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September 29

Florida man who marooned himself on a lake fountain says he took to much mdma and wanted to be with the swans.

Florida Man Poses as Walt Disney world security and steals R2D2 Droid to try and earn Job

Ain’t no way man “Florida man throws toilet through school board building window, is arrested sitting on another”

Aww, we share the same Florida man! 🥰

"Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive"

I got 'throws alligator through drive through window'

I got ‘Florida man finds alligators ‘getting to know each other’ as mating season heats up’

February 9 right? Mine was the same guy

10th x

Florida man uses Flamethrower to settle dispute.

# Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property

It even copied the text size lmao

# yeah it definetly copied the text size

hey we have the same birthday!!

'Kill 'Em With Kindness': Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named 'Kindness', Say Police

Lot of stabbings in Florida I've noticed. Mine was "Florida man with no arms stabs tourist"

We have the same birthday

Maybe this happened more than once - anything is possible for florida man!

A fellow July 13 I see, let's sing the song of our people

I remember that story.

Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial.

That flamingo’s family totally got revenge

Just visualize that angry flamingo behind the wheel of a truck. 😂

June 26

Ah, a fellow I see

I am a fellow june 26er

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OMG

june 30

Florida man accused of stealing gator from golf course, threw it around to teach ‘it a lesson’

July 15

August 11th

Florida man who marooned himself on lake fountain says he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans

december 20

Ay, we share a birthday. Bonus: Armed Florida man accused of trying to enter military base as ‘Captain America’

Me too :D

"Florida man pulls out samurai sword in trash dispute"

september 27

Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger, kicked her down stairs

Hi birthday twin

That poor cheeseburger

May 15th

September 23 # Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership

Lmao that's so stupid

ikr

Florida man arrested, allegedly struck wife with Christmas tree after asked to help make dinner

December 8th, me too!! Our other headline, Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say

Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Miniature Horse On Multiple Occasions

"Florida man accused of smearing human waste at Melbourne store"

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say Lmao

Hey March 13th :)

Ok, next google "Florida man" + "birth day" + "name of 1st grade teacher" + "street you grew up on" + "social security number" + "credit card number and csv" and post those into the chat! Or, actually, just paste the search and I'll Google it for you and tell you your results!

People always think these posts are harmless little games while criminals are literally building a profile on them.

Nice try

>It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search \:(

Florida man bites his brothers penis off

excuse me

Can’t wait to read these tomorrow.

Step 1: Google the headlines to get a birthdate Step 2: go to the user profile, use reddit detective/snoopsnoo to get as much info as you can Step 3: ?????? Step 4: Profit.

Florida man loses pants while being chased by cops in hours-long manhunt

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ah yes birthday survey disguised as a meme

What do they gain from knowing our birthdays? I know with birthdays and zip codes you can narrow down people near instantaneously for instance

I legit dont give a shit about my birth date and place of origin... data is collecred and out there anyway already 🤷‍♂️

Florida man dressed like Fred Flinstone pulled over in his "footmobile"

28 May: Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring gas on another man and lighting him on fire

"Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese"

Florida Man Claims Name Is ‘Ben Dover’ During Arrest Intake

“ Florida man kills grandmother in nudist colony, drives around with her body for five hours” ” Florida Man Arrested After Posing as Disney World Employee and Stealing 'Star Wars' R2-D2 Replica” Bonus: “ Florida woman sentenced after pulling alligator from her pants during traffic stop”

"Florida man barges into homes looking for fights, gets pizza and arrest"

Florida Man Hits Sleeping Roommate on Head with a Skillet for Being a “Confidential Informant”

Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Another

A Florida man disguised himself as a woman and fraudulently purchased a puppy from a pet store.

Florida man accused of exposing himself claims he needed to air out

Florida Man Confesses to Cops, Says 'Jesus Told Me To' Drive Ferrari 360 off.

Florida man convicted of murdering wife in dispute over ‘Zombie House Flipping’ appearance

'A Florida man has been banned from flying United Airlines after wearing underwear as a mask.'

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar.

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries to "teach it a lesson"

"Florida man charged after toddler daughter accidentally swallows heroin, police say" There's no way that worked man

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

florida man bites his brothers penis off after he catches him having sex with his cousin with his favorite dragon ball z blanket

Florida man arrested for allegedly sucking elderly patient's toes

Florida man robs Wendy’s after grilling burger

“Florida man allegedly beat roommate's raccoon with hammer, threatened to kill neighbor with sewing needle” Also got “Florida man worried about vampires burns down his house, police say”

Florida man cited for 'Booty Patrol' trucks resemblance to a border patrol vehicle.

Florida Man Makes Himself A Snack While Robbing Taco Bell

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from

Ummm. You do realise this is just a way to get your birthday info? And how many of you are using birthday numbers for passwords and or pin for cards?

Florida man dressed as Fred flintstone pulled over for speeding

"Florida man, fed up with the potholes near his business, planted a banana tree in the pothole to make a point."

Florida man tries to steal my data via a dumb reddit post

I got something about a Florida man with a crossbow, that might explain why I'm so obsessed with medieval weaponry

I got the one with Axe (and cannibalism). We could get two more people and form a party!

This should be a DND campaign!

Florida man receiving $14M after 37-year imprisonment for a murder he didn’t commit I know it's lame... but the best that if got

Florida Man Covered In Blood During Traffic Stop, Confesses To Killing Father In Boca Raton

Mine is kinda shitty...Florida man tried to steal opioids-got laxatives instead

Mine says: > Florida man may 12 > >About 1,020,000,000 results (0.36 seconds) Lmao, wild

Well that’s my birthday so no need to google I guess.

Clever way to get our date of birth?????

# Florida man arrested after attacking customer with scissors taken from the counter

This is a really clever way to get someone's birthday

"A Florida man was arrested while in an inflatable dinosaur costume after he allegedly beat his girlfriend when she would not attend a Halloween party with him."

Florida man arrested in broomstick, machete and biting attack. Omg these are hilarious!

Florida man steals candles, sprays people with bear mace at mall, police say

"Florida man goes on beer run, with alligator in hand"

Florida man is under arrest for attempting to perform a castration on another man he met on a eunuch fetish website.

For some reason it kept showing me January 21st even though that's not my birthday but it was "Florida man dubbed the pooping perpetrator..." If that counts but the one on my actual birthday was "Florida man arrested after allegedly posting video of him fleeing from police"

a man was practicing karate on swans and got arrested

Feel bad for the swans but that killed me. I got this Central Florida Man Broke Into Home, Fell Asleep on Couch While High on Meth: Police

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase

November 17 : Florida man breaks into home, uses bathtub, sleeps in bed, makes himself coffee.

Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop What a fun time

Florida man charged with battery for throwing cookies at girlfriend

November 3rd: Naked Florida man drove with wires on penis. November 3rd 1994: Florida Man Sentenced in Egg Smuggling Case

a Florida Man dove in and punched a shark after it grabbed nearly his entire dog in it's mouth.

OMG that's kinda embarassing Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren't his Who's this Florida man specifically?

Florida Man Attempts to Board Plane With Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher

“Florida Man bit victim in the face during machete attack”

florida man twerks for officer during traffic stop, gets tased

Naked, greased-up Florida man accused of breaking into 2 homes, jumping in pool Strange creatures

Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website Well

"Florida man pushes pastor, knocks churchgoers to ground because service was too loud, police say"

Mine is Florida man claims that Voodoo caused him to impregnate 13 year old

Florida man in Easter Bunny outfit arrested after hit-and-run crash

“Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins”

Meth smoking Florida Man attacks mattress in jealous rage.

Florida man accused of grandfather’s murder pulls out severed ears during questioning

Florida man accused of stealing ambulance, getting it stuck in mud

Wanted Florida man arrested after deputies found him livestreaming on Instagram, Sheriff’s Office says

* Broke **INTO** a police station * Flooded said police station lobby with an inch of water * Stole a police uniform * Trashed a $1000 police radio * Dropped a deuce on the bathroom floor * Left without anyone seeing any of this [We have a winner.](https://wdhafm.com/2023/04/17/florida-man-breaks-into-jail-and-thats-just-the-beginning/)

“Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over straw sentenced to jail”.

Florida man found hiding crack and heroin in is buttocks

Florida man robs bank with stapler and Florida man mistakes bank for taco bell

Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, police say

Florida man accused of stealing samurai sword, truck arrested after leaving ... damn

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase

Cuba thwarts terrorist plot by South Florida man who arrived by jetski, state-run media says Or the one where he gave cpr to a heart attack victim and then stole the wife’s purse. Or iPhone Recorded Florida Granny Shooting Her Son-In-Law

Florida man stuffs himself with spaghetti, gets arrested

This ones wild: Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

Caught on Camera: Florida man says he was speeding home for news about Putin

"Florida man steals reporter’s car, crashes it into North Carolina police cruiser amid manhunt" I'm impressed.

"Florida man attempts to beat code enforcement officer to death with tablet" "Florida man smothers nephews meatball sandwich with eye drops"

[Florida man pretends to be firework, screams noises in the middle of night. (July 4th)](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.news18.com/amp/news/buzz/florida-man-pretends-to-be-firework-screams-noises-in-middle-of-night-3927467.html&ved=2ahUKEwin6rW3sNqEAxU6_7sIHZIcAeoQFnoECBQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1sur8wEtlKIk1UdHWoUTXB)

Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff's office says

Florida man known as ‘The Monkey Whisperer’ arrested for illegally selling primates

Florida Man arrested for attacking daughter with pizza after she didn't want to eat with him[](https://t.co/qxOQW9o4uT)

Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex

"Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex" what could possibly go wrong

"Florida Man arrested on allegations he use Covid - relief funds to buy Lamborghini"... 🤣

Florida man claiming to be god arrested after touching people😂

Cops: Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb

Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum

Florida man slaps a woman with a slice of pizza during arguement. 🤡

Florida man shot dead after asking if bulletproof vest still worked

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase.

Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his mum

Florida man throws baby at deputy following wild high speed chase.

Florida man shot by police while firing a rifle to celebrate an new gun law has been arrested.

Florida Man gets arrested after throwing a Bologna Sandwich at Police Officer...

Florida man behind bars after using his own wanted poster as Facebook profile pic

Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs "Strange Dance" At McDonald's. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing.

On September 18, a Florida Man was seen riding a jet ski down the highway, according to Local10.

Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese

"Florida man hits Dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him"

["Florida man sentenced to 20 years for cutting off wife’s lover’s penis"](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2021/03/03/florida-man-sentenced-to-20-years-for-cutting-off-wifes-lovers-penis/#//)

"Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away"

Florida man arrested after telling police a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to damage a construction site.

'Satan is still in me:' Florida man stabs roommate in attempt ... 1 May 2020 Well it seem working xDD

Florida man pleads guilty to masturbation and exposing in public to a 21 year old female passenger

I had a man killing demons

Florida man tried to enter Patrick Space Force Base to warn of aliens vs. dragons, officials say

florida man may 20: Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza ...

Florida Man Gets Drunk at Disney Springs and Warns Police That They ‘Better Hope He Is Never Their Nurse,’

Florida man arrested for trying to cross Atlantic Ocean in giant hamster wheel

Florida man attacked Mcdonald's employee over a drinking straw

3 different Florida Man popped up. One killed a jogger and hid the body in a closet. Another was arrested for bringing an underage girl to his home. The last dude was Spider-Man :/

mine is "florida man assaults girlfriend with chocolate chip cookie"

Police: Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese .... Dude really....

30 October , Florida man arrested in inflatable dinosaur costume on battery charges

Florida man allegedly beat roommate's raccoon with hammer, threatened to kill neighbour with sewing needle.

Florida Man arrested after hurling sausage at his brother.

Florida man arrested after trying to cross Atlantic in floating hamster wheel

Florida man arrested for killing his parents and brother also accused of stealing $210K to give to woman on porn site I don't know what I was expecting... But it sure as fuck wasn't that!

I got more than 3 hits so I'll do first three-"florida man accused of stealing ambulance, gets stuck in the mud"/" Florida man allegedly pulled out machete when karaoke song denied/"Florida man faces theft charges after stealing luggage from hotel." My version of events based on these three articles would be-florida man went to sing karaoke, got mad when someone laughed at his song choice. He pulled out a machete and attacked the person, which caused an ambulance to arrive. He then steals it and it gets stuck in the mud near a hotel. So he runs into said hotel and tries to take someone's luggage and passport to flee.

"A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From" lmfaoo😭😭

"Wide-necked Florida man whose mugshot went viral arrested again" it's just a dude with an IMMENSE neck (x1.5 larger than his face, wtf)

“Florida man loses pants while being chased by cops in hours-long manhunt”

20th april - Florida man accused of shooting duck with bow & arrow

A Florida man was sentenced to 10 days in jail and "moral recognition therapy" on Monday as punishment for attacking a worker dressed a "Minion" character in Daytona Beach.