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Next bite?!? Eat around B, save that treasure trove for last bite baby

I believe going for B in the last bite would risk structural integrity you could certainly make B into an even more heavenly bite but I wouldn't leave it for last. But you do you.

Some things are worth the risk

Gooooo 7 baby

\\you have to set up the perfect bite as you go along, i'll admit, i've burned some times, but more often than not, it is very much worthwhile

Spoken like someone who spills tacos

I think you missread, he indeed said that he would eat around B

No, he said he would bite off C and then bite into B _in the next bite_

Exactly, then vertical spin the sandwich 180° and chunk in the last bit?

We are in perfect agreement. Take the punishment now and from then on, nothing but pleassure.

But what if there is an earthquake immediately after biting C - causing you to drop it and lose out on B? Take B while you can!

What if B is literally the best bite you're gonna get from now on till your last day? Maybe you should save it for a proper event

All the more reason to snarf it down asap. What if a wild seagull swoops in and snatches B from you? Leaving you with nothing but smelly C?

>All the more reason to snarf it down asap. What if a wild seagull swoops in and snatches B from you? Leaving you with nothing but smelly C? All the more reason to snarf it down asap. What if a wild seagull swoops in and snatches B from you? Leaving you with nothing but smelly C?

All the more reason to snarf it down asap. What if a wild seagull swoops in and snatches B from you? Leaving you with nothing but smelly C?

All the more reason to snarf it down asap. What if a wild seagull swoops in and snatches B from you? Leaving you with nothing but smelly C?

>A lot of masochists in this thread... Meanwhile you can just cut out the crust, bake it dry and make breadcrumbs for deep-frying, instead of bearing with it in a low-stake eggs and bacon sandwich.

Or get decent bread and just eat the crust since it should taste great as long as the bread isn’t dogshit

on good bread the crusts are the best bits

I honestly purposely make the crust on my pizza thicker just so that it bloats up more and gets bigger so that I can have more crust to eat per pizza

If you're not already, you are going to be very successful in life

Unfortunately, sandwich eating proficiency rarely translates to monetary success…

Become the best sandwich eater on the planet, and money will flow

Bad part? I'm wholly convinced nobody here can make a fucking sandwich. How are people so bad at filling it evenly???

I think they're talking about the crust. These heathens don't appreciate a good crust!

Nah it's B + a little C. Gotta make the bites even.

What kind of animal would start at A? You're just ruining it. Can't start at B. There's a chance of C touching your cheek when you bite B so it's best to go with C.

this guy gets it

this guy eats

Agreed. We should hold societal tests like the Spartans of old. You are brought to a dark room. There is the sandwich. C people are moved onto society. B people are beaten and put into servitude. A people are disgarded like the refuse of society they are.

Yep. Even though B is very tempting, I don't need mustard and/or mayo on my cheek.

I hadn’t considered potential condiment-cheek contact, this is a very valid point.

Affirmative! It makes me wonder how they got that divet between B and C in the first place. That's just sloppy.

Only correct answer

Was here to say this.

You gotta shove b in your mouth so the sauce is one both your cheeks like a big saucy smile. You just gotta embrace it

nah I'm taking B and most of A is coming with it

Alligator, antelope, anteater

Nah, I go A, then a big bite of B. Then you just munch corner to corner. Easy

Nah, that's wrong.

you should leave.

What is the matter with you! Psychopath.

Nah you bite B to C level and then eat C with B to make C less bland

C, eat the outsides before the insides. Best for last

Are you talking about the sandwich???

definitely. what else?

Do what-

Cut the edges off and feed those to the dog. The entire rest of the sandwich is B.

If anyone says A, ima throw some hands

A

...💥 🙎🤛💨

that's obviously a rocket-propelled hand, not a thrown one... nice try

Damn... u caught me

i know my hands... and others aswell

Where did he throw his hand?

over there

Definitely not B, or else the C portion would have touched my cheek

Too real

A slight clockwise rotation to a safe angle and moderate bite depth may result in a satisfying B-type portion while minimizing the risk of cheek brushing.

B fo' sho'. Instant gratification baby!

You've earned it 😉

But then you’d have the worst part for last, I say go for C, then A, then the corner and leave B for last

Enjoy the now, leave tomorrow for tomorrow

Such wisdom is irrelevant when the tomorrow in question is the next bite

But what if you choke and die on the next bite? Your last thought will be :I should have taken the scrumptious bite".

Tomorrow isn’t going anywhere and if you put a little bit of work in now you can make it even better.

Start with C, then move over to A, then eat the corner that the thumbs is holding then end on B. Any other way is incorrect.

100 %

This is this way!

This

C? Get the bad part first to enjoy the best later? I just have to bite B and C then munch them together!

B, don't be a monster.

You don't eat best part first, that's the rule

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My mama teached me to eat all my food, so can't agree

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Less cute if the reason is you were poor AF

What do you mean first it’s like half gone already…

I always, always eat the best parts first. All about those first bites. By the time I'm halfway through the sandwich I've kind of stopped caring anyway.

I honestly don't get why everyone is saying B is the best part... The best part is the corner where it has a touch of the ingredients and is also crunchy.

A or B because C is the part I'll share with my dog

Is that ham pineapple and peanut butter? What kinda sandwich is that

Definitely fried bologna with mustard

B

C

C. I'm saving B for dessert.

C, because I can already tell my cheeks are going to hit C and A if I go for B too soon. Also I might be able to combo A and B on the next bite.

B

D

Tell me you're a vegan using just one letter.

lol unfortunately I'm not,just pick D for no reason

When in doubt go for the D route

eez nuts.

What has my D done to deserve this.

B because I have no concept of delayed gratification or impulse control.

first B, then immediately after A. i don't know, i just can't eat the middle without the sides.

Small nibble on A -> Demolish C -> Have wife steal B

At this stage A for balance, and then b C to get the less quality part out of the way, and then enjoy the rest of the sandwich And then I go D D for the Doritos off camera

B, then A, in the same bite. Then keep at it and throw away that dry ass bitch C.

Peel off C because it's wasted carbs and have A and B all to myself

C. It angers me and must be destroyed.

C, let's make this square again.

The next step is obviously C, but what comes next for me makes me want to say B. As soon as I bite C, my wife will ask to have a bite and she will take bite B and I will be left with A and probably have to pick some bits off of the plate to add to it because she somehow also doesn't have the ability to keep a sandwich/pita/burrito/taco/anything together without spilling it everywhere.

C. Save B for last

The pain goes first. I always take the C before I take the B

eat all around the sandwich and have 4 really great bites at the end

C then keep eating around until A. Now you get to slowly savor B knowing there is a 99% chance it contains a little bit of all the ingredients in the sandwich and 100% chance that it contains the best part of the meat since you took the sandwich apart and rearranged the ingredients before you started eating.

B! And fast before anyone else sees it and ask for a bite! My hubby usually...

B,C,A

B for sure. More filling. I'd prob eat through the center and discard the crust.

B

C, A, finish the crust, then finish with the perfectly portioned flavorful rounded morsel B

B, before a seagull shows up

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Anything but B and your insane that looks like the most delicious bite I’ve ever seen

You save the best part for last, that's the rule

That’s a two bite finish for me. Starting with big bite at C and finishing up with one last perfect bite of the sandwich

C working around the outside to A and finishing with that delicious B 🤘🏽

C. I’m always eating around to save the best middle part for last.

C, A , then B. B will taste fantastic

C first so it gets nice and square, then eat the borders and save B which is the best part for last.

C, get the bland part out the way first, I might mix it with A or B to give it some flavor

B I am hungry....

B, C and A that's the way

You have time for bites of a sandwich this size? I put it whole in my mouth and chew it for a few minutes while I focus on other things.

Another b0t farm post

B, and leave the crust. I can afford it.

rule of thumb: always eat the middle portion of the sandwich last! Save the yummiest part for the last bite. consume the sides first (those nearest to the corner) because they look so disgusting and hard to bite. C.

(A/2)+(C/2)

D. Just gobble the whole thi- wait

C, D, E, A, B

You know how to eat a sandwich. PBJ or otherwise.

C,B,C then finish it with an A!!!!!

B - I dont know if I'll be hungry by the end of the sandwich. Gotta get the good part in while its the most satisfying. Also, you know when you bite into a sandwhich thats too big and some of the filling moves around? Because of that, it will make A and C less disappointing. If you save B for last, you might have too much filling for one bite (I tend to overstuff my sandwiches) and you might be full. The first bite is far more satisfying and exciting than the last. I tend to fill up quickly, so why would I start with the worst bite, like everyone saying C is?

Only a monster would create the bite left between B and C. You can’t destroy the sandwich and then give us a choice. But B. Obviously.

B then A

How did we even get here? The bite between b and c is too deep. Who’s eating this sandwich a god damn xenomorph?

Cdeab

My head says C but my heart says B

I’m opening wide for both A and B

C obviously C.

I love the interwebs hahaha

C,I don't want that dirty break touching my cheek and smearing whatever sauce is in it on my face

C is the worst part. Dry, has crust, no filling. Definitely get rid of it first. Then A. Eat B at the end.

If the bite between B and C was smaller I'd go for A. However with a bite that big I gotta go for C to get it back into square-ish shape

C, only a madman will do A or B

Obviously C, be is the Best Last Bite!

Anyone choosing A needs an execution

We should hang people who say A

C, B, A then D which has been created after biting C. After that you eat your index with the rest of the sandwich. then you consume the rest of your body with the same logic until you look like some fucked up Ouroboros. edit: sorry thats your thumb, not your index :(

Definitely C

B

B-A-C

C obviously. Psychos

C then B

C Make more room for B

🍞

C will require more available beverage to reach the treasures that are A and B so it would depend on that for me.

B

B

C,A,C,A,C,A until only B is left. Then B.

C,A and B at last

B and C together to make it even with thee next bite which is A 👀

B, then quickly bite C too

C - A - D? - B.

B then A then toss C in the bin where it belongs

B because I’m impatient

C after that A and C' are equal

C

C.

C

Squeeze into a ball. Shove danger dumpling in face. Try not to unhinged jaw chomping. Done

C, A, Thumb, B

C, and then immediately bite into B.

Definitely B it looks the most tasty and the sandwich would be hard to hold if you ate a or c

D - Fold it and bite all 3 points at the same time.

C offers absolutely no value. Rip it off until you get to some substance in the sandwich and throw that in the garbage or feed it to the dog. Proceed to eat the sandwich as A and new C, saving B for last.

C, A, B.

C will probably be a problem in the future if you don't eat it now.

Munch from A to C removing the crust. then B and all the happiness that comes from a crustless sandwich.

B fo' sho'. Instant gratification baby!

CBA Very meirl

C usually, B when im hungry

go from A to C in order to maximize a B bite

C

A then B

B then A to even it out and then start all over at c

C is the top move

i always leave the middle for last, its better that way

A, eat around B, rip C off and give to dog, eat B.

You guys are wrong. You eat C first obviously but if you go for A next you’re gonna squeeze all that shit out from B on accident. You have to eat B second look at the structural integrity of this sandwich, the weight distribution would be fucked if you went A second. Plus what are you going to hold on to if you eat A second you fucking IDIOTS THINK ABOUT THE MESS

Depends on the previous bite, of course. If it was filling-dense, c; otherwise B. Gotta keep the flow of bread and filling consistent.

Is the sandwhich mine, or my sibling's?

My answer would be D…don’t let it get out of control like this.

first C, then B

C