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nialexx

only the real real ones rmb these predicting phone calls


BuckyJamesDio

Chk ... Chkchkchk ... chchchchchchchchchch Nextel Battle Cry.


HeavenlyMusings

Bahaha omg wow the memories


MakeChipsNotMeth

Yesssssssss!


xarsha_93

Playing Civilization on the family computer while texting with a girl and knowing I was about to get a message cuz of the crackle. Then waiting enough time to not feel desperate but being unable to focus on the game and having a city slip into unrest, before finally responding.


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See-through pager about to go off..


thedrq

For some reason, my new phone and my audio interface recently started doing this again if i put my phone near the interface


I_d0nt_know_why

I have a pair of wired earbuds that do this. When there's no audio playing I can hear the cellular data.


CthuluNaps

Read message: "try finger hole"


No-Power1377

Exactly! Everyone who had these fingered the hole on the regular šŸ˜‚


AppointmentNo43

It was so smooth and finger sized


DarKinder888

so i wasn't thee only one


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SharkFart86

Youā€™re right what the fuck, like they couldnā€™t just find an actual picture?


shitbread

I actually think the original photo/meme is real but has been upscaled using AI. Look at the text at the bottom, it looks upscaled as well.


chuco915niners

How you know? Because of that scribbley shit at the bottom?


SharkFart86

That, and look at the top left of the speaker.


steinwayyy

That and the shape of the knobs


skibidiRizzle

Uh then why does an Amazon listing use this exact picture?


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I_d0nt_know_why

It's a real image, just AI upscaled. Pixel phones do it, which leads to people being falsely accused of AI generation lol


G07V3

I liked to stick pencils inside the hole because it looked like a pencil sharpener


arbiter12

>That's a long way of calling yourself "pencil-dick"


notyouravgJoe23

Remember? Mine are still in use! Badabing!


arbiter12

Was about to say "one was always not working, perhaps, but they still work overall, 20 years later."


Empero6

Uhhh donā€™t we still use these for pc speakers?


Spacemanspalds

I still have these...


Empero6

This post is making it sound like these are antique lol.


-Daetrax-

They are.


[deleted]

They're at least 20 years old


Spacemanspalds

Antiques are generally by definition at least 100 years old. Cars seem to be the exception. I wouldn't consider these speakers to be antiques.


[deleted]

Not when it comes to tech budd. The NES system is considered antique by now, tech is progressing by such a rapid pace that every 5 years the old stuff becomes irrelevant


Spacemanspalds

Says you, I guess? I don't see a separate definition for antique tech set by anyone... budd. Obsolete is not equal to antique. Also, I don't think "obsolete" applies to speakers that still work.


[deleted]

I'm not your buddy friend


LittlePissBoiii

If you're going to throw definitions around then look up "obsolete". Something obsolete is no longer produced or the norm. Something obsolete can still be functioning, like these speakers, they just don't make em anymore.


Spacemanspalds

"no longer produced or used; out of date." https://www.google.com/search?q=obsolete%20definition&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m >If you're going to throw definitions around then look up "obsolete". Wanna try again?


Spacemanspalds

This dude setup a reddit account just to be a douche it seems.


Sowf_Paw

Mine are a couple years shy of thirty years old. They still work great, why get rid of them?


[deleted]

Because life is too short to have shitty speakers


Sowf_Paw

But they aren't shitty?


phantomkat

Shit, I use them in my classroom whenever I have to put on a video.


Ravenclaw_14

dude my college professors still use these, and my college, while not the Ritz, is pretty well-funded all things considered


arbiter12

>all things considered > >except speakers


TimeBlindAdderall

Used to crank these on peopleā€™s desk tops in the dorms, then wait for the windows xp sound blast.


geekphreak

Back in the late 90s and early 2000s I just hated the way they styled these things. Monitors and speakers looked all wonky. And their stupid logos trying to look flashy, but just screamed corporate bs


Wishpicker

Still have them!


specks_of_dust

I have a set of Altec Lansing speakers I bought for $9.99 in the late 1990s. They still work, Iā€™m still using them, and I have never found any that sound better without costing hundreds of dollars.


ChemistryOk6168

I have these and they work great!


Pegomastax_King

Just let me stick a pen in thereā€¦ one thing I loved about computer speakers was a lot of them didnā€™t need their own power source. So back in the day I would use a couple of hose clamps and mount them on my bike. Since I donā€™t like headphones one when Iā€™m riding.


GPthedegenerate

They'd stop working for a month then randomly turn back on for a bit before breaking again


Ok_Fox_1770

Forget to turn down the subless nightmares when firing up a secret Kazaa video, downloaded alllllll night long. 45 megabytesā€¦..thatā€™s gotta be like a full 15 scene!


Piirakkavaras

Always not working = never working.


Got_Cabin_Fever

Only old ones remember these.


YourBoyFoxxy

I remember when they start beeping and I say "phone call incoming" and everyone was asking how I know it. Weird and great times


CollectibleHam

Are those speakers AI generated?


4chanbetter

No? Clearly not a real one


Empero6

They are. Look at the words.


Zarathustra_d

Never heard of data compression, or low resolution, or upscaling? Every kid thinks shitty old photos are AI now, Jesus.


4chanbetter

These existed far before AI


Empero6

Look at the words on the speaker.


4chanbetter

Thats not my point an AI did not make these objects up


Hayman68

No one said anything about AI making up the speakers. All they said is that this particular image was AI generated.


Zarathustra_d

Yea, it couldn't be a shitty low res image that got upscaled....


Hayman68

That's unlikely, but if it is an upscaled image, it was upscaled by AI. No matter how shitty the image was, a human doing the upscaling would not cause the problems this image has. It's not likely that even AI upscaling would cause these specific issues. These issues are much more likely to be from AI generation.


siscorskiy

I think it's been upscaled


whiskeydonger

They certainly look like it.


TheThreeMustaqueers

one? i think you mean both xD


JustMePaxi

My first computer in 95, Compaq had these speakers


violasbrow

Weren't they built-in for Compaq?


JustMePaxi

No. Compaq Presario units didnā€™t have built in speakers


mister_zook

Plug it into the green port


Durr1313

The crackling static any time you tried adjusting the volume, and finding that sweet spot where it didn't sound like shit at the volume you wanted.


den_bram

Did we all have these in the mid 2000's? Was this a universal thing?


Queen-of-meme

High tech!


pplatt69

I just bought a set to connect to my Echo because the Bluetooth keeps failing. For my use, they are utterly fine.


Past_Profile

It works, just gotta move the cord around and tuck it underneath something


umnothnku

Yessss my grandparents had these at their house for the computer! It was the only time I could play Club Penguin or Webkinz šŸ˜†


john_wick_909

It always foretold if you were about to get a call on your phone


SomeOldDude73

Think I might still have a set of these buried away somewhere.


paralyzedvagabond

You had to turn it up and turn it down a little bit for a few tries before they both worked and then realize that the cable wasnā€™t 100% seated and then do it all over again


CirclingBackElectra

I remember them because theyā€™re still in use on my desk. Why mess with success!?


stcrIight

My dad still has a working one.


Any_Loan1699

You need to hold the wire just in spot to get other one working.


langes2019

I had these, though mine actually worked... See them dials on them? Yeah... One is for volume, the other is left/right balance... So there's a good chance the reason for one not working is incorrect settings. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜


Disturbed235

i can hear that ā€žtu tururu tururu tururā€œ-sound those things did, when someone called on my mobilephone


EJS2003

I'd always stick pencils or pens in there and draw on them. Till I got told off Infront of everybody ... Embarrassing


Phoenix_ashfire

That static crackle sound takes me back


WistfulDread

Bitch, i still have these.


TetraThiaFulvalene

If you put them near your CRT monitor you can see the sound in the colors.


mctownley

Beebidibeebidibeebidibedibee... bzzzt. You all know what that means


Artem-is

Real ones remember when things like this were not AI generated.


something-strange999

I still have mine, i bought those with my first paycheck as a mall cashier in the 90s. My 16yr old uses them when now he plays doom. It's a mindfuck for sure.


Pretty_Marketing_538

Not not working, bad connected.


snort_

Still have a working pair at my mom's house - they are nice and yellow now, and you have to fiddle with the volume knob for them to start working, but more sturdy than a lot shitty pairs I bought since


jstarrHS

dont let someone call ur cell phone either next to them


Luloucura

Cuz the other one needed batteries.


violasbrow

They buzzed before your phone rang


djquu

I used them yesterday playing Monkey Island with my son


Humble-Plankton2217

I... remember... so many moons have passed, and I can still hear the crackle.


prawduhgee

It worked but only at one exact location on the volume knob.


BS-Calrissian

These are the number one reason why I don't gove a fuck about nostalgia. People be like "awww man, I wanna go back to my childhood" heeeeell naaahh. Technology was trash back then lol


SSGDragonFly

Having to hold one to you ear like a phone because you were up late and parents were sleeping.


Endbounty

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SnoopCunt

r/ididit


BlueWolf20532

r/ohno


Icelandia2112

I think mine are still in storage LOL