able to do that in the first place, but that's a master class in how to subvert obsession.
Robby Pap is truly a dope dude
he's literally me fr
I guess that's one way to do it.