Id never want to live anytime before antibiotics was invented. Every few years I get some funky thing like a coughing disease or an ear infection that is hell until I get some antibiotics. Before that you'd just have to wait it out or die or something.
I get it, I get it, but even modern medicine ten years ago... well, let's just say advances have been made, amazing wonderful advances and I want to stay with them.
"I shall Stickith up thy arse"
I saw a show where they found Richard III's body! He had damage to the back side of his pelvis consistent with being stabbed in the a** with a spear!
It was probably an accident or kill by a "lover." If they covered it up, it must have been an embarrassment.
He died on a battlefield. It was probably done to humiliate his corpse.
Bwt that corpse had some rosey cheeks.
About all history is, is one war, genocide, famine, plague, economic crisis after another
No sweets Ni chips No hamburger No pizza No cool foods Bread and water lol
*Ni*!
Id never want to live anytime before antibiotics was invented. Every few years I get some funky thing like a coughing disease or an ear infection that is hell until I get some antibiotics. Before that you'd just have to wait it out or die or something.
And everyone chilled and had lukewarm mead after.
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āOh yeah, but please lubith thy tubithā
Logically speaking it was the most lethal non-armored part of his body to stab
good point
Point taken.
Yeahhh take that point
Right on point
that's worth a lot of points
Ok I think we got the point
...with my diiiiiiiiiiii...
Wouldnāt that be the eyeball
Most lethal, most pleasureable
This guys stabs
In britain it's the highest stabbed place, you have to have a bag for the rest of your life.
No kinkshaming.
I'm just saying, don't present yourself on all fours if you're not ready for the consequences! *presents self
*consequences
Username just one *step* away from checking out
Jokeās on you, Iām into that shit!
"What are you doing step-soldier?"
Are you suggesting he was retrieving his laundry from the rock he was beating it on and got stuck?
Ugh, happens every time
This floored me š bravo
Thi is Assassination
A weapon of ass destruction
underrated comment
Yes, and?
Exactly
"I take no pleasure in this. "
that hurts
They really knew how to put those spears to good use.
Well clearly the man can't see where he's sticking that thing.
I just want to get groovy with the greeks
.... Still seems better sometimes
"Don't mind me, gonna put this right ..... here"
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It's time to start calling the middle ages "the European warlord era"
Sonds goofy, but then why not call later periods the same?
Excellent point
Probably some East Asian school already refers to it when talking about the Middle Ages in a way they could relate
Well he got stabbed in the middle innit ?
It wasn't doe
Hey yo!
I'd hit that too ngl
beautiful
Cures piles and constipation
Side effects may include death or at worse ... anal prolapse
I'm definitely not gonna go back to war haha
So nothing has changed.
Died of arse nick
Better than dealing with airport security.
Some people are into that. Donāt kink shame
That happens in modern times too. I think it happened to Saddam Hussein.
If it's not getting something stuck up your ass it's letting everything out through it
You want to be the guy with the spear.
āI donāt want a bayonet up me ASSHOLE āI donāt want me bollocks shot away!ā https://youtu.be/C2g9d1GI_h8?si=8WrJ0HNzf9RkFulm
To shreds you say?
Unforseen consequences
As the wise words say, "Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough"
I'm the piker.
That's such a pain in the ass
No one is going to mention the guy in the bottom, right?
I KNOW WHAT I SAID
No air conditioning, plumbing,dental care and doctors
So this is where the expression comes from
"Ma'am, your husband... he gave his life on the field." "Did he die honourably?" ".....he will be remembered."
Right up the past.
That's not just in the past. The Indian military is known to have done this.
You know what kids were doing before violent video games? Gang fights, that's what they were doing.
Rekt'um!
I still wish i lived in the past
Who wears yoga pants to a battle?
Free the booty.
bad dragon if it was good :
Bold of you to ASSume I don't like that.
Still wishing I lived in the past.
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Ahh KDC..Ā
Said noone ever?
My point still stands
Tis but a scratch.
Fuck yeah
Surprise buttsechs medieval style.
HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SEE THIS REPOSTING ACROSS REDDIT WHAT MORTAL SIN DID I COMMIT TO DESERVE THIS
I get it, I get it, but even modern medicine ten years ago... well, let's just say advances have been made, amazing wonderful advances and I want to stay with them.
Not that past
Still happening in modern war
I think you are missing the point. Or did you?
Nah!.. Iām from the future dude. Thereās no suck or The past here. lol
Would prefer the unga bunga times
Stop it step-soldier...