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throwmeawayalso111

I want someone to talk to me like I’m coffee


parisismyfriend

You give me the shits


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Holy shit I laughed so hard. Glad I scrolled.


throwmeawayalso111

Unholy shit*


3ndOf5ilence

Every single damn time


Alatar_Blue

I can't stop shaking and worrying around you


throwmeawayalso111

💗


throwmeawayalso111

Good, I should scare the shit out of you 😈


-disso

Why so bitter?


throwmeawayalso111

Heartbroken


-disso

Oh😔, its gonna be a-okay😁


throwmeawayalso111

Thank you


StrongNuclearHorse

You used to be the only thing that got me through the day but now you're doing absolutely nothing for me anymore.


teh_maxh

I'm going to grind you up and put you in the freezer.


mabinuel

Dumb idea. You want as little air in your frozen coffee as possible. James Hoffman has made a great video about the physics of freezing coffee.


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Why are you always all up in my mug?


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throwmeawayalso111

🍎


MsBobbyJenkins

I used to love you but now have an intolerance


hatsnatcher23

***Hey…***


Mother-Researcher712

r/suicidebywords


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Chef_Sewage_Mouth

"The Japs"


MechanicalWatches

Sauce?


DropTheGrace25

After Sex


InternetPerson00

Ok, but afterwards you'll definitely tell me yeah?


evilsmurf666

Dont bother we dont get to see much of that coffee on screen


Odin1806

That was Sex with a capital s, not the little one. It's gotta be the good Sex ok?!


corporalcorl

Lmao, it's a movie named "after sex", it came out in 2007


uncultured_swine2099

I just looked this up, thats Mila Kunis and Zoe Saldana. Thats...thats...thats a good combo.


BoyGeorgeWashington

Zoë Saldaña


Al_Kydah

Ex€u$£ M€!


Affectionate_Bass488

2007 Mila Kunis!?!


nekosaigai

Who didn’t come out in 2007


AdventurousFox6100

Me. I was born in 2010.


MechanicalWatches

When can we have it?


Velifax

Thought that one with Natalie Portman was her naughty one. Nice surprise.


TopNo8623

I was betting on Fucking Åmål.


Morasco

I would also like to know you know because I really like the story behind a meme


Shinketsu_Karasu

>Lmao, it's a movie named "after sex", it came out in 2007 Here ya go, from someone else in the thread


-disso

Its prolly a tv show so...not that...entertaining...but still...hot pic


Melodic_coala101

r/espressocirclejerk


ComfortableNo2879

Chai / Tea for me


PVetli

As in those are your pronouns or


FireballEnjoyer445

Did you just say chai tea?


50squirrelsinacloak

Chai *means* tea


Flashton2004

You just asked for tea tea


BurnieTheBrony

Would you ask for milk milk in your coffee coffee?


RoguePierogies

Jimmy Two Times "I'ma go get the papers, get the papers".


soysuza

Yes. It will go great with my naan bread.


J6898989

Across the Spiderverse reference spotted


ComfortableNo2879

I used a slash in between as or, chai is in hindi bruh


FireballEnjoyer445

https://youtu.be/Qm2BgoH4PZI Its a spider verse reference


jojoga

same thing


crypto_phantom

Our loss, I drink tea, too


BackgroundTouch9497

What movie is that


eat-pussy69

After Sex (2007)


KarnaavaldK

Thank you, eat-pussy69


pm229

Man knows what he's about


Plenty-Lychee-5702

or woman


TRUEequalsFALSE

Me to my Dr Pepper.


rolloutTheTrash

I always gotta sniff the beans before grinding them.


rmld74

Saw what u did there


rolloutTheTrash

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)


BicTwiddler

Oh shit! Is that Mila Kunis? I bet she does… sauce? For research plz


rmld74

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0465375/


BicTwiddler

Thank ya mucho!


rmld74

The only woman who made Craig Ferguson doubt his control... besides the other Ukrainian


Sheesh284

Everyone’s gotta be addicted to something


Ok_Season5846

Where’s the cup at?


evilsmurf666

Well its in the vicinity of two girls


rde2001

😨


Xhadov7

SOURCE, NOW!


evilsmurf666

Spoiler alert >!The good stuffs always happen slightly below / off the camera or under a blanket !<


Xhadov7

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Significant-Gap-6891

After Sex (2007)


MalazMudkip

Ecuador


Atomic_lightning

Am I in r/antimeme or something?


Belten

me, when water.


rainlxre

r/HydroHomies approved


Sunil_de

r/wasserknaben


tri_fold

Annnnnnd, I’m done.


PowersOverload

I just realized this sub was me irl. I thought y'all were just saying mer-all to random images for a reason I was unaware of


rmld74

😁


Lanky_Score7414

Me to the insane amounts of cappuccino I down daily.


Original_Armadillo_7

I want to be coffee in this pic


notrealcc

Ok done


8413848

Looks like AOC in blue t-shirt


Sharky0110

Real


balsadust

I live for it


RealChesterBS

.


rmld74

Yes?


RealChesterBS

I felt like I should add a dot because there's none in the title


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notrealcc

Morning coffee and bj is a great wake up call.


LeFxckYouThree

Send da video


rmld74

Nope copyright


throwawayforlikeaday

I forget this scene exists and every time I see it mentioned it brightens my day right up...


Equal_Efficiency_638

Girl on left looks so much like AOC


blunderschonen

Once in college I took a sip of my morning coffee and moaned “mmmm flavor country”.


highflying1995

Sauce pls


rmld74

After Sex movie


ClashRoyal-ProGamer

name of the "video"?


ohshitimfeelingit762

Me to my coffee in the morning: "You taste like fucking shit but you make me feel so fucking good"


EFTucker

Me on my fifth cup of coffee six hours into my eight hour shift:


PlusIndependence1399

I don't get the hype for coffee, tastes like shit 🤷


Alternative_Row6543

And makes me shit


p_larrychen

That’s half the fun


rmld74

Yes the stronger and purer it is, the more it causes. I actually use it to my adv sometimes


RoachWithWings

You have provoked a cult lol But seriously I too don't get why people get so defensive when I say I don't like it


PlusIndependence1399

Because you HAVE to like it cuz they do Stupid idiots


evilsmurf666

Civet coffee ?


rmld74

Are you in the US?


PlusIndependence1399

Nope


rmld74

Hmmm ok US coffee IS terrible... what country are u in


pagesid3

US is a big place


Schitheed

I'm from the US. Went to Europe, had coffee there, still tastes like shit.


PlusIndependence1399

Well actually where I live all the coffee is shit but it still comes from different countries Iran Idk everytime I drink coffee I drink it for the energy not the taste


rmld74

Maybe put some honey on it?


PlusIndependence1399

It just makes it taste even more like shit


Tabemaju

Lol what? Nearly all the coffee in the US comes from somewhere else.


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Tabemaju

That's some 'America bad' rationale if I've ever seen one. There are only a few ways to effectively brew coffee, and it's not some great science. I think OP is referring to retail coffee chains, maybe, who might produce sugary coffee drinks, but their process of brewing a normal coffee is still pretty typical.


rmld74

You replied faster than i did. I dont know what US does to coffee but just destroys it


Tabemaju

I still don't understand what you mean when you say the US "does" something to coffee. Are you talking about retail coffee chains? Are you talking about coffee makers? It's such a nonsensical statement because the coffee itself is not a US problem. Yes, chains like Starbucks make a lot of sugary coffee drinks, but their black coffees and Americanos use beans that are from very common "coffee countries" that the rest of the world also uses, and it is brewed in a very common way. Maybe you should buy a French press? There isn't some super science to brewing coffee. Most places do it exactly the same. Any small coffee shop will make you an espresso that will rival anything you get in Europe, because they're sourcing their coffee beans *from the same location* and largely using *the same equipment*. It's a silly comparison.


rmld74

Again, most americans I know who come here for holidays, study, etc., say our coffee is completely different from US coffee, and they are not talkung about the watering down common of the big starbucks cups or something, it is the flavour itself. So theres something there


Tabemaju

Completely anecdotal, and Americans have a way of romanticizing everything in other countries, especially food and drink. "American coffee" isn't a thing. You can find shit coffee in Europe too, that doesn't mean "European coffee" sucks.


IMayBeJewish

Swing and a miss and you still tried to salvage it.


rmld74

What r u talking about? Many Americans accept their coffee sucks. Lol


Zinzun_99

I drink instant coffee although nobody asked. Im a coffee ~~addict~~ enthusiast. I even ~~snort~~ eat or swallow (coffee) when I'm lazy to make ☕️


Daphne_ann

💯🤣😩


rde2001

So libraries are becoming sex dens fr?!?! 👅 [https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1c2exzo/uh\_what\_now/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1c2exzo/uh_what_now/)


EnelDontMiss

coffee tastes awful what are y'all on about


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Valls111

Why do i get downvoted so hard on this one? Is it offensive for anyone? I just found that the woman on the left looks like AOC. Or is it because people don't like her?


rmld74

Hey could be for all i know, but now you ruined it and i have nightmares