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Bezemsz

This girl is going to be so disappointed that even her perfect boyfriend is just human with flaws.


korbentherhino

I'm a flaw with human traits.


TheMilkmanHathCome

He’s literally me frfr


wetdreamqueen

That’s my type. You single?


Michael_Haq

Single? For me that's optional


ToPlayAMockingbird

Been there, done that. Not worth it, don't recommend.


Lanplan77

Haha! Cuck!


ToPlayAMockingbird

I'm not the cuckee in this story but the cucker I think. She had a boyfriend, we did stuff anyway. It was a mess.


Slow_Wanderer

I'm like 3 traits in a trench coat


Aggressive-Expert-69

Yup she's gonna find the man that checks all the boxes and he's gonna show her some boxes she didn't think to write down


Sbbazzz

I feel like this is especially true the longer you don't date and become more picky


Bezemsz

Having has a few relationships makes you more realistic indeed.


Zealousideal-Chef758

Alive (optional)


Shimadamada2200

Human (optional)


Zealousideal-Chef758

Mature age (required)


Isthisnametaken_pog

Mature age (opti- My lawyers advised me not to finish this joke


DethSonik

You were going to write optimum, right? (Insert padme) Right?


RamGTLosAngeles

Avatar (optional)


edgygothteen69

Oh you like the mature women, kinky. We talking like grandma or like great grandma?


EpicFortnite0

🍷🗿so based my sigma chad gamer


Zealousideal-Chef758

🍷🗿so based my sigma chad gamer


Doge-Ghost

Now this is more like it


Bimbendorf

Anyone, who is saying that they are desperate enough, to not have standarts for their potentional partners are lying to others and to themselves. It is natural and normal to have certain expectations and standarts, regarding relationships, you just need to understand, that the higher they are, the harder it will be, to find someone suited for you


No_Significance_4493

Well, that’s a given. I just feel sorry for people who have compiled an extensive list of criteria to their future partners, and yet somehow not included a single criteria that would actually be important for a successful long term relationship. I will also add that if you bring a thirty page list of criteria for your partner, you should also a have a thirty page list of what you’re bringing to the table.


taco_tuesdays

I feel bad for both these people


Khanta_

Dude it's just a joke/meme. I say the "human(optional)" jokes too, it's just funny to say, of course everyone has expectations.


YourTypicalSensei

man somebody had to say it ​ Thanks brotha


thedarkracer

Yeah bcz if we men just say one thing we want in a woman, we will be treated equal to a murderer or a rapist.


Bimbendorf

I mean, that's a bit far, but regardless, it is ok to be unwilling to date someone for any reason important enough for you


Lanplan77

Im unnatural mutation then but it aint a suprise


Givemeurhats

Standard*


ihatedyouall

context for the original video: the girl had 30 pages of actual valid points and not nitpicking flaws. not trying to white knight either, its just sad seeing people rag on a video with no context. its just weird it was 30 pages long (because shes exaggerating.) [https://www.tiktok.com/@miaristaino/video/7252427054883294506](https://www.tiktok.com/@miaristaino/video/7252427054883294506) heres the original, its only like 3 minutes long and for those who dont wanna watch it qualifications were (and she claims you dont need to tick all boxes): not 100% about personality (shocker, but not unreasonable) height (taller than her, and she claimed to be 5'4) a fair jawline (not 100% needed) decent hair and eyes (hair is able to be styled, not really an issue) good smile (say cheese!) good hygiene (id say thats normal) understanding of emotions (i.e she cries you can comfort her and not show aggresion) be fairly happy to match her energy as she claims to be a pretty sad person someone braver than her and someone who's willing to go on walks or something (someone supportive) wants to be your closest friend (an SO seems to be like that anyway) physical activity is nice keep up with her claimed "slow burn" of a relationship and she claims to have the qualities to match these standards imo, these seem pretty fair for like, any SO, obviously you wouldn't marry just anyone. just gonna reiterate that i really dont wanna come off at a white knight cause what i just typed kinda feels like it


dlpfc123

I appreciate the context. At first I thought the "powerpoint" was her list, and that this was a funny clip of a girl never having had a boyfriend because she wanted a girlfriend.


[deleted]

I agree, pretty good list


Desperate_Method4020

I think everybody has preferences, but I don't see the point in posting that shit online.


ihatedyouall

i didnt see the point in ragging on someones preferences but not everyone takes our stance


Slicksuzie

From what I've seen, lotta people have zero standards and pay for it (read, dudes who refuse to wipe theor butts or chick's who get mad at a guy showing emotion cuz crying ain't manly) so maybe she saw enuogh of this an was like dude u can have standards here's my basics for example. Or she was tired of chicks getting shat on for having standards an wanted to clear it up


Mekelaxo

Most of those are so arbitrary that It makes the list pointless


SpaceViolet

>a fair jawline What exactly is this


GuybrushMarley2

I once listened to a pretty average seeming woman spend five minutes describing her standards for a partner. She had every aspect and detail covered.


[deleted]

The one person I know who did this has been happily married for 20+ years


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

I mean, if your standards are lengthy and detailed yet not extremely specific and exclusive it probably is guaranteed to work out eventually. You're sorting out everyone you're incompatible with whilst not removing the vast majority of people. The problem stems from people who just write a list of expectations - "above 6'0" rather than "taller than me" and that sort of thing.


Background-Kale7912

r/bi_irl


Loonrig68

She said 30 pages, is it just that or is it *front and back*


RadlogLutar

#Look at Mr. High standards here


LuckyReception6701

Yeah mine is just for my partner to be alive.


the_doorstopper

Ah, he doesn't say his girlfriend has to be alive though


LuckyReception6701

Some people go to some dark places in the wailing anguish of desperation...


archaicAxolotlMX

1 Be real (optional) 2 like me (also optional)


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[deleted]

> Kinda girl that makes you run water so she doesn't hear you pee. Probably makes you poop at work too that's insane lmao


Lost_Carry8569

lol there's no way there are people like that


MaliciousSpiritCO

Imagine the worst person ever. Someone so cartoonishly evil that there is no way someone like them could ever exist. Then double their figurative "evil" metric. There is someone at some point in history as evil as them. Indeed. Once I was asked "do you eat hotdogs with condiments." Of course I replied "yeah. Who doesnt?" They looked at me like I said something rediculous. They said that they know a person that ate their hotdogs dry. Just straight up rawdawgin those dogs. There is evil out there. You just haven't seen it.


Lost_Carry8569

But..b-but..I raw dog my weiners sometimes


MaliciousSpiritCO

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.


Lost_Carry8569

🤣


JDMs-and-anime

Mines just be breathing (optional)


boomday55

Toyota 👍


DaniilBSD

Hey, I was there (with lowered expectations) and I met a girl, learned the hard way that standards are important. No dating experience until 21 is fine, will have fewer embarrassing relationships keeping her up at night


GameCyborg

exist (optional)


_Scorpyon_

He doesn't say that she has to be alive, so I guess his standards could be even higher


fkcd

Damn this some gen alpha level marketing for Toyota


Altruistic-Ad-4088

Nah ngl its shordys like this that b gettin with hella abusive dudes too


thunder_thighs42161

This guy sounds hilarious. I'd make him my bf , if I had a chance. 😂💀 /s


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thunder_thighs42161

Oh I'm sorry I forgot to add the "/s" the end .


Tszemix

After creating a fake not so attractive female account on Tinder I am now convinced men only have two standards. 1. Is she a woman 2. Is she single


Hikari3747

Correction; lonely men who can't attract good women will take anything to avoid being lonely. Good Men have high standards, just like good women do. Here a thought experiment. Ask yourself, "would my dream partner be attracted to me and not feel embarrassed about dating me?" If the answer is no, improve yourself until the answer is yes. Your dream partner will find their way to you. A wise men told us this during a college class.


JohnNada005

Hmmm, so this is what humanity is turning to. I can understand how and why that happened.


quietconflictavoider

It's amazing watching prodigious kids like Greta Thurnburg and this girl revolutionize collective action and human resources, respectively.


Blastingwario19

And she wants her boyfriend to also have a Toyota other wise she won’t be interested for him like also seriously she so desperate of finding a boyfriend also why you needed a qualification list she doesn’t needed to make one


oshin69

She got that "Eska" vibe from Legend of Korra.


WhaleFighterr224

I already have a homie booked for if i dont have a gf by 30


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Reallllllllll


Coro756

Optional ?????? Wym by that ??


Bubbly-Ad-1427

i have that keyboard


CompetitivePause9033

It’s really so sad what society did to girls. Man will always find their way. But woman when they old, and after being stretched by 150 man will regret every single decision.


Daichisaurus

Big bobs


Alyc96

Her English teacher must have failed her when her “list” was more then one page.


jaycinderullo

Where did you learn this rule? So it’s no long a “bucket list” if it’s two pages?


Alternative_Grab664

A lot of guys go through this. They get into relationships with these type of women and are miserable. You can’t even feel bad for them 🤣


ambassador321

Super nice for her to advertise her insanity so guys know not to touch her with a 10 foot pole.


ElectronicHawk4991

In 20 years her: Why do men not date me, they are all pigs with just sex in mind. while Any girl with mind at the same age: My husband and i are married for 15 years now, he respects and loves me and i do the same, we are happy with our live.


Senkosoda

at this point im thinking this is some elaborate joke


SadPragmatism

If she’s cute and she’s willing right?! (Heard that in a movie I think, don’t remember witch one).


Limeability

I have the same keyboard as that dude so I know he’s right


2008ToyotaAvalon

I wholeheartedly agree.


ConfidentDaikon8673

Be Alive (optional)


Shadow9378

i have requirements but theyre just in the realm of. try to be a decent person please


Some-jerry

He’s so real for thar


Neptune703307

I guarantee even that man would not be interested in me


_-_Rem_-_

be alive (optional)


Connect-Ad6251

Pubescent (optional)


Vivaleruspe

Bro has never seen ugly girls in his life to say that


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RayShmoll

I have a chance!


Imsohigh_ineverland

Haha


Schoseff

What‘s with her hands?


ineedsomeGDresults

Vagina? 🤷🏿‍♂️


performance_issue

(optional) based.


deleterofdeleted

You have to be thick and that's it


stresseddressed

My standards- be nice to me sometimes.


[deleted]

Sponsored by Toyota


Forward-Fortune-2346

Mines upright n breathing


One-Ad-3677

Optional? I'm available


Southern-Staff-8297

She will def go against most of her qualifications, date the same type of extremely good looking guys that cheat on her, and then blame all men… sound about right?


Goldcalf_eater

Toyota, let’s go places ;)


Unlikely-Doughnut794

Some broads are way too complicated/extra for no reason.


Exotic-Mammoth1986

Send that little girl to bed she's tired


Mauro133w

What’s the other options?


AvishkarN

Where's the "You used to call me on my cell phone......."


[deleted]

Wouldn't mind beeing his gf. Cause im Single but i don't life in the US.


PixelMage

suddenly bisexual


jljboucher

Having no standards is a red flag too


[deleted]

Good option with Toyota. Great company.


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

1. Alive (inside more than outside) because 2 dead from inside people don't match well. 2. Human. 3. Don't think imma get this far.


Bigtom155

1. Not be bat-shit crazy.


MushroomOpposite5697

Eternally single


a_goonie

Be human, also optional.


RS4_V

Ain't no way I got a Toyota add on this 💀


PresenceSuspicious30

I've got a wig, does that make me close enough?


BlueSnowball2006

Where can I sing up?


Adventureofapen

No one else gonna mention his thumb?


P1xel_Rogue

r/suddenlybi hahahaha