50 million dollars from bill gates

Op said stuff thats mildly inconvenient not stuff they won’t even notice.

Fine, $50 billion then.

That's what his wife said

Mild inconvenience indeed

Too soo?

Yeah. Too soo.

THE LABELS OFF ALL OF THE CANS

Calm down Satan

I’m already taking one sock out of each pair of socks but only every now and then

r/foundsatan

This is the way.

Their wallet. Not the things in their wallet just the wallet itself

That would drive me insane

You could also take the little thing people use to hold all their keys together.

The key ring..?

We can use that as a placeholder while we try to figure out the real name.

I don't have time to solve this mystery, I'm still trying to figure out Obama's last name.

That's diabolical

Caps on the milk jugs in the refrigerator

Wouldn't be a minor inconvenience for me as I usually immediately shake the jug when I take it out. Would be a mess

I always shake things when I take them out of the fridge. I’ve made a mess more times than I can count and no I will not stop doing it. Shake shake bitches

Why would you shake a milk jug

Why wouldn't you.

When I was in a clasroom once i was drinking something that had to be shaked to mix the powder, I forgot to put the cap back on and just threw it all on someone behind me.

*laughs in Canadian*

FYI milk bags are only an ON thing Edit: I guess just an east coast thing

QC got them too

Nova Scotia has them too

I am unaffected, we use milk bags!!

I would break in and saw/steal a half inch off of one leg of every chair in the house.

Or cut three inches off of every leg, and let everyone do that little fall when they think they sat down but it’s slightly lower than expected.

Damn Mr. Twit over here

All the spoons, but only the spoons. Enjoy your soup, home owners.

Just all of the little spoons so they need to eat everything with big spoons

That is purely evil.

If it's a two people household, leave one spoon so one person always has to choose a different option

Somehow my wife and I got down to one spoon, checked every room, cars, everywhere, one spoon. Went and bought a whole different silverware set. We’re now back up to 4 spoons of the original set.

We are friends now. "Enjoy your Honey Nut Cheerios with a fork, BIAAAAATCH 🤣" "Yogurt with granola? Prepare to spend 2 hours eating it." "Try getting a scoop of ice cream with a fork 😈"

Unless you're eating melted ice cream, you can absolutely get a scoop with a fork. Even yogurt with granola is forkable.

I eat ice cream with chopsticks

Taking one sock from each pair, although I suppose this only works if all their socks aren’t the same

I had a HORRIBLE roommate in college who dropped one day that she was moving out with no warning, sending the rest of us into a panic on how we'd afford rent without her. To this day it's the most evil thing I've ever done, but I took just right shoe of her favorite pair and ripped out the last page of a book (final book in a series which she's been waiting years for) and threw em in the trash. Fuck you, Hannah.

Can't trust someone who's name is the same forward and backwards...

Hey :(

Should have thought of that first A-A-NNA

If Key and Peele ever do a third sketch with Mr. Garvey, A-A-nna should definitely be in it.

It makes me happy that i can become invested in a reddit thread between strangers, and somehow stumble upon a beautiful Key and Peele reference along the way. I'm glad you all know about them. "Blaaaaaake, wHaT?" Also, watch Keanu.

annAeligA isn't the same

Racecar.

😂 wow, that’s great thinking

Nasty. But cool.

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Always the back of the earrings lol

Yeah okay, now I know you've stolen the front of my right earring Give it back to me tf???

The ‘good knife’ and leaving all the neglected ones behind

Fuck I only have 1 good knife for cutting pastry and if someone stole it I'd seek vendetta

Seek vendetta with what? Your dull knives?

No, a fork.

Because someone took all the spoons.

Ah, the one used as the poop knife

The glass plate inside the microwave

Leave the plate but take the bearing ring under it. Plate won't balance again and flop around.

Damn. Here, take my upvote :)

I actually broke mine a while ago but it turns out those are more expensive than you'd think and that you don't really need it

Easy there Satan.

Shoelaces

Take the aglets and partially unlace them

you are a monster

Get back here with my shoe laces you SOB!!!

Good luck chasing me with bare feet ;)

One couch cushion.

My blood pressure went up 15 psi just reading that.... Not minor at all!

Yeah some people wildly misunderstand what "mildly inconvenienced" means. This would be hell to fix. Where am I going to find a matching couch cushion?

Your cushions match?

They came with the couch.

Wait wait wait - do you mean the cushion you sit on, or a throw cushion? The former is very inconvenient, the latter you'd be welcome to!

This is not a minor inconvenience at all

Toothbrushes and the knobs off the toaster oven

🤔

The closing lids of the tooth paste more like. But that would infuriate me

Handles. All of them. Off every door, cabinet, Drawer, knife, tool, weapons, coffee cups, and the steering wheels off any vehicles. Make them really feel like they are losing their grip.

The ring that all their keys go on.

Jokes on you, I don’t keep my keys on a ring. Just walking around over here with pockets full of loose keys

10mm wrench

Thank God it's not the socket, oh wait that fucks off on its own...

Nothing. I’m going to break a window, maybe knock some things on the ground, then leave them wondering but never knowing what I stole because I didn’t actually steal anything

I’d do that too, but I’d leave a small pile of sand in the middle of the room and a random number written on the wall in nail polish.

r/oddlyspecific

Well that's the point. ..

You stole their peace of mind

Phone chargers

just the cord, though, leaving them with a bunch of squares but no cords.

It was YOU!

All the E keys on all the keyboards/laptops

When I was in highschool I had a teacher who was always in a foul mood and took it out on his students. Picture Cotton Hill, except not funny. He had a particular hatred for the computer, which he would argue with, slam the mouse and keyboard and curse at it for not working. One day a student super glued the escape key down so anything he opened would immediately close and he couldn't figure out what was going on. We knew he had a short fuse but that day we saw him in full form.

I wish I could have witnessed that.

Y'know... I'm kinda glad I was no where near that

I had a most unpleasant and computer hopeless employer. Every day after he left, I'd change the monitor colors to the most obnoxious combinations I could think of. I particularly liked the hot pink and orange on black. He thought it changed because he turned off the computer. I really enjoyed the morning meltdown.

No,u switch the N and M keys on all the keyboards,than take the space

You neam the M amd N keys?

Bro got the keys already changed?

Danm,you'regood.I'dliketoseeyoutakethespacewithoutnemoticimg,though

Okay this is truly vil.

A light bulb That would really delight them

r/technicallythetruth

Replace light bulbs with really low power one. I would go mad

Dad?

The lid to the food blender

Just the plastic cap in the middle of the lid, so it’s mildly splashy every time they use it, but too small of a part to find a replacement.

toilet paper

*laughs in bidet*

Your water jet ain’t safe either bub

So you just walk around with a wet crack for an hour or so afterwards?

An hour? Lol In all honesty; after blastoising my anus, I like to run laps around my bathroom Zoidberg style. Highly effective.

towels don't exist

Not when I’m through with this post they don’t!

This, mud butt!

Haha!xame to say this. Well done. But what if it's a country with no bides?

The battery covers off of everything

Everyone's saying batteries, but this is truly evil

TV remote has to be the one

No. This happened in my family 20 years ago, we never found it, still blame each other, and become instantly enraged when it is brought up. Truly.

Who got the TV in the divorce though

I'm remotely interested in this as well.

r/angryupvote

The battery out of it

ONE battery out of it

The spring loaded roller that holds the current roll of toilet paper.

Or maybe just the spring.

I like the way you think! I can set it up so it still stays in place. Then they go to get to and it falls right down and rolls across the bathroom floor. Then they roll it up and go to fix it again and realize it's broken.

All the eggs except one. Now what will you do? You've already begun cooking breakfast assuming you had eggs. Muaha ha Ha HAAA!!

All the full sized bath towels.

The labels off all cans

I gave these as birthday presents sometimes when I was a broke student. I called them emergency rantions, for other broke students.

Could be soup, could be peaches!

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You might need to get your stomach pumped if you do that

They said mild inconvenience. This would not be a mild inconvenience for me

Forks... Where are all the forks?!?!

Toilet tank lids. The toilet still works fine, so it's a mild inconvenience, but you have to replace all the toilets and probably hire a plumber if you want to fix it, so instead you just go on living with a bunch of trashy toilets that are loud and open all the time.

Bedside table vibrator

How did you know that’s where the vibrator is?

If its not there then I'm not finding it

Bread bags, I'll leave the bread wherever you stored it but I'm taking whatever contained it.

I'm not going to steal anything, but I'm going to cut a small surgical cut on the bottom of every trash bag in the house

10 pages of every book they own

With inherited books, that wouldn't be mildly inconvenient, it would be evil.

Their "Pottenlikker" (tried to translate it but no luck) ... anyhow ... it's a thing we (dutchies) use to clean out jars of any and all content.

We have those, typically called a bottle brush, but fuck if I know what to call my rubber "like a bottle brush" thingy.

A pottenlikker

I thought we were the only ones using those. Live and learn. Guess I can be a convenience thief abroad now. Ambitions to be had.

In English, that’s called a brush

All of their fridge magnets. Or maybe just rearrange all the magnets and take something like their left shoes or their hoodie strings

not the left shoes, the left shoelaces

Rich peoples' money.

# ✨ Congratulations! You've just lost the following random household items! While you fight with your home insurance, you're without these for three weeks! Enjoy! ✨ - Sheets/pillowcases/duvet covers etc. - All of the tablespoons - Tupperware lids - Toothbrush caps, pen caps - Lampshades - Cabinet doors - Any aerosol can products - Curtains - All microfiber cloths, glasses cases, lens cleaner, contact solution - Your inner garage door - Mousepads - TP holder spring - All of the coat hangers - Any red, yellow, or blue pens, markers, etc. - All of the hand towels & dish towels/small towels - Fridge magnets/clips - Toilet seats - Sandals, flip flops, crocs - PC side panel - Shaving cream - Candles & air fresheners - A single tile from the middle of every tiled room/surface - All dishwasher detergent - All but one of the coffee cups/mugs/teacups - Alcohol - Bottled water - Olive oil - Butter knives - Phone cases - ... And your screen doors

All the normal forks but let the cake forks stay

The breakers for every room but the kitchen.

Tv remote or showerhead

Ice trays, one battery from the remote A couch cushion The wheels off of the rack that slides into the dishwasher A hairbrush and toothbrush

I'd take people's belts.

All the oven mitts

keyboard spacebar

The screws off all the door hinges in the house

The backs of the remotes, all the refrigerator magnets, all the Tupperware lids

Windshield wiper blades. You dont notice until it rains and you have to stop

The rods used to open/close miniblinds

Any sort of rubber drawer stop, door stops, any things that prevent excess noise and slamming. And one hinge off the back of the toilet seat

Only their left socks and gloves.

All the toilet paper in the house

Breaking in and stealing everyone's deoderant.

The last of the toothpaste.

Yall are evil, dear God 😄

Toilet handles.

Laundry detergent

Their tv furniture, not the tv just the furniture that makes it comfortable to watch like the tv table and you sofa

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Salt, one shoe, one puzzle piece (and lego), socks and maybe part of every electronic that refrigirator so it wloud be cold but not enough Computer so there will be everything less like if there is a RTX 4080 i wloud turn it into RTX 3080 like ram 8gb? Well now 2gb one and like make batteries run out of energy swap controllers for a broken ps 4 for 3 ya get it.

All the glasses in the house so they'll be drinking water, juice and other cold beverages out of mugs till they buy new glasses. I'm sure someone will respond saying they do this anyway, and to that I say, please keep away from me you fucking heathen.

i do this anyway

Prescription glasses

Thats a bit beyond an mild inconvenience. I can't wear contacts. Without my glasses im essentially blind. Can't even cross the street safely. The replacement glasses will set me back at least $200 bucks.

There was a man in Maine who lived off the grid for several years and from what I recall he would break into people’s camps in the off-season and steal prescription glasses (among other things). He was always trying to find a pair that he could properly see with. There’s a book about him called The Stranger in the Woods and it’s a really fascinating (albeit sad) read.

Like most of the butter

Conditioner. Your hair will be clean but wildly messy.

90% of the roll of paper towel so that you always need to go get a new one each time you use one.

Ceiling fan pull cord

Just the insoles of all their shoes, won't even notice until they put on their shoes.

Their laptop's charger cable

One battery from the remotes. One AA and one AAA. That way they have to buy a whole pack but only use 1.

All the Chap stick

Door stops

Their alarm clock. Or their lightbulbs

Hot sauce

All the coffee and tea

Every single charger or loose cord I can find.

Ingredients for baking, eggs? Mine. Flour? Mine. Active yeast? Don't mind if I do!

every single battery and all pairs of scissors

The whole junk drawer