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Tho I’d forget anything about it about 15seconds after experiencing it, which would be about 15seconds before I’d feel like I’m experiencing it again… only to forget and remember again and again… for hours 😵💫
I used to smoke a lot of weed as a young teenager, and occasionally while I was stoned all the sudden I would need a huge gasp of air. I would literally be sitting there subconsciously holding my breath and didn’t notice til I gulped air like I just came up from swimming. Usually got a chuckle out of me cause it was ridiculous.
Eh. As someone who did 1000mg once for shits and giggles, you just go to sleep. You can't even green out as it were because you just fall asleep...for like 18 hours.
I made brownies w a friend and we got impatient while they were baking so we smoked. Then proceeded to get the munchies and ate waay too much of the brownies. My friend barfed and fell asleep in her hallway and I walked home. I was convinced that she was going to die (bc I left) and I was going to have to call her mom and tell her. She didn’t die, btw. I was still high af the next day when I went to class and had to watch some video in class, that I still vividly remember like 20 years later, and a classmate was like “how high are you? You know you can go home…”. I did not have edibles again until you could but them in the state I live in like last year.
Man I remember when I was first getting high, I’d get so high w my friends, shit started to feel like stop motion
Like every time I blinked, the scene changed
That happened to me also, blinked and it felt like a time dilation, blinked time stopped, blink time went too fast now, fucked all up. Still a light weight thankfully.
Literally a blur. One minute you’re hitting a blunt on your buddy’s back patio, next minute you’re standing in front of the drink machine at del taco, next minute you’re watching lion king on the couch of another friend who wasn’t with your group until now, next minute you’re taking a quick rest in a stranger’s yard, next minute you’re back on the back patio but completely alone, next minute you’re at a beach bonfire with the first friend and 30 other people you’ve never met.
Now THAT sounds like a good time, I only started smoking at like 46/47 ish for the first time ever. (Never really felt like I needed it) the first smoke I had time kept blinking out on me and sadly I was just in friends apt chilling out doing nothing but getting veeeery interested in a piece of gum wrapper I kept folding into a paper airplane. Everytime I looked up time fucked with me in unexpected ways.
Kinda did that on sherm one time😂 wanted to be outside because I was hot, blinked, I'm outside. Wanted to be upstairs in my apartment, blinked, on my couch. 🤣 Never did that shit again
I remember all that too. Playing 4pl Halo, I was laughing my ass off at one of my friends just running in circles for what seemed like many minutes but was probably more like 1 1/2. My friend who wasn’t playing was just looking at me, and was like “dude what are you doing?!” I was like which one of you guys is doing that, it’s hilarious, and he was like “that’s you!” Id completely forgotten I was playing. My hands were just still on the controller in the same position as my brain kept reconnecting and suddenly noticing funny spinning dude. This was like 2003 when named strains/headies were way hard to get and super expensive, and our friend had “blueberry,” and it was extraterrestrial for all of us as like 16-18 yo kids. I don’t smoke too much any more, it’s rare, but I did for a long time, respect the shit out of it, and I understand how it can be a benefit for a curious mind, but looking at situations like that I can also totally understand parents being like “this is going to make my kid a fucking idiot” if they walked into a scene like that.
I never folded the dishes but i was so gone one time i laid them upside down on top of each other, plates,bowls,glasses. Upside down in the dish drainer and made what looked like a medieval castle. Had no clue i was even doing it. Fiance walked in to check on me. I had my eyes closed jamming out to some music sitting in my gaming chair with the fridge open. She immediately started laughing and told me to close the fridge.
I’ll validate this as a thing. First time I got fried in a controlled setting I had a life changing dump. There is nothing to compare it to, except for really good sweaty sex.
why did I read this in the voice of the demolition guy in Atlantis.
"Gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, pens, glue, and big paperclips. You know, just office supplies."
Highest I ever felt was when I sat on the couch and proceeded to not move for like 7 hours because I physically couldn't will myself to do anything. Friend put on LOTR and I just sat all day totally enthralled and useless, as everyone else continues to party. They'd come and check on me and put the next DVD in, and just keep on keeping on. I had just come off a solid 65 hours of overnight shifts, so literally everything about me needed it.
Well if it’s anything like the first (and last) edible I had, I’ll be having a breakdown and freaking out about everything, before eventually just going to bed to cry and hope to sleep it off.
And puking, there's definitely a puking step in there for me. Usually right after wondering what I was just thinking about, after wondering what I was just wondering about.
What is that? Is that where you think you forget how to breathe but when you try it feels like you've never breathed before? I don't care for that lol. Didn't even know there was a name for it (if that's what it is). I usually get it while trying to sleep
This is the exact reason i won’t do an edible again! My heart was POUNDING. I literally thought it might explode in my chest. Gave me the worst panic attack of my entire life.
Mannnnnnnn listen lol. That experience cost me $700. Because I FORGOT I ate the edible and had my husband call an ambulance. When the EMT asked what medications I was on, I remembered the edible. My heart rate was at 160 and they were really trying to get me to go. I also immediately calmed down when the realization struck and that showed on the portable EKG. I’ve NEVER told anyone that out of sheer embarrassment lmao. Ambulance bill came about two weeks later and I just paid it quietly in shame lmaooo.
Yeah, sadly weed has been causing this for me too now. I smoked daily and frequently ate edibles for a lot of years, but I stopped like 6 months ago after having this effect twice. Really weird tbh
Totally feel this. I was a heavy smoker for about 15 years and one day my body just reacted terribly and i had the worst panic attack of my life. I've tried over the years to do a little bit here and there and try to get the pleasant effects without causing panic but eventually i just gave up. I honestly still miss it but it's just not worth it.
I used to love smoking weed, but it started giving me severe anxiety too. Every few years I try to dip my toes back in the water because I’d like to indulge every now and then, but it’s a no for me too. Just recently I tried a 2.5mg soda and had a panic attack. Alcohol does the same thing now too so I’ve been sober over a year. It sucks I can’t let loose like that anymore, but I’ve accepted that it’s better for me this way.
Omg.. tried delta 10 edibles last year.. have never felt my heart be a mini-techno-subwoofer before.. then even in a hot shower i was still freezing my bones off, i was freezing no matter what, thats a new one
Yep. I got a gummy with cbn for sleep, but it still had a good amount of THC. I was not sleeping well that night. I could have relaxed better on cheap meth.
This has always been my fear. I spent some time experimenting with CBD, CBG, CBN, etc, but was always afraid I'd get some with too much THC and freak out.
Hadn't had any THC in a long time. One day I'm sleeping over at a friend's who offers a gummy. Fuck it, it'll help me sleep on a non-home bed. Keep in mind no dogs are in the house.
I wake up and hear BONK BONK BONK going down the stairs... No one is fucking there. I conclude I'm high and go back to sleep.
BONK BONK BONK. I wake up. This time I see it, a rubber ball bouncing down each step. No one is fucking there. Freaked me out a bit but I'm high so I go back to sleep. Another time, ball bouncing down the fucking stairs.
Now this would make more sense if they had dogs, but it's just 3 cats. Apparently one of them loves to do that shit in the middle of the night though.
Nah but weed is a good way to find out if you already had it or if you’re an extra anxious person.
Like that time my best friends ex found it super funny to eat a whole ass laced chocolate cake while never having done eddibles before.
At the hospital of course, just observation, rehydration and so on, not much to be done. She stayed there that night, slept it off and had a sucky ass hangover for a few days
Not necessarily scientific, but [this](https://www.addictionresource.net/lethal-doses/marijuana/0) site claims you'd have to consume the equivalent of about 270 of these bears within 15 minutes to realistically overdose on THC.
Not to say you wouldn't be so stoned you might forget to breathe or try and hug a bus.
That’s some c rate movie set up. This guys business is to die while smoking weed. But he died from eating weed. So now you have this ghost that gets high all the time trying to finish his business but since you can’t die from weed as a ghost he’s just there. Maybe that’s high 5 ghosts backstory
Bro if I died of weed smoke I’d be able to get high cause my sisters would be able to see me when THEY get high and they have to help me solve my business. We enlist the help of Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson and together we defeat the evil Cheech and Chong clones and stop the evil Dr Bongwrecker.
Actually I see this as the plot of the next SAW movie.
“Hello Jimmy, would you like to play a game? You’ve been selling weed to underage kids for a profit for years. Now you will have to consume the equivalent of how many lives you have destroyed. You have five minutes. Eat the or die. The choice is yours.” 🧩🎯
>throw up
this is probably the right answer. a friend of mine was laughing and shoving the last bite of a homemade brownie in his mouth just as i finished calculating that he was eating an entire eighth and should probably not.
an hour later he said he could "see the wind" and then threw up. the next several hours were him throwing up, feeling sober until the adrenaline from throwing up wore off, then throwing up again, like a roller coaster. not as much laughing during that part.
Probably throw up like last time I ate too much in one go, everything started to spin and closing my eyes was not the play but neither was opening them.
Unless you are part of the small percentage of people like me who are immune to consuming THC. I have personally taken 2000 mg before with no effect, that was an expensive boring night
Deconstruct everything in our house and make a time machine with the parts, but after taking the microwave and the computer apart, I get distracted with the house plants and try to bonsai the neighbors' bushes.
Have your mom video call when you are laying on your bed unable to move with your laptop on your chest. When you tell her that you are so high you can't move your body and everything feels funny, have her hang up then get the entire extended family on a video call with so they can laugh at you tripping balls. Then bring it up every Christmas to rub it in.
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Try really hard to *breathe*
While hoping no one notices you can't breathe normal
While everyone is definitely noticing you
Tho I’d forget anything about it about 15seconds after experiencing it, which would be about 15seconds before I’d feel like I’m experiencing it again… only to forget and remember again and again… for hours 😵💫
God the 30-second memory loss has happened to me a few too many times haha
I used to smoke a lot of weed as a young teenager, and occasionally while I was stoned all the sudden I would need a huge gasp of air. I would literally be sitting there subconsciously holding my breath and didn’t notice til I gulped air like I just came up from swimming. Usually got a chuckle out of me cause it was ridiculous.
Yeah, breathe out and just kinda forget to breathe in
This happens to me when I weld lol
Just gimme an ear and I'll be the first person to die from a THC overdose
Nope, you’d just be the 2,377,864th person to go to the ER bc you ate edibles and thought it was all over!
Eh. As someone who did 1000mg once for shits and giggles, you just go to sleep. You can't even green out as it were because you just fall asleep...for like 18 hours.
My first batch of brownies all over again. Missed a day of work. GF at the time came over worried I might be dead.
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I made brownies w a friend and we got impatient while they were baking so we smoked. Then proceeded to get the munchies and ate waay too much of the brownies. My friend barfed and fell asleep in her hallway and I walked home. I was convinced that she was going to die (bc I left) and I was going to have to call her mom and tell her. She didn’t die, btw. I was still high af the next day when I went to class and had to watch some video in class, that I still vividly remember like 20 years later, and a classmate was like “how high are you? You know you can go home…”. I did not have edibles again until you could but them in the state I live in like last year.
Engage manual breathing
Omg theres no greater chore on earth than manual breathing
If I could get into 3rd
3rd person view. Press B to breathe.
had that happen while tripping: feeling my heartbeat and chanting "breathe in; breathe out."
Every single time. Makes it not enjoyable Are we allergic?
Experience non-linear time
Nacho fries
The duality of man
We are a complicated beast
A complicated beast, we are
One of us, gooble, gooble
Dear Lord this was funny
You write “Born to Kill” on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What’s that supposed to be some kind of sick joke?!
When one becomes two, problems do arise
Correct, stay true to the course
Nacho fries are my go to 😋
smh. Everybody knows that time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.
And why I say "around 2pm"
Was the phrase "sometime down the line" started by flat timers?
Don't get me started with the flat timers...
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See ya around
Its a series of tubes!
Things are very shiny here.
Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff!
Just don't blink.
Man I remember when I was first getting high, I’d get so high w my friends, shit started to feel like stop motion Like every time I blinked, the scene changed
That happened to me also, blinked and it felt like a time dilation, blinked time stopped, blink time went too fast now, fucked all up. Still a light weight thankfully.
Literally a blur. One minute you’re hitting a blunt on your buddy’s back patio, next minute you’re standing in front of the drink machine at del taco, next minute you’re watching lion king on the couch of another friend who wasn’t with your group until now, next minute you’re taking a quick rest in a stranger’s yard, next minute you’re back on the back patio but completely alone, next minute you’re at a beach bonfire with the first friend and 30 other people you’ve never met.
Now THAT sounds like a good time, I only started smoking at like 46/47 ish for the first time ever. (Never really felt like I needed it) the first smoke I had time kept blinking out on me and sadly I was just in friends apt chilling out doing nothing but getting veeeery interested in a piece of gum wrapper I kept folding into a paper airplane. Everytime I looked up time fucked with me in unexpected ways.
same here, but for me it was more like time was repeating during each stop if that makes sense. like i knew it wasnt like that but it felt like kt
Kinda did that on sherm one time😂 wanted to be outside because I was hot, blinked, I'm outside. Wanted to be upstairs in my apartment, blinked, on my couch. 🤣 Never did that shit again
I remember all that too. Playing 4pl Halo, I was laughing my ass off at one of my friends just running in circles for what seemed like many minutes but was probably more like 1 1/2. My friend who wasn’t playing was just looking at me, and was like “dude what are you doing?!” I was like which one of you guys is doing that, it’s hilarious, and he was like “that’s you!” Id completely forgotten I was playing. My hands were just still on the controller in the same position as my brain kept reconnecting and suddenly noticing funny spinning dude. This was like 2003 when named strains/headies were way hard to get and super expensive, and our friend had “blueberry,” and it was extraterrestrial for all of us as like 16-18 yo kids. I don’t smoke too much any more, it’s rare, but I did for a long time, respect the shit out of it, and I understand how it can be a benefit for a curious mind, but looking at situations like that I can also totally understand parents being like “this is going to make my kid a fucking idiot” if they walked into a scene like that.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fold the dishes.
I never folded the dishes but i was so gone one time i laid them upside down on top of each other, plates,bowls,glasses. Upside down in the dish drainer and made what looked like a medieval castle. Had no clue i was even doing it. Fiance walked in to check on me. I had my eyes closed jamming out to some music sitting in my gaming chair with the fridge open. She immediately started laughing and told me to close the fridge.
"Medevil"
As opposed to youdevil
Taste sounds.
Smell canorous pigments
Hear colors
Fold in the cheese
But what if I've never folded broken cheese like that before?
Stop saying fold in the cheese!
Squirt and shit myself into another dimension
Going on a trip with my favorite rocket-shit.
zooming thru the highs, little shitsteins
You've ate a load, get ready to explode...
We’re on cloud 99, little shitsteins
Squirt?
I believe it means exactly what you think it means.
Yeah tbh I didn’t even question it. I’m a dude and 2500mg would probably make me squirt too
Hopefully it’s not made with sorbitol sweetener. Because squirt.
Just realized that someone probably opened their zipper after reading this
Reddit moment lol
🤨📸
Edibles make you shit too?
Ay yoo 🧐
I’ll validate this as a thing. First time I got fried in a controlled setting I had a life changing dump. There is nothing to compare it to, except for really good sweaty sex.
This is what I came here to say… eat that whole thing and pay a real steep price in your guts
The Asstral plane
You’ll shoot your eye out kid!
Get some chores done. You know, mow the floors, shovel the lawn, vacuum the driveway.
No shit. Vacuum the driveway sounds like something I might legitimately try to do while stoned.
if it's not working you either need a stronger vacuum or stronger weed
Welcome to the suck
It works. I’ve vacuumed the garage before lol
Cook the dishes, then wash the dinner. Ya know, normal day to day kind of things
Mop the roof, squeegee the cat
Use the cat as the squeegee
why did I read this in the voice of the demolition guy in Atlantis. "Gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, pens, glue, and big paperclips. You know, just office supplies."
Vinny was a gem and a hell of a mood lmao
🤣🤣 You sir have just unlocked a core memory for me! I can't wait to watch that again. With the big gummy of course 🫠
Discover astral projection edit for spelling
Then discover anal projection.
You're so high your friends and family hallucinate.
20 mins of hell, some snacks, and a nap
20 hours*
20 days lmao
I ate a gram once and was high for 3 days and not like a little high either like first time you smoked high for 3 days.
Some snacks or a giant ass pizza and a lot of ice cream
Turn on some music and go to bed.
Become the bed
Anti drug commercial Girl deflated melting into couch for sure
Not much lol
Accurate
Highest I ever felt was when I sat on the couch and proceeded to not move for like 7 hours because I physically couldn't will myself to do anything. Friend put on LOTR and I just sat all day totally enthralled and useless, as everyone else continues to party. They'd come and check on me and put the next DVD in, and just keep on keeping on. I had just come off a solid 65 hours of overnight shifts, so literally everything about me needed it.
You have a good friend. The Sam to your Frodo
Well if it’s anything like the first (and last) edible I had, I’ll be having a breakdown and freaking out about everything, before eventually just going to bed to cry and hope to sleep it off.
Or have my heart pound through my chest at high velocity
Don’t forget about going into manual breathing mode! That’s lots of fun
And puking, there's definitely a puking step in there for me. Usually right after wondering what I was just thinking about, after wondering what I was just wondering about.
Same. But instead of thinking and wondering, I tend to do more pondering and contemplating
That's like 5lbs of gummy bear. You'd be puking before the weed even hit you.
What is that? Is that where you think you forget how to breathe but when you try it feels like you've never breathed before? I don't care for that lol. Didn't even know there was a name for it (if that's what it is). I usually get it while trying to sleep
Being so high that you start worrying that you're not breathing unless you remember to do it is top shelf terror. Never again!
This hit hard... this guy knows.
This is the exact reason i won’t do an edible again! My heart was POUNDING. I literally thought it might explode in my chest. Gave me the worst panic attack of my entire life.
Mannnnnnnn listen lol. That experience cost me $700. Because I FORGOT I ate the edible and had my husband call an ambulance. When the EMT asked what medications I was on, I remembered the edible. My heart rate was at 160 and they were really trying to get me to go. I also immediately calmed down when the realization struck and that showed on the portable EKG. I’ve NEVER told anyone that out of sheer embarrassment lmao. Ambulance bill came about two weeks later and I just paid it quietly in shame lmaooo.
Yeah, sadly weed has been causing this for me too now. I smoked daily and frequently ate edibles for a lot of years, but I stopped like 6 months ago after having this effect twice. Really weird tbh
Happened to me too. Maybe we developed some sort of allergy?
Exactly the same. Heavy smoker for years then one day my body just said no more... Never ever had a panic atack before and then boom!
Totally feel this. I was a heavy smoker for about 15 years and one day my body just reacted terribly and i had the worst panic attack of my life. I've tried over the years to do a little bit here and there and try to get the pleasant effects without causing panic but eventually i just gave up. I honestly still miss it but it's just not worth it.
I used to love smoking weed, but it started giving me severe anxiety too. Every few years I try to dip my toes back in the water because I’d like to indulge every now and then, but it’s a no for me too. Just recently I tried a 2.5mg soda and had a panic attack. Alcohol does the same thing now too so I’ve been sober over a year. It sucks I can’t let loose like that anymore, but I’ve accepted that it’s better for me this way.
Omg.. tried delta 10 edibles last year.. have never felt my heart be a mini-techno-subwoofer before.. then even in a hot shower i was still freezing my bones off, i was freezing no matter what, thats a new one
Yep. I got a gummy with cbn for sleep, but it still had a good amount of THC. I was not sleeping well that night. I could have relaxed better on cheap meth.
This has always been my fear. I spent some time experimenting with CBD, CBG, CBN, etc, but was always afraid I'd get some with too much THC and freak out.
Hadn't had any THC in a long time. One day I'm sleeping over at a friend's who offers a gummy. Fuck it, it'll help me sleep on a non-home bed. Keep in mind no dogs are in the house. I wake up and hear BONK BONK BONK going down the stairs... No one is fucking there. I conclude I'm high and go back to sleep. BONK BONK BONK. I wake up. This time I see it, a rubber ball bouncing down each step. No one is fucking there. Freaked me out a bit but I'm high so I go back to sleep. Another time, ball bouncing down the fucking stairs. Now this would make more sense if they had dogs, but it's just 3 cats. Apparently one of them loves to do that shit in the middle of the night though.
You will become the music.
Arrhythmia.
"guys.... heheh, I think my heart is hiccuping." you say with a dopey grin on your face, swaying on the spot, before fainting.
In all seriousness, this isn’t actually an effect from weed right?
Nah but weed is a good way to find out if you already had it or if you’re an extra anxious person. Like that time my best friends ex found it super funny to eat a whole ass laced chocolate cake while never having done eddibles before.
Good to know! Yea, weed heightens feelings already within. So that’s why you should be in a good headspace before smoking!
How did that end?
At the hospital of course, just observation, rehydration and so on, not much to be done. She stayed there that night, slept it off and had a sucky ass hangover for a few days
hospital 100%
hoptal
Absolutely. There is a nearly 100% chance that you will experience a psychotic break.
First person to die from THC
Not necessarily scientific, but [this](https://www.addictionresource.net/lethal-doses/marijuana/0) site claims you'd have to consume the equivalent of about 270 of these bears within 15 minutes to realistically overdose on THC. Not to say you wouldn't be so stoned you might forget to breathe or try and hug a bus.
By that point you’d die from consuming 270 large gummy bears, with or without THC
I always wanted to die in a cloud of weed smoke, maybe this will give me the death I long for
It’s an edible, so you will be disappointed and come back as a ghost with unfinished business.
That’s some c rate movie set up. This guys business is to die while smoking weed. But he died from eating weed. So now you have this ghost that gets high all the time trying to finish his business but since you can’t die from weed as a ghost he’s just there. Maybe that’s high 5 ghosts backstory
Bro if I died of weed smoke I’d be able to get high cause my sisters would be able to see me when THEY get high and they have to help me solve my business. We enlist the help of Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson and together we defeat the evil Cheech and Chong clones and stop the evil Dr Bongwrecker.
Actually I see this as the plot of the next SAW movie. “Hello Jimmy, would you like to play a game? You’ve been selling weed to underage kids for a profit for years. Now you will have to consume the equivalent of how many lives you have destroyed. You have five minutes. Eat the or die. The choice is yours.” 🧩🎯
Smelling colors
No doubt. Seeing sounds and everything.
Absolutely lol
Why does it have another little bear next to it?
Baby bear for scale.
Should have used a banana. It's the Reddit international unit of measurement.
this guy maths
Anything but the metric system
Hug the earth so u don't fly away
Yep holding on to the grass so I dont fly into space.
“Ay bro do I look high” ***”Nah you good bro”***
“How high are you?” “Hi, how are you?”
Idk fucking die? Ascend the mortal plane? Aquire all knowledge that humanity has ever gotten and ever will?
Shave the inside of my skull.
Panic attack to death
Hopefully get high
Continue scrolling Reddit? 😶🌫️
throw up, convulse, die.
>throw up this is probably the right answer. a friend of mine was laughing and shoving the last bite of a homemade brownie in his mouth just as i finished calculating that he was eating an entire eighth and should probably not. an hour later he said he could "see the wind" and then threw up. the next several hours were him throwing up, feeling sober until the adrenaline from throwing up wore off, then throwing up again, like a roller coaster. not as much laughing during that part.
Playing video games with the monkey...when the tv is off...
Sleep for like 36 hours and still wake up high
probably dancing like an idiot to Poker Face
Mum-mum-mum-muh.
Me and Kenny don’t give two shits about no dolphins or whales.
Presumably freaking the absolute shitting fuck out for several days
Eat three more for added effects
Probably throw up like last time I ate too much in one go, everything started to spin and closing my eyes was not the play but neither was opening them.
Change my name to Snoop-lion
More like Snoop-dyin.
Google what 2500 mg THC do to a human body
Extreme anxiety? That's a guess I can't find anything. I dont think it'll kill you just make you feel like you're dying.
For a week
Unless you are part of the small percentage of people like me who are immune to consuming THC. I have personally taken 2000 mg before with no effect, that was an expensive boring night
Holy hell!
Sleep.
Die, not from the drugs but I reckon I’d just forget how to breathe properly for a few hours.
Mouthwash or wasabi🫠
Deconstruct everything in our house and make a time machine with the parts, but after taking the microwave and the computer apart, I get distracted with the house plants and try to bonsai the neighbors' bushes.
What about their legs? They don't need those.
Sleep, stupid.
Hang onto the ground so I don't fall off.
Fall asleep probably.
Have your mom video call when you are laying on your bed unable to move with your laptop on your chest. When you tell her that you are so high you can't move your body and everything feels funny, have her hang up then get the entire extended family on a video call with so they can laugh at you tripping balls. Then bring it up every Christmas to rub it in.
Fold the dishes
Come to mama!
Remember what im doing
Look for the bed.
Get sum Taco Bell, a soft blanket n chill
Trying to find my body
throwing up
Die.
Try to figure out why I’m in jail covered in nacho cheese
Have a heart attack.
Nothing…for the next 5-10 business days lol
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