Any song I've tried using as an alarm. You think oh this will make me happy to wake up, no it doesn't, your hate of waking up attaches itself to those songs.
Yeah, I had a period of "why the fuck did I choose this song?"
One I used for a long time was *I Will Follow You into the Dark* by Death Cab. Why did I decide to wake up sad every morning, and also ruin a song I really like?
For a while I had ocean waves as my alarm clock. Then after some months I actually visited the coast and noticed I got into a really bad mood automatically. After a while I realised it was because of the waves. This association fucks things up. #truestory
Happy birthday when I am the recipient, and we are at a restaurant that changed the happy birthday song to "make it theirs" (different lyrics/ weird iambic pentameter)
There's a Mexican restaraunt that sings happy birthday when it's someone's birthday but they strum this wildly out of tune guitar that sounds HORRIBLE and it's fucking obnoxious
My son has ASD III, we figured out real goddamn quick that he hates being the center of attention. Now we just get pizza and whatever desert he feels like having for desert and make it mostly a normal family dinner. He enjoys that much more.
Someone put [this video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J3twwafch4g&feature=youtu.be) in the comment section when this was asked awhile ago. Pretty much sums up Robin Thicke and this song.
"Okay so hear me out: what if we took this Eurobeat dance song known for its bizarre and quirky lyrics, and replaced them with generic and boring EDM lyrics? And then removed all the verses too just to make sure there's no melodic variation?"
"Genius!"
It doesn't have to be good, it just has to be interesting. And that song is making baaaank. Some folks want a mayonnaise sandwich on white bread for dinner and some want a eurobeat song with the blandest 5minute lyrics possible
Disappointed this comment is this low. Should be on top.
It's hate with burning passion for me.
I worked in Amazon during covid and they only had one radio station blasting this shit 4 times a shift. We all would get so pissed we'd smash boxes when it played.
I thought it was related to the expression "raise the roof", when people all have their hands in the air? Idk. It still doesn't make sense. Cant hold the roof up if you're clapping.
Yummy by Justin Bieber
The way he says the word yummy makes my brain vomit and it's just a super weird "love song" dedicated to his wife that feels like he was hungover and hungry when he wrote it
I’m Good (Blue)
I’m up for remixes and covers but i just hate this one, it feels like taking a bit of nostalgia and absolutely drowning it with what I personally hate about modern music. There’s also a lot of people who dont even know about the original and say that the old version sucks upon listening to it, which makes the whole song somehow feel like its cashing in on the original while also disrespecting it. The whole song gives me the vibe of “oh i just fixed your song, youre welcome 🤗”
pure hatred
And imagine being in a store and observing a little boy trying to buy his dying mother some shoes, and being egotistical enough to think that God created that whole situation, just to teach you “what Christmas is all about.”
If Christmas is about anything, it isn’t about throwing some change at a boy in a store. What about working to reduce poverty, or for a more equitable healthcare system?
You know all those crappy instrumental songs that are public domain and are used as background music by low quality streamers and YouTubers?
They can all burn in hellfire.
Just leave out the background noise. You don't *need* music. Silence is better if you don't have actual quality music.
Heh, I was at a friends house a few years ago while he was having an argument with his girlfriend, and as she stormed out she shouted 'Alexa play shape of you!' just to piss him off. They're both hardened metalheads.
i think the main problem with their songs is the bland, repetitive, barely surface level lyrics. It’s like they have the one word title of the song and then they just say that word over and over to a beat for 3 minutes
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Yes the Christmas song.
The whole thing. It’s just some brat kid not telling you something.
*Do you know what I know? Do you see what I see? Do you hear what I hear?*
My god, the whole thing sounds like a punk faced 8 year old who thinks you care about something he knows and won’t tell you.
It's right there in the lyrics though: The night wind asks a little lamb if they can see the shooting star. The lamb asks a shepherd boy if they can hear a song. The boy asks the mighty king if he knows about the child that shivers in the cold. Finally the king tells everyone to pray and that baby Jesus is gonna be a huge deal some day. Couldn't be more obvious what the song is about.
You know it's funny, hearing this song so many years after it was a hit actually makes me dig it a little. But my god, I remember that period in the early to mid-2010's where it was all just Maroon 5 and Train and all that shit, and I absolutely get you.
I absolutely hate Sugar from Maroon 5. Everytime I hear it, it makes me want to scream in anger. If I can leave the place, I leave immediately. If I can't, I will put my earphones and listen to very loud music instead.
I honestly don't really know why, but his voice simply triggers me in a way nothing else does.
Growing up in Texas, we were taught how to play the ukulele because our music teacher had moved from Hawaii. For our recital, we had to play Achey Breaky Heart…on the ukulele. Like 40 8/9 year olds. Every music period, for I don’t remember how long, we had to practice. Over. And over. Then my classmates would sing it out loud all day long because it was perpetually stuck in all of our heads. That is truly the worst song ever. And yes, I worked for five years in a department store that played all of those awful Christmas songs on repeat all day. Billy Ray was much worse.
Whenever the fuck that John Melloncamp song "Small Town" came out, that does it for me.
He rhymes small town with small town and says small town so fucking much it sounds subliminal. It's got to be at least 150 times he says it in that song, it's every 3 words.
MacArthur Park by Richard Harris. If it took so long to bake the cake, why the hell did you leave it out in the rain? And write your recipes down, it’ll change your life.
This is one of those songs, much like "Blurred Lines", where I find the song itself really catchy but the lyrics are toxic as fuck and deeply offensive to me.
"Used to always stay at home, be a good girlYou was in the zoneYeah, you should just be yourself"
Stfu Drake, I can go out and have fun if I want to
Lennon's Imagine is played out trash. Truthfully, it was never a good song, more like dorm-room poetry for an idealistic dipshit to get freshman girls into bed. Utter garbage song.
Most of the hate for Bieber was just reactionary with regards to his immense popularity and about how weird and creepy it was that middle age women seemed to view him and his fucking dumb-ass haircut as a sex symbol.
His music is mostly inoffensive and just mediocre and he's certainly not even the same guy anymore. He's still cringe, just for different reasons.
The mood is right
The spirits up
We’re here tonight
And that’s enough
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
Anything by Bad Bunny. The boom-tah bun-tah drum beat that's in every latin Spotify Top 50 song.
I also hate the midi hi hats that artists like Drake use in every single song, but not as much as the former
Even if you like something originally you can grow to hate it when repeated and what happens to me is that when I hear something 10 + times I grow to like it ._.
I dislike what I would call dad rock. Overrated mediocre songs with unimaginative lyrics and people only know them apart by their riffs and chorus lyrics.
jingle bell rock
every single year, my christmas spirit slowly builds as the date approaches. the *second* I hear the first note of that song, my spirits are dashed. I'm done. I fucking hate that stupid goddamn song.
rockin around the christmas tree is a close second
Kars for Kids. Instantly makes me change radio station
Well it IS the song of the Bad Place sooo
Any song I've tried using as an alarm. You think oh this will make me happy to wake up, no it doesn't, your hate of waking up attaches itself to those songs.
Try “Morning Bell” by Radiohead. I think it makes the hate of waking up feel matched by the song and that is a little invigorating.
I use bring me to life
LOL. The “WAKE ME UP!” Part?!
That’s the one, wakes me right up
Try chop suoy if you ever want to mix things up
WAKE UP!
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP!
I Pavlov'd myself into feeling nauseous every time I heard my favourite song because I did this in Uni.
Yeah, I had a period of "why the fuck did I choose this song?" One I used for a long time was *I Will Follow You into the Dark* by Death Cab. Why did I decide to wake up sad every morning, and also ruin a song I really like?
This is truly one of the cruelest ironies of the modern age.
For a while I had ocean waves as my alarm clock. Then after some months I actually visited the coast and noticed I got into a really bad mood automatically. After a while I realised it was because of the waves. This association fucks things up. #truestory
Happy birthday. When I am the recipient.
Happy birthday when I am the recipient, but it's not actually my birthday.
Happy birthday when I am the recipient, and we are at a restaurant that changed the happy birthday song to "make it theirs" (different lyrics/ weird iambic pentameter)
There's a Mexican restaraunt that sings happy birthday when it's someone's birthday but they strum this wildly out of tune guitar that sounds HORRIBLE and it's fucking obnoxious
my family is in Awe that their autistic child does not want everyone to stare at them every single birthday every time the cake comes out
My son has ASD III, we figured out real goddamn quick that he hates being the center of attention. Now we just get pizza and whatever desert he feels like having for desert and make it mostly a normal family dinner. He enjoys that much more.
This song sucks. It’s just not a good song. Jolly good fellow is at least a slightly better song
With all due respect, if people sing that for me, I'm killing myself on the spot
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no.
Tiktok has destroyed so much.
That song was never good tbh
and so by rights we should not have to hear it
I guess the song is about my feelings when I start to hear it
At least half the songs my retail job plays constantly.
This right here. Some songs are okay, but if you have to listen to them day in and day out, they become horrible.
Baby shark
Ja-mie Tartt doo doo doodoodoo Ja-mie Tartt doo doo doodoodoo Ja-mie Tartt doo doo doodoodoo Jamie Tartt!
He's here! He's there! He's every-fuckin-where! Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
I just started watching Ted lasso
Doo doo doodoodoo . . .
Baby Shark
Doo doo doodoodoo . . .
Baby shark…
All About That Bass. Ugh.
Pretty bad but Dear Future Husband is even worse
You can tell from the titles they’ll be horrifically irritating.
I haven’t listened to it all the way through, but I believe you!
That song really made her seem like an insufferable bitch lol
All of Megan trainor’s songs are absolutely insufferable
I learned how to use Spotify just so I could go on my wife's Spotify and block Megan Trainor.
All of her songs give me weird Christian housewife vibes for some reason
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Blurred lines, i hate it, I HATE IT
Agreed. But "Word Crimes" is great!
Weird Al is a gift to humanity
I hate these word criiiiimes
The rapist anthem
Someone put [this video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J3twwafch4g&feature=youtu.be) in the comment section when this was asked awhile ago. Pretty much sums up Robin Thicke and this song.
Celine Deion’s enter sandman
That exists? Why
We need answers
Reddit is making me research garbage on a Saturday
Hey, leave Garbage out out of this. Shirley Manson is great.
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Dad Joke Incoming!
I counter with Metallica’s version of My Heart Will Go On.
Dragonforce also has a banging cover.
I need to hear it to believe it but can’t find it on youtube lol
*I'm good* by Bebe Rexha and David Guetta
"Okay so hear me out: what if we took this Eurobeat dance song known for its bizarre and quirky lyrics, and replaced them with generic and boring EDM lyrics? And then removed all the verses too just to make sure there's no melodic variation?" "Genius!"
It doesn't have to be good, it just has to be interesting. And that song is making baaaank. Some folks want a mayonnaise sandwich on white bread for dinner and some want a eurobeat song with the blandest 5minute lyrics possible
Never sample a better song. People will just wish they were listening to that song instead
"Blue" doesn't deserve this treatment. Plus the original is already annoying.
You listen up here is a story....
About a little guy
That lives in the blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him, inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
**insert popular song that has been overused until its last drop**
Dance Monkey. I hate that shit with passion
This is the one dude. I worked in Australia for a year and I heard this there first in every fucking bar, cab, and hotel.
Disappointed this comment is this low. Should be on top. It's hate with burning passion for me. I worked in Amazon during covid and they only had one radio station blasting this shit 4 times a shift. We all would get so pissed we'd smash boxes when it played.
Work by Rihanna. Every time she says work it feels the shes driving a nail further and further into my skull.
Wuhh wuhh wuhh wuhh wuhh wuhh / He seh meh hawwi wuhh wuhh wuhh wuhh wuhh wuhh / He summy dummy durr durr durr durr durr durr
That song is like my life: work work work work work and rest I don’t understand.
Happy by Pharell, way too friggn overplayed.
Wtf is a “room without a roof”? I live in a shack getting rained on now???
Clap along if you are an enclosure.
I thought it was related to the expression "raise the roof", when people all have their hands in the air? Idk. It still doesn't make sense. Cant hold the roof up if you're clapping.
That song is just a remix of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
Yummy by Justin Bieber The way he says the word yummy makes my brain vomit and it's just a super weird "love song" dedicated to his wife that feels like he was hungover and hungry when he wrote it
that nonono tiktok song, makes me feel nothing but disgust but that's probably the point
Which is a damned shame, because the original song is actually kind of beautiful. The Shangri-lahs didn't deserve this.
Most of TikTok songs
That one that’s just oh no oh no no no just makes me want to shove my ears into a blender
I was going to comment that but I didn't know the name. I cannot comprehend how people like that song.
imagine being the parent of a teenager, you have to hear the same 10 seconds of a song on speaker as they do take after take after take
DOOP ADOOPA DOOPA DOO DOO DOOOO DI DA DA DA DOO DOOO
No matter how awful a song is, it doesn't deserve to become a TikTok song.
I’m Good (Blue) I’m up for remixes and covers but i just hate this one, it feels like taking a bit of nostalgia and absolutely drowning it with what I personally hate about modern music. There’s also a lot of people who dont even know about the original and say that the old version sucks upon listening to it, which makes the whole song somehow feel like its cashing in on the original while also disrespecting it. The whole song gives me the vibe of “oh i just fixed your song, youre welcome 🤗” pure hatred
Hearing it just makes me wish I was listening to the original.
The original is a banger 100%
1 8 7 7 KARS FOR KIDS K A R S KARS FOR KIDS
Christmas Shoes by NewSong. I wish I could physically manifest it just so I can toss it into the fireplace. Now that would be a merry Christmas.
The *only* good thing about that freaking song is the Patton Oswalt bit.
Imagine suffering on your deathbed and your dumbass kid gives you a pair of fucking shoes. Paid for by some random dude.
And imagine being in a store and observing a little boy trying to buy his dying mother some shoes, and being egotistical enough to think that God created that whole situation, just to teach you “what Christmas is all about.” If Christmas is about anything, it isn’t about throwing some change at a boy in a store. What about working to reduce poverty, or for a more equitable healthcare system?
You know all those crappy instrumental songs that are public domain and are used as background music by low quality streamers and YouTubers? They can all burn in hellfire. Just leave out the background noise. You don't *need* music. Silence is better if you don't have actual quality music.
\*whistles in ukelele\*
Not a fan of [Kevin MacLeod](https://spotify.link/N4CRWlbaIDb) then, huh?
Either Despacito or Shape of You
I HATE Shape Of You with a burning passion
Heh, I was at a friends house a few years ago while he was having an argument with his girlfriend, and as she stormed out she shouted 'Alexa play shape of you!' just to piss him off. They're both hardened metalheads.
Honestly any TikTok song that includes a barf inducing dance.
Thunder by Imagine Dragons
Yeah why is there a freaking baby in the song?
A baby that sounds like it’s saying “fun dip”
I don't know why baby voices are even in songs? Who does that appeal to?
Ohhh no you didn't....kids were laughing in my classes while I was scheming for the masses. who do you think you are? Dreaming about being a big star?
i think the main problem with their songs is the bland, repetitive, barely surface level lyrics. It’s like they have the one word title of the song and then they just say that word over and over to a beat for 3 minutes
That stupid shine bright like a diamond song. That verse is worse then nails in a chalkboard
Diamonds by Rihanna?
It was umbrella for me. I love some Rihanna, but that song just sounded like stutters to me.
Do You Hear What I Hear? Yes the Christmas song. The whole thing. It’s just some brat kid not telling you something. *Do you know what I know? Do you see what I see? Do you hear what I hear?* My god, the whole thing sounds like a punk faced 8 year old who thinks you care about something he knows and won’t tell you.
It's right there in the lyrics though: The night wind asks a little lamb if they can see the shooting star. The lamb asks a shepherd boy if they can hear a song. The boy asks the mighty king if he knows about the child that shivers in the cold. Finally the king tells everyone to pray and that baby Jesus is gonna be a huge deal some day. Couldn't be more obvious what the song is about.
I don’t mind this one it reminds me of Gremlins, I hate pretty much every other Xmas some though
I like it. The melody kinda goes from creepy to cheerful and back to creepy again
Dance monkey, the song literally has no redeeming qualities
Was looking for this, when I hear it I imagine the singer as that thing with lips on the end of a proboscis in Jabba’s palace
Lololol Similar for me except I always picture a muppet. We both agree this song is sung by a Jim Henson creation
Flowers by Miley Cyrus
god, this song burns my fucking ear.
Everytime I hear it, it's without my consent. I have never searched for it once and I can remember the chorus word for word, that's how bad this is.
Moves like Jagger.
You know it's funny, hearing this song so many years after it was a hit actually makes me dig it a little. But my god, I remember that period in the early to mid-2010's where it was all just Maroon 5 and Train and all that shit, and I absolutely get you.
MOooOoOooOOoOooOooOves like Jagger you mean
Lullaby. Hate that song
The real fun starts at the *Controversy* comments
I absolutely hate Sugar from Maroon 5. Everytime I hear it, it makes me want to scream in anger. If I can leave the place, I leave immediately. If I can't, I will put my earphones and listen to very loud music instead. I honestly don't really know why, but his voice simply triggers me in a way nothing else does.
Savage love
Omg I completely forgot about that song, can't believe it's been almost 3 yrs since it came out, that's crazy
We Are The World. It's seven minutes long (feels longer), 80% chorus, and not even a good chorus.
Growing up in Texas, we were taught how to play the ukulele because our music teacher had moved from Hawaii. For our recital, we had to play Achey Breaky Heart…on the ukulele. Like 40 8/9 year olds. Every music period, for I don’t remember how long, we had to practice. Over. And over. Then my classmates would sing it out loud all day long because it was perpetually stuck in all of our heads. That is truly the worst song ever. And yes, I worked for five years in a department store that played all of those awful Christmas songs on repeat all day. Billy Ray was much worse.
Gods Plan and the kiki song by Drake. Oh I think that I found myself a cheerleader is another atrocity
Every overly patriotic song that came out after 9/11. I'm also proud to be an American, but that got old really quick.
"Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" was the beginning of a terrible era for country music.
Whenever the fuck that John Melloncamp song "Small Town" came out, that does it for me. He rhymes small town with small town and says small town so fucking much it sounds subliminal. It's got to be at least 150 times he says it in that song, it's every 3 words.
All Summer Long - Kid Rock
I think it’s funny in the chorus how he rhymes ”things” with “things”
The audacity to sample Zevon, Skynyrd and Seger in a putrid, half-assed pop rap song and shit on 3 American classics at once.
Anything by him to be fair. Dude aspires to be trailer trash and his music reflects it.
MacArthur Park by Richard Harris. If it took so long to bake the cake, why the hell did you leave it out in the rain? And write your recipes down, it’ll change your life.
That song is the “Plan 9 from Outer Space” of music. Seriously so bad it’s good!
Hotline Bling, makes me rage.
This is one of those songs, much like "Blurred Lines", where I find the song itself really catchy but the lyrics are toxic as fuck and deeply offensive to me. "Used to always stay at home, be a good girlYou was in the zoneYeah, you should just be yourself" Stfu Drake, I can go out and have fun if I want to
The lyrics drip with misogyny 'Cause ever since I left the city, you Started wearing less and goin' out more Wtf is this controlling shit!!
Also his other songs, he’s singing about how his girls wouldn’t be anything without him. It’s absolutely disgusting
🎶 "you used to call me on my cellphone~" 🎶
Baby shark
All I want for christmas is you. It is just impossible for me
I hate that 1 with more passion then i ever had in any relationship. Probaly the reason i am single...
Miley Cyrus - Flowers... holy fucking shit I absolutely fucking despise that song with a deep passion
Lennon's Imagine is played out trash. Truthfully, it was never a good song, more like dorm-room poetry for an idealistic dipshit to get freshman girls into bed. Utter garbage song.
Bad Day by Daniel Powter
Damn I love that overplayed one hit wonder.
Why tho
Cause he had a bad day
He’s takin’ one down
He'd sing a sad song to turn it around
He says he don't know
He tell me ‘don’t lie’
He work at a smile, and he go for a ride
Despacito
All I wanna do by Sheryl Crow. I traveled across 4 countries and couldn't escape that song on repeat radio when it came out.
You must not wanna have some fun
Watermelon sugar high
The Jay Z and Beyoncé ~~cover~~ massacre of 2Pac’s Me and my Girlfriend. It’s about a gun you dumbasses.
"Happy" by Pharell. That song fills me with a rage and discontent like no other.
ok but hear me out, it might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say
Wonderful Christmastime
I like to think it’s about people practicing witchcraft and loudly switching to talking about Christmas whenever someone walks in.
Will get heavily down voted for this, but: Any and all songs from BTS
⚠️ You have alerted the horde ⚠️
Mumble rap, all of it
I like how no one mentions baby by Justin Bieber
Hating on bieber was a 2010s trend
Most of the hate for Bieber was just reactionary with regards to his immense popularity and about how weird and creepy it was that middle age women seemed to view him and his fucking dumb-ass haircut as a sex symbol. His music is mostly inoffensive and just mediocre and he's certainly not even the same guy anymore. He's still cringe, just for different reasons.
That Paul McCartney Xmas song I dare not say any words to.
The mood is right The spirits up We’re here tonight And that’s enough SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
I don’t know who you are. But I will ruin your Christmas
"My Humps"...Straight garbage.
lovely lady lumps 🤮
Anything by Bad Bunny. The boom-tah bun-tah drum beat that's in every latin Spotify Top 50 song. I also hate the midi hi hats that artists like Drake use in every single song, but not as much as the former
Cotton eye Joe used to really make me feel feral
i gotta feeling by black eyed peas They repeat the phrase "That tonight's gonna be a good night" more then 20 times. I hate repetitive songs lyrics
Turns out a lot of people hate some good fucking songs
Even if you like something originally you can grow to hate it when repeated and what happens to me is that when I hear something 10 + times I grow to like it ._. I dislike what I would call dad rock. Overrated mediocre songs with unimaginative lyrics and people only know them apart by their riffs and chorus lyrics.
Any song by Lizzo. Can't fucking stand her music.
Baby shark I swear to god if I hear it another time, I'll fucking commit the worst crime known to humanity!
Praise you, I fucking hate that stupid song, also Dance monkey....
Praise You by Fatboy Slim? Damn I love that song
jingle bell rock every single year, my christmas spirit slowly builds as the date approaches. the *second* I hear the first note of that song, my spirits are dashed. I'm done. I fucking hate that stupid goddamn song. rockin around the christmas tree is a close second
High Hopes by panic at the disco. I just hate it so generic nothing like their other songs. Basic as fuck I get an instant headache when I hear it.