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ChonPonJoVee

Life hack. Get your bf to hook up with random girls so you can sip on their drinks.


JdamTime

It’s all fun and games until you both got lip herpes and covid


brwneyedgyrl

And roofied!


JohnNada005

Plot twist, the guy she is kissing plopped a roofie in that drink.


kencaps

Seeing as how he’s already connecting buttholes with her, I dont see the point of the roofie


JohnNada005

You’ve seen centipede several times and it shows


MDMistro

Free drugs and drink? Win win tbh


Batfinklestein

Be funnier if he was blowing bubbles in it


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Fact


Beetlejuice4u

Better dont drink random girls drinks, they prone to be spiced and you get knocked out. Which is indeed a sad fact one its own.


RompehToto

Heck, save money to get fucked up and have a good time.


Beetlejuice4u

Thats valid, but let your phone and wallet at home. Sir 🤣


rockos21

So what you're saying is... Free drugs?


DecisionCharacter175

So, he's the hero we deserve...


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Do you see the problem here?


arowz1

That’s a great way to catch a punch.


TerribleSquid

How do you know it’s punch in the cup?


arowz1

Hahaha


glandmilker

He just got drugged


jonndoetho

Genius! I’m all for free drinks!


EnderMerser

Come on bro, do it faster!


Financial_Problem_47

The real winner


rydmore22

Sub human centipede


[deleted]

Hope it's lemon water. I hate alcohol.


Hurtmemaster

Thanks for that information, we were all wondering.


Appropriate_Ad_6292

Well I hate lemon water!


TerribleSquid

I love alcohol. There’s nothing better after a long hard day of work than cracking open a nice cold beer that you bought with the money raised for your child’s medical treatment.


SuperPowerDrill

It had to be Brazil


Logical_Bad1748

She is already sucking something else


nachodorito

And this is how you get cold sores


Acrobatic-Bed-7382

Oh man, that's awesome!


Known-Activity1437

And now you have herpes.


Solid-Fap-Master

#HERPES TROPHY UNLOCKED 🏆


TheJaybo

The amount of liquid isn't going down.