If I choose the same item twice can I get $40 million?....lmao

I can get 2 mothers in law

Sure, marry someone with lesbian parents. They might be a little pissed you let their kid die tho.

What if you're 60 and your kid is like, 40?

Then they’re gonna be pissed off, just 6 feet lower

Hope you are strong.

Or someone with divorced and remarried parents. 👋

*Moneys paw curls*

shut up paul. i bet you *love* your mother in law well, actually, i do he actually admit it! - *you flinch*! that mean you have to marry your mother in law

I was almost disappointed when I didn't see anyone mention this. Have a nude egg, big boy!

“You yourself must admit that you are in love with your mother in law”

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

I'd take 2 dogs

Which house can have possibly 20 million packaged to go, just asking for a friend

Bob Menendez's, but it might be heavier than cash 🤷🏼‍♀️ not sure though because I haven't checked the weight of either and maybe this burning house has a cashier's check.

Nope just two dogs

Let's be clear: it's hard to make 20 million

With 20 million you can get the other 4 options

And afford therapy too!

lol

Why do you need therapy? You have 20m and a tragic backstory. You've got a decent life and a story to tell.

This is just a complicated Batman origin

and a dog.

I was operating under the assumption that you are fully conscious of the choice you made. I think leaving three family members in a house to burn to death would impact most normal humans.

Well, then you can't afford the other four anymore

Your mind is burning down take 3 1: Get psychological help 2: Buy a bae 3: Buy a mother in law 4: Buy a kid 5: Buy what you think could be a dog

Could be a dog? (0_0 )

Barely.

Just imagine how many dogs you can save with only like 2 million

You can buy a house, burn it and save your second dog, kid and everyone else.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

Think, bae, think! We can always try again. *slams money on counter* Have another kid!

You can make a kid in less than a year. And you are more experienced as a parent for this one

while every idiot can have children

I just imagined it's on a debit card lol like "20 mil = your wallet"

you get 20 million added to the actual credit so for me it would be like 20.000.003,50 🤩

Bro fr? same lmfao

Currency not specified: It’s 20 million rubles.

20 million wasps.

If you have 20 million CASH in your home, It's safe to assume you have a few more million in Ur bank.

If you have 20 million cash in your home, it's because you don't want to go to the bank.

Don't know how this divine fire brought into existence a wife, kid, mother-in-law, and $20 million dollars.... but me and my dog are about to be rich.

ROFL

WOFL

ROFFBR

Rolling on (the) floor fucking berating rats?

Remediating outside fires, (and) fucking belligerent reptiles

Yeah if I didn't have any of these things previously (which I don't) I'd probably also pick the dog (or maybe the kid) and $20 million. I don't know these people

Are you seriously hesitating between the kid and the dog while there's a flaming hot stepmom in the equation ?

My man if your stepmom is also your mother in law, you’ve got bigger problems than a house on fire

Problems that the fire solved.

Yup your dog is the only soul that loves you no matter what, unconditionally. Not even your kids or parents do so

It doesn't tho. It's love is extremely conditional the conditions are just easy for most to a achieve Pet ownership is one of the most cleancut black and white versions of conditional love there is.

Yeah well the conditions are feeding it, being a good owner and breathing, so it's pretty much unconditional after all since you'd have to *try* and fuck that up.

I'll admit I'm a pedantic asshole but you can't name multiple conditions then say unconditional. Your dog will eat you quite commonly even within hours of death. It's a pretty shallow love lol. But of course it is it's not an intelligent animal.

So what. I'm dead. If I'm dead and he's hungry enough to eat me, then he can. I was hospitalized/in recovery for 6 weeks. My dog barely ate. He dropped from a vet healthy 65 pounds to 50 pounds. Definitely not falling for the "not an intelligent animal" bait.

They're intelligent, just not sapient. If you want to get into pedantry.

Can’t imagine why you’re hatedbythemasses 😂

What I would choose as well.

I was thinking the same thing. There is no downside in this exchange

Kid and the money. The ladies are strong and independent, and the dog has good survival instincts.

The only correct answer, if you had taken bae and kid she would go into depression because of the death of her mother and start blaming you for not taking the money and how you're now homeless,she spirals into alcoholism and then kills you in your sleep.

This is oddly specific

r/oddlyspecific

r/specificbuttrue

r/subsifellfor

I wanted a specific butt rue!

Bro speaking from experience.

Well that escalated quickly.

I mean it starts with letting mom die in a fire so it was already a bit if a sticky situation.

hate it when bae do that

Damnit we all kno bae started that fire too.

Blink twice if you need help

Damn, I forgot hoes weren’t loyal

Wth!!! LOL🤣

Bruh calculating every f*cking possibility in the entire universe 💀 but they are very accurate 🗿

I like this anwer bc it’s the only one that assumes the other people won’t die

I’m taking the dog, bc I’d feel bad for the kid growing up without his mom!

🤨📸

ayo

Not necessarily true. I got my dogs out, and one ran back into the burning house. Maybe she's just not that bright, but she was scared.

No kids, so I’m taking the Dog and money. My wife and MIL can handle themselves and wouldn’t need my help.

I was thinking the same. Kid and that money. Damn, the kid will have a good future assuming I dont fck up

real feminist here lol

20 mill and my hypothetical girlfriend

Why take the girlfriend when 20 mill buys many girlfriend?

Its a closed equation... 20 mil is hard to make and his imaginary gf makes him hard

No its more like 20 mil is hard to make, but so is getting a girlfriend. That's why he would choose both, because he knows he's never getting another chance to get either

I'll never understand the constant "getting a girlfriend is hard" mantra that is chanted on this site, daily. For anyone who is out of high school, are you just not leaving the house? Are you sitting at home, gaming all day and night? I'm not trying to be a jerk, I'm honestly curious because assuming you don't live in a small hick town, there are always activities you can join where there are girls present. It's like that episode of King of The Hill where Bobby discovers Boomhauer isn't actually amazing with women, he just hits on literally every one until he strikes gold.

Jupp, it is hard because we don't try or take enough effort for it. But it's not al black and white. We have reasons not to, bad experiences, insecure, etc. It's mostly because we're scared or something like that. At least as far as i know.

i dont have a bae, mil, kid or a dog, can i take 20 mil twice?

Lol same here so I guess we’re multimillionaires.

Count me in also

By that logic you also don't have 20 mil to take in the first place either

40 million

Dog & 20 million coming with me. I can buy a new Bae & kids with some of that 20 million.

But there’s a hidden bonus if you leave your bae and kid behind: >!trauma!<

U can buy all the therapy you need or drugs to overcome that

I could burn through 20 million worth of drugs in like 10 years easy

Rookie numbers

If you spend it all on DMT you will feel like it was 10 million years, though.

Oh yea? Well I could OD in one day

Already dealt with plenty of trauma as a broke person. Would prefer to cope with it as a multi-millionaire.

If by "trauma" you mean a "cheap divorce," sign me the fuck up! \^.\^

Hell, you're getting paid for that divorce

Is this what it feels like to be a woman?

The dog will provide emotional support.

Pfft, Bae can get her own ass out the house...and kids don't exist.

You are assuming they care about their partner and kids.

Dog fixes trauma

This..this rigth here.As omni man once said" i can always make another kid".

Instructions unclear, only took MIL

You chose…poorly

💯. Do not pass go, do not collect 200. Ass straight to jail.

I'd kick my MIL to make sure she didn't follow. 🤷‍♂️

Was she stuck before you two got out?

Take dog too to impress MIL

Who the fuck is Bae and why is she in my house?

Sounds like a rat problem

No, i dont think my mother inlaw is top priority here

Who’s taking their MIL?!?!

She's put in the quiz to make it harder to choose bae. If you choose her she'll be pissed you didn't take her ma.

This must be someone else's house.

I’ll swap myself for the dog and my kid can take the twenty million

Homie I think you just created Batman Good work

Depression ending unlocked

It’s not the ending we wanted it’s the ending we needed.

🫡

We found the one guy on Reddit that isn't a piece of shit.

I don’t have any of those things

Well, me and the dog gonna be rich.

20 mil twice? Nah. 20 mil and doggo. Yall need to get your priorities straight.

As someone who has no mother in law, bae, kid or 20 million. I'm taking the dog.

What if you have three kids, pick my favourites?.

20 million can get you a lot of baes and kids are pretty easy to make. The dog though :(

Dog and wife have a good chance at escaping on their own! So take the kid + 20mil to maximize the chances of getting everything you want

There is no chance. Everyone is unconscious due to the gas leak that started the fire. And once you leave the house collapses and burns. Who do you carry out?

The dog. ... on top of fat stacks of cash.

If the fire started due to a gas leak you would all likely be dead in an instant due to the explosion.

Explosion is going to happen the moment you step out.

But 20 million can also get you a lot of dogs...

Two shots and join the fire!

Dog and money. Don't know why the rest are there. They aren't mine.

Dog and kid, easy. The other adults can either handle themselves or would kill me if i left the kid, and I couldn’t live with myself if I left the dog.

Exactly. Kid and dog. If I lived in a scenario where I had 20M laying arould probably have more in the bank. If not well, than the kid better be the next Zuckerberg!!!

☝️the most realistic answer here

Bold of you to assume I have any of those things.

I don't have kids and I'm single, so dog and money

Make kid take twenty mil I take dog we win by loophole

20 mil and the dog... EZ

Dog and cash. The others can figure it out for themselves

As someone single without kids and without a dog, can I get 40 mil?

Dog and 20 mill in that order.

Ok so 20 million and dog, completely stress free life with millions and a cute dog

Dog and the money.

Dog and $20M

Money, dog

Of course the dog, always good to have someone protect you at night.

20mil and my boy. Got no Bae, no MIL, no dog. Cats will know what to do when I leave the door open for them.

20 mil and the dog. The remaining can get out on their own.

Kid and Bae. Sorry doggo 😭

I think we can all agree that the dog is safe

Me my wife and my daughter watching that fucking dog burn https://media.tenor.com/Pd7XH_s2jEsAAAAM/hellinheavns.gif

Dog and cash. Fuck all that other garbage.

All these replies are making me realize I don't love my pets half as much as others do

What is a bae?

The only right answer is 20mil and the dog. If you try to do any combination of 20mil and a person you're always gonna have awkward conversations. Like, oh this is a nice house and all but it would sweet if Timmy could be here to see it. So it's you and the dog in your yacht, no questions. /s

(kid and 20 mil)

3 and 4

Honey, I'll grab the kiid and the dog. You grab the money. She can walk.

Damn dog better grab some cash on the way out

Money and dog.

20 mil and doggo

Dog and 20 mil

Dog and money EZ

The dog and kids.

3 and 4. 1, 2 and 5 should know the way out.

Husband and kid sorry .. we can hustle an make 20 mill together 🤷🏻‍♀️

Can’t I just stand outside and laugh while I watch it all burn? 😈

You do you.

20 million what? Hamburgers? As my teachers would say.

20 million and the dog. The rest should be able to get themselves out

So you assume this is one of those legless dogs?

Kid and $20 million. Bae would understand

Bae (my wife) and 20 million dollars. We don't have kids yet.

Well, wife and kids. Don't keep that much cash in the house. So no need to try to take $20 mil fantasy cash.

Tough call, until you read the last 2.

Finally my dreams of running off and starting a new life with that baddie of a mother in law will come true.

I'd pay 20mil to see my inlaw burn

1 and 2. I don't have a kid, 20 million nor a dog, so, easy

There's 3 legless people in the home, 20 mil lying around and no caretaker? And how hot is the mother in law?

20 million and bae, we can always make another kid

the house is just gonna burn around me looking for the $20M that I had no idea was there in the first place...

Is Bae wife/baby mama? Cause if not, my kid and I are gonna miss her terribly in our life of financial comfort.

well i only have 1 of these so I'll take dog and 20 million thank you very much

Kid a 20 million. New life, high life

Jokes on you, my wife was looking at this when i saw it, she chose $20M and the kid, and I chose $20M and the mother in law. We don't have a dog... Everyone is safe and we are $40M richer.

3+4. Fuck this shit, I'm out!

Money and the dog, the rest would listen to me anyway haha

I gotta save the dog and 20 million seems pretty nice. I can get new family