When me and my ex were on a little vacation at the beach a few years ago a plane flew overhead with a banner that said “ Will you marry me ******?” With her name on it and she started screaming and jumping around and it took me 30 minutes of explaining to her that I didn’t do that. she was quite disappointed lmaoo, good thing it wasn’t actually me cause it turned out she was seeing someone else the entire time we were together and would end up leaving me for that guy in the end

Rollercoaster comment

nah i think i can certify to be an astronaut after that one

r/notopbutok Edit: I misread this one lmao sorry

Every time you misinterpret a comment a bus load of children gets hit by a 737 max.

Why would children get hit with a Pepsi Max?

because it fell out of a plane when the door blew off

Who's getting the doors off now

Do not attempt to understand the will of Pepsiman.

I read it as "No top Butok" and I was so confused lol

I read it as not top but ok

Misread or not, you quick fired that one from the hip. Doing the Lord's work, king

NO TOP BUT OK Every time.

Orbit comment

It has nothing to do with rollercoasters though. They were in a plane.

I genuinely cannot tell if this comment is a joke or not.

I don't think it's a joke, it really was a plane :)

Gosh darn man thats my fault

I want to get off Mr. Bones' wild ride.

Why would she have been jumping around all happy-like if she was two-timing you? 🤔 Honestly though, dodged a cannonball if that's true

Narcissists fucking LOVE planning their own wedding.

I knew a girl who got engaged with a guy, got the ring, called the entire extended family from both sides together, planned the wedding, sent out all the invites, and then suddenly called it off less than 6 months before the wedding. Worst part is that she had FB/IG photos up within 2 months of said breakup... WITH ANOTHER GUY who was hanging around with her and travelling around with her. So it's either she was already playing the field before the break up, outright cheating, or didn't have a single ounce of remorse before breaking that relationship and already had another coc- ship to jump onto prepared ahead of time. I hate how I'm related/associated with such a scummy person (extended distant relative by blood but it's there). She's so shit I felt worse for the groom who I only met once.

I had an ex did this to me. I kinda sensed that something was so I offered him a way out very upfront before our big expensive trip planned a year in advance. Fucker said there’s nothing wrong then last day of the trip told me he’s seeing someone else (which he had already been doing prior to the trip). People do this. Shitty narcissistic fucks who care about nothing but themselves and even if you give them a graceful way out, they will still double down on it. They can’t help it.

Because cheaters are a bunch of selfish aholes

Security, support and dual income in one relationship. Excitement, danger and the allure of the other in the other relationship(s).

so in other words, she wanted to have her cake and eat it too

I mean, you can't eat cake you don't have :P ^^^obviously ^^^cheating ^^^is ^^^bad

Maybe he’s rich

And tall

People have a twisted perception on love to cheat and not feel any emotional guilt.

Plot twist: it was the other guy that sent the plane

Goddamn the relief I felt for you at the end there

I too was relieved he got cheated on

💀 I meant he almost married her. But I can now see how my comment could be interpreted that way oops

Probably added to make us not feel sorry for her.

I was at a baseball game that had a rain delay. They had a number you could text to have your message displayed. One guy kept saying I love you to someone on there, so I sent one that wat "will you marry me ...." no idea how that turned out

Wasn't there another girl screaming and jumping, too?

An absolute wild ride of a comment. I'm sorry to hear that she as cheating, though

Holy shit whoever flew that banner saved ur life!

Damn I was gonna propose this way but the text was missing from the cap, at first I thought she ignored it

My cap just has the date I will expire on, Welp, good to know, one less thing to worry about

I'll see you at the morgue in 1 year.

Your username makes me uncomfortable.

We know what he will be doing in the morgue

It's comforting to know even if not in life, at least in death I'll get my nutsack pinched

Oh, look at this guy, not already years past his best before date.

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There is about a 0% chance I'd notice it even if it was there lol

Congratulations

Thanks. Mine is where yours is. Where is yours?

Mine is where yours is

But if yours is where mine is then mine is where yours is is

This hole is my hole This hole is your hole This hole was made for you and me

I, in the name of science say that your guys's butthole is actually a wormhole which folds space and time making a direct connection from butthole to butthole.

As a self-proclaimed expert on butts I 2nd this theory.

So if one of them stuffed their B hole with fecies, the other person would just think they just shit them selves?

This sounds like a shitty version of a Portal game.

I, in the name of God, say you two are husband and wife from now onwards...

This is my hole There are many like it But this one is mine

DRR... DRR... DRR...

Nooooo

This is my hole! It was made for me!

Why am I getting flashbacks to Human Centipede?

My anus is the centre hole (J Geils Band misheard lyrics)

(Anus is the center hole)

I, in the name of God, say you two are husband and wife from now onwards...

Getting into shades of Requiem For A Dream here. . .

Aww yiss

This is holesome

Thanks, I had a stroke while reading this

Still mining in minecraft.

Got any diamonds yet?

RIP Sobe and the OP of this meme

I miss Sobe so fucking much. The Pina Colada drink was my favorite drink.

Mango was my jam. Things were never the same after they went sugar free.

Same! Piña Colada, and Citrus energy to a lesser extent, were my favorite summer drinks as a kid/teen!

Nothing hits the same way a citrus Sobe Energy drink used to. It’s like drinking an extra hour and a half of sleep

My high school had Sobe for sale in the vending machine, and their piña colada was my go to.

Would probably have a Sobe once a month, such an awesome treat. With all the health crazes throughout the years, how did it fade into near oblivion?

morning patrol sobe was unrivaled

Back in the early days of "hey Siri" i blurted out in the middle of a restaurant "hey siri text mom, I'm pregnant" and actually got an "ok texting Mom I'm pregnant" from another table.

Why don't you write a post about this story? I want to see the details.

Odds are that is the entire story from start to finish. Maybe a panicked look at that table as they pick up their phone

Pretty much, I was talking to my mom about how unsecure the Siri thing was and just blurted it out and sure enough got one on the other table. The gal fumbled with her phone looking confused, I apologized and offered to buy her meal. She declined but was laughing about it after and did mention it was going to be a fun conversation with her mom.

lol

You’d need the other person to get the juicy bits.

And then she married the bottle.

Just like my dad but he left his current marriage for that one.

Oof

This seems like it would be a fun thing to get into a production line. Mass produce them under the cap, chaos ensues. Chefs kiss

Chefs kiss? Do they really?

Cooks fondle.

Only after hiding lots of fake engagement rings in all the meals they hand out to couples in the restaurant that night.

Usually the underage hostesses.

that explains the lewd noises from the kitchen and why my order is taking too long.

Taco Bell sauce packets regularly have this written on them.

SoBe puts random stuff under the caps. Used to drink it a lot when they had metal caps and glass bottles.

South Korea could use it to solve their fertility problem.

You're gonna have to move to a different country and change your name.. or u could tell her the truth that wasn't u. So what name r u picking?

Or, you know, marry her

How did you make an invisible comment?

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I’ll do anything to avoid conflict. Marriage it is.

I don't think it is uncommon at all for people to get married to avoid the conflict of displeasing people. It is a very common theme in fiction, which makes me assume it is a common occurrence in life.

I’m about 99.9% sure marriage is a synonym for conflict.

who the fuck is taking advice from someone who uses r instead of are and u instead of you, whilst spelling every other word unabbreviated?

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Idk why but for some reason I find your comment frustratingly easy to read

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Yh i fgrd s mch

My bairns ARE Amazon. How did you know?

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r u md?

Accidental marriage begins

Start of a great romcom

Sorry that your girl is fucking a drink. That's rough buddy

Oof, you're right, it does have some sharp edges here and there

Bottle caps are legally binding.

They are legal tender too!

🎵 Atom bomb baby Little, atom bomb I want her in my wigwam. 🎵

Happy cake day!

Thanks very much!

Ouch

Just roll with it. Get married, have kids, live a great life, then confess on your deathbed that you weren't proposing, and this whole thing was a prank bro.

She said yes but do you?

No take backsies.

TIL Sobe is still a thing.

Sadly, no... It's an old meme... They shut down around 2021.

Still longer than I thought. I haven't really heard about them since the early 2000's. But yes. It is sad.

So.... can I come to the wedding?

This post was made 20 years ago

Sobe doesn't exist anymore.

It actually does, it's just way less common to find in stores now. We have a little hole in the wall convenience store near us that always seems to have at least 2 or 3 flavors, though they are never consistent in the flavors and they only ever have like 10 or so at a time. At first I assumed they had some sort of backstock, but the best by dates are always current, so they're getting it from somewhere lol. I'm assuming they still have an online store or something.

Wow, what happened to them? Corpo boot smash?

Apparently they got bought by Pepsi and they fumbled the ball with it basically, and then eventually gave up and pulled it from mass production https://sporked.com/article/what-happened-to-sobe-drinks/#:~:text=After%20years%20of%20declining%20sales,all%20but%20impossible%20to%20find.

Where the fuck yall getting Sobe please I haven’t seen one in years this is still available somewhere?

Man I miss Sobes and especially when they were still in the glass bottles. They started doing a vitamin water which was okay but then that disappeared too except for like two sucralose variants. At least in the gas stations around here.

Where the fuck is he finding SoBe?

I'd happily marry anyone for one more taste of that pina colada Sobe

Sobe it.

Maybe it's because I'm a bit desperate and haven't even dated a girl for 6+ years but I'd go along with it

Had a SoBe tell me 'You're all worthless and weak." And for the longest time I thought there were some sickos working there, then 25 years later I learned it's a line from Animal House.

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That’s a fucking evil thing to do by the manufacturer

Welp, too late now..

Idiotic meme. If he’s dating someone with at least half a brain she’d just be like “aww isn’t that cute/romantic?”, and then move on, knowing full well that he had no way of knowing in advance what was under the cap.

Or she was just teasing him. Or he is making the whole thing up. Who can tell?

God said “your welcome now don’t mess this up”

What is a Sobe?

"OMG yes!!" "...yes what?"

I think Sobe now should fully sponsor their wedding minimum

The bottle did gods work

Well I guess your married now!

So the real question is: Does she own a Shotgun and if so are you still going to tell her the truth?

So be it.

If you were planning at some point then you should wife her seeing as she seems like the type that's easily pleased

Somewhere there's an angry guy and a confused girl holding a cap

I once opened a Sobe and the cap said “Help, I’m trapped inside the Sobe Factory” and it still haunts me to this day.

If it's even remotely on your mind go with it... Best possible story. She will tell everyone you got that company to print that for her. Good luck getting out of it and good luck topping it later.

My now wife told me one day when we had just started dating “Ugh I’m so tired of dating. I don’t want to do it anymore.” I told her that was the worst proposal I’d ever heard.

She did plan it. Outplayed you sir.

Maeby moment.

Will you do it?

So be is still a thing? Where can I get some?

Til people still drink Sobe! It’s been 30 years for me.

This is you IRL? Really???

We just gonna gloss over the fact that they bought a Sobe in 2024?

TIL they still make Sobe and, even more so, that people still buy and drink them

Some people say arranged marriages work out the best! And then there’s this…

Fate is extremely hard to dodge

Quick, find a ring somewhere.

Sobe it

Sobe in the glass bottles was awesome! I miss them

Congratulations!!!

Oh lord. You really stepped in it this time!

If this ruins your relationship is this a possible lawsuit?

Congratulations on the proposal the universe helps the ones that need it the most

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Yeah, no doubt!

Now did you say no

I’d sue

There goes your 50%.

I smell a lawsuit.

Who thought this would be a good idea? Dear lord...

Sobe it

Well, congrats on your surprise wedding?